Is "how cis white male is this" the only metric most critics use now?

Is "how cis white male is this" the only metric most critics use now?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    for you

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    People seek novelties and straight white make is the default so now reboots and rehashes are sold on the same thing but with novel queer
    brown gendermemes and stronk waman.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Michaela Clavell, a daughter of the author and chief executive of a company that manages Clavell’s literary estate, said her father, who died in 1994, was proud of the original mini-series. But she recognized that it was of its time and wanted to update it.

      >“We only can do what we can do at any given real time moment, right?” she said. “In 20 years, we may look back on this and say, ‘Well, that was …’ fill in the blank.”

      Isn't this literally what most people praised about The Last Samurai? That Algren was more like someone watching events unfold instead of actively shaping them?

      Why is Cinemaphile now getting mad that this show is doing the same? Did they really want a foreigner to be named Shogun and mary sue his way through the story?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you idiot, it’s that they can read between the lines and see exactly how this will be tarnished. Have you read Shogun? It’s not about a white man becoming the leader of anything, he becomes a retainer for the fictional stand-in of Tokugawa. The series is going to do the same gay horseshit these homosexuals always do. They’re going to fill it with darkies, queers, and stronk women, and Blackthorne’s going to be totally sidelined and act like a little fricking b***h so that Mariko can be a decisive girlboss. Frick these people I hate this shit every goddamn motherfricking time

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic? You've invented shit in your head to get mad about

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but a room full of women from California are incapable of writing anything other than what he described.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're moronic

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see no refutation and accept your concession on behalf of myself and that other anon who accurately predicted what the show will be like.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you only have to wait 3 days to be proven wrong you can concede now and save yourself the embarrassment however

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't see any browns in the trailer.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron, there are plenty of browns in the trailer.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                no idea what this is moron identified, Toranagas samurai are called browns due to their uniform as Ishidos are called greys, its a joke clueless anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not cast dogs instead and make every remake like an episode of wishbone

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        only if the dogs have black or brown fur

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normie take please read up on the talmud

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >straight white make is the default
      this has only been the case in westoid countries, and it's never even been culturally homogenous. unless you want to say that 20th century media from assorted eurpoean countries was the same as whatever america calls white. because parallel to hollywood, the whole world is full of media featuring their chose ethnicity, unless you can point out all the japanese sitcoms or indian movies starring white men. it is also not going unnoticed how this hatred of whites is comorbid with objectively bad media, unless you have some canned line about how pedowood is somehow doing great.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >straight white make is the default so
      Not even subtle bait.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest in this case it's fine they're moving away from Blackthorne more. Much of the best part of the novel was the political intrigue, and Blackthorne was only a part of it. The romance wasn't as entertaining.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >calling Anjin San by his gaijin name

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Michaela Clavell, a daughter of the author and chief executive of a company that manages Clavell’s literary estate, said her father, who died in 1994, was proud of the original mini-series. But she recognized that it was of its time and wanted to update it.

    >“We only can do what we can do at any given real time moment, right?” she said. “In 20 years, we may look back on this and say, ‘Well, that was …’ fill in the blank.”

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so if it was Blackedthorne instead we'd be getting full frontal?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh whatever, what matters more is Kiku and Fujiko

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But she recognized that it was too old for zoomers and wanted to get a fat paycheck.
      fixed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well, that was …shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >liberals themselves acknowledging their ever moving goalpost as a thing
      personally I like when they openly advocate for historical revisionism

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even prog-zombies are being forcibly made aware of their own movement's Presentism and pattern of demonizing the past
      Good, the next step is for the frustration to set in and them eventually giving up on progressivism entirely. It's hard for even the most cognitive-dissonance-tolerant person to support a movement where they KNOW that, sooner or later, they themselves will be demonized and denigrated.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao a story about a white male going to a foreign country and becoming embroiled in local culture which is based in historical fact
      is controversial or a relic of the past
      this is why I won't be watch this shit
      these people are stupid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why you should always make all your works public domain in your will, leaving it to an estate never works out. ever

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we need to update this already created thing for modern audiences
      not again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate her small bit of self awareness in acknowledging that in 20 years people may find issues with this version. Often these people make it sound like the past was fundamentally wrong and they are fundamentally right, and what they do will never be questioned because it is ontologically good.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but it's being questioned and refuted right now
        no need to wait for the future.
        these people are idiot ideologs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the future is just "updating" existing stories for political reasons, forever

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, humanity has been doing that forever. And it will never end. Compare a translation of Homer from 1500s with one from the 1700s with one from the 1800s with one from the 1900s.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          True but it's not them adapting say Robin Hood every two hundred years, or telling vaguely similar stories of Hero and Villain but with the values of the time changed around. This is literally the same story, updated for no reason, in less than a generation. I'm sure Shogun is a good book and all that, but it's nowhere near the relevance or importance of Homer et al.
          And all this for a bunch of news values that are, let's be honest, incredibly shit

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally missed the abomination that was Robyn Hood
            You underestimate Hollywood's avarice.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's revolting. A parasitic mindset that disrespects source.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ))<>((

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“We only can do what we can do at any given real time moment, right?”
      This doesn't mean anything

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey So basically I'm just gonna not watch your remake I Know..... UGH I know...
    It's just that I'm not gonna watch it is all
    HAHAHAHAHA HAHA

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And despite the frank portrayal of sexuality in the novel, Sawai refused to film any nude scenes.

    >“I don’t want to end up being in ‘Shogun’ and going full nude and putting myself into that pigeonhole, or the stereotype of the Asian woman taking her clothes off and seducing a white guy,” Sawai said during an interview at a cafe in Tokyo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sawai won't be nude
      Oh no no no coomer bros
      what are we going to do

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't want to portray my character correctly because I'm a prudish self-absorbed c**t
      There will be no shortage of male nudity, I'm sure. Man-ass at the very least, but probably more because frick you, that's why.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bet she has a white boyfriend

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I shallnt be watching

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the stereotype of the Asian woman taking her clothes off and seducing a white guy
      wait, is that a stereotype? I can't remember seeing it in anything.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        See literally every Asian girls private diaries and fanfics

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happens all the time in real life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to see Nippon nips but she absolutely has a White boyfriend.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sawai a pirrow shit.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man you fat kids are not going to like the scene where Blackthorne is weeping with rage and shame about how his people are so dirty and brutish compared to the Japs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't help that Blackthorne was born in a time that Europe decided to abandon hygiene for a few centuries

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was it really that bad? I can imagine sailors and other shipmates sailing the seas would be filthy af but why anyone else?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's one of those puddinghead POCs who believe blacks invented everything and all white people were filthy in europe and wore wigs because they lice etc etc etc
          Buck-breaking cope.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This anon

          He's one of those puddinghead POCs who believe blacks invented everything and all white people were filthy in europe and wore wigs because they lice etc etc etc
          Buck-breaking cope.

          is a reactionary moron.

          That said, it wasn't as bad as some pop historians would have you believe. The issue was a matter of practicality and culture - at the time not many people had the means/wealth to heat a warm bath for a significant period of time, so instead they opted to use cloth dipped in hot water to wipe themselves say once a week. Another issue is that at the time it was believed steam and "vapors" were vectors of disease, so bathing in hot water was seen as counter intuitive at the time to actually being healthy. Finally, there were public bath houses, but the church had been skeptical of them because of public nudity so people weren't as likely to go to them

          Add all this together, and you get a time period and culture where filth was more common and somewhat accepted

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people took what was basically spung baths and several times a day permitted and then would bath as we know it given the opportunity probably once or twice a week permitted. if you where wealthy or had access it would be more
            the idea that people where just horribly dirty is stupid. people used to devote a lot more time to hygiene then than they do today to

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >was believed steam and "vapors" were vectors of disease
            this is false modern bull shit

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it isn't their is a wealth of accounts of this from the time

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No it isn't their is a wealth of accounts of this from the time
                um no sweetie you are conflating historical accounts and its there!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                could you try to not post like such a homosexual from here on?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sir are the only homosexual here
                regurgitating tired pop pseudo historical garbage
                Europeans in times passed rightly made the connection between water and transmission of harmful pathogens making them wary of water
                regardless they still washed but differently from your modern spa like bathing regium which is a European practice after all

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i see your homosexualry continues unabated

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This anon [...] is a reactionary moron.

          That said, it wasn't as bad as some pop historians would have you believe. The issue was a matter of practicality and culture - at the time not many people had the means/wealth to heat a warm bath for a significant period of time, so instead they opted to use cloth dipped in hot water to wipe themselves say once a week. Another issue is that at the time it was believed steam and "vapors" were vectors of disease, so bathing in hot water was seen as counter intuitive at the time to actually being healthy. Finally, there were public bath houses, but the church had been skeptical of them because of public nudity so people weren't as likely to go to them

          Add all this together, and you get a time period and culture where filth was more common and somewhat accepted

          Ridiculous pop bullshit. (which is why only Clavell's fiction mentions it and not japanese primary sources)
          The Brits closed some public baths, which doubled as brothels, because of the spread of disease.
          Yet no mention by other sources like traders from central european nations who never bothered shutting down any that they were any more unclean than per usual.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And public baths were gathering places of the poor, ill, and malcontent beyond being brothels which festered diseases. Which people at the time misattributed to vapors and bad airs because they didn't have germ theory, so they avoided regular hot baths for that reason. The most common method of cleanliness was as I mentioned, dipping cloths in cold and 'perfumed' waters to wipe the hands, feet, neck and face. Occasionally workers would dip in ponds and rivers as well to wipe off more encrusted grime. Only royalty bathed and cleaned with any sense of modern regularity, but that was also again somewhat mitigated by the old beliefs in disease being transmitted by vapors, airs and bad smells.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              While I agree with you, I thought they actually boiled the water, as the experts at the time insisted you should scrub yourself until your skin was "pinkish and glowing."

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They might have prior to, but generally the water when dipped in was cold or at least lukewarm iirc.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              and Japanese peasants had hot showers and saunas every day?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Generally yes, they had and were not adverse to public bathhouses like Europeans were (for the stated reasons).

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How much was Japan affected by the black death?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                BBD

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                no its stupid

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              big moron shit. maybe they did this for a generation or so after the black death because of the insane trauma of that, but not at any other points

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Things didn't start to change until the 18th century idiot. And this isn't even a knock on Europeans like you think it is. Their habits were based on the best logic they had at the time. They didn't know about germs, they just knew that places you could get sick from (waste, filth, swamps, bathhouses plagued by syphilis outbreaks, etc) had bad smells or noticeable airs or vapors from them, so they just assumed that must have been it, and acted accordingly.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Europeans
                >their habits
                Literally only Anglos and Frogs believed in that shit and it wasn't for 200 years like you seem to think.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know, it is kind of funny to me that all thew rest of the world really has on Europe is YOU DID NOT BATH.
                When at the time of the sailing of huge ships round the world having no end of art stories and culture written down by europeans.
                The blacks still danced around fire and shoved bones in their noses. The Native muricans were scalping and eating each other worshiping great wind spirit.
                The Chinese just stopped being innovators, and just spent years upon years in power struggles and civil war.
                It is why they seethe so much at euro descendants. We had to drag them kicking and screaming in to the modern world.
                If the blacks made huge ships first, you would be hearing about the Metembu Empire instead of the British one and i bet they would not have been as kind to other peoples as well. Perhaps even worse than a bit of farm help and whipping.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bad smells are strongly believed to carry disease
              >but also nobody washed and everyone stank like shit 24/7
              >what contradiction?

              Poor people weren't running a hot bath every evening, no shit, but this idea that people only dabbed themselves once a week is revisionist garbage peddled by Classics-worshipping gaygoid "academics" who desperately wanted middle ages people to be 'orrible filthy scum so their previous Meds would look better by comparison. Contemporary accounts - though admittedly few survive - suggest that people used washcloths regularly, even multiple times a day for some who worked manual jobs, and your deliberate use of dainty language to minimise the process is incredibly disingenuous - have you ever vigorously rubbed yourself with a rough old towel? "Wiping" suggests something far less thorough. An *honest* assessment of the historical record suggests most people would use the washcloth daily, and with hot water whenever possible, with bathing done whenever the opportunity arose.

              Would they be fragrant and spotless like a modern poofter such as yourself? Obviously not they couldn't just order soap and deoderant off fricking Amazon, but the notion of the rancid, filthy, boil-encrusted peasant is as fictional as knights slaying dragons - one of the lies just remains useful to the modern upper classes.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The truth is we can never know! And who knows what our distant ancestors will assume about us! We are all connected and blurred by time!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the wash basin was in use since before the middle ages
                people generally weren't as clean as today on average but your correct that it is heavily exaggerated.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Public baths as brothels? Why did we let go of that?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the Japanese ass stank too dont be fooled
          people in general were less clean than today but people still practiced hygiene
          they typically did it more often but less thoroughly.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry I don't know anyone that'll be watching it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People just don't like seeing shitskins receive praise they never deserve. Japs are honorary whites.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. As a white supremacist I feel great pride in asian reating us as inferior, as we deserve.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >white supremacist
          >whites are inferior to asians
          Nice larp, Chang.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Manlets cannot treat anyone as inferior.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miura Anjin was probably history’s first weeb anyway.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IT'S OUR TURN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m assuming they missed the lady Samurai and the fricking Shogun? The guy who carries the title of the book?

      Eh, the novel portrayed the Japanese as savage, weird, and pretty creepy at times so I’ll take that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >savage, weird, and pretty creepy
        I love Japanese people as much as the next weeb but that sounds fairly accurate.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Japanese as savage, weird, and pretty creepy
        You're not aware of their wider history, then?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Japanese were savages to the European mindset and vice versa.

        The story is fine and doesn't need updating. People are such dopes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry I don't know anyone that'll be watching it.

      People just don't like seeing shitskins receive praise they never deserve. Japs are honorary whites.

      Miura Anjin was probably history’s first weeb anyway.

      This. As a white supremacist I feel great pride in asian reating us as inferior, as we deserve.

      I’m assuming they missed the lady Samurai and the fricking Shogun? The guy who carries the title of the book?

      Eh, the novel portrayed the Japanese as savage, weird, and pretty creepy at times so I’ll take that.

      Think about it from his perspective - would you rather take a perilous 2 year long trip back to England to see your withered before her time wife with rotting teeth, lice, and dirt who bathes at most once a month? Or stay in Japan with your clean and cute waifu who washes and massages you in the hot spring bath daily

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Adams wasn't allowed to leave Japan afaik.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He left a couple of times, he just never made it back to England, and to be fair, he probably didn't want to by the time he'd been granted land and title by the Tokugawa. He was much wealthier in Japan than he would have been at home.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You make a good case

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scene where he goes to see his old mates and realizes how disgusting they are is pure kino though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope weeb

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is Blackthorn a hero? And the original mini-series has Mariko and Torungawa as well as those swarthy hispanics in both the church and the black ship as 'stars'.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we are talking about narratives here
      dont ask questions

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kalaedoscopic
    Surely there's an easier word for this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kalaedoscopic

      A... are they using it as a functional stand in for "multicultural"?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they? It's literally monocultural as frick, besides Anjin and the few Portuguese characters

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon not sure where you've been but anyone non white is considered kaleidoscopic. Thus a movie that is all black or all asian is considered extremely diverse.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHITE MAN BAD

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it bizarre how little I care about race. Is race really that fricking interesting? Is race all you americans have to talk about?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you hate White People so much?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      White people tried not caring about race for about 40 years, then most of them realized that nobody else followed suit and just used the opportunity to fortify against whites while their defenses were down.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this but to be fair whites were forced to be cucks for over 70 years

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh Americans
      >probably from some arm-pit of Europe that was Pozzed to Death LONG before America ever even started letting its guard down.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was written for a non-Japanese audience. Jidaigeki is 100% Japanese, nativist, Japanese supremacy all the time.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sanada advised the cast and crew on period authenticity, given his experience acting in historical dramas in Japan. He helped teach Anna Sawai, who plays Toda Mariko, a samurai’s wife and Blackthorne’s interpreter, to speak in classical Japanese locutions.
    LOL Mariko actor isn't even Japanese

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finding a talented Japanese actress that is fluent in English to a native level that can carry a show as a lead is probably really hard

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finding a talented Japanese actress that is fluent in English to a native level that can carry a show as a lead is probably really hard

      >Anna Sawai was born on June 11, 1992, in Wellington, New Zealand to parents of Japanese descent.[3] Her mother trained in opera performance and later worked as a piano teacher,[4] while her father worked for an electronics company.[5] From age 3, her mother taught her how to play the piano and how to sing.[3] Her family moved frequently while growing up due to her father's job, living in Hong Kong and the Philippines, before settling in Yokohama, Japan at age 10

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s Japanese but she had to learn the old-timey samurai manner of speaking. It’s like the difference between Shakespearean/Elizabethan English and present day English.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >For the writers’ room, the couple selected mostly Asian American women.
    aaaaand dropped.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN
      EVERYTHING WILL BE WOMEN
      AND YET, TOO MANY THINGS WILL BE MEN!
      WOMEN OWN THE WORLD, WOMEN ARE THE FUTURE. YET, DESPITE THIS, WOMEN ARE THE VICTIMS.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I didn't catch that.
      Yeah it's completely fricked beyond all hope.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it's basically going to be WMAF for hours?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well it will start with white hate but end up there yeah.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And despite the frank portrayal of sexuality in the novel, Sawai refused to film any nude scenes.
    >“I don’t want to end up being in ‘Shogun’ and going full nude and putting myself into that pigeonhole, or the stereotype of the Asian woman taking her clothes off and seducing a white guy,” Sawai said during an interview at a cafe in Tokyo.
    oh goody.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And despite the frank portrayal of sexuality in the novel

      When does this happen?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder that Blackthorn's Japanese descendants survive to 1862 (Gai-Jin) and 1963 (Noble House).

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just finished Gai-Jin and while I am a colossal Clavell fan, I felt pretty let down by the ending. Nothing seemed to matter. I was pretty crushed by what happened to Malcolm, though. Really wanted to see Hag Struan appear.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I just finished Gai-Jin and while I am a colossal Clavell fan, I felt pretty let down by the ending. Nothing seemed to matter. I was pretty crushed by what happened to Malcolm, though.

        While Gai-Jin is a weak novel Struan-wise, the Japanese parts are pretty good and it could be done as a decent tv series with some work.

        > Really wanted to see Hag Struan appear.

        It's a shame Clavell didn't write more stories within the Asian Saga timeline, I particularly like the alt-historical reference to The Hag having to honor one of Dirk Struan's broken coins from Sun Yat-Sen, making the Noble House a part of the 1911 Chinese Revolution. I coulda been cool.

        I'd like to see a Clavell-verse happen, with tv mini-series of his novels as they're great books but with how woketarded Hollywood is nowadays, it would most likely be shit. Though one could hope that with the conservative Japanese (Shogun and Gai-Jin) and Chinese (Tai-Pan and Noble House) influences on the productions, it might be saved?

        Shōgun - Japan in 1600
        Tai-Pan - Hong Kong in 1841
        Gai-Jin - Japan in 1862
        Noble House - Hong Kong in 1963

        I wouldn't bother redoing King Rat (set in a Japanese POW camp in Singapore during WWII) as it doesn't really fit the series of stories, nor does Whirlwind (Iran in 1979) though that could be done.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          My life’s dream would be to adapt Tai-Pan as maybe a 3 season tv series. The movie with Brian Brown had some OK moments but basically focused on the love relationship between Dirk and May-May. I haven’t seen the Pierce Brosnan 80’s Noble House but it’s been pretty well forgotten, so I doubt it really hit the mark.
          A series like that would go over super well today because you’d have the swinging 60’s look and KC Tcholock is like the best girlboss character modern writers could never actually think up.
          The Japanese parts of Gai-Jin are good but don’t measure up to Shogun, which may have just been a theme of the novel anyway. Yoshi Toranaga had all the makings of a great Shogun who could set everything right but was waylaid by Japan’s culture of red tape and bullshit. So in essence he actually wasn’t as good as the original Toranaga since he always found a way to make everything work to his advantage. I think Clavell was just too sick and out of steam to write like he did for Shogun. There was just too many perspective characters, too. You have Angelique, Malcolm, Jamie, the Doctors, Yoshi, all the different agents of Sonno-joī, etc. where Shogun just dealt with the perspectives of Blackthorne and Toranaga.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My life’s dream would be to adapt Tai-Pan as maybe a 3 season tv series. The movie with Brian Brown had some OK moments but basically focused on the love relationship between Dirk and May-May.

            Tai-Pan was the first Clavell novel I read and the best IMO and while the movie was ok and Brian Brown was perfect as Dirk Struan, it was a one-off theatrical movie and not a tv mini-series and so most of the story is dropped and condensed.

            >I haven’t seen the Pierce Brosnan 80’s Noble House but it’s been pretty well forgotten, so I doubt it really hit the mark.

            It's pretty meh, though Pierce Brosnan was perfect for the role. Dunno who I'd cast today, maybe Henry Cavill?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's pretty meh, though Pierce Brosnan was perfect for the role. Dunno who I'd cast today, maybe Henry Cavill?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          unpopular opinion: i liked the three more modern novels (King Rat, Noble House, Whirlwind) more than the old setting, with the exception of Shogun

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            King Rat is autobiographical fiction like Empire of the Sun

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't really enjoy King Rat the first time I read it but I appreciated it the second time I read it. Tai-pan is easily the best of his books though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's kind of the point the book, both Japanese and westerners are swept along by events and all their individual plans turn to shit. This blackpill theme is also in King Rat and Whirlwind, its only Shogun where there is a clear 9000 IQ winner in Toranaga, the final twist is just the icing on the kino cake.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its only Shogun where there is a clear 9000 IQ winner in Toranaga
          Ian Dunross in Noble House gets away with some serious bullet dodging.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also in Tai-Pan Dirk is so clever and canny and good at fostering relationships that even in the face of time and tide getting in the way of his plans they all endure. To be sure, it’s always rocky, but essentially the Noble House fared better than the Toranaga Shogunate and had a broader impact on the world.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood will show to Japs how to make a good tv show

    Not one jap made show is good

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white people pay for this movie
    >white people we hate you.

    I’m sure this will help.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets his opinions from clickbait
      It's a show, not movie. And it's clear it's not hating on the white dude if they're giving him a nip gf and having scenes where he pulls a gun on samurai that makes them freak out like what we saw in the trailer.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a befalling business decision
      most people dont pay attention to these trade rags so in a why their lessening exposer gives them cover

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The critic is definitely an annoying gay but the best parts of Shogun are the clans, politics and subterfuge. The white parts were always the worst.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last time he was only one of the stars as well

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile judges things by how woke it is.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are we thinking so far white savior sisters?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >female with a sword
      mmm

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit this looks like complete kino
      how will they frick it up
      kek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omi and I assume thats Jan Roper with the gold teeth are spot on casting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks good

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The writer
    https://www.nytco.com/person/motoko-rich/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oy vey!

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Book about a white guy who washes up on the shores of Japan
    >"This show will be about one white guy among a bunch of asians"
    I don't see the problem here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a disingenuous article, Blackthorne wasn't depicted as the heroic white savior in the book or in the previous miniseries. He wasn't even the full-time POV in either, as well. This clickbait article was written by a gaslighting hack.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Book about a white guy who washes up on the shores of Japan
        >"This show will be about one white guy among a bunch of asians"
        I don't see the problem here

        With the articles and some of the press statements/interviews, it really feels like they're trying to head off accusations of white saviorism right now before the show drops... Already see comments from morons saying they're skipping this show because they think it's another white savior coming to educate savages or something.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s funny how even quite bright people can get Shogun wrong. I had a correspondence with this author David Kirk who wrote a trilogy about Miyamoto Musashi and lived in Japan and did serious research. But in one of our emails he said he didn’t like how the plot of Shogun has “a white man showing up to Japan and becoming God.” Which was so fricking stupid and off the mark that it made me realize that most people don’t even pay attention to the clincher of the story on the last page.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But in one of our emails he said he didn’t like how the plot of Shogun has “a white man showing up to Japan and becoming God.”
            How? The worst you could realistically say is that Clavell had a weird focus on describing Anjin's massive manhood. Apart from that it followed the general beats of the actual William Adams life, which that guy should have known.

            But yeah, it's the same shit as people who miss the point that The Last Samurai is Katsumoto, and not Tom Cruise's character

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s extra juicy since the whole point is to LE SUBVERT that trope. Clavell is writing in 1975, Japan is still the evil japs from WWII in the minds of most readers. The cool 80s “all tech is japanese” era hadn’t arrived yet.
            And he’s writing a story where the huwite man gets his entire civilization dunked on, adopts the style and culture of the Japanese, and becomes a cog in the political machinery of Japan. Sure, he’s got some useful information for Toronaga but he’s not making himself Shogun or converting the natives to western values and Christ.
            The woketards who should be praising what the book did don’t get it. Only Chuds seem to get the message and like it anyway. Politics is moronic.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because the nuance and context of the time it was written (and what it was even based on) is lost on people. Like look at this pic related review for the novel I found from a quick google search. Tells you all you need to know

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                lool

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's almost as if they are projecting.
        hmm

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The article was clearly written by someone that never watched the first Shogun miniseries.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a surprise

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the shit they always say now. If they put all their eggs in the diversity bag there would be black samurai. Hopefully it’s less moronic.

    My main problem is Blackthorne guy looks like he has zero charisma. He needs to be a smart roguish character and sell it since he’s the bridge of the entire story. If he sucks the show sucks.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does at least have a nice deep voice.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There better be some African Japanese in there

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's not and aside from the strok woman fighting shit this looks like it could be pretty based

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weeeeb

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight, are they gonna shoehorn Yasuke into this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guaranteed.
      Main reason why i'm not going to watch it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guaranteed.
      Main reason why i'm not going to watch it.

      You're both fricking idiots

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the time period of the show, homie samurai has been shipped back to slavery.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of like how chuds only metric is "how white and redpilled is this" innit?

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they all so bald?

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw born too late to BTFO the chinks in the opium wars and too early to watch the kino on the blond aryans slaughtering the street pooers, just in time to check the airbender movie's votes on rottentomatoes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound black and 12.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound mad and 12 iq
        and brown of course

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two tickets to 'Shogun Remake' please

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he eats his ramen with his hands

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried to picture that in my head. I lol'd.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm thinking it's orera no jikan da

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure the original was loaded with Japanese, too. This is just another case of social hacktivists who are totally incapable of creating their own shit thinking they did something great by doing a remake for ~~*MODERN AUDIENCES*~~.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Tc9vV6V.png

      Is "how cis white male is this" the only metric most critics use now?

      I watched the origin Al a few months ago. There’s two main European characters.

      I think women roastie losers are freaking out over white/asian relations. White girls trying to shame Asian women into thinking men are only interested because of “white savior” or “sex tourism”. It’s really pathetic and a nasty projection of their loneliness. It’s pretty much the liberal version of coal burning except they are shitting on someone supporting another person in need as if the male forced a sex contract on the girl. Really really fricking pathetic way to view your world.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should see white boy rage and confusion when white women run off with asian men... It must be that homosexual k-pop stuff, right?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >white

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >white boy rage when less than 1% of couplings happen

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    with all this updating for modern audiences why don't modern audiences flock to these things? they should be huge successes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon the second-biggest movie this year was a 3-hour drama about making the atomic bomb.

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