Women are almost always isolated from truly scary shit like being in a warzone so they are fascinated by made-up horror, true crime, etc. They want to see what they they are missing as a woman.
That's why men don't find horror movies scary but women either literally can't even be talked into watching a scary movie or they obsess over scary movies.
I challenge anybody to find an actual scary movie. You can't. Horror movies are for women, not men.
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You've never been in a warzone shut the frick up
The point went right over your head shit for brains
But he's right you wienersucking homosexual
Nice projection you have there
He played call of duty
99% of the morons on here have never been in a warzone. Unfortunately, that's a bad thing when you look how terrible people on here behave. On the other side, as someone who has actually lived in a warzone, people should be happy not to ever having experienced that type of shit with their loved ones.
I used to post on /b/ in the aughts
/b/ in 2003 was so much fun I nearly shat
Are you implying zoomer and millennial men aren't a bunch of pussies?
Horrors which try very hard to frighten you are for girls
Something like Evil Dead is far superior to ghost and high pitch noises movie
>meanwhile this entire website sees the weakest pandemic ever and some shitty low scale war and goes "WOAH LE CLOWN WORLD THIS IS LIKE LE CYBERPUNK AND IM THR JOKER"
Even fricking Cinemaphile is full of homosexuals these days, but homosexuals with no self awareness, the kind that would post the Navy Seal copypasta unironically.
>WOAH LE CLOWN WORLD THIS IS LIKE LE CYBERPUNK AND IM THR JOKER
Kek
The call is coming from inside the house!
Lots of things are scary under the right circumstances, man or woman
>The call is coming from inside the house!
>.........That's fricking crazy man
hellraiser
>hellraiser
gore crap made by a homo
Clive Barker wrote Books of Blood, Cabal and Weaveworld, have some fricking respect
>Books of Blood, Cabal and Weaveworld
books by a homosexual made for homos and women
OK, just stick with your bland Stephen King then.
please don't egg this idiot on, this is such a blatant troll thread
>truth is trolling
frick off
Wah wahhh. You sound like a petulant child
>petulant
Go back
make me
I just did
>women either literally can't even be talked into watching a scary movie or they obsess over scary movies.
this is absolutely true
who the frick uses the subject field
frick off, moron
It's great for dates for a similar reason that roller coasters are great
My ex was so into horror movies it was insane. She would get insanely horny. We could not even watch half of the movie before she rode me on the couch. She literally started to blow me half an hour into A Serbian Film and wanted to frick right after the ending too. Don't even get me started on when any kind of vampire appeared in a movie. It turned her into a absolute demon. Now imagine that girl looked like a 9/10 model with a doll face. She was a total freak.
What kind of woman wants to frick after the last scene in A Serbian Film? Jesus Christ
Like i said. She was a total freak. We also lost virginity to each other, were highschool loves and together for 5 years. I remember when she randomly put on heels and stockings while watching human centipede 2 and started to hop on me and ride me. She would watch everything with me, even wanted to watch gore when i told her about it. Funny is that the only type of horror movies that she genuinely did not want to watch because they scared her were movies involving excorcisms or religious topics at all and ghost movies. Watching those she would hang on to me all night. Otherwise she was a real sweetheart so i did not bother much honestly.
Lots of my friends experienced the same.
Can I have her number if you're done with her? She sounds like a real hoot
Sure
I had a girl like this who was mad into Cradle of Filth, and when I showed her Cradle of Fear it was like she unlocked the dankest park of her
My ex would pause horror movies just to suck me off and ride me. She always finished the movie. It made her horny af just to be scared with me.
None of the girlfriends I've had have ever liked war movies. It's mind-boggling that they'll watch true crime shit, listen to people talk about how victims were strangled or beaten to death, chopped up and run through wood chippers and they love every second of it, but war movies with a clear plot where the brutality and violence of armed conflict serves to underpin the spirit and importance of brotherhood, trust and camaraderie is "gross" or "stupid" to them.
Yeah I tried to show my girl 'Come and See' and somehow she wasn't into it. Might need a divorce
War movies are boring to me, war books are interesting, horror movies are cool to me, horror books are bland. Oh look it's yet another sequence of artillery bombing some dirt and dudes in the same fricking helmets in the same fricking wars. Except now in book form I can follow an auhor's indulgent prose on their psyche and degradation of hope and how such harrowing circumstances turn some men into instinctual animals who either whimper or tear each other apart, or harden like a diamond. And then of course the brutal aftermath where this diamond exterior hinders his quality of life back home.
Meanwhile horror movies have sexy villains and morono victims and some jokes and fun thrills. I cannot be scared by a book.
Gore in a book is so much worse to me than gore in a movie
Really? Is it due to the medical terminology used? Say an anon described a (fake, yet realistic) beheading video, and then you watched it. To me, watching it is scarier. Especially if the dying person is making struggling noises.
If you were about to get beheaded with a chainsaw, would you want it to start at your throat or go through the back of your neck and spine first?
If you start at the gooch then i'm gonna be sick
I'm gonna start at the taint with you buddy boy.
Good thing I got my chainsaw knees for this one.
If it was a slow cut you could actually survive for longer and feel it worse if it went throat first than the nape, the cervical nerves would be severed behind the head, but I'm not a doctor. I think I'd prefer to lose sensation faster so beheading of the spine means quick death. Severing C1 nerve (in spine) can cause instant death. Meanwhile you can damage the front of the throat all you want like wih tracheotomy and the person is awake. Choking on blood seems awful.
Maybe it's because I enjoy campy effects and realistic gore as well, meanwhile I don't feel much reading about it. On the other hand, writing emotional/harrowing scenes of danger that don't revolve around mindless gore, like the horrors of war, are far more interesting in word form because a good writer can spend a lot of time inside a character's head. I've never been in a war and watching war movies bores me as they're too short to give full space to the psychological aspect, too much time is spent on spectacles like explosions.
Horror movies should be all spectacle.
Imagine the sensation of the chainsaw demolishing your spine and all the main nerves running through it.
Especially if it's done slowly and constantly pulling the chain away.
Oh, k.
Let me condense my post for you. Reading about actions is pedestrian to me and reading about the psyche is compelling to me. You can write all the gore you want, I imagine it and it seems too clinical for me. The chainsaw touches down and grazes the back of my neck as I'm unable to even flex a muscle to bring it away from its sharp teeth, the murderer toys with my limited perception by letting it serrate down to where the flesh starts to turn yellow with fat at the thin layer protecting the back of my neck and blood runs down my face stinging my eyes as I lay prone with my chest crushing into the floor, and bla bla bla sickening crunch and the chainsaw catches on bone fragments and spasming torso as body functions cease to exist but try their best with the connection to the brain being lost and, blood is flying everywhere
see it isn't scary.
See? Even this homosexual was influenced by Clive Barke
Nope, inspired by an autopsy
Ohh I bet you were listening to Cannibal Corpse at the time too, unless you're a fricking fraud
No. It was for school. I don't like music like that. Gore is interesting because the human body is interesting, and the scare factor heightened for me when I learned about how many fricking tiny intricate constructions are inside you. Like seeing degloved hands on Cinemaphile was gross but when I learned about all the tissues and exactly how much of your brain is dedicated to simply your palm's sensation, it became grosser, especially when you see the fat ballooning out. I guess I am a gore fraud in that aspect.
Good answer. I want to see degloved hands now
Look it up on your own. In the meantime here is an image with the sensorymotor cortex of the brain and its corresponding parts in a crude drawing which is referred to as the homunculus, see how huge the areas featuring the hands and lips are. You can discern objects as small as 13 nanometers on your fingertip. And you imagine someone slicing off your lips that are hundreds of times more sensitive than your fingers and it can invoke a visceral feeling. Then you get down to muscular skeleton and imagining all those intricate webs being severed can be quite gross.
But for me, reading about it is not difficult probably because of my, admittedly surface level, bio knowledge. Reading about the various diseases and injuries of the eye was nowhere near as gross as watching a film where they're shoving needles into eyeballs.
I feel stupider just by trying to read that
A chainsaw grips pretty hard, I imagen its would be difficult to do it very slowly. Both are fast deaths tho. From the front your carotids would be severed in a few sec and from the back you would reach the never pretty fast. Although the back might take a while if he starts in the middle of a vertebrae. But since it would take half a min max to die the adrenaline probably numbs you enough that its not too painful.
shut up
It's probably because you have to describe what's happening. Long before I actually saw the movie, I read Joe Bob Brigg's review of Bloodsucking Freaks and it shook me up. Actually seeing it the gore is goofy and fake and funny, it's a movie, but just being told what happens you imagine it as if it's real. I can visualize something awful in my mind way better than anybody's going to be able to portray it with prosthetics and corn syrup.
Bloodsucking Freaks was one of the biggest disappointments, just based on reputation alone. Nobody mentioned it was a stupid Troma movie
I was relieved, honestly
Based just on the descriptions I was ready to be upset. Instead the movie was hilarious. I got into all the fake snuff stuff shortly after that and had a good time. I avoid real gore online as much as I'm able to. watching Chinese get smushed in factory and traffic accidents doesn't seem to bother me at all though for some reason
The gore in Richard Laymon books is way worse than any Lucio Fulci movie
>serves to underpin the spirit and importance of brotherhood, trust and camaraderie is "gross" or "stupid" to them.
You're missing the point of the war films you love, and as a consequence of it and a manipulation on their part, you end up romanticizing such things as military comradery and see it as something good and worth experiencing.
War isn't fun and there's nothing good about it, stop thinking there actuallyis.
you need an imagination in the first place if you're going to be scared by something imaginary.
incels are also immune to horror films because for them nothing can be worse than their own existence and the threat of dying is sweet relief.
you never hear these homosexuals going
>comedy films aren't funny. how can you laugh at something that didn't even happen?? that guy didn't REALLY slip on that banana peel! all those unlikely coincidences were SET UP by the writer! it's a sham!
basically people like you are insufferable reddit-spacing homosexuals and the real horror is trying to figure out how you're capable of communication without using your brain at all.
there have definitely been more feminism-driven horror movies lately it seems like. Watcher, directed by a woman and about a woman's paranoia about being stalked by an incel. Barbarian had that whole thing with its main woman character not trusting men not to mention the whole Justin Long character sexual predator thing. The Night House has a pretty convoluted story if you see it you'll know what I mean, it has some feminism plot threads. And those are just off the top of my head and all within the past 3 years or so
The Thing is pretty scary
You make a reasonable point. Some men do get scared by horror(pussies), but I think it's more of the thrilling aspect of what you're seeing that men like vs women be more able to self insert and just naturally being more emotional. There are some movies I think are scary when I really put some thought to it, Alien comes to mind, but men just don't seem to experience horror the same as women. You could also add that oftentimes the protagonist is a women, but that's usually more of a power dynamic.
you homosexuals just look for new things to be insecure about
Horror movies are for dudes because horror movies rock and dudes rock too
pusy get wet from danger
that's it
>Women are almost always isolated from truly scary shit like being in a warzone so they are fascinated by made-up horror, true crime, etc. They want to see what they they are missing as a woman.
So you just made a tread only to continue doing what has already become a daily practice for you when posting on Cinemaphile, "wamen this, wamen that"? Dude, just frick off and stop living on the internet, interact with the real world and stop this womanhating nonsense.