He's also wearing a padded muscle suit under that black jumper and has a plastic face.
Anyone affiliated with the British Broadcasting Corporation is an enemy of the indigenous white British. They are globalist Marxists hell bent on pushing subversion and agitprop garbage on the population in order to harm them.
God no. >Acts are already cherrypicked by the time they reach the TV auditions, to either be good, or good TV. Most of the good acts are signed to labels already and all the mental health stuff these days means ITV wouldn't let someone awful come on to be booed off as often as the old days >These days they fly people in from abroad a lot of the time, which just shows how small the pool in Britain is now >Show itself feels incredibly scripted, even moreso than when it first began >Most of it boils down to singing or dancing, most "variety" acts are shallow and blow their load at the audition >Heavy reliance on sob stories and "wholesome" moments >With live reality TV not being a draw anymore less people watch it, less people discuss it and there's less incentive to watch (it used to be a fairly big discussion point, especially during the live shows)
I enjoyed it as a kid for the first few series, but it's ran it's course. Ant and Dec were at least smart enough to see that with Saturday Night Takeaway but honestly I think BGT needed to go long before that. Everyone involved surely has enough money by now.
I will say getting rid of Walliams was a positive though. He was fricking awful and made it even more unfunny and cringeworthy.
There are a lot of allegations about Walliams, albiet nothing official. What probably happened is they found out something they didn't like and used what he said as an excuse. He's an unfunny c**t anyway.
Anyone affiliated with the British Broadcasting Corporation is an enemy of the indigenous white British. They are globalist Marxists hell bent on pushing subversion and agitprop garbage on the population in order to harm them.
Simon lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
should have been canned 10 years ago >forced sob stories >they literally scout people and "surprise" them on the show >everyone gets a golden buzzer now >they show the judges reactions and close up shots of the audience more than the act >"Randomly" invite people from the audience to audition who just happen to be there >some acts just happen to be friends of the judges or are already sucessful
Even the joke acts are not funny anymore but most importantly they canned steven mulhern the best thing about bgt
that applies to everything though, all forms of media and pretty much life itself just feels like its been running on empty for the past decade, we desperately need this new World War to kick off already to bring some spice back
Amanda Holden is so fricking weird. Like she looks good, but she just repulses me as a person. If I ever fap to her I get the same feeling I get when fapping to depraved shit.
another ozepmic success story
What's going on here?
Only for the single celled lifeforms that still watch Free to air TV.
I don't think I've watched it since series 1
It's homosexuality personified
Do you feel in charge?
He's wearing heels and lifts and is still a turbo manlet. This must be shopped.
He's also wearing a padded muscle suit under that black jumper and has a plastic face.
Britain's Got Talent is ITV, not BBC.
>He's also wearing a padded muscle suit under that black jumper
Does he have AIDS?
God no.
>Acts are already cherrypicked by the time they reach the TV auditions, to either be good, or good TV. Most of the good acts are signed to labels already and all the mental health stuff these days means ITV wouldn't let someone awful come on to be booed off as often as the old days
>These days they fly people in from abroad a lot of the time, which just shows how small the pool in Britain is now
>Show itself feels incredibly scripted, even moreso than when it first began
>Most of it boils down to singing or dancing, most "variety" acts are shallow and blow their load at the audition
>Heavy reliance on sob stories and "wholesome" moments
>With live reality TV not being a draw anymore less people watch it, less people discuss it and there's less incentive to watch (it used to be a fairly big discussion point, especially during the live shows)
I enjoyed it as a kid for the first few series, but it's ran it's course. Ant and Dec were at least smart enough to see that with Saturday Night Takeaway but honestly I think BGT needed to go long before that. Everyone involved surely has enough money by now.
I will say getting rid of Walliams was a positive though. He was fricking awful and made it even more unfunny and cringeworthy.
>Walliams got canned because he got caught saying things about acts that literally everyone watching says all the time
There are a lot of allegations about Walliams, albiet nothing official. What probably happened is they found out something they didn't like and used what he said as an excuse. He's an unfunny c**t anyway.
Anyone affiliated with the British Broadcasting Corporation is an enemy of the indigenous white British. They are globalist Marxists hell bent on pushing subversion and agitprop garbage on the population in order to harm them.
Its not on the BBC you moron.
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Simon lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
This guy was getting laid all over the place what compels him to do this
should have been canned 10 years ago
>forced sob stories
>they literally scout people and "surprise" them on the show
>everyone gets a golden buzzer now
>they show the judges reactions and close up shots of the audience more than the act
>"Randomly" invite people from the audience to audition who just happen to be there
>some acts just happen to be friends of the judges or are already sucessful
Even the joke acts are not funny anymore but most importantly they canned steven mulhern the best thing about bgt
>should have been canned 10 years ago
that applies to everything though, all forms of media and pretty much life itself just feels like its been running on empty for the past decade, we desperately need this new World War to kick off already to bring some spice back
It was funny last series when they pushed the pozzed troony act, only for them to not get through on the public vote.
The show is more artificial than Simons face
He knows the surgeon fricked up his eyes so he hides them.
He's a mega millionaire, why the frick can't he hire a competent surgeon?
Because he isn't a mega millionaire. Hasn't been one for some time.
>captcha: HAWTV
simon is israeli
What no way
Apparently, there's a woman who burps on Britain's Got Talent.
Best act coming through
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Amanda Holden is so fricking weird. Like she looks good, but she just repulses me as a person. If I ever fap to her I get the same feeling I get when fapping to depraved shit.
That phenotype of plastic surgery woman is so common these days
Demon man hands
I'd bone her but with no intention of ever talking to her
Major poodle with a shaved body but not head energy