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I feel like the 2020's will be seen as that weird era where they just put blacks in everything.
this meme will never be funny zoomer
Itll be around long after youre dead, old man.
That's where you are wrong.
Blacks are breeding and whites are not.
>Blacks are breeding
But then their rate of homicide neutralizes their rate of growth lol. That's why the Latino community is larger and will actually continue to grow.
*Latinx
Normies stopped using that
Latine*
No. Frick off.
t. Latin
>el estudiante
>la estudiante
>le estudiante???
that’s confusing and stupid
You should actually have a nice day and I am not even kidding in the slightest. Please do it.
The black birthrate in America is actually near or below the white one and has been for decades. They're only breeding in the third world, for now
Abortion rates and homicides keep their numbers at bay.
>abortion
good thing whitey solved that this year. heh.
you mean spics...
This honesty. Idk why /misc/ is obsessed with blacks when the Mexican population has quintupled in the last 20 years. I live in fricking Appalachia and I see mexicans every day.
Why would anyone want to raise a kid? Especially right now?
Because they touched grass and had sex. With the grass.
Nah, being a parent seems miserable. I have yet to meet a happy parent under the age of 40. See, I actually have friends and go outside and most of my friends are having kids and are fricking sad.
But the cost alone makes me not want a kid let alone woke hollywood, TikTok and shitty schools
The black population has been at 13% since the days of slavery. It's the Hispanic population that's skyrocketing.
>this meme
the black population is staying stable because of murder, crime and abortion. hispanics are breeding like rabbits, and most of them hate chimps
Blacks are breeding white women.
Zoomers are OBSESSED with them. Kylie Jenner and Blacked.com got white girls HOOKED ON BBC
These b***hes need to sit on my dick
That was the 2010s too
left better before, right better after
True but she still has a face like she gives rimjobs
Yes because that will surely stop in the 2030s
moron
Fat girls are gross
sorry sweaty but americans changed the beauty standards, now fat is beautiful and you WILL overlook the cellulite
Could not agree more. But to be fair, chubby chasers are the distillation of our instant-gratification focused society.
Traditionally, men would shoot for a fit girl. Enjoy a tight little hard body while it lasts and then, after a few years, pump her full of kids and enjoy the transformation (bigger boobs, fatter ass, extra tummy for grip).
But now we have men who wish to defy the natural order, skipping the middleman and leaping on the fleshier specimens preemptively. And to an extent I can imagine it must be nice; but like Icarus, they fly too close to the sun. For once they settle down, and desire to pass on their seed, they realize the fault in their ways. What once was an icon of fertility transmutes into a horrific specimen of gluttony, and what once was lust turns to disgust.
It's a sad state of affairs, spurred by changes in our attitudes as a collective society. But that's just the world we live in.
chonker
>blonde wearing some fit watch in both pics
>mexican starts wearing one when she's fat
hopeless lol
before the era when everyone's speaking spanish
Is that what the average women in Minnesota looks like?
Its like they both got blasted with a thicc ray.
>I feel like the 2020's will be seen as that weird era where they just put blacks in everything.
Only if normies finally wake up and put an end to it. Otherwise, they won't stop until their true goal of "100% diversity" is achieved- in both movies and IRL.
Surely it's going to get a bit awkward when literally 100% of actors are black.
>Surely it's going to get a bit awkward when literally 100% of actors are black.
It will be "awkward", but by then most whites will either have been guilted and brainwashed into genuinely supporting it for "equity" (aka revenge), or they'll be forced to pretend to support in order to not get fired and/or tank their social credit score.
And after the Manson family-style "helter skelter"- when non-whites and self-hating whites hunt down and murder every single white person on earth- then it won't be awkward at all. Although by then they'll have stopped making movies altogether.
>And after the Manson family-style "helter skelter"- when non-whites and self-hating whites hunt down and murder every single white person on earth- then it won't be awkward at all. Although by then they'll have stopped making movies altogether.
nobody cares about you enough to kill you
jesus that pic
Hate to say it but she has the face of a girl who would get fat.
That pic (morphed) is from 2013. She lost all the weight few years back.
she used to be so pretty too
architectsama... i kneel
its boring and the writer did a shit job
>a redemption arc for the Sandersen Sisters for no reason
>villian is shown as misunderstood and the main characters are okay with what he did
[/spoilers]
Lol right? They literally killed a child and somehow they tried to humanize these b***hes by making it to be about the big bad christian reverend who didn't even do shit compared to fricking killing children
Do you expect israelites to frame child killing as bad?
Anon, I...
>Want a 16 year old girl whose father just died to get married so they can make a family and survive the 1800s
>This is villainous according to liberals
>They literally killed a child and somehow they tried to humanize these b***hes by making it to be about the big bad christian reverend who didn't even do shit compared to fricking killing children
They didn't though. Stop just blindly believing everything you read on Cinemaphile. The first 15 minutes made me think it was going to go super woke and make the christian white preacher the villain, but he really isn't. Yeah, he got them ostracized but the Sandersons are objectively evil and pretty much no one tries to say otherwise.
The whole point was that the new girls and the Sanderson sisters faced similar scenarios, and the Sanders decided to be evil, while the new girls didn't.
It's a shitty movie, but its not woke.
There was a lot of shit the movie touched on but didn’t commit. Like a lot of streaming shit it feels like they filmed a first draft script.
wtf? whack as hell
Can someone go more into detail as to the preacher villain?
Preacher wasn't the villain
Ok. Can you elaborate? I’m certainly not going to watch this movie, I just want to know what that person was referring to.
The guy that runs the museum is the villain. He saw the Sisters when they came back in 1993 and wanted to bring them back, so Book told him how to make a new candle. He gave it to some girl he knew did rituals to bring them back and for the whole movie he's getting things they need for a spell because they cursed him if he didn't. The movie tried hard to make it seem like he wasn't the villain but he was the reason they came back. In the end the main characters tell him it's alright and they just want a discount at the store. Really shit writing.
Weird
This is what happens when you demand representation but insist on lack of accountability
He's not the villain, he's just stupid. He says himself that he thinks the sisters are just misunderstood, then realizes his mistake too late when they decide to literally murder him.
He was gonna force like 13 year old Winnifred into marriage. Then Winnifred said she was a lesbian. The town gasped. They ran away and became 50 year old witches?
Oh no, they used historical fact to paint christians in a negative light. We better protest it, fellow christcucks
he was going to split the sisters up and force the eldest to marry a boy (who also didnt want to marry her? i have no idea how this random preacher was the deciding factor here)
after a spider makes THE ENTIRE TOWN spazz out and allows the sisters to escape, they meet a witch, get given the book, come back and burn down the preacher's house and they become spooky witches - fast forward to present day
That's it. You don't see the preacher again.
Didn't the sisters literally kill children?
That's not true, the sisters are still shown as child eaters. Gilbert claims that they were misunderstood at first, but its shown that he was wrong. The sisters are evil witches. The only "redemption" is that Winnie cares for her sisters, and didn't want to sacrifice them for ultimate power.
Who keeps making these posts? Gilbert was the villian and the Witches were shown having a redemption arc
Why are you lying?
I'm so fricking sick of 'there's no such thing as villains'
Did you see the first Hocus Pocus movie? It's the same. Witches get unleashed and have to be put back.
>It's the same
Anon, its not even close to the same feel as the original
Its like one long bad SNL digital short
Aye lad. ‘Tis pozzed. Pozzed by the globohomosexual zogbots.
You want to try the goyslop? Go ahead.
Absolutely not. It's yet another shocking new low for Disney and Hollywood. One of the worst movies this year. Very, very woke. Almost no white characters beyond a "bully" kid, the mayor, and the sisters. It has scenes pushing drag queens on kids. Beyond that it is just unwatchably bad.
What colors are these people of color?
many shades of brown
Imagine being a /misc/tard and spending your one (1) life crying about things on the internet instead of touching grass and having sex.
>touching grass
I still don't understand how this is gonna improve my life.
>life is about holes and filling them
the absolute state of trannies
>Nooo! You can't just have a Black person in a movie! Movies should not reflect reality in any way!
>making fun of le racists
>use the word Black person
????????
Or maybe I'm just not a manchild who has a meltdown when the latest Disney film has a Black person in it. I also don't throw a tantrum if someone uses slurs.
look where you are and what you posted, you're a manchild sorry buddy
Reflecting the worst parts of humanity.
>Reflecting the worst parts of humanity.
wait, someone put you in a movie?
i say this and dress like this but dont look like this
Girl on the right is hot
Your right or my right?
She's job site hot because she's next to two whales
I rarely watch a movie made past 2012. Thats when the world ended for me.
>max and dani nowhere
>insert random Black person into the events of the original for a connection
>IS THAT A BLACK PERSON I MUST DIE FOR THE CORPERATION NOW
>everyone who isn’t a virulent racist loves corporations
I cannot comprehend how moronicly reductive /misc/tards are. Most people simply do not care about stuff like this. The only reason anyone talks about it is because of chuds who get an aneurysm. 99% of people in real life have never even thought about black people in movies. The only ones who care are /misc/tards and Twitter libs
Anon you are delusional. Way more people complaining about the complaining then actual complaining. Like always.
cope
>Libshit memes
TLDR, Black person lover
You're a corporate slave and you know it, you lick the boots
i'll never forgive the israelites for openly celebrating the genocide of white europeans via policy they institute. i know the majority of israelites are innocent cretins who are programmed to limp in exchange for pity, but i can never put my guard down now after they bragged about driving white people extinct using their weapons immigration and terrorism. israel must burn. zionism is nazism and every zionist must fricking hang.
>every zionist must fricking hang.
We're tired of seeing you too.
Bix nood mudafuggah
Keep it up anon, you're directly contributing to Black fatigue.
then have a nice day moron
>Sequel to a 30 year old film that didn't need a sequel
There's no way it's good.
If you like the original and watch it time to time for some nostalgic Halloween comfort, do not watch the sequel.
Hocus Pocus as a 90s standalone is good as is. It didn't need a follow up nearly 30 years later.
The movie is so shit they didn't even get Mary's crooked mouth right
I don't even have an issue with the main characters not being white, but the fact that 99% of the jokes miss the mark made it unbearably painful to watch. Everything was done by the numbers and there was no soul at all. I had to turn it off 45 minutes in. Who the frick wrote this garbage?
Welcome to the Disney+ dumping grounds. Disney doesn't give a shit about quality and they will milk nostalgia forever.
>Who the frick wrote this garbage?
Probably an aggressively talentless non-white woman who was diversity-hired in order to accrue Blackrock ESG money.
That b***h looks like she should be pounding steaming piles of wet bed sheets with a brick in a city laundry with a dimly lit alley entrance
Watched it with my girlfriend. It was baffingly bad. Waaaay too woke and not even subtle. How can people not be aware of these agendas now? The three witches are fun to see again and the actresses killed it, but everything else was really bad.
>It was baffingly bad. Waaaay too woke and not even subtle. How can people not be aware of these agendas now?
People are aware of these agendas. Most of them actively support it, and the ones who don't just shrug and say
>Wow, imagine the outrage if this situation were reversed!
Normies are probably a lost cause. A based authoritarian leader is needed to herd them in the right direction.
>>Most of them actively support it
>meanwhile the industry is fricking flatlining
dang man don't set a record or anything
>the industry is fricking flatlining
Box office and audience appeal doesn't matter anymore. Blackrock ESG money is what keeps modern movie studios alive. It's why "get woke, go broke" almost never happens.
>Box office and audience appeal doesn't matter anymore.
Frick, I meant "don't matter", made a moronic ESL-tier mistake. Point still stands.
>Is hocus pocus 2 worth watching?
Yes. 8/10 Halloween treat.
>It looks woke.
It is, but only mildly. All the woke stuff can be easily ignored and the time that is dedicated solely to the Sanderson sisters is pure kino.
The movie falls off a bit after the garage scene and the teen protags get more agency, but there is sufficient Sanderson kino prior to make up for the weak last thid of the movie. Also the first 12 minutes is cute.
Is it a good movie? For the average person probably no. But for fans of the original and fans of Halloween, this is an easy annual rewatch for me.
aint no one going to rewatch this trash movie
id be surprised if Disney even played it on Freeform ever
I already watched it twice in the last two days.
You have to be a fan of the original and a fan of Halloween.
im a fan of the original
saw it in theaters and love halloween
this movie was fricking terrible, but im guessing your post is meant to be pseudo-trolling and you didnt like it either
Everything involving the Sanderson sisters in this movie was on point, it's like they never left, and most if not all of their gags could have been in the original movie so I guess you didn't like the original as much as you thought.
explain which gags
i'd like to hear what you thought was on par with the original from this movie
I can't think of a single gag of theirs that wasn't funny. Fluorescents, the entire Walgreens segment, threatening Cobweb, whole scene in the gift shop, woman in the box, spread out etc.
explain why you thought they were funny
Explain why you didn't find the original funny. Witches being confused by modern culture is funny. Watching them drink face cream and enjoying it is funny.
not what is being talked about here, just explain why you found them funny, should be hard, you did enjoy the movie right?
No what you're talking about isn't relevant. If you even watched the first movie you'd know that all the gags I mentioned were well written jokes in the vein of, of not outright riffs of jokes from the original. Go watch the movies dimwit.
no no bud, you said you enjoyed the movie
i asked what you found to be the same as the original
you listed things
i asked why you found them funny
my tastes dont matter here
if you cant answer the question, guess it wasnt a very good movie then
Oh yea and the roomba was a nice update on the vacuum cleaner gag of the original. Mary Sanderson even farts at least twice (once when entering the Walgreens, once when talking about the smell in their old home/gift shop, tjere may be more) so the toilet humour is still there too.
These posts don’t feel organic.
You don't feel organic. "I didn't watch it but explain everything to me"". Why are you even in this thread, go post another BLACKED thread or something.
>I literally cannot stop thinking about black wiener
Dubs of homosexualry.
Brainlet
I literally cited specific cases, reread my post. Either watch the movie or stop complaining.
EXPLAIN why you found them funny bud
Sorry bro, you're going to have to find someone else to help with your clear case of autism. If you can't see why their gags were obviously funny (moot point since it's the same quality and type of joke as in the original movies that you claim to like anyways), then you'll just have to figure it out on your own.
you're literally a moron if you cant understand what im asking
guess this movie really wasnt that good if you can't explain
it's not like every time you think of this movie now you'll remember this thread where you couldnt answer a simple question why you liked the movie
but still, way you responded was honestly embarrassing
leaving this thread, seriously bud, get your shit together
You're asking someone to explain a joke to you, brainlet, then acting indignant when someone tell you to sit on a glass jar.
>you have to be a fan
Lamest fricking excuse ever and no, im a fan and i hated the sequel. Hocus Pocus is one of the top halloween movies, how small do you think the fanclub is? What you are actually saying is that your capacity to consume trash is higher than average.
>Hocus Pocus is one of the top halloween movies, how small do you think the fanclub is?
Precisely my point my dimwitted friend.
Hocus Pocus has a lot of fake fans that just pile onto the bandwagon without understanding what exactly made the first one good. They like it because it became popular. They don't understand the humour of the witches. If they did, they'd find the exact same things charming about the second. The people hating on Hocus Pocus 2 "fans" and not alike, are just the same type of people as those "critics" and "audience" that panned the first one. Astute people with a modicum of critical thinking are capable of picking apart the things they like and didn't like. Even Grace Randolph who is self-admittedly not a fan was able to make that distinction which is why she's a good reviewer. As far as the Sanderson sisters go, their performance was pretty much a repeat of the original in quality. The teens, Gilbert, and modern scripts were bad, but they weren't bad enough to detract from the good, and we got a sufficient amount of screentime on the Sandersons. Am I saying it's as good as the original? No. But I am saying that the good parts of the Sandersons in this movie are nearly as good as the best parts of the Sandersons in the original.
>the time that is dedicated solely to the Sanderson sisters is pure kino.
What the frick are you talking about? All of there scenes are about as funny as a fricking SNL sketch.
Idiot you probably didn't even watch the first get out.
man no
original hocus pocus is a classic (albeit a campy one)
appreciated the effort put into reprising the sanderson sisters roles but when i want "hey, 'member that bit from the first film?" I'll just watch the original
Pacing in 2 managed to be worse than the original, but at least in the original the jokes were allowed to land without another twelve non-attempts at humour trying to shove their way into the scene at the same time
Its a children's film. You have to be over 18 to post here
sorry, not going to torrent a show with Black folk in it.
Why does this sequel feel more like a back door pilot for a spin-off?
they definitely try to tease it with the bird at the end
El Goblino De Black
When will they complete the Boogedy trilogy?
does the sequel finally address la ogra sin cejas
you just know she sucked the director off with that same application of lipstick giwtwm
Does the word Black person hurt your feelings? Do you wanna talk about it?
>It looks woke.
My wife asked why it was full of black people
"It's just like our friday bedroom sessions, honey"
Hocus pocus 1 is garbage
the original is great i love it having a cult following.
never subscribing to disney+ or watching the sequel lol lmao
No it’s basically the same story but the sisters need to ask the black girls for help to be good at the end. Just watch the original.
Is the original worth the watch?
Serious question
It's campy fun with some completely bizarre sequences for a kids movie.
I think if you're in the mood for 90's nostalgia, then yes it's worth it. If you haven't seen it before, I'm not sure if it will be enjoyable.
Would the witches have been baffled by darkies walking around like nothing special is happening?
I simply refuse to watch these sequels out of principle. Hollywood is creatively bankrupt and everything they produce is a sequel/spinoff/offshoot of something done much better decades prior. The new versions are devoid of thematic juice, devoid of a point, really just non-artistic filler, like eating cake frosting tight from the container. Its all valueless, and most of these shitty sequels are forgotten after their season.
Say no to star wars, marvel, avatar" hocus pocus, and anything else they try to soullessly revive in your direction.
Anyone noticed how the mayor was a gay father?
Pic related was the best part. Would hit like an extinction level meteor. Movie felt cheap and plot was weird. They tried to make the Sanderson sisters empathetic then it’s like they realized they literally consume the souls of children. Why they didn’t bring thora birch back made no sense. Thora claimed she was busy but lol who are you fricking kidding. troony shit was out of control. Even my 6 year old daughter asked me why the girls in the movie looked so strange. When I explained it was a biological man dressed as a woman she started to laugh hysterically. Really drives the point home when small children find your bullshit ridiculous intuitively.
That's not a troony in your pic?
That’s the milf from Ted Lasso
that anon cant explain for shit, here's the thing, the sisters go into, i guess, a drag queen halloween contest of sister lookalikes and they make a musical number talking about how what do you look doesnt matter or something.
>they make a musical number talking about how what do you look doesnt matter or something.
What? They sing One Way Or Another you schizo.
Stupid fricking song too. It should have been something related tangentially to Halloween like the first movie. I live in the town that the festival scenes was filmed in. I was around the corner the night they shot the performance and as soon as I heard Blondie I knew it would be a shit sequence.
The school prinicipal or whatever in the school office is a Troon too
>troony shit was out of control. Even my 6 year old daughter asked me why the girls in the movie looked so strange. When I explained it was a biological man dressed as a woman she started to laugh hysterically
Fricking based
Black fragility is alive and well. Started any more riots lately?
I dunno, you stormed any government buildings recently?
>female villains must be sympathetic and redeemed
Stop, Disney.
This one is particularly funny. How do you make someone obsessed with the idea of skinning puppies and wearing their flesh sympathetic?
shut up PETA moron
Okay, Chang.
Not defending Disney's dumb ideas but Cruella was a fun movie despite not even being close to the real villain.
no but neither is the first one
I want to frick Sarah even though she looks like a troony due to age.
Have you ever seen a mulatto girl, a fat Asian girl, and a cute Latina but in anything closely resembling a social circle. For me its not even about being woke, you never see this in real life.
It was very boring. Just watch the original movie.
When you say woke, you mean the N word
>the witches who worship the devil and literally suck the souls out of children were just misunderstood and mistreated!
When will this trend die?
They even changed it so Winnie was just given Book by another witch when the original said she sold her soul for it.
Why is Hollywood incapable of making sequels that follow the spirit of the original?
Because it's the current year +7.
Too much israeli inbreeding
They want to dehumanize children and glorify murdering them for your own benefit to further their pro-abortion agenda.
>It looks woke.
It's woke when those three are on screen
When it's the original three witches it feels like a fun 90s movie
>it feels like a fun 90s movie
it doesnt, especially with the depressing filter over the movie
>uh no sweetie let me tell you how you really feel
Dude, are you serious?
Lead actress was budget Zendaya
Had a few bits that were great but as you can expect it relied a lot on rehashing jokes like amuck. Plot is nonsense. The music number is bad and gets brutally mogged by Put a Spell on You. The entire third act is a jumbled mess.
Ultimately too much time spent on making the Sandersons "good." Its like whoever wrote it only saw the one scene where Winnie cries about Dani calling her ugly and wrote the whole movie like that.
Also Peggy Hill aged the best.
Does it make more sense that the sisters would accept the presence of blacks and trannies because they're degenerate witches, or less because they're from old world Salem?
They would be accepting because it goes counter culture which they were from the start
It had woke shit but it wasn't as bad as I expected and it was a fun flick. I've just come to terms with woke shit. It's here and it's going to stay for a while. So as long as it isn't over the top I can look past it. I'm tired of expending energy being negative about shit I can't change.
It was a fun movie, that's all.
These are bot posts.
moron.
Yes. I am a bot. A therapy bot programmed to remind you to take your meds.
You're fricking pathetic.
You're even worse.
Whatever you say boss. Keep throwing hissyfits over movies you absolutely don't have to watch. I'm sure when you're old you'll be on your deathbed thinking "man I wish I had b***hed and moaned more" as the mulatto orderly beats you with a sock full of oranges.
>can't beat em, might as well force myself to enjoy the woke shit!
What a pathetic cuck.
>It had woke shit but it wasn't as bad as I expected
>I've just come to terms with woke shit. It's here and it's going to stay
Another zogbot enjoying his goyslop
>hey mom I said the memeword again on the Cinemaphile! I'm a big boy!
Seething.
it's really a bad movie, worse sequel than Bill and Ted 3
It's bad but some anons are either moronic or intentionally misinterpreting what happens in the movie. The sisters are not the good guys at all. The new girls repeatedly call them evil child killers
Watching it now. Is everyone a lesbian?
No
It's silly and light hearted and has its moments, but it definitely starts to become boring by the time they reach the final act.
If they had a good movie idea they wouldn't be poking at this corpse
it's like the writer had about 90 half-baked ideas and tried to stuff them all into the film without cutting a single one
there are major plot points that get skimmed over in a single line of dialogue or IN A SINGLE BEAT OF A MONTAGE
meanwhile there's copious screentime given to pointless shit filler that goes nowhere, has nothing to offer and nothing to say
And then you have these god awful cuts that prevent you taking in the scene at times.
Mumbled dialogue, especially in the prologue which is about 5 times as long as it needed to be.
Even for a kids film it fricking stank.
My boss at work was excited to see it. Shes a nice person , but man she loves her Disney shit
was the secretary in the ladybug costume a troony lmaooo
Yes
Theres a lot of trannies in this movie.
aside from the school secretary and the drag show which other troons
LOL THE SCHOOO SECRETARY IN THE LADYBUG COSTUME IS A troony.
Why would they go out of their way to cast a troony of such a minor role?
THEY LITERALLY MENTIONED SATAN AND HAD A troony IN THE KIDS SCHOOL IN THE FIRST 20 MIN THANKS DISNEY!
>gets emotionally triggered at images of an imaginary bad guy in entertainment media
You are man child
>premise about witches references the devil
Aight
Eh, hocus 1 was far less overt. They don't outright name God and Satan, and if they do name Satan it can't be more than once and it doesn't have the inflection of 2. There's a weird israelitey celebration in the way the name Satan is delivered time and time again
It's a fricking kids movie. And yeah I don't remember fricking hocus pocus 1 having spells that call on Satan and Lucifer.
in the first movie they have a very clearly israeli dude cosplaying the devil and the witches are smitten by him and call him master.
So both movies contain israeli wish fulfillment
Tastefully done in a funny and light-hearted way. Not saying a fricking satantic spell.
my gf made me watch this movie
it was ass
it was made for children
the witches look OLD old
everything about it was cringe and bad
even she hated it (i really tried not to spoil her enjoyment but it was no use)
Sarah would still get it dressed as a Sanderson sister. Something about the exposed leg drives me nuts
she looked like a clown with how much makeup they had to put on her
I will admit I chuckled once or twice at some very corny jokes that I cannot even recall
I just watched it with my kids. I'm not here to simp Hocus pocus 1 but 2 is dated right now and it just came out. It also uses way too much shit reverse shot, not enough going on and way too much hip ironic sarcastic lingo. They use the word God alot which I'm not usually one to notice but after you've heard someone say "oh my God" for the 90th time you can't help but notice
I watch for she
Looks like an inferior sydney sweeny
Barely in the movie
That intro where they're little kids is like pulling teeth.
Why won't Bette Middler just die already
She had great khazar milkers in her prime
>1990s a drag queen shows up
Oh that's funny, how campy.
>2020s a drag queen shows up
I FRICKING KNOW WHAT YOURE UP TO YOU FRICKING OVEN DODGER! I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
Jesus, not one of you? no one?
christ I'll do it then
>Wokus Pocus
are you happy now? I dispare of you people sometimes
As soon as I heard them talking about devil shit I knew you homosexuals would be kvetching here (and I assume probably a post on /misc/). You morons are literally more one dimensional than wokecucks now.
>virgin is only mentioned once
DROPPED
NOT MY HOCUS POCUS
It's mentioned a handful of times and Gilbert basically admits to having (likely gay) sex in the movie
When did they even say Satan in the second movie? She says seitan in the beginning when she lists vegan food, that's all I remember. First movie was way more satanic.