>f**ing
Why is everyone in the public eye so fricking crude but then have to censor it to protect your little baby ears? I'm not a fricking prude but FRICK
Is this specifically Asian Americans who are seething about stereotypes? I'm from Russia and here the stereotype about Asian men is more that they are either walking Bruce Lee clones, who study martial arts or that Thais are all Tong Pos from kickboxer. Russian zoomer women are also obsessed with k-pop stars and Korean tv dramas, Korean men are pretty popular here. It's very common to see WMAF here or AMWF here and nobody gives a shit.
Who the frick is threatened by Simu? >b-but tons of Gen z chicks are fawning over Asian men!!
Yeah, over Twinkish idol boy band twinks. Not insecure asians who have the face of Winnie the Pooh and the charisma of a wet blanket.
>. Not insecure asians who have the face of Winnie the Pooh
Xi lives in the minds of white guys rent free. Also reminder that Winnie the Pooh isn't outlawed there.
Didn't he make some posts on an incel asian subreddit about comparing his small asian penis to his family and friends asian penises and reaching the conclusion that he has a slightly larger penis than his asian friends and family?
the dude is basically the stereotypical asianmasculinity or whatever incel subreddit poster. He posted a ton of really pathetic posts. I don't have any of them saved though. He was basically blaming all of his problem on white people and not his own pathetic personality. I think he sperged out a bit about asian women being traitors for dating white men too.
The problem is he cares what women think. You can be the fattest, baldest, shortest, smallest dick Asian around and still be a chad if you just stop giving a shit whether girls think you're cute or not. There's more to life than pussy but if you listen to guys like Simu you'd never know it. Ironically if he was out of closet gay he'd be more respectable and probably wouldn't worry about the fact he's 1.75" short of being 6' .
You're not wrong. I have a buddy that's a burmese immigrant, the dude is a goofy 5'3" or something dude but he's also a pretty hardcore army scout in the advisor brigade and he's getting girls all the time even if he's an asian manlet. He's just not a whiny b***h.
I've posted before about an Indian flatmate from college that was fricking constantly - attractive browns, whites, and east Asians. I get called some LARPing curry but my whole point was that he does it in spite of not being some Cavill-tier God. Small eyes, shitty hair, 5'11 so not huge, arms aren't massive but can tell he's lifted some weights before but also having a small gut/b***h breasts, wearing cargo pants, etc. The guy upended what I believed to be true when he was slaying in spite of all of that, basically because he's an arrogant fricker that loves himself and would always go for it and be on the prowl.
>indian flatmate >fricking constantly >whites
You thought I wouldn't notice, ranjit?
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They aren't Chads as fricking a lot as a rule (even among the educated that can afford fancy western universities) but this one fricker was enough to upend my assumptions about how certain things work between men and women
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>upend my assumptions about how certain things work between men and women
You're only digging your own grave here Pajeet
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Why would I lie and LARP as a curry?
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Actually, the lie is you pretending NOT to be a curry.
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Lie to what end?
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>pahjeets are s-so c-cool bros... w-we're not street shiiters who everyone is disgusted at
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Fit Indian men do exist, and they frick 10x more than you expect . Why the frick is that so hard for you dumb frickers to understand ? Not all Indian men are 5’6 subhumans you idiot
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>mention college environment and clarify the frick boy is an exception among Indians
You've got reading comprehension about as shit as a poorgay street shitting curry that can't get a visa if you took my posts as some spin on those types.
Good Morning Sirs.
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>Fit Indian men do exist
I actually didn't even describe the specific Indian guy I know in those terms. My whole point was that he slays in spite of his apperance that has a number of flaws/not being Chad-tier - because he's a conceited fricker that loves himself and always goes for (including to the point of inviting personal drama like when he goes after women he knows have boyfriends and it backfires).
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10*0=0
This part i can believe
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Very funny butthole
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Relax, Simu. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, lmao.
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Frick, meant for
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It's clearly douchebaggy humble-bragging with the intent to humiliate that guy and feel good about himself but in a way that protects himself or even be praised by braindead celeb worshippers like you, you gullible autists. You unironically can't pick up on the subtle cues of human posturing in the era of social media.
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go kys simu
I fricking hate Simu Liu, you braindead cretins. Believe it or not I can call out Chris's fakeness, show your gullible simple-mindedness AND think Simu Liu is an annoying Xi jinping ugly faced goblin all at the same time. Incredible, I know.
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>To be fair you need to be quite intelligent, like me, to detect that an actor isn't being authentic with his joking on social media
Sometimes I forget this place if filled with literal autists.
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autistic and moronic, suicide inducing combination
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autistic and moronic, suicide inducing combination
I meant that the irony itself is not benign. Now go back to jerking off to Chris.
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>mention college environment and clarify the frick boy is an exception among Indians
You've got reading comprehension about as shit as a poorgay street shitting curry that can't get a visa if you took my posts as some spin on those types.
God damn do I fricking hate ricecels and aznmasculinitygays so much. >WAH WAH NOBODY WILL DAYE ME CUZ IM AZN!! AZN MEN ARE SO OPPRESSED!!! MUH AZN MASCULINITY!!
No you dumb frick. They don’t wanna date you because you’re an insecure homosexual who looks like a chigyu, not because you’re Asian. Tons of women desire Asian men, you’re just a moron. Why are so many Asian American men like this? I don’t see other Asian men around the world complaining nearly this much about it.
Pretty sure Henry is openly an actual sperg or something. I mean, just type "Henry Cavill PC gaming", "Henry Cavill Warhammer", etc. Guy's hip with it.
To my recollection, he's actually charismatic in interviews, so onscreen, it's either down to his acting abilities (or lack thereof), unfortunate writing and directing, or a bit of both.
>Why are so many Asian American men like this?
Current nonwhite males in general are just shockingly insecure, their inferiority complex has been weaponized by foreign and domestic powers to divide the people and frick the west up, and clearly there was a ton of material to work with because it’s been very effective, hilariously the Nonwhite Inferiority Complex. Nonwhite zoomer boys might be the height of male insecurity across history, used to be a leftist but diversity is the most disappointing cultural thing I’ve ever witnessed, has really dehumanized them to me.
Kind of both but especially the ones raised in white countries, obsessive poisoned freaks about it, there’s truly no such thing as a nonwhite leftist in a white country, they’re strictly anti-white and nothing else. The ones back home are maybe more anti-America/west or whatever but the anti-white is still in there, a ton of porn-spamming indians on here. Can be the least racist people on the planet and it won’t matter, the complex is just too there, they’re currently like if an inferiority complex sprouted an identity. Canada really is about the be the fricking worst online presence, already getting there.
Seems like a obsession across the Pacific as well. A college friend of mine did his 2nd year in Hong Kong and had a Japanese manlet roomate that would try to see his wiener as he would emerge from the bathroom after a shower.
Seems like dick comparison is really common there. We had the japanese ground self defense force over in Washington to train and every time we walked into the shower they'd immediately leave.
I don't think I even measured my wiener until I was 22 only cause I ran across some lookism Cinemaphile thread and made me go 'hm, I got no clue what i've got down there, may as well find out' - so casual vs. obsessive for them.
I don't think I even measured my wiener until I was 22 only cause I ran across some lookism Cinemaphile thread and made me go 'hm, I got no clue what i've got down there, may as well find out' - so casual vs. obsessive for them.
>Simu was reported to have been wringing his hands in front of Gosling >"I feel I have spaghetti on my hands!" >After Simu left, Gosling is alleged to have "Never bring that slanty crybaby back here [red carpet event]. That sort of weepiness makes me sick"
Yea he's a terminal ricel. Like full-on unironical "asian women owe me sex all my social shortcomings are white men's fault I'll cope by spamming blacked porn" ricel. Honestly I think he's a good looking guy, even made it as a rich and famous actor, but he's never gotten out of that middleschool crippling insecurity that women can pick up on like a fricking bloodhound. sad sad sad
Who the frick has ever called this guy a thirst trap? No one even knows who he is. This moron is perpetually seething about problems that only exist in his head.
He latched on to it because it makes him feel desired. It's like the frumpy mid-looking Asian college girls crying about white men objectifying Asian women...guess what they are not objectifying you, you ugly c**t, they want the hot Asian women
This, it's funny because nobody has ever used those words to describe a non actor, women have no fricking clue who he is if they saw a picture, he's 100% making shit up
>Simu Liu
As a homosexual I've never talked to a single Asian girl who thinks this moron is hot, let alone any white girls. I cannot fricking blame them. I (and most women, for that matter) would much rather frick picrel, as far as East Asian actors go. If I was an Asian man, I'd disown Simu Liu.
One of the things I don't like about Simu Liu is that actually masculine Asian men are well bred, and don't take political positions or complain about a lack of representation publicly. This is something that is totally insane to me about westernized Asian men who have this gymbro douchebag persona. They do the same thing black people do where they simultaneously posture themselves in public as being tough and masculine while turning around and capitalizing on being a minority to portray themselves as a victim so that they will be catered to in their professional career. They complain about type casting, but they have no acting skill whatsoever, and would never make it in East Asian countries. All in all, they have a total lack of professionalism, and that's fine if you are going to be a provocateur. but it is a bit silly to pretend like you are some icon of Asian masculinity when you act like a homosexual (and aren't being a cute twink who can get away with it).
Literally don’t understand why they opted for using Simu when a twinkish actor would’ve brought in way more people to the seats (fujo and kpop crowd). He looks like a twink in the comics anyway. No wonder the movie flopped.
>"Heh, you looking pretty damn HOT AND TIGHT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN" Chad declares to a curvy Asian beauty >The nearby 2nd gen Asian-American manlet goes red with rage >"H-hey g-g-guy, you s-should maybe respect women" he protests feebly, whilst, internally, he seethes over WMAF and condemns the Asian women that consort with the white devil as prostitutes that deserve the torch >"HUH?! What's that, I couldn't hear you down there Shortround!" Chad thunders. The Asian beauty stiffles a laughter as she gazes as Chad with lust >"HEH, I'm just messin' you, pal. I love Japan! KONNICHIWA, DUDE!" >"C-c-china a-actually. W-we have a rich culture of art, and equality, a-a-a" >"SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Hahaha, only messin' with ya!" >"Y-y-youre s-such a FRICKING C-C-C-C-CHUUUUD!!" the manlet screeches at last >BANG >the manlet is knocked to the floor with a single haymaker >"Oh!" gasps the beauty, her pussy growing wetter by the second >"Heh, ooooh, I thought ya knew karate, Mr. Miyagi, why didn't ya block that?" >Chad notices the chink's wallet >"Hhhhm, oh whatta we got here? A 20? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. ROCKEFELLAR! Heheh!" >"Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN" says Chad as he takes the money out of the manlet's wallet >"Guess who just bought us a round of drinks!" Chad thunders to the Japanese beauty that is like a b***h in the heat >as they stroll off together Chad glances back at the writhing manlet >"SAYONARA, DUDE!"
It's clearly douchebaggy humble-bragging with the intent to humiliate that guy and feel good about himself but in a way that protects himself or even be praised by braindead celeb worshippers like you, you gullible autists. You unironically can't pick up on the subtle cues of human posturing in the era of social media.
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It's clearly douchebaggy humble-bragging with the intent to humiliate that guy and feel good about himself but in a way that protects himself or even be praised by braindead celeb worshippers like you, you gullible autists. You unironically can't pick up on the subtle cues of human posturing in the era of social media.
He doesn't have sex with you and you don't get any of his money, but keep prostraining yourself for someone who doesn't know you exist, that's a good look.
this behaviour is called peawienering. notice how she is totally focused on how she looks. she is inviting other men to challenge her boyfriend, in a fight for the right to her pussy.
>worked his way up from an actual notable TV role instead of some secondary guest role nobody cared about >never had to posture or do cheap shirtless scenes to get attention >tries to be in actual films instead of only shitty actionslop and franchise movies
Never understood why they didn't just get this guy to be Shang Chi. Okay yeah he's a bit on the older side, but he's aged decently and it's not like Simu Liu is that much younger.
who's that asian gay that makes the whiny comics about wypipo?
Start spamming that shit whenever he tweets, make this fricking homosexual understand he's here to be shit on.
>and has sex daily
even if that part is true, the anon you were trying to shit on has probably pleasured a woman before. Something your boy likely has never done, even given the “daily” opportunity.
I have a Korean friend that has had many hot girlfriends but he's an athlete that has Larry David's personality and was adopted by white people. Asians in Asia seem normal too. I think being raised by Asian parents in the west makes you go crazy. He still complained that none of those girlfriends were ever Asian women though.
I genuinely feel like I'm getting gaslit every time Simu Liu gets held up by Hollywood as some modern Asian sex icon. Look I get different strokes and all that, and I don't even think he's an ugly guy or anything, but I do not see Simu remotely comparing to any of the Asian guys I've seen who are considered good-looking.
The guy's in shape and that's most of what he has going for him. You could probably find a dozen better-looking Asian guys than him just walking into a gym at an Ivy League school or some shit.
He's a charisma vacuum and I say that as someone who regularly posts in the Kdrama threads and watches Korean movies and television shows every day.
He's just not very appealing as an actor.
i wonder if it makes simu depressed knowing he wouldn't have a career if he was based in asia since he's not hot enough to compensate for his mediocre acting
Simu Liu almost solely acts in braindead slop movies. I'm not sure he's the type who genuinely cares that much about the craft.
IMO an easy way to spot if an actor cares or not is if they take their time between movie roles to do some theatre. It's not a hard rule or anything, but most serious actors will do theatre.
Simu looks a bit like the Chinese actor Hu Jun to me. As you might be able to guess, Hu Jun doesn't really get leading man roles in movies over in China. He got to play lead in a couple TV shows and he was decent there tho.
I don't get why if Disney wanted to push this whole diversity thing they wouldn't just get one of the numerous talented young actors from China (or Taiwan/HK if they wanted to appear extra progressive). I bet a ton of them would jizz their pants at the chance to appear in a big Hollywood movie and learn to speak English just for the role. Hell I'm sure a lot of them already know English, especially HK actors.
I saw Simu Liu walking around Disney's Hollywood Studios on Thanksgiving of 2022 and no one recognized him. Sad
you just contradicted your own story
That's because he is Simu Liu
i would have shouted out "Hey Simu, is Sum Ting Wong?"
homie think he smooth
Who?
SI-MU LI-MU
>f**ing
Why is everyone in the public eye so fricking crude but then have to censor it to protect your little baby ears? I'm not a fricking prude but FRICK
>s-see?! we can be tough too!
Asian “men” are pathetic
homie on the left is legally a midget
Any time this gets posted I pause in confusion for a moment at wdhmbt
One of the stereotypes for asian men is that they're shredded, frick him and his gay lover
Left cute af I’d date him
>t. Gay
>F U, stereotypes
>First Marvel male lead to get friendzoned in his own solo movie
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
>pov: you are handing out toys to kids during reading hour
I've seen the guy on the left in a gay porno before.
I thought we weren't allowed to post cp.
ive seen him fail 2plate bench. how? my body doesnt look like that and i rep 2 plates easy on the guillotine press
Specificity. He doesn't usually train bench press so he's bad at it. If I'm not mistaken he is more of a calisthenics bro.
Is this specifically Asian Americans who are seething about stereotypes? I'm from Russia and here the stereotype about Asian men is more that they are either walking Bruce Lee clones, who study martial arts or that Thais are all Tong Pos from kickboxer. Russian zoomer women are also obsessed with k-pop stars and Korean tv dramas, Korean men are pretty popular here. It's very common to see WMAF here or AMWF here and nobody gives a shit.
>cucked by asians
grim
Russians dating Koreans isn’t even race-mixing, since both groups are mongoloids.
Who
>Simian Lou
>I'm a fricking -ACK
wouldn't it be funny if he got murdered on video that way
>he actually agreed to do this
I wonder how much they paid him
Just thinking about that video makes me uncomfortable. I've seen gore shit that made me squirm less than whatever the frick this was.
I wonder which Hollywood israelite found him by seeing this
He's more handsome than 99% actors rn
he has a nice body but his face is so ugly and hes a narcissistic homosexual
Everyone says he has a rat face but he just looks asian to me
the people who talk about his face are asian women
Simu looks like an average asian guy, maybe a bit above average if generous. He was absolutely looksmogged by the guy who played his dad in the movie.
he looke like a rat that got ran over in the face
Do I have the slur for you... Research "zipperheads."
honestly shang-shi had some of the best action scenes in the entire mcu until the third act shit show
the guy can move
Lo Wang : Shadow Warrior live action when ?
Why are white guys so threatened by him?
Mostly just laughing at how insecure he is. There are a lot of cool asian dudes out there. He isn't one of them.
Why are westernized asian men like this. Josh luna, simu liu
lmao that Asian guy that helps out Adam Savage nowadays (not Grant RIP) is more masculine and likeable than Simu 'Insecurity' Liu.
Who the frick is threatened by Simu?
>b-but tons of Gen z chicks are fawning over Asian men!!
Yeah, over Twinkish idol boy band twinks. Not insecure asians who have the face of Winnie the Pooh and the charisma of a wet blanket.
>. Not insecure asians who have the face of Winnie the Pooh
Xi lives in the minds of white guys rent free. Also reminder that Winnie the Pooh isn't outlawed there.
I'm not white, Liu radiates insecure tryhard energy
Didn't he make some posts on an incel asian subreddit about comparing his small asian penis to his family and friends asian penises and reaching the conclusion that he has a slightly larger penis than his asian friends and family?
Just Azn bro things
you wouldn't understand, gwailo
the dude is basically the stereotypical asianmasculinity or whatever incel subreddit poster. He posted a ton of really pathetic posts. I don't have any of them saved though. He was basically blaming all of his problem on white people and not his own pathetic personality. I think he sperged out a bit about asian women being traitors for dating white men too.
The problem is he cares what women think. You can be the fattest, baldest, shortest, smallest dick Asian around and still be a chad if you just stop giving a shit whether girls think you're cute or not. There's more to life than pussy but if you listen to guys like Simu you'd never know it. Ironically if he was out of closet gay he'd be more respectable and probably wouldn't worry about the fact he's 1.75" short of being 6' .
You're not wrong. I have a buddy that's a burmese immigrant, the dude is a goofy 5'3" or something dude but he's also a pretty hardcore army scout in the advisor brigade and he's getting girls all the time even if he's an asian manlet. He's just not a whiny b***h.
I've posted before about an Indian flatmate from college that was fricking constantly - attractive browns, whites, and east Asians. I get called some LARPing curry but my whole point was that he does it in spite of not being some Cavill-tier God. Small eyes, shitty hair, 5'11 so not huge, arms aren't massive but can tell he's lifted some weights before but also having a small gut/b***h breasts, wearing cargo pants, etc. The guy upended what I believed to be true when he was slaying in spite of all of that, basically because he's an arrogant fricker that loves himself and would always go for it and be on the prowl.
>indian flatmate
>fricking constantly
>whites
You thought I wouldn't notice, ranjit?
They aren't Chads as fricking a lot as a rule (even among the educated that can afford fancy western universities) but this one fricker was enough to upend my assumptions about how certain things work between men and women
>upend my assumptions about how certain things work between men and women
You're only digging your own grave here Pajeet
Why would I lie and LARP as a curry?
Actually, the lie is you pretending NOT to be a curry.
Lie to what end?
>pahjeets are s-so c-cool bros... w-we're not street shiiters who everyone is disgusted at
Fit Indian men do exist, and they frick 10x more than you expect . Why the frick is that so hard for you dumb frickers to understand ? Not all Indian men are 5’6 subhumans you idiot
Good Morning Sirs.
>Fit Indian men do exist
I actually didn't even describe the specific Indian guy I know in those terms. My whole point was that he slays in spite of his apperance that has a number of flaws/not being Chad-tier - because he's a conceited fricker that loves himself and always goes for (including to the point of inviting personal drama like when he goes after women he knows have boyfriends and it backfires).
10*0=0
This part i can believe
Very funny butthole
Relax, Simu. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, lmao.
Frick, meant for
I fricking hate Simu Liu, you braindead cretins. Believe it or not I can call out Chris's fakeness, show your gullible simple-mindedness AND think Simu Liu is an annoying Xi jinping ugly faced goblin all at the same time. Incredible, I know.
>To be fair you need to be quite intelligent, like me, to detect that an actor isn't being authentic with his joking on social media
Sometimes I forget this place if filled with literal autists.
autistic and moronic, suicide inducing combination
I meant that the irony itself is not benign. Now go back to jerking off to Chris.
>mention college environment and clarify the frick boy is an exception among Indians
You've got reading comprehension about as shit as a poorgay street shitting curry that can't get a visa if you took my posts as some spin on those types.
Good Morning Sir!
God damn do I fricking hate ricecels and aznmasculinitygays so much.
>WAH WAH NOBODY WILL DAYE ME CUZ IM AZN!! AZN MEN ARE SO OPPRESSED!!! MUH AZN MASCULINITY!!
No you dumb frick. They don’t wanna date you because you’re an insecure homosexual who looks like a chigyu, not because you’re Asian. Tons of women desire Asian men, you’re just a moron. Why are so many Asian American men like this? I don’t see other Asian men around the world complaining nearly this much about it.
How can the 2nd most handsome man in the world be such a charisma vacuum?
Pretty sure Henry is openly an actual sperg or something. I mean, just type "Henry Cavill PC gaming", "Henry Cavill Warhammer", etc. Guy's hip with it.
To my recollection, he's actually charismatic in interviews, so onscreen, it's either down to his acting abilities (or lack thereof), unfortunate writing and directing, or a bit of both.
Have you seen the one in first place?
>Why are so many Asian American men like this?
Current nonwhite males in general are just shockingly insecure, their inferiority complex has been weaponized by foreign and domestic powers to divide the people and frick the west up, and clearly there was a ton of material to work with because it’s been very effective, hilariously the Nonwhite Inferiority Complex. Nonwhite zoomer boys might be the height of male insecurity across history, used to be a leftist but diversity is the most disappointing cultural thing I’ve ever witnessed, has really dehumanized them to me.
>Nonwhite zoomer boys
In general or specifically those born/raised in white western countries?
Kind of both but especially the ones raised in white countries, obsessive poisoned freaks about it, there’s truly no such thing as a nonwhite leftist in a white country, they’re strictly anti-white and nothing else. The ones back home are maybe more anti-America/west or whatever but the anti-white is still in there, a ton of porn-spamming indians on here. Can be the least racist people on the planet and it won’t matter, the complex is just too there, they’re currently like if an inferiority complex sprouted an identity. Canada really is about the be the fricking worst online presence, already getting there.
Seems like a obsession across the Pacific as well. A college friend of mine did his 2nd year in Hong Kong and had a Japanese manlet roomate that would try to see his wiener as he would emerge from the bathroom after a shower.
Seems like dick comparison is really common there. We had the japanese ground self defense force over in Washington to train and every time we walked into the shower they'd immediately leave.
I don't think I even measured my wiener until I was 22 only cause I ran across some lookism Cinemaphile thread and made me go 'hm, I got no clue what i've got down there, may as well find out' - so casual vs. obsessive for them.
Simu Liu cares a lot about his height too.
KEK. He's candid if nothing else, but totally stupid for his public image.
>Simu was reported to have been wringing his hands in front of Gosling
>"I feel I have spaghetti on my hands!"
>After Simu left, Gosling is alleged to have "Never bring that slanty crybaby back here [red carpet event]. That sort of weepiness makes me sick"
Yea he's a terminal ricel. Like full-on unironical "asian women owe me sex all my social shortcomings are white men's fault I'll cope by spamming blacked porn" ricel. Honestly I think he's a good looking guy, even made it as a rich and famous actor, but he's never gotten out of that middleschool crippling insecurity that women can pick up on like a fricking bloodhound. sad sad sad
Do azns really look at their friends and families penises to see who has the biggest smallest piece in order to determine which azn males the alphas?
That's nothing, I save pictures of other men's wieners on my hard drive to compare and contrast penis sizes whenever someone gets uppity.
>At an after party, this superhero was being a jerk to various models who were turning down his drunken advances.
Weird because he has apparently has a large dick. His personality must be the reason.
>Weird because he has apparently has a large dick.
According to who? Literally nobody in Hollywood will even date him.
>Hollywood millionaire is an incel
Actually hilarious.
>money means you can get laid
Notch would beg to differ.
Notch is obese and frickugly.
Who the frick has ever called this guy a thirst trap? No one even knows who he is. This moron is perpetually seething about problems that only exist in his head.
He latched on to it because it makes him feel desired. It's like the frumpy mid-looking Asian college girls crying about white men objectifying Asian women...guess what they are not objectifying you, you ugly c**t, they want the hot Asian women
This, it's funny because nobody has ever used those words to describe a non actor, women have no fricking clue who he is if they saw a picture, he's 100% making shit up
Literally who? What's a "thirst trap?"
>Simu Liu
As a homosexual I've never talked to a single Asian girl who thinks this moron is hot, let alone any white girls. I cannot fricking blame them. I (and most women, for that matter) would much rather frick picrel, as far as East Asian actors go. If I was an Asian man, I'd disown Simu Liu.
Not even Accented Cinema guy like Simu Liu and that guy's been begging for a Asian male lead in Hollywood for years
One of the things I don't like about Simu Liu is that actually masculine Asian men are well bred, and don't take political positions or complain about a lack of representation publicly. This is something that is totally insane to me about westernized Asian men who have this gymbro douchebag persona. They do the same thing black people do where they simultaneously posture themselves in public as being tough and masculine while turning around and capitalizing on being a minority to portray themselves as a victim so that they will be catered to in their professional career. They complain about type casting, but they have no acting skill whatsoever, and would never make it in East Asian countries. All in all, they have a total lack of professionalism, and that's fine if you are going to be a provocateur. but it is a bit silly to pretend like you are some icon of Asian masculinity when you act like a homosexual (and aren't being a cute twink who can get away with it).
HK actors are GOAT though. Aint' even a fair fight. Tony Leung carried Shang Chi so damn hard it's not even funny.
I too am confident that only men want to suck Simu's dick.
Why Simu Liu is still relevant when Mackenyu is available? He can make his own stunts and more important, he atract the white women demographic
He was raped by older female neighbor back when he was 14.
That's an ick for most white women.
Mackenyu said it was consensual when the neighbour was in trial for child abuse
Literally don’t understand why they opted for using Simu when a twinkish actor would’ve brought in way more people to the seats (fujo and kpop crowd). He looks like a twink in the comics anyway. No wonder the movie flopped.
There are hot Asian men but he's not one
>"Heh, you looking pretty damn HOT AND TIGHT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN" Chad declares to a curvy Asian beauty
>The nearby 2nd gen Asian-American manlet goes red with rage
>"H-hey g-g-guy, you s-should maybe respect women" he protests feebly, whilst, internally, he seethes over WMAF and condemns the Asian women that consort with the white devil as prostitutes that deserve the torch
>"HUH?! What's that, I couldn't hear you down there Shortround!" Chad thunders. The Asian beauty stiffles a laughter as she gazes as Chad with lust
>"HEH, I'm just messin' you, pal. I love Japan! KONNICHIWA, DUDE!"
>"C-c-china a-actually. W-we have a rich culture of art, and equality, a-a-a"
>"SOUNDS LIKE WOKE NONSENSE TO ME! Hahaha, only messin' with ya!"
>"Y-y-youre s-such a FRICKING C-C-C-C-CHUUUUD!!" the manlet screeches at last
>BANG
>the manlet is knocked to the floor with a single haymaker
>"Oh!" gasps the beauty, her pussy growing wetter by the second
>"Heh, ooooh, I thought ya knew karate, Mr. Miyagi, why didn't ya block that?"
>Chad notices the chink's wallet
>"Hhhhm, oh whatta we got here? A 20? Mr. Miyagi? More like Mr. ROCKEFELLAR! Heheh!"
>"Heh, domo arigato, DICKWAD-SAN" says Chad as he takes the money out of the manlet's wallet
>"Guess who just bought us a round of drinks!" Chad thunders to the Japanese beauty that is like a b***h in the heat
>as they stroll off together Chad glances back at the writhing manlet
>"SAYONARA, DUDE!"
I'm 5'5 and brown and this shitpost reminded of the time a chad and his gf bullied me in college.
actor in alice in borderland
Has he done any full frontal yet?
Probably never have or will due to jap censorship laws. The nude guy in S2 of borderland was also 1000 times better looking than Simu.
No
Golden Kamui is my favorite manga of all time. I'm glad it got an ending, but I'm also salty it ended.
Suzuki Ryohei
Built 4 BWC
God I hate this guy. They keep pushing him aggresively in Canada
k selected af
What is his problem?
What an butthole honestly. He's basically calling the other asian dude ugly.
How a real chad handles it
Guy on left looks like that homosexual Joe Wick.
What a king
Based as frick
smooth as frick response
It's clearly douchebaggy humble-bragging with the intent to humiliate that guy and feel good about himself but in a way that protects himself or even be praised by braindead celeb worshippers like you, you gullible autists. You unironically can't pick up on the subtle cues of human posturing in the era of social media.
You're right but the guy was self-deprecating and asking for it so Hemsworth indulged him by shitting on him. Everyone won.
go kys simu
KING SHIT, trips reveal his noble intent
>t. Ole Seethin’ Simu
you know the guy they picked out of the crowd saw the jumbotron and said "Who?"
Has this guy portrayed any roles that aren’t “Cool” Asian Guy which is what he pretends to be in real life as well?
He would make a good '80s Clive Barker character.
As a white woman I find him insanely attractive.
He should go on Jon Bernthal's podcast
burn fresh air?
He's not a real one, Jon would run his b***h ass outta there.
He doesn't have sex with you and you don't get any of his money, but keep prostraining yourself for someone who doesn't know you exist, that's a good look.
eye candy? more like durian
Based.
this behaviour is called peawienering. notice how she is totally focused on how she looks. she is inviting other men to challenge her boyfriend, in a fight for the right to her pussy.
He's not a thrist trap because nobody thirsts for him.
hahaha imagine being a chink
Did you know Simu Liu is competing against Canadian actress Sarah Gadon for a 2024 Canadian Screen Award best host of a live entertainment special?
>managed to escape the marvel garbage machine
>Emmy award winner
I kneel
I actually think he's good looking. He was a really good pick for Glenn. I can even see him winning the girl over.
>worked his way up from an actual notable TV role instead of some secondary guest role nobody cared about
>never had to posture or do cheap shirtless scenes to get attention
>tries to be in actual films instead of only shitty actionslop and franchise movies
Never understood why they didn't just get this guy to be Shang Chi. Okay yeah he's a bit on the older side, but he's aged decently and it's not like Simu Liu is that much younger.
who's that asian gay that makes the whiny comics about wypipo?
Start spamming that shit whenever he tweets, make this fricking homosexual understand he's here to be shit on.
For me it’s the lost homie
i like both of them a lot
wonder if they could play father and son
I've always thought Daniel Dae Kim is the closest thing to an Asian version of the gigachad meme with that sharp jawline of his.
>and has sex daily
even if that part is true, the anon you were trying to shit on has probably pleasured a woman before. Something your boy likely has never done, even given the “daily” opportunity.
I have a Korean friend that has had many hot girlfriends but he's an athlete that has Larry David's personality and was adopted by white people. Asians in Asia seem normal too. I think being raised by Asian parents in the west makes you go crazy.
He still complained that none of those girlfriends were ever Asian women though.
azn women are sexy sexy
I don't get how guys can be insanely insecure like this, and I'm a pretty anxious and nervous guy
He's the Jonah Hill of Asians.
Aren't asians supposed to age well? He looks like shit for 35. If you told me he was 45 I wouldn't blink.
Aging well doesn't matter if you're ugly from the start.
I genuinely feel like I'm getting gaslit every time Simu Liu gets held up by Hollywood as some modern Asian sex icon. Look I get different strokes and all that, and I don't even think he's an ugly guy or anything, but I do not see Simu remotely comparing to any of the Asian guys I've seen who are considered good-looking.
The guy's in shape and that's most of what he has going for him. You could probably find a dozen better-looking Asian guys than him just walking into a gym at an Ivy League school or some shit.
>thirst trap
there's thirst trapped in him?
typical ricecel
Can you imagine teenage girls having posters of this guy in their room?
trans-girls yes
He's a charisma vacuum and I say that as someone who regularly posts in the Kdrama threads and watches Korean movies and television shows every day.
He's just not very appealing as an actor.
i wonder if it makes simu depressed knowing he wouldn't have a career if he was based in asia since he's not hot enough to compensate for his mediocre acting
Simu Liu almost solely acts in braindead slop movies. I'm not sure he's the type who genuinely cares that much about the craft.
IMO an easy way to spot if an actor cares or not is if they take their time between movie roles to do some theatre. It's not a hard rule or anything, but most serious actors will do theatre.
>“Nobody likes asian males”
what does that have to with being asian or their stereotypes
For some reasons he and Zachary Levi have the same exact vibe.
I can guarantee you that I have made more women and troonys cum in the last month than this dude has in his entire life, guaranteed.
Simu looks a bit like the Chinese actor Hu Jun to me. As you might be able to guess, Hu Jun doesn't really get leading man roles in movies over in China. He got to play lead in a couple TV shows and he was decent there tho.
I don't get why if Disney wanted to push this whole diversity thing they wouldn't just get one of the numerous talented young actors from China (or Taiwan/HK if they wanted to appear extra progressive). I bet a ton of them would jizz their pants at the chance to appear in a big Hollywood movie and learn to speak English just for the role. Hell I'm sure a lot of them already know English, especially HK actors.