I can’t fathom, I can not fathom how terrible DC is. Capeshit comics are one of the worst mediums in history. All the writers are too fricking moronic.
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No marvel is worse but DC isn’t much better. It’s just a 2 company race though so “worst” isn’t apt, “worse” would be. Though again I don’t think they‘re as bad as marvel. But they’re not really all that much better. Marginally better.
What is Marvel doing that’s worse than this shit (pic related)?
>cucking peter
> Putting the punisher on a bus
> All that knull shit
> Pretty much every xmen book for the past few years
just off the top of my head
you can't possibly still be angry or surprised that X-Men books are shit, they haven't had competent storytelling since Whedon's Astonishing and even that was a slow retread of what better storytellers already did that actually works, they haven't had a good original story since like Asteroid M in the frickin 70s
>Krakoa-men has been 4 years of DOGSHIT
>punisher was cucked by his rezzed wife and replaced with an uncustomized create-a-player from NBA Live 2004
>captain America still has to share his name with falcon cause they like the idea of a black cap
>wolverine still has to share his name with a girl he raised who never wanted the name even when she had it until Tom Taylor completely destroyed her and reduced her to having an Alt U version running around to float the idea of undoing his shit
>Jed McKay replaced moon knight with his black OC
>Jed McKay is going to replace Stephen strange with a different OC
>Jed McKay is awful on avengers as well
>Slott was extended and introduced a terrible Jon Kent wanna be despite being awful at writing kids
>Ryan north is somehow writing an even worse FF than that fat homosexual I just mentioned
>USM is just a fan fic tier alternate origin what-if rather than ASM if OMD never happened
I don’t think they have a single redeeming quality frankly.
So when is DC and Marvel comics shutting down? What the FRICK is wrong with these writers? Are these sabotage plants, who is actually this incompetent at writing a simple capeshit character?
You honestly come off like a bot. You said in the other thread DC needs to reboot again. I honestly just wish you’d have a nice day.
No the writers need to kill themselves. Pieces of shit writing these awful ass stories. No wonder why their sales are SHIT LOL
>USM is just a fan fic tier alternate origin what-if rather than ASM if OMD never happened
You're telling me that a Spider-Man from an alternate universe does not have the same exact origin as the 616 version? What a shocker. Next you're going to tell me that the other characters from the new Ultimate Universe are not going to be 1:1 with their main counterparts.
It's really kind of a lose lose argument.
basically this but at least dc had vertigo, long gone is decent mature capeshit
Stop, most of vertigo was genuinely awful, ugly, tryhard nonsense pandering to literal homosexuals and people who listened to and still listen to grunge. which is why everyone only brings up like 1 or 2 of the series.
i never said it was all good so no i wont stop.
since when was the pogues and the smiths grunge?
I never said you claimed all of it was good, but you mentioned it as if it was a saving grace. It isn’t. Most of it was awful.
Here’s a baseball analogy, if you swing for the fences and make an out it’s still an out. If you hit a single at least you got on base and kept the inning alive.
Vertigo was a lot of swinging for the fences and a lot of outs made with a random home run or two.
Their capeshit over the years has been a lot of outs but a lot of singles and a home run or two.
You undervalue singles and, like all of you vertigo fans, overvalue fly outs that swung for the fences.
Vertigo was basically Joey Gallo on the Yankees. Who in their right mind is a Joey Gallo fan?
i understand baseball from futurama more than the real thing.
The worst capeshit company is your favorite one, and judging how much you seethe about DC, then it probably is DC.
Because DC is releasing more shitty products from top to bottom. It’s generally all shit. Show me a Marvel game where all the Avengers get killed off by z listers.
>DC is releasing more shitty products from top to bottom
Why do you care if it's all so shit? Go read something actually good you idiot.
Look at all this fricking whining, frick off already
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Shut up, Lopi.
We killed (almost) the entire Justice League as a new big crossover arc has just begun! Oh shit things sure are serious as a multi-universal threat threatens all of reality or something. They're not actually dead? Of course they're not.
At least Batkek's pile of wank ended in him getting punched in his stupid fricking face by Prime Time. Yeah yeah WW was there too.
Jim Lee is a fricking weak ass homosexual with no standards. Sales tanking as we speak.
>All of the animated Justice League movies are complete shit
How do they do it every time? Marvel is just as bad. They're a bunch of vomit
Stupid ass boring story lines with asspulls, Damien centric (his ass is OP for no reason)
Also they can't write a relationship for shit and cat woman is always an ugly dike unless it's the long Halloween
Maybe capeshit was always bad. Think about it. It’s the same shit over and over again. And nothing makes any damn sense.
I’ve shouldn’t just stuck to mainstream.
Comics were a mistake. Now I fricking hate DC characters. The dumbass writers ruined them for good.
it's pretty bad
blame bad writters
Zdarsky's Batman is better than any Marvel Comic in recent memory.
Disregard everything I have said and will ever say, I suck wieners