Is he the most bankable actor ever? You can put him in any piece of shit and it will turn a profit.

Is he the most bankable actor ever? You can put him in any piece of shit and it will turn a profit.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Or he and his agent are just good at picking the right films

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > picking the right films
      In The Name of The King:: A Dungeon Siege Tale

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a 2 hour movie of Statham saying things like "Oi bloke, fack off!" and doing fights

    Guaranteed profit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will watch your movie now

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I just saw that thread on reddit and now I will post this on Cinemaphile
    have a nice day you fricking transparent piece of shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will watch your movie now

        >I will watch your movie now
        You need to go back.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im onto you, you're not slick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you need to go back

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Bank Job is a great heist movie. Those who disagree are conniving c**ts by choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of my favorite heistkinos, and I'm a big fan of the genre in general.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I concur. It is wall to wall action, entertainment, and top level hijinks. The dissenters are clearly suffering from post par-tum depression and seriously need to get a treadmill and jog it off.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crank 3 when

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When Corey Haim's schedule allows it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did Dungeon Siege or Ex4 turn profit? I don't think so.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still in the top ten in the Middle South East Asian market.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's a bald manlet so he makes everyone feel good about themselves except for ugly bald manlets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >short
      >bald
      >stupid
      >english
      >dates women taller than him
      literally me

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >short
    >great hair
    >genius
    >american role model
    >dates women taller than him
    Tom cruise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A Nicole Kidman quote after they broke up: 'Great, now I can wear high heels again'

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        roastie cope, her career and looks declined after Tom dumped her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Then she tried to smile but all that emerged was a pained grimace

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They need to make another one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The directors now hate each other and split their partnership, feels bad man

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >someone mentions short actors
    >the SIDF immediately shows up to shill cruise out of nowhere
    Sad!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We need a white guy to protect a cute asian girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Having that Chicom cutie in the first Transporter probably made him a household name in Chicomistan.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still a bit autistimally annoyed over the fact that they had him show up in the Fast and The Furious movies but he WASN'T playing the Transporter. It was the perfect fricking crossover idea! He's hired to transport something and they're intent on stealing it. Then he find out it's a WMD or some shit and ends up teaming up with them at the end, or he completes the assignment and they end up teaming up in the next movie where he hasn't been hired to transport what they want. It works so much better than him being a world-renowned supervillain who wants them dead who then turns into an antihero.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This cute asian girl, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Pirate's Nightmare, we called her...

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He can wear any outfit and still look badass. Any other actors have this skill?

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