>Disproportionate number of old people >Methamphetamine usage so rampant a book was written about it >No activities or events outside of a few cities >Career choices are agriculture or decaying manufacturing >People are hostile to anyone that wasn't born and raised within their 1,000 population town
Everyone that has the ability to leave, does.
My wife and I just moved to Cedar Rapids from Phoenix. It ain't bad here. Coralville is nice.
I drove through Iowa on my way to visit my friend in Wisconsin. I thought it was ok and I lost $20 at a casino in Dubuque. I also like the wind farms because I like renewable energy. But I have decided that I no longer like Iowa today.
>Disproportionate number of old people >Methamphetamine usage so rampant a book was written about it >No activities or events outside of a few cities >Career choices are agriculture or decaying manufacturing >People are hostile to anyone that wasn't born and raised within their 1,000 population town
Everyone that has the ability to leave, does.
In my entire life living in Iowa I have never seen anyone insane enough to do that.
One of the few good things we have is regional gas station breakfast pizza.
>In my entire life living in Iowa I have never seen anyone insane enough to do that.
Was in Mason City, Rockford, or Charles City, visiting relatives and they took us to a local pizza place that was known for it, didn't try any.
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Was it part of a taco pizza?
That's the only time I can think it would be acceptable.
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No, just straight up corn, they also had mac and cheese pizza, which I did try; odd, but not horrible.
I live in Arizona and QuikTrip sells breakfast pizza here. Never tried it though but that's because I'd rather have a breakfast burrito instead if I'm going to give myself diarrhea at the start of the day.
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Bro if you ever get the chance come up to Kwik Stop in Iowa better gas station than QT by far. QT is overrated as frick.
In my entire life living in Iowa I have never seen anyone insane enough to do that.
One of the few good things we have is regional gas station breakfast pizza.
I am not a burget but I have corn on pizza. Sweetcorn.
Pineapple too.
Pizza is trash food anyway to begin with so we dont see it as a delicacy and burgers do.
That picture of the moronic fans are students from the REACH program. Every year Iowa puts like 25 actual morons through a college like experience so they can claim to be magnanimous.
For the record I don’t care if a woman can actually relate to Taxi Driver. What really matters is if she can appreciate the jazz-noir Hitchwiener soundtrack. Unfortunately, Taxi Driver’s composer died a month before the film premiered
OmG! So heckin full in this thread!
It do be like dat sometimes
Fellow Redditors.... what is your green flag for red flags in a relationship for red flags being red flags when green flags are red flags but not the red flags of the green flags?
the red flag is when she enjoys Taxi with Queen Latifah
lol
like the range of butt sizes
it's a bigger red flag if they hang up a black and white headshot of themselves
Maybe it’s from her first time on stage. It says Franklin, likely referring to Franklin University in Ohio.
love jessica harper, she’s the best
kek
That’s brilliant, you should have married her.
literally who?
I love her cute face, hairy arms and weird nips
Jess is an acquired taste. Especially her deep singing voice
Dalton is awesome lol you guys have good taste needless to say.
Kek, how come I never noticed this type of shit before
>today was the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
Here's the redpill, there's no flags with women just disregard them and frick them if it's convenient.
no
isn't this the psycho that convinced Chris to sleep with his mom?
How the hell did she persuade the troony to rape a granny?
Telling him it was the only way to find true love.
Chris chan had been lusting after his mom forever, if anything she's the one who got him to admit it
too non-white for me honey
prolly her boyfriend otok this picture
g-d i love her...
All yours anon, enjoy her cat shit breath
Was this before or after she was torturing small animals and raping people in their sleep?
dont forget the unwashed fungal infections body acne and lovely stink
After ofc dont be silly
i'm a loser and even i had better ones, lmao
they don't get it and never will
>Iowa mentioned
I need out of this shithole.
iowa city here
its not so bad i think
It’s still iowa
bro I'm in fricking Waterloo
Ok well that sucks as far as I know that’s a crime ridden shithole.
>as far as I know that’s a crime ridden shithole
it is
Nice ass there with the white belt. Man, I need a slightly chubby Midwestern girl ...
i'll remember you said that next time i drive around you
My wife and I just moved to Cedar Rapids from Phoenix. It ain't bad here. Coralville is nice.
What's your address? I might want to suck you off, or murder you.
I lived in Phoenix for a year and was surprised at how sleazy it was.
Is Illinois any worse or more of the same?
Basically the same until you hit Chicago.
I drove through Iowa on my way to visit my friend in Wisconsin. I thought it was ok and I lost $20 at a casino in Dubuque. I also like the wind farms because I like renewable energy. But I have decided that I no longer like Iowa today.
>>I like renewable energy
You need to go back.
>I need out of this shithole
I'll trade places with you. I live Fatbrownmoronville, CA.
Please, I am curious now, WTF is wrong with IOWA?
Are they all inbred or something?
>Disproportionate number of old people
>Methamphetamine usage so rampant a book was written about it
>No activities or events outside of a few cities
>Career choices are agriculture or decaying manufacturing
>People are hostile to anyone that wasn't born and raised within their 1,000 population town
Everyone that has the ability to leave, does.
>Put corn on pizza
In my entire life living in Iowa I have never seen anyone insane enough to do that.
One of the few good things we have is regional gas station breakfast pizza.
that looks fricking disgusting dude
maybe, but it's tasty
>In my entire life living in Iowa I have never seen anyone insane enough to do that.
Was in Mason City, Rockford, or Charles City, visiting relatives and they took us to a local pizza place that was known for it, didn't try any.
Was it part of a taco pizza?
That's the only time I can think it would be acceptable.
No, just straight up corn, they also had mac and cheese pizza, which I did try; odd, but not horrible.
I live in Arizona and QuikTrip sells breakfast pizza here. Never tried it though but that's because I'd rather have a breakfast burrito instead if I'm going to give myself diarrhea at the start of the day.
Bro if you ever get the chance come up to Kwik Stop in Iowa better gas station than QT by far. QT is overrated as frick.
I am not a burget but I have corn on pizza. Sweetcorn.
Pineapple too.
Pizza is trash food anyway to begin with so we dont see it as a delicacy and burgers do.
wait... is that why so many people at my work have no teeth and have weird spasmodic mannerisms??
That picture of the moronic fans are students from the REACH program. Every year Iowa puts like 25 actual morons through a college like experience so they can claim to be magnanimous.
It's okay, nothing ever happens here. It's a blessing.
I like the Marcus Theater chain. They have a pretty good 'classic movies' schedule
much better than Harkins and AMC did out West
Dendi?
same
des moines is a Black person-filled hellhole
I once brought a girl to my dorm and she saw my Taxi Driver, we fricked while she did Robert De Niro impressions, best sex I ever had weirdly enough
Nice arm hair.
You do know what a hairy arm means on a woman, right? Right?
an unbelievably HAIRY butthole, I mean, thick, black, furry
Sounds good to me.
>red flag
A red flag when she has an image of herself posted on the wall of her house.
It was a different time.
American actress-singer Jessica Harper
No but this probably is. It deserves it's own thread but I'm lazy.
women cant understand true loneliness. theyre different than men and live in a different reality unironically
CAUGHT UP IN YOUR WHEELIN'-DEALIN'
YOU’VE GOT NO TIME LEFT FOR SIMPLE FEELING
im a girl and i have the same exact poster in my bedroom
post breasts, "girl"
but anon... this is a blue board..
i use pads instead
Post your tampons
I highly doubt that but it’s a good film.
Nice. How hairy are you? Post forearms, legs, armpits?
please show your bobs vegane
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guy in real life
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yeah pretty much. it just means shes a literal NPC trying to not act like a NPC. no girl can possible understand Taxi Driver.
Define ‘red flag’.
Based Harperposter
>here’s that b***h of an American girl we’ve been telling you about
I’m surprised a woman would even watch Happiness.
Is a woman liking Happiness a red flag?
No, it is a green flag that graduates her into potential wife material.
I missed my shot unfortunately haha
You fricked up, son.
>hairy arms
Frick I didnt notice. Made a 7/10 a 10/10
>those filenames
Fricking kek, never realized women with hairy arms were a thing here.
Footgays have nothing on our underground cooming
I can’t believe Tom Waits was featured in a kids film (Robots).
that part is actually enjoyable and kino.
>taxi! taxi! hey, taxi!
Thread theme:
I live in Detroit, am I cool or what?
Do you live on 8 Mile Road?
no
women never intrinsically enjoy a hobby/game/movie/show anon
they just do it for the social effect ie. male attention
this is basically a woman's ideal face and body. slightly taller maybe.
what is it about him
I think it had more to do with Scorsese and Schrader
Pretty sure that's a man
For the record I don’t care if a woman can actually relate to Taxi Driver. What really matters is if she can appreciate the jazz-noir Hitchwiener soundtrack. Unfortunately, Taxi Driver’s composer died a month before the film premiered
>no jessica harper gf
*makes you have feelings for an actress*
It’s tough out here, Harperbros.
OmG! So heckin full in this thread!
It do be like dat sometimes
Fellow Redditors.... what is your green flag for red flags in a relationship for red flags being red flags when green flags are red flags but not the red flags of the green flags?
EDIT: thanks for the updoots