> I am prescribed 90x2mg Clonazepam, 90x800mg Gabapentin, 120x30mg Oxycodone IR, 60x30mg Adderall IR
Where the frick do people get scripts like this? Maybe in 2006 it would have been easy but its 2022 doctors dont just hand out Opiates Benzos and Amphetamines along with Gaba-gerics like candy nowadays? Do you have to be some 1% global elite or a trust fund kid to get this from a doctor? Thats is absolutly unheard of in the U.K.
The benzos, amphs, and gabapentin I had no trouble getting, just find the right shrink and tell them what they want to hear. For a short while I was getting 90x10mg Diazepam and 30x10mg Ambien along with the 90x2mg Clonazepam, but after I got everything cleared through pain management and worked my way up to 120x30mg Oxycodone a month they took away the diazepam and ambien. Lol, they can have it. I still get 90x2mg Clonazepam(my favorite benzo, I hate xanax. Was on it, asked to be switched.), along with 120mg Oxy daily. Life is good. And when WDs eventually rear that ugly head I have lots of comfort meds to help, but I dont see that happening in near future as I said I have over 2000mg of methadone and around 800mg of Bupernorphine laying around just in case. Il take a methadone wafer here and there, mostly towards end of month when I am waiting on refills. Life has never been better, doing great in school, studying and on the way to working in a field I am passionate about.
Think of it like this, in the last 100 years we have isolated all these different chemicals, why not use them to our advantage? There is a pill for every ill.
I come from family of Doctors and Scientist, many of whom are published and worked for big names in Biotech and various other fields such as Monsanto. I am as close to nobility as you can get in the U.S. without having government ties(although my grandfather and Fauci were great friends and would go golfing together). As an only child when my parents inevitably pass away I should be worth around 15-20mil. I am seriously offended that you just called me delusional, I am an expert in my field and will not tolerate some lower-middle class hick calling me delusional.
In other words, suck my dick homosexual.
Cool fricking story bro I’m a physicist and you being rich has nothing to do with being moronic. Expert in your field and you’re still in school? Yeah ok kid
Go get blacked out on benzos and OD on oxy moronic homosexual
I've been there. 3 times with opiates. At first it was getting high to relax. Then I found it would help me in day to day life. Following that I would see months of success and bliss. Promotions and pay rises at jobs. Social success. The worst thing is that it will always be there in the back of my mind. The cure to the human condition at my finger tips. But eventually it always caught up with me. My life would unravel harsh and fast. The illusion would break. Overdose. A stint in a detox hospital. Hellish withdrawals alone. I have to remind myself of the moments of clarity. The fear and shame and guilt. The quiet desperation. The sores, vomiting, hallucinations, and bleeding from the anus during the withdrawals.
I wish you luck anon but i'll be steering clear of opiates and sticking to clean living with the occasionally bout of binge drinking to break the stress and tension.
kim frick ing nothing what aj oke the only people i can tell are strnagers on l;aksdfj v frick me whu would i even tell strangers i'm pathetic im' trash oijclwhy
Nothing, really. And that’s the problem. 28 living with my mom, no job, no degree, afraid to go outside, schizoaffective, only a few friends, who I’m too afraid to talk to. I have nothing.
>went out drinking with other people for the first time in years
how the frick do you cope with beer fear? this shit isn't a problem when I'm druking alone - I almost certainly did or said something embarassing given that I would have drank about 5x as much as everyone else
A friend of mine once said being the second most drunk person in the room guarantees no one remembers the stupid stuff you do as that honour is reserved for the druk chad that pisses himself and calls someone a Black person before being throw out by 4 bouncers
t. druk chad
>go out with friends >think girl is interested in me >don't act upon it, just drink more >embarass self and ruin any chances >wake up and feel lonely and shit
Frick all this why can't we turn back time and try again. I don't know if I should chug 5 more beers or throw myself into the harbour outside my apartment
I miss him too anon it broke my heart seeing Macca watch John on screen but we know John is gone and even the master work of Peter Jackson can't bring him back
>can't drink anymore because so drunk I'm almost throwing up >can't fap because my dick is too sore and it's too soon since I fapped recently >no attention span for kino >just constantly refreshing tabs with Cinemaphile threads
what a life
>when I work I wish I wasn't so I could play vidya, druk and watch kino >get time off >don't know what vidya to play, what kino to watch, just end up drinking and staring at Cinemaphile threads >go back to work and wish I had more time to do the things I """enjoy"""
Anything stopping you lad? If I run out and sober up, I usually just cope by eating a massive fry up at 4 in the morning and hoping the fat and salt gives me a heart attack
There's one literally 2 minute walk away from me. I have ended up there many a time unable to walk or speak and then sitting down next to strangers whilst I force fries and a big mac into my face
Its fricking garbage. Its forced as frick. Basically a couple of teachers start drinking every day. Main guys wife cheats on him and he gets back together with her in the ending and forgives her. One of the guys fall of a boat drunk and dies. The movie was a boring fricking slog. I hope all you shitoholics die for making me watch this shit.
I just drank a buncg of beer because it was free at wherebI came from and I came hone and drank some of my mons wine or port or whatever it was to keeo the druk going
Sounds like you're plastered beyond what I am right now. I'm currently under some conditions which limits my alcohol consumption but I still try to get my Druk on as often as possible but wine often makes me puke and I can't buy spirits so I have to do with wine.
wine (red and white) is the only booze I can drink like water and get very little negative after effects from. If I drank the same amount in anything else, I'd be dead the next day
>spend 6 days a week as an emotionless autobot >have my one night a week of catharsis where I get druk
how do you deal with the feeling of just wanting to scream really loudly to get it all out, but are too afraid too because people will ask questions?
Many many things but I posted a green text in the last thread where I feel like I nearly died from sleeping in a industrial bin and was about to get tipped into the back of a lorry when I woke up and leaped out. Literally like a month after it happened it was all over the news that someone had gone missing and presumed dead the exact same way.
I don't even remember getting into it, it was one of those nights. I only remember waking up covered in sick and leaping out to see some homeless Black person across the road staring at me in disbelief. I went straight home and never told anyone of it.
Reckon England (and the rest of the British Isles) has the most wild drinking culture of anywhere in the world. Only Aussies and kiwis can rival it. I did crazy shite like that every weekend in my late teens and early 20's.
The town I'm from despite being quite small and a relative shithole was in the top 10 most dangerous places for a night out a few years ago kek (Chesterfield)
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm from Clitheroe which is small and fairly safe but i've had mad nights out in Burnley, Accrington, Blackburn, Preston and Blackpool. Id be shocked if none were on the top 10. Way more dangerous than the Norf cities Manny, Liverpool, Newcastle, and Leeds.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can imagine Blackpool being on the list. It's where I went on holiday as a kid and even as a kid I knew it was rough. Even Skegvegas is posh compared to Blackpool.
2 years ago
Anonymous
My family went St Annes as a kid and we thought it was posh lol. Was in Blackpool about a month ago and it's beyond run down. Absolute shithole. In saying that I actually had no trouble and it was a laugh. Never been to Skegness Might have to book the family into Butlins.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I still go to Skeggy for a quick day out to play some arcades, have a few pints and some fish n chips. There's also a bunch of rides to go on at Fantasy Island. It's pretty northern but comfy. Went to Butlins as a kid too and enjoyed that which is a lot more than I can say for our Blackpool holidays.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can imagine Blackpool being on the list. It's where I went on holiday as a kid and even as a kid I knew it was rough. Even Skegvegas is posh compared to Blackpool.
In fact I just remembered a story my dad told me, he was on a night out in Blackpool with his mates before I was born and said they asked a taxi driver to take them to a brothel. He drove them there and he said the guy at the door had something like a machine gun and wouldn't let them leave until they'd all paid for a prostitute.
2 years ago
Anonymous
lmao its no better now everyone knows not to go to Blackpool for the redlight district
2 years ago
Anonymous
Old UK sounds fun as frick in a kind of living on borrowed time kind of way.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The life my dad described as his teenage years sound massively different to what I experienced. I still know a good amount of old fashioned pubs though where they bring pork pie out for people and sell high quality farm produce. They're just 90% old boomers as customers, I feel like it'll die out with my generation.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Comparing the 70's when my dad was young and the 2000's for me, their drugs were worse but the music was better.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm 25 so technically a zoom but I'm from a long line of piss heads so get to experience what's left.
>old fashioned pubs though where they bring pork pie out
how fricking soulless can people be for this to die out
I reckon the majority of old comfy pubs will either shut down or be replaced by sports bars. Best thing we can do is keep druking and keeping those businesses alive. Nothing like a roaring fire on a winters day whilst the bar maid hands out slices of pork pie. There was a brilliant snooker hall down the road from me that opened when the sport was invented and now it's all boarded up and closed. 🙁
2 years ago
Anonymous
>There was a brilliant snooker hall down the road from me that opened when the sport was invented and now it's all boarded up and closed. 🙁
Sorry to hear that /147/ bro.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not in the UK but I can't bring myself to go out and be around people anymore. The amount I'd need to drink to feel comfortable would be blackout tier and I don't drive drunk. Covid slammed my less than sociable tendencies into triple overdrive.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If I could take you to one of my comfy bong pubs, I think you'd feel fine. It's not like going to some shitty modern bar. Think American Werewolf in London tier pub. Countryside local with a fire going and food going round whilst people quietly chat shit and play darts.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Damn that sound comfy as frick, the UK seems like a nice place
2 years ago
Anonymous
It can be if you know where to look although it is mostly sports bars and chavs. There's a reason we laugh at the norf memes
2 years ago
Anonymous
>old fashioned pubs though where they bring pork pie out
how fricking soulless can people be for this to die out
>picking up a street prostitute >fricked her in the back seat >we ended >she leaves the car, so she can get in the front seat >i locked the doors >turn it up and hit the gas >she hangs of one of the windows and hold it a couple of seconds >she fell in the street >her bag and wallet was in the car >i throw it in the sidewalk
>be at uni >fancy lab partner >go out with flatmates >lab partner is out with her boyfriend >move away and drink some jaegar bombs >she seems to follow my friendship group and dances next to us >drink more bombs >friends start getting with girls >drink more bombs >soon it seems like its just me, lab partner and her bf >drink more bombs >wake up next day >alarm was set for 9am because I had a tutor meeting >it's 2pm >alarm has been blaring at full volume for 5 hours >en suite shower is running full blast >bedding is all on the floor >look at shirt >massive stain, later find out I was so druk I was just pouring bombs down my shirt >no memory whatsoever >everyone asks me if I'm ok
Undoubtedly I did the worst thing I've ever done that night, I don't know what, I don't ever want to know what.
>pissing in public and getting arrested for it.
This came very close to happening to me but the cops had no evidence other than a wet spot in the alley. None of them actually witnessed it
Don't know where you're from, but here in Finland you have to be extremely drunk to get into custody. (which I never admitted to and never will)
Just had to piss and the central square fountain was there. What's the big deal?
same here
I only eat one frozen pizza when I'm druk
no munching on popcorn or something
sustaining a nice buzz for 6 hours takes some planning god I'm becoming a literal alcoholic. it killed my uncle already
>have nothing to drink for five months >feel like shit and get nothing done >shoot some whisky with dad >instantly more productive and motivated the next day
WHAT A LIFE
>be me >arrive home on a hot summer night after finishing overtime - 9pm >no one there, not even a pet >too exhausted to make or even buy dinner, crack open a beer and down it >lay down on the couch, still in work clothes >just a little nap, I tell myself
>wake up >pitch black outside >clock says 3am >eyes are sticky (left contact lenses in), weird taste in my mouth, throat hurts, feel sweaty and gross still in work clothes >lurch over to the fridge >there's an apple on the top shelf, thoroughly chilled >bite into the crisp cold fruit >chase it down with another beer
This was a couple years ago but I still remember the taste of that apple. Best fruit I ever had
based
shame aussie beer is wank fricking tooheys
all I could afford was goon when I was out there, felt hungover before I was drunk lmao
good c**ts you lot x
Not him but I've been down to Cornwall on holiday a few times and it's always been good. If you want authentic norf experience come to Skegness or Scarborough though. Whitby is also good if you want posh norf.
>get through the week feeling relatively emotionless >friday >have some bevs >get an overwhelming desire to just fricking scream and shout at the top of my lungs
whats that all about anons? musnt grumble so drink more instead x
>trying to lose weight so can't be druk every weekend anymore >suddenly my alcohol tolerance has near evaporated and it doesn't taste as good as it used too >mfw
When I was drinking I'd usually have a mix of beer and high strength whisky, so maybe the equivalent of 5+ drinks before getting seriously buzzed. Nowadays I drink more often but considerably less to where I get buzzed off 1 drink some times. Maybe it's dehydration or some shit but I think I might somehow either be starting to dislike alcohol in general or be close to liver cancer.
I'm joining them in a moment since I'm out of wine. Just watched a film called Isolation on TV that's just a shitty bong version of The Thing but about cows instead. Frick. I'm off to bed. Have a good one c**ts
its saturday here in australia, i recently decided im gonna quit drinking (for health reasons), but frick it, ill just limit it to weekends and drink tonight
WHAT A LIFE
>last summer >traveling, competing, partying >real white boy summer >headed back home, airport bar >sit next to chick, chat her up >lesbian but she digs my machismo >within 1 hr take her to bathroom and rawdog her on counter >she misses her flight >I have connecting flight in Vegas >kiss her goodbye and ditch her >party like crazy on plane, high on my latest achievement >meet a bunch of famous rockers, party more >miss my connecting flight >blackout and end up at Las Vegas strip with all my suitcases >realize wtf am I doing >grab a few last road beers and catch taxi back to airport >drink last one at security gate >somehow get lost, end up smoking outside >SWAT team arrives, arrests me >spend all night in jail >investigated by the department of homeland security for trespassing at airport >went in “wrong area” lol >text girl from airport, also arrested >I successfully get all charges dropped, never talk to her again
Just another day
its actually good, the movie isn't pro nor anti alcoholism
Genuine kino
I just got off the phone with my mother telling me my father killed himself. druk bros I don't know this I think is the end for me.
a toast *raises glass* to your father
If that actually happened anon, I feel for you. I'll down one for your dad.
Forgot to mention the webm was to gain the spirits for a new tomorrow.
I'm gonna have one for your dad, sorry for your lass anon
what a life
seriously though, I'm sorry for your loss anon
Sorry for your loss anon
Bro drink some beer and watch kino sorry for yoyr loss if this is true
Sorry for your loss DRUK bro.
Go take care of your mother you little homosexual
Damn anon. I just wanted to come into this thread to talk about my alcoholism, not for feels.
RIP anon's dad. I'll have one on him.
Hes smart
A toast to your dad anon.
stop drinking now or else it’s over, it’s your last chance
nice blog, homosexual
* unsubscribed*
Be the man his weak ass couldn't be and get DRUK
Well that certainly sucks sorry have a drink for him
Jump off the plane
DRUK GODS OUR TIME IS NOW
> I am prescribed 90x2mg Clonazepam, 90x800mg Gabapentin, 120x30mg Oxycodone IR, 60x30mg Adderall IR
Where the frick do people get scripts like this? Maybe in 2006 it would have been easy but its 2022 doctors dont just hand out Opiates Benzos and Amphetamines along with Gaba-gerics like candy nowadays? Do you have to be some 1% global elite or a trust fund kid to get this from a doctor? Thats is absolutly unheard of in the U.K.
it depends on where you live. Some states/countries are really lax and doctors will just hand over the good shit if you just ask nicely
The benzos, amphs, and gabapentin I had no trouble getting, just find the right shrink and tell them what they want to hear. For a short while I was getting 90x10mg Diazepam and 30x10mg Ambien along with the 90x2mg Clonazepam, but after I got everything cleared through pain management and worked my way up to 120x30mg Oxycodone a month they took away the diazepam and ambien. Lol, they can have it. I still get 90x2mg Clonazepam(my favorite benzo, I hate xanax. Was on it, asked to be switched.), along with 120mg Oxy daily. Life is good. And when WDs eventually rear that ugly head I have lots of comfort meds to help, but I dont see that happening in near future as I said I have over 2000mg of methadone and around 800mg of Bupernorphine laying around just in case. Il take a methadone wafer here and there, mostly towards end of month when I am waiting on refills. Life has never been better, doing great in school, studying and on the way to working in a field I am passionate about.
Think of it like this, in the last 100 years we have isolated all these different chemicals, why not use them to our advantage? There is a pill for every ill.
>There is a pill for every ill
delusional
I come from family of Doctors and Scientist, many of whom are published and worked for big names in Biotech and various other fields such as Monsanto. I am as close to nobility as you can get in the U.S. without having government ties(although my grandfather and Fauci were great friends and would go golfing together). As an only child when my parents inevitably pass away I should be worth around 15-20mil. I am seriously offended that you just called me delusional, I am an expert in my field and will not tolerate some lower-middle class hick calling me delusional.
In other words, suck my dick homosexual.
Frick you you pretentious upper class butthole
Cool fricking story bro I’m a physicist and you being rich has nothing to do with being moronic. Expert in your field and you’re still in school? Yeah ok kid
Go get blacked out on benzos and OD on oxy moronic homosexual
Cool story then you should know you are in fact a delusional narcissist, of which there is no pill to fix your blatant brain damage
Copying and immediately deploying it, it's a based post
I've been there. 3 times with opiates. At first it was getting high to relax. Then I found it would help me in day to day life. Following that I would see months of success and bliss. Promotions and pay rises at jobs. Social success. The worst thing is that it will always be there in the back of my mind. The cure to the human condition at my finger tips. But eventually it always caught up with me. My life would unravel harsh and fast. The illusion would break. Overdose. A stint in a detox hospital. Hellish withdrawals alone. I have to remind myself of the moments of clarity. The fear and shame and guilt. The quiet desperation. The sores, vomiting, hallucinations, and bleeding from the anus during the withdrawals.
I wish you luck anon but i'll be steering clear of opiates and sticking to clean living with the occasionally bout of binge drinking to break the stress and tension.
In the UK you would never get prescribed half that shit to begin with even in 2006
new thread. new bottle
Why did Tommy do it bros
I haven't seen this movie but I just took three shots back to back. And that's pretty normal for me.
Would I enjoy it?
ITS TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Last 4 beers
It hurts bros, im almost finished
>1.5 bottles left of wine and kino on the TV
WE'RE STILL GOING BOYS
kim frick ing nothing what aj oke the only people i can tell are strnagers on l;aksdfj v frick me whu would i even tell strangers i'm pathetic im' trash oijclwhy
It’s okay. I’m more nothing.
talk to me anon, what's going on x
Nothing, really. And that’s the problem. 28 living with my mom, no job, no degree, afraid to go outside, schizoaffective, only a few friends, who I’m too afraid to talk to. I have nothing.
I like it, but I can't remember the ending cuz I'm always too drunk at that point...
>went out drinking with other people for the first time in years
how the frick do you cope with beer fear? this shit isn't a problem when I'm druking alone - I almost certainly did or said something embarassing given that I would have drank about 5x as much as everyone else
A friend of mine once said being the second most drunk person in the room guarantees no one remembers the stupid stuff you do as that honour is reserved for the druk chad that pisses himself and calls someone a Black person before being throw out by 4 bouncers
t. druk chad
I am /druk/ right now. i should do this more often, I like it
Its SOUL anon
It really is, quite a life
SO how are we ALL feeeling bros?
>go out with friends
>think girl is interested in me
>don't act upon it, just drink more
>embarass self and ruin any chances
>wake up and feel lonely and shit
this is why drinking alone is better
That's ok. You just have to be more like not me.
Frick all this why can't we turn back time and try again. I don't know if I should chug 5 more beers or throw myself into the harbour outside my apartment
Drink the beers anon, always drink the beers
okay one more
KEEP DRINKING
If you're going to an hero, might as well be 5 more beers druk right?
Drink until you sleep off the dark thoughts anon
Rather swell, and yourself?
For me its getting drunk and reading
Based, one of the best texts I've read. Got my hands on Neil Postman, so been reading his stuff.
One of my best friends thanked me for suggesting this while we got druk last night and talked about druk and constantly having 2 drinks in our system
HELL YEAH
I am on my 6th beer and getting slightly druk. How high should we go
>Listening to Maccas Glastonbury performance
>Druk as frick
>He gets to Hey Jude
Holy frick im crying bros......
got a link anon
not him but I'm guessing he's watching it on TV.
Its on BBC iplayer bruh
I watched it last weekend and loved it but Macca isn't the same. He can't sing or play like he did in the 70's.
>He can't sing or play like he did in the 70's.
I mean no shit, that was 50 years ago you fricking brainlet
dont remind me...
He played with John again bro, it breaks my heart
I miss him too anon it broke my heart seeing Macca watch John on screen but we know John is gone and even the master work of Peter Jackson can't bring him back
THE ALCOHOL IS WEARING OFF AND IM STARTING TO REALISE HOW SHIT MY LIFE IS AND HOW BAD I FEEL AGAIN OH NO
I NEED MORE DRUK BROS
>can't drink anymore because so drunk I'm almost throwing up
>can't fap because my dick is too sore and it's too soon since I fapped recently
>no attention span for kino
>just constantly refreshing tabs with Cinemaphile threads
what a life
>when I work I wish I wasn't so I could play vidya, druk and watch kino
>get time off
>don't know what vidya to play, what kino to watch, just end up drinking and staring at Cinemaphile threads
>go back to work and wish I had more time to do the things I """enjoy"""
I have an addictive personality. I have to work 9 hours a day or else I drink. right now I have 3 weeks vacation and have been druk almost every day
DRINK MORE RIGHT NOW YOU FRICK
DON'T LET THE FEE FEES COME BACK
Anything stopping you lad? If I run out and sober up, I usually just cope by eating a massive fry up at 4 in the morning and hoping the fat and salt gives me a heart attack
DRINJK ANON EMERGANCY DRINK
Im at home there is no drink here
...At least, I don't think som I will look
getting shitfaced and then go to a McD's is one of the greater pleasures of life
There's one literally 2 minute walk away from me. I have ended up there many a time unable to walk or speak and then sitting down next to strangers whilst I force fries and a big mac into my face
Our time is almost up
Alright bros... it's coke and rum time.
Not to be confused with a rum and coke.
I'm talking about snorting coke and drinking rum shots
CUZ IT'S FRIDAY
WHAT A LIFE
AYO TREKKKS COME SWAG THIS KEED OUT
Alright you fricking dumb idiot
22 days sober, pretty comfy u should try it bros
Sounds like you need a drink
i have some bottles in the cellar for when i feel like it but really i just dont feel like it u know?
You feel like it
no anon i dont
>i just dont feel like it u know?
>u know?
i do not
Man I've tried it enough
Im fricking dine druk for lide i wanna drink
its the only way I can feel human
THIS IS IT
Based Madmen enjoyer
for me it's research chemicals
Its fricking garbage. Its forced as frick. Basically a couple of teachers start drinking every day. Main guys wife cheats on him and he gets back together with her in the ending and forgives her. One of the guys fall of a boat drunk and dies. The movie was a boring fricking slog. I hope all you shitoholics die for making me watch this shit.
Frick you it was kino WHAT A LUFE
Let's face it....It's pretty great
lol daddy used to drink and hit you and you deserved it you anime watching homosexual
I would bet money that you've never had an interesting thought in your entire life.
Just one more
It's really just an OK movie elavated to more than OK by Mads
What are we drinking tonight Drukchads?
I am drinking some red wine, I've already drunk a litre and am going on my second litre
I just drank a buncg of beer because it was free at wherebI came from and I came hone and drank some of my mons wine or port or whatever it was to keeo the druk going
Sounds like you're plastered beyond what I am right now. I'm currently under some conditions which limits my alcohol consumption but I still try to get my Druk on as often as possible but wine often makes me puke and I can't buy spirits so I have to do with wine.
I just gad three beers and some stuff (idk wgat it was I just drank it but just a little) but I barely drink and I didnt eat a lot so it hit me hard
Me too bro, I am only two drinks deep and my body is screaming for more but I can't have it right now
started on smirnoff ice, 70cl premixed
now down half a bottle of prosecco
I wanted to get into wine but couldn't, felt disgusting and the hangovers were HARDCORE.
wine (red and white) is the only booze I can drink like water and get very little negative after effects from. If I drank the same amount in anything else, I'd be dead the next day
>spend 6 days a week as an emotionless autobot
>have my one night a week of catharsis where I get druk
how do you deal with the feeling of just wanting to scream really loudly to get it all out, but are too afraid too because people will ask questions?
worst thing youve done while /druk/?
puked all over the place
Many many things but I posted a green text in the last thread where I feel like I nearly died from sleeping in a industrial bin and was about to get tipped into the back of a lorry when I woke up and leaped out. Literally like a month after it happened it was all over the news that someone had gone missing and presumed dead the exact same way.
pro-tip: remove the cardboard from the bin and sleep on that
I don't even remember getting into it, it was one of those nights. I only remember waking up covered in sick and leaping out to see some homeless Black person across the road staring at me in disbelief. I went straight home and never told anyone of it.
Reckon England (and the rest of the British Isles) has the most wild drinking culture of anywhere in the world. Only Aussies and kiwis can rival it. I did crazy shite like that every weekend in my late teens and early 20's.
The town I'm from despite being quite small and a relative shithole was in the top 10 most dangerous places for a night out a few years ago kek (Chesterfield)
I'm from Clitheroe which is small and fairly safe but i've had mad nights out in Burnley, Accrington, Blackburn, Preston and Blackpool. Id be shocked if none were on the top 10. Way more dangerous than the Norf cities Manny, Liverpool, Newcastle, and Leeds.
I can imagine Blackpool being on the list. It's where I went on holiday as a kid and even as a kid I knew it was rough. Even Skegvegas is posh compared to Blackpool.
My family went St Annes as a kid and we thought it was posh lol. Was in Blackpool about a month ago and it's beyond run down. Absolute shithole. In saying that I actually had no trouble and it was a laugh. Never been to Skegness Might have to book the family into Butlins.
I still go to Skeggy for a quick day out to play some arcades, have a few pints and some fish n chips. There's also a bunch of rides to go on at Fantasy Island. It's pretty northern but comfy. Went to Butlins as a kid too and enjoyed that which is a lot more than I can say for our Blackpool holidays.
In fact I just remembered a story my dad told me, he was on a night out in Blackpool with his mates before I was born and said they asked a taxi driver to take them to a brothel. He drove them there and he said the guy at the door had something like a machine gun and wouldn't let them leave until they'd all paid for a prostitute.
lmao its no better now everyone knows not to go to Blackpool for the redlight district
Old UK sounds fun as frick in a kind of living on borrowed time kind of way.
The life my dad described as his teenage years sound massively different to what I experienced. I still know a good amount of old fashioned pubs though where they bring pork pie out for people and sell high quality farm produce. They're just 90% old boomers as customers, I feel like it'll die out with my generation.
Comparing the 70's when my dad was young and the 2000's for me, their drugs were worse but the music was better.
I'm 25 so technically a zoom but I'm from a long line of piss heads so get to experience what's left.
I reckon the majority of old comfy pubs will either shut down or be replaced by sports bars. Best thing we can do is keep druking and keeping those businesses alive. Nothing like a roaring fire on a winters day whilst the bar maid hands out slices of pork pie. There was a brilliant snooker hall down the road from me that opened when the sport was invented and now it's all boarded up and closed. 🙁
>There was a brilliant snooker hall down the road from me that opened when the sport was invented and now it's all boarded up and closed. 🙁
Sorry to hear that /147/ bro.
Not in the UK but I can't bring myself to go out and be around people anymore. The amount I'd need to drink to feel comfortable would be blackout tier and I don't drive drunk. Covid slammed my less than sociable tendencies into triple overdrive.
If I could take you to one of my comfy bong pubs, I think you'd feel fine. It's not like going to some shitty modern bar. Think American Werewolf in London tier pub. Countryside local with a fire going and food going round whilst people quietly chat shit and play darts.
Damn that sound comfy as frick, the UK seems like a nice place
It can be if you know where to look although it is mostly sports bars and chavs. There's a reason we laugh at the norf memes
>old fashioned pubs though where they bring pork pie out
how fricking soulless can people be for this to die out
>picking up a street prostitute
>fricked her in the back seat
>we ended
>she leaves the car, so she can get in the front seat
>i locked the doors
>turn it up and hit the gas
>she hangs of one of the windows and hold it a couple of seconds
>she fell in the street
>her bag and wallet was in the car
>i throw it in the sidewalk
>be at uni
>fancy lab partner
>go out with flatmates
>lab partner is out with her boyfriend
>move away and drink some jaegar bombs
>she seems to follow my friendship group and dances next to us
>drink more bombs
>friends start getting with girls
>drink more bombs
>soon it seems like its just me, lab partner and her bf
>drink more bombs
>wake up next day
>alarm was set for 9am because I had a tutor meeting
>it's 2pm
>alarm has been blaring at full volume for 5 hours
>en suite shower is running full blast
>bedding is all on the floor
>look at shirt
>massive stain, later find out I was so druk I was just pouring bombs down my shirt
>no memory whatsoever
>everyone asks me if I'm ok
Undoubtedly I did the worst thing I've ever done that night, I don't know what, I don't ever want to know what.
>trashed peoples houses
>broken stuff
>stole
>drove my car
>started fights
>tried to shag m8s gfs
just the usual stuff really
Getting into a fist fight with my best friend while we were both shitfaced. We both made up immediately afterward but the shame was still great.
The most nefarious things I've ever done were while completely sober
Shutting down when responsible for others. Also pissing in public and getting arrested for it.
>pissing in public and getting arrested for it.
This came very close to happening to me but the cops had no evidence other than a wet spot in the alley. None of them actually witnessed it
Don't know where you're from, but here in Finland you have to be extremely drunk to get into custody. (which I never admitted to and never will)
Just had to piss and the central square fountain was there. What's the big deal?
stole laundry
I cant stop crying bros
DRUK KINGS always win
>initial euphoria starts to fade
>druk more to try and chase it
>you can never catch it
drukbros...
frick that sucks, eating is never an option if you want to keep the good druk feel
same here
I only eat one frozen pizza when I'm druk
no munching on popcorn or something
sustaining a nice buzz for 6 hours takes some planning
god I'm becoming a literal alcoholic. it killed my uncle already
>have nothing to drink for five months
>feel like shit and get nothing done
>shoot some whisky with dad
>instantly more productive and motivated the next day
WHAT A LIFE
I NEED A DRINK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thinking about the ex again her favourite song
frick wrong song
thats the same song anon
frick i got it right the first time then it had gone onto playlist
RAM time? RAM TIME
One more?
One more.
it's all I have left
what a night
what a life
OSRS grinding and DRUK, name a more kino combo
1am, should go to bed
know I'm going to have another and stay up later on this shit site and feel bad tomorrow
what else am I gonna do
1 am is early britfriend
>what else am I gonna do
do it all again tomorrow
all nighter tonight
>1am
time to start drinking
>be me
>arrive home on a hot summer night after finishing overtime - 9pm
>no one there, not even a pet
>too exhausted to make or even buy dinner, crack open a beer and down it
>lay down on the couch, still in work clothes
>just a little nap, I tell myself
>wake up
>pitch black outside
>clock says 3am
>eyes are sticky (left contact lenses in), weird taste in my mouth, throat hurts, feel sweaty and gross still in work clothes
>lurch over to the fridge
>there's an apple on the top shelf, thoroughly chilled
>bite into the crisp cold fruit
>chase it down with another beer
This was a couple years ago but I still remember the taste of that apple. Best fruit I ever had
bout to hav a druk
its a cool "feelgood" movie, not a masterpiece tho, but fils the entertaining role
I've spent $300 on doordash orders today
How?
I ordered a steak, a few grocery orders including a case of wine, a breakfast burrito, and now sushi
Go outside loser
apps like doordash are really dangerous, for me it's very addictive, i can't stop ordering food or some other shit. i also can't stop drinking lmao
Yes, go outside.
You too.
Any /cornwall/ lads in here?
love shaggin me sister me x
australian but ancestors are from cornwall (penzance)
based
shame aussie beer is wank fricking tooheys
all I could afford was goon when I was out there, felt hungover before I was drunk lmao
good c**ts you lot x
is it worth travelling to cornwall do u reckon?
Not him but I've been down to Cornwall on holiday a few times and it's always been good. If you want authentic norf experience come to Skegness or Scarborough though. Whitby is also good if you want posh norf.
have wanted to go to liverpool recently after watching pete price vids on youtube, makes me wanna go to a pub and talk shit with the locals
well regardless i have to go there once before i die just to see what the place is like in person
couldn't say mate, I'm in newquay so grown up around beaches so to me its a fricking shithole with nothing but pasty shops and beaches
it blew my mates fricking mind when he came to visit though and saw a pub on the beach - depends what you're into
look out lads its a pirate of penzance
>get through the week feeling relatively emotionless
>friday
>have some bevs
>get an overwhelming desire to just fricking scream and shout at the top of my lungs
whats that all about anons? musnt grumble so drink more instead x
> x
Anon
whats up hun x
you're trapped into the system as a fricking machine. Scream. Shout. Let yourself be heard before you're lost to it all.
NOOOOO IM BECOMUNG SOBER AGAUN NOOO
SOMEONE GET THIS Black person A DRINK NOW. DOCTORS ORDERS
OH NO I'M READING EASTERN TRADITIONS AGAIN, OH NO
just got home from work
cracked a beer
thats disgusting, if i drink i want to enjoy it, even if i wanna get shitfaced. Cold, tasty, slow, with a cigarette in my right hand
the UK is a place
Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me. I think they just invented the idea to sell DnB records to DJs back in the olde days.
these threads are more pathetic than any troony spam here
go and post in some troony thread then homosexual
I'm starting to feel pretty druk now bros
oh yeah? what have you had to drink so far?
3.5 bottles of wine. I'm starting to feel sick now
haha
also deez nutz lmao homosexual
>salted
Speak for yourself Jaffa
salty nuts are one of life's greatest pleasures
>trying to lose weight so can't be druk every weekend anymore
>suddenly my alcohol tolerance has near evaporated and it doesn't taste as good as it used too
>mfw
Kind of want to visit Wales after watching these documentaries.
Getting buzzed on less is awesome. How do you even build up a tolerance just drinking on weekends? My tolerance resets in a day or two max.
When I was drinking I'd usually have a mix of beer and high strength whisky, so maybe the equivalent of 5+ drinks before getting seriously buzzed. Nowadays I drink more often but considerably less to where I get buzzed off 1 drink some times. Maybe it's dehydration or some shit but I think I might somehow either be starting to dislike alcohol in general or be close to liver cancer.
dranking this and some beers feels pretty okay breos
>everyone gone to sleep
see you next thread druk bros...
Europeans went to sleep/got too shitfaced, we can't count on amerimutts since they all drink light ''beer''
I'm joining them in a moment since I'm out of wine. Just watched a film called Isolation on TV that's just a shitty bong version of The Thing but about cows instead. Frick. I'm off to bed. Have a good one c**ts
its saturday here in australia, i recently decided im gonna quit drinking (for health reasons), but frick it, ill just limit it to weekends and drink tonight
WHAT A LIFE
WHAT A LIFE
IT'S TIME TO GET LITTY BROS
>last summer
>traveling, competing, partying
>real white boy summer
>headed back home, airport bar
>sit next to chick, chat her up
>lesbian but she digs my machismo
>within 1 hr take her to bathroom and rawdog her on counter
>she misses her flight
>I have connecting flight in Vegas
>kiss her goodbye and ditch her
>party like crazy on plane, high on my latest achievement
>meet a bunch of famous rockers, party more
>miss my connecting flight
>blackout and end up at Las Vegas strip with all my suitcases
>realize wtf am I doing
>grab a few last road beers and catch taxi back to airport
>drink last one at security gate
>somehow get lost, end up smoking outside
>SWAT team arrives, arrests me
>spend all night in jail
>investigated by the department of homeland security for trespassing at airport
>went in “wrong area” lol
>text girl from airport, also arrested
>I successfully get all charges dropped, never talk to her again
Just another day