Is he the most bankable actor ever? You can put him in any piece of shit and it will turn a profit.
Is he the most bankable actor ever? You can put him in any piece of shit and it will turn a profit.
Is he the most bankable actor ever? You can put him in any piece of shit and it will turn a profit.
Or he and his agent are just good at picking the right films
> picking the right films
In The Name of The King:: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Just make a 2 hour movie of Statham saying things like "Oi bloke, fack off!" and doing fights
Guaranteed profit
I will watch your movie now
>I just saw that thread on reddit and now I will post this on Cinemaphile
have a nice day you fricking transparent piece of shit
what
>I will watch your movie now
You need to go back.
im onto you, you're not slick
you need to go back
The Bank Job is a great heist movie. Those who disagree are conniving c**ts by choice.
It's one of my favorite heistkinos, and I'm a big fan of the genre in general.
I concur. It is wall to wall action, entertainment, and top level hijinks. The dissenters are clearly suffering from post par-tum depression and seriously need to get a treadmill and jog it off.
crank 3 when
When Corey Haim's schedule allows it.
Did Dungeon Siege or Ex4 turn profit? I don't think so.
Still in the top ten in the Middle South East Asian market.
He's a bald manlet so he makes everyone feel good about themselves except for ugly bald manlets.
>short
>bald
>stupid
>english
>dates women taller than him
literally me
>short
>great hair
>genius
>american role model
>dates women taller than him
Tom cruise
A Nicole Kidman quote after they broke up: 'Great, now I can wear high heels again'
roastie cope, her career and looks declined after Tom dumped her
>Then she tried to smile but all that emerged was a pained grimace
They need to make another one
The directors now hate each other and split their partnership, feels bad man
>someone mentions short actors
>the SIDF immediately shows up to shill cruise out of nowhere
Sad!
>We need a white guy to protect a cute asian girl
Having that Chicom cutie in the first Transporter probably made him a household name in Chicomistan.
I'm still a bit autistimally annoyed over the fact that they had him show up in the Fast and The Furious movies but he WASN'T playing the Transporter. It was the perfect fricking crossover idea! He's hired to transport something and they're intent on stealing it. Then he find out it's a WMD or some shit and ends up teaming up with them at the end, or he completes the assignment and they end up teaming up in the next movie where he hasn't been hired to transport what they want. It works so much better than him being a world-renowned supervillain who wants them dead who then turns into an antihero.
This cute asian girl, right?
>The Pirate's Nightmare, we called her...
He can wear any outfit and still look badass. Any other actors have this skill?