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Schlockino. At one point a character takes up miming for no reason, and then starts robbing convenience stores as a mime. And that's one of the better decisions he made.
I only ever got as far as the conclusion of the Carver storyline. Rewatching with friends now, I recommended just calling it quits once that's over. Is it worth watching the rest? I hear it goes to shit and I'm inclined to believe it
Yeah, sort of. It both spins its tires and goes off the rails, so if you're enjoying how unhinged it gets, it only gets more unhinged.
The very last thing I remember is the episode where the wife thinks she's confessing to her dying mother after a plane crash and it turns out she was talking to some random lady and her dickhead mom is still alive even back then I was entertained but checked out cause it was just too nutty
i would say keep going. there is so much stupidity in the California stuff that is absolutely golden hilarious, and there's a point where you can tell the show is just having fun. some may not care for self-referential / fanservice stuff (supernatural kinda got bad with this), but i really enjoy the way nip tuck does it.
>Is it worth watching the rest?
Avoid the final season. That is a must
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hot damn. I'm sure we can at least all agree that this series is the best thing the creators come out with so far? apparently even on plebbit they acknowledge he's only good for at most 3 seasons
first post fricking mime-crimes post
THANK you anon
The first two seasons or so where legit kino but the show did jump the shark hard.
Jesus this makes Dexter look good
Frick off, the mime line up was kino
more like shit sucks
Is this the show where some dude fricks a slampig but makes her wear a paper bag over her head?
yeah it's pretty ruthless for its time. definitely wouldn't fly today even though its more relevant than ever
yep it would be too based for today. I mean the show constantly depicts women as neurotic, deranged or just plain evil.
she was masochistic. she goes back to him for further humiliation later. btw masochism is only paraphilia more common in women than men.
Yep lol I was watching this as it aired and my dad walked in, saw it, and has judged me ever since for it.
>Hey son are ya winni-ACK
Well i mean…how do you guys slam tight piggys
The episode where the woman organises a gangbang creampie was the start of lifelong fetish for me, blew my 14 year old mind
I wonder how many others got stuck with a fetish because of degenerate shit they see on tv.
>It's a 'Christian whips out his python' episode
That's such a chad move honestly, I love how turned on some of those milfs were
Only for the fashion model gf and the loose schoolgirl
Watching this felt like having a crack addiction. Every episode is terrible but I just couldn't stop.
>It's a "Patient needs a surgery after a tragedy, but it turns out they are actually very evil and they had the tragedy coming to them" episode
Same fricking thing happened when my wife and I watched it. My mother found the full series on DVD at the dump in pristine condition and gave it to us to watch. It's a fricking weird show. It manages to mix pure kino with the some of the most moronic scenes ever filmed. It takes a dive after the Carver arc, then falls off a fricking cliff when they leave Miami. I think we watched the whole thing in a week. There is certainly nothing else like it. Perhaps the most overlooked example of sleazekino.
Yeah, when my wife and I watched it we got to a point where we felt too awful to watch it. But what else are we gonna watch? We tried watching The OC since I had that as my guilty pleasure show, but damn it does not hold up all that well.
The OC also never finished right? It just got canceled in the middle of the story. I was very into it at some point and then tried Gossip girl and never finished it.
There was a ‘mature’ late-night low-budget Australian 90’s soap opera called ‘Chances’ that did something similar.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chances_(TV_series)
It was so low budget that at one point a crazy woman smashed up one of the main characters’ Porsche with a bat. When they cut to the bat smashing body panels it was clear they weren’t of the car in question, because it was red and the panels in close up were yellow. Producers did not give a frick.
If you can find it, it’s worth a watch.
Oh and it was filmed on $11,000 dollarydoos an episode holy shit
>Same fricking thing happened when my wife and I watched it. My mother found the full series on DVD at the dump in pristine condition and gave it to us to watch. It's a fricking weird show. It manages to mix pure kino with the some of the most moronic scenes ever filmed. It takes a dive after the Carver arc, then falls off a fricking cliff when they leave Miami. I think we watched the whole thing in a week. There is certainly nothing else like it. Perhaps the most overlooked example of sleazekino.
Only show thats sleazier is lexx bar none
Lexx is waaaaay less sleazy than Nip/Tuck.
>Xenu plotline
>Selfcircumcision
>Peter Dinklage cucks someone
>Kate Mara and Sophie bush have a threesome with Michael Jackson-lookalike
>Serialrapist eunuch
>troony plotline with a guy becoming a chaser and becoming violent against them
>Britany Snow goes full 1488
You tell me
bumping to check if im really this fricking old
>verification not required
Michael Jackson looking frick
>fricks troony
>fricks trap
>fricks nazi
>fricks his half sister
>fricks his biological father's gf turned porn star
>fricks meth addict
>fricks troony...again
>fricks old lady
>becomes a mime criminal
What the frick was his problem?
>Goes Gay For Pay to get meth money for his gf (the porn star meth addict his biological dad is in love with and dated for years, who also fricked his non-biological dad)
>Goes to prison and is nearly blackmailed into getting fake tiddies
Did he make even one good decision in the entire run of the show?
In s5 he finally had a stable gf who had a loving family and was even about to marry her. Then fate woke up from is nap
Famke Jennsen? She became an irl Nip/Tuck horror story.
>Did he make even one good decision in the entire run of the show?
No, it’s why this freaky looking albinoid weirdo looking motherfricker is one of the most hilarious characters in TV history.
He mans up at the very end and find his own true happiness.
No he doesn't
Yes, Matt can be seen at the airport epilogue then leaves his disgusting family behind forever to be with the one he loves.
I can appreciate your edgy banter but that guy got suckered into a life of hell. He didn't learn his lesson the first time and that was thew hole setup for his arc in the last season. Found the perfect girl and traded her in for crazy. The implication is that his life is over
the mexican c**t could never make him happy, matt made the right choice
He finally has a proper family structure to keep him grounded. They also had a family business, which no more weird shit to make money. Look at what the psycho he went with did to her own son
That dude committed suicide.
Driven to a mental state that allowed it through gasligting
Left rotting in an abandoned apartment
If you would choose life with a proper deranged troony over a loving family you have issues
mexicans ain't people
I think he was dating Joely Richardson (his tv mother) which seems pretty good. Surprised that didn’t find its way into the show, like Dexter.
>What the frick was his problem?
The consistent narrative about is that he had no sense of identity. He molds his personality around whomever to starts to bond with and falls deep into their craziness. Remember when he fell in love with the burn victim israeli and decided he wanted to learn hebrew even though she's fluent in english and lives in america? Even she thought he was crazy
the most degenerate show ive ever seen in my life and its funny
>its a matt has a threesome with lesbians as a teenager episode
>its a matt cuts off his own forskin episode
>its a matt runs over a israeli girl while high episode
>its a matt becomes the boyfriend of the girl he almost killed episode
>its a matt dates a burning victim episode
>its a matt fricks a hot troony episode
>its a matt breaks a troonys nose after realizing the troony has a dick episode
>its a matt dates a nazi girl episode
>its a matt cuts off a troonys dick while held at gunpoint by his ex-gfs nazi father
>its a matt fricks his sister episode
>its a matt becomes a pantomime robber episode
>its a matt fricks his dads ex-gf episode
>its a matt spends a million dollar on meth episode
>its a matt blows up a hotel while cooking meth episode
>its a matt get ass raped in prison episode
>its a matt gets breasts so his prison lover gets off more episode
>its a matt talks a med student genius into crushing his own hands so he will never become a surgeon episode
>its a matt joins scientology episode
>its a matt leaves his fiance at the altar embarrassed in front of her family to run off with a troony episode
How does it just keep getting worse and worse!
>its a matt fricks his sister episode
Wait, what sister?
What season was that
It's pure slop kino.
Specially when it goes full moron.
There's like one good episode in the entire show (the one about death penalty)
The rest is shit and completely degenerate, edgy shit for coomers and braindead normies.
>2003 was 37 years ago
The other girl is so much hotter than MONKE
the son has this uncanny valley michael jackson face
I wonder if they're gay irl? ...naw! They're just acting.
It's accidentally based. The troony turns out to be a gay child molester. And the simp sacrifices his daughter to it at the end.
I don't remember much except for Joely Richardson's eyes. Those fricking peepers are hypnotic.
Watched this show in high school with a who friends who were big in to it too. Was wild watching this shit and then discussing it the next day with your bros. Shame newer generations won't have something quite like that. We were also big OC fans, mostly a different group liked that with me, then I had a guy who watched arrested development and we'd always be talking about that. Not a bad time to be a kid
>watching drama soaps with your "friends"
You were all homosexual theater kids, especially the OC
NTA, but it truly was a fun time to be alive, zoom zoom
I remember doing the same with my classmates with LOST, discussing a tv show with your friends and having to wait a week between every episode created expectation, you were actually waiting for that night when new details would be unveiled.
We were actually stoner guitar playing kids. The OC starts off much differently than you'd expect it to. The first 4 or so episodes are some of the best TV ever made. If you watched you'd agree. But yes it devolves in to a generic sitcom and that's what it unfortunately will be forever known as. It's a good sitcom though, and one that starts out as something even better
>. Was wild watching this shit and then discussing it the next day with your bros.
same but with californication, i was born in 1997
californication despite all its flaws remains such a comfort food show for me, I rewatch it every time i have to through a nasty breakup
>that one episode where it’s a pilot for the main character’s reality tv show
They really nailed the feel.
This was how the formula for American horror story was developed. Entertaining in the beginning, then goes full drama autism.
I would catch random episodes of this and it was always something completely heinous. I got the impression that Ryan Murphy despises the human race.
Until I binged it a few months ago, the only episode I'd seen is the one where Christian gets diagnosed with breast cancer, and I assumed the whole show was sappy like that, and I was wroooong.
>we'd always be talking about that. Not a bad ti
Even in American Horror Story despite the goofiness of it all the central message is how genuinely awful the characters are in a mundane ordinary way
>Tell me what you don't like about yourself
>That episode where the girl titty slaps one of them, because she's embarrassed about her big breasts and then gets upset when after her breast reduction surgery, her breasts are smaller than she'd like.
>the entire arc of the son
>Troy's cuck niglet baby
>Troy throwing that prostitute off the roof
>the literal blacked cuck party
>Famke's troony Arc
>Misha Collins' Ginormous Dick
>the couch fricker
Say what you will, it was unpredictable.
You forgot the butt bandit
And that's without even mentioning JK Simmons getting a pair of sweet breasts.
Oh and the weirdo with dysmorphia who wanted his leg amputated. That was a good one.
>Troy throwing that prostitute off the roof
I remember that I stopped right there and never get back again to watch (have some problems with my pc) how was the ending?
>I remember that I stopped right there
Why?
>go balls deep in your crazy ex
>just as you blow your load you power bomb her crazy ass off the roof
It doesn't get more based than that
>mrs Grubman is obssessed with plastic cirurgies and shows up on the clinic all the time
>the doctors call her out about this
>she seeks psychological help
>happy ending?
Then she came back with cancer and in the end of the episode Troy goes to apply botox and she died right there with her eyes wide open, that scene gave me shivers.
I don't remember where I was getting the episodes but was In 2011 or something before I was even aware of torrent, maybe the site was down and my pc broke?
It gets to be pretty bonkers but no the show is not good.
This show is incredible because EVERY episode jumps the shark. It's outrageous.
For me, it's how their firm is always simultaneously on the brink of closing and the most exclusive, sought after firm in Miami/California
The first season is legitimately good TV and could pass for high-end drama even today. The second season takes a tonal shift with the Carver storyline but is still mostly serious. You feel like you are watching a legitimate television show.
After the conclusion of the Carver story it becomes a schlock-filled roller coaster where it seems the goal of every season is to top the previous one in how batshit insane the situations the characters find themselves in. S3-S5 is enjoyable to watch in that way, but I don't really think it can be called a good show anymore at that point.
The exception to this was Kimber's story, which was mostly kept within the realm of realism and had a predictably tragic ending.
It's the best part of the later seasons.
The Carver storyline torpedoed the show. Even though it was an interesting "who shot JR?" type plot, they didn't take any risks with the conclusion, and tried to make it edgy with the dickless Cuban and his hot sister that they bang/not bang. Then they don't know how to top how good that almost was, so everything is just batshit insane but still somehow lacking.
What did you want the resolution of the Carver thing to be? Just some normal Buffalo Bill type psycho who legitimately hated plastic surgery?
One of the main characters. The son would have been the most interesting choice. But if it was just going to be a boring outcome, why do it at all?
The Carver didn't need to be someone known to us. It was enough to have someone who just hates the shallowness of the city brought on by plastic surgery. It could have just been some uggo. That being said I love them giving me a full season of Rhona Mitra
>Rhona Mitra
It pisses me off that both her and Daryl Hannah never found someone and had some kids.
Why the frick they let them escape to Europe? they never paid
I liked it early on, especially the first season
by the time they moved to LA I had lost interest
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It was kino
>Christian finds out he's adopted
>uses his connections to find his biological mother
>shows up unannounced at her address with a bunch of flowers hoping for a tearful reunion
>instead she's horrified cause Christian was concieved through rape and looks exactly like his father
And he has a ten inch dick.
And she feels an immoral tingle
Who was best girl?
>That episode where Julie and her girlfriend get mugged, have their car and clothes stolen and it's basically forgotten about in the next scene
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm actually rembering some episode or just making shit up, is this the show where a girl wants to get her breasts removed but the doctors say no so she later goes into their office, pulls out an electric knife and cuts her tit off herself?
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Extraordinary soap opera kino of the highest order, the episode where Christian has a conversation with the severed head of the old lady he’s working on to pass surgical qualifications is amazing.
The stupidity of Julia was always so amusing. Plus she was fricking that Michael Jackson lookin ass twink IRL, it was kind of a big deal back then.
Tell me she gets a dark ending at the end. Fricking Julia can't have a good end of all characters.
it's a weird early-mid 00s edgy show
trannies, nazis, depression, plastic surgery, sex with massive age differences, disabled kinks and on and on
if this was made today all those themes would be legit identities to the celebrated
in that show the freaks were freaks because it was still not the totally modern woke culture
>sex with massive age differences
Frick, that reminded me of the episode where some landwhale wins the lottery and buys her daughter boob implants and her husband a bigger dick only to discover them fricking later on and then they elope together leaving her alone and fat
And then she doesn’t want her new husband to go to a Pride parade because she knows he’s gay, and that will awaken something in him.
Watching this show made me realise why all the marvelgays keep creaming their pants about how great of a character Dr. Doom is.
>makes the hottest and most passible troony the world has ever seen
>it's a "Stifler's mom asks Christian and Sean to tint her skin black but they refuse, and she makes a music video about smelly pussy called" Yo Stink b***h" episode
I’m convinced the dude who played the son was hated by the showrunners. It’s the only thing that makes sense.
LIke most american tv series it derails after the first two or three seasons. It just completely obliterates itself. But it's fun at the begiinning.
>it’s a “caroler who is performing inside the operating room as payment for a surgery for one of their members gets shot by someone trying to take vengeance on someone else, and then the other carolers sing while he’s dying getting carried out on a stretcher” episode
I murder for she
It’s a great show that just keeps mining new veins of depravity for drama. Absolute shlock but a wicked fun ride.
Can somebody please confirm the last episode for me. What I remember is Matt coming back to do some surgery on his dad but I can't remember if Matt is still with the troony and what happened to Julia.
Matt left hi fiance at the alter and moved to europe with his waifu. The waifu left the baby with Matt's father
who was the fiancé?
New character
All I remember is when Christian got a cancer diagnosis (turned out to be wrong) and then convinced his lesbian anesthesiologist to sleep with him
was I dreaming or there was an episode with a client that harvested her sons' cum to use as skincare?
It was more that one ep. It went so well that they made a business around it.
>Julia, Gina, and Liz develop a new skincare product that uses semen as the main ingredient. They keep the main ingredient a secret though.
Women do that IRL too btw
I remember i would randomly catch this show on tv when i was younger, here's the 3 scenes that stuck with me:
>A woman is describing her assault by the guy with the china doll face mask, she says something about how he rants on about how beauty is a curse and then sticks it in
I always thought this was weird because her wounds looked more like it was caused by a slice than a stab, it wasnt until later i realised she probably meant his benis.
>the son gets pissed on by a troony
>the two main characters are talking about how one of them fricked the other ones girlfriend or something and he was talking about how the fetus was getting poked by the other guys schlong.
>junior has to prostitute his gf out to her porn producer exbf to pull strings to get their baby an acting job in hollywood so they can afford heroin
They don't make kinos like this anymore
>That episode where the woman has them use her pussy lips for her real lips because her husband wouldn't go down on her
>That episode where Rosie O'Donnell's husband and daughter get caught fricking after all three get plastic surgery from her winning the lottery
>That episode where Famke Janssen is outed as a troony because her pussy wasn't deep enough
>That episode where a couple wants to be Barbie & Ken, "Barbie" gets her nipples cut off, and Ken turns gay and fricks a G.I. Joe replica instead
fever dream show
Her death was so grim
The episode with the circumcised female black Muslim model that they made a new clit for using one of her fingertips was great.
Couldn’t point out Muslim FGM is a show these days that’s for sure.
Best part was how her clit only started working after the lesbian nurse taught her jow to jerk off
>when Hank found the jar of peanut butter and just KNEW
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do these homosexuals even realize what type of show this is?
One sad thing is this show have almost 0 nudity, only Christian's ass
The hot blonde doesn't get naked so no kino
>Nip & Cuck
Who's the weaboo and who's the low testosterone?
>Sean goes to him with a gun he pawned his wedding ring for
>Can't shoot him
>Escobar laughs it off
Highly kino scene
The face changing surgery was good plan, this show have some brilliant moments
>Sean was the target of a serial killer black widow
>she planned to kill him and his kids to get the money from his life insurance money
>she drugged his kids and him and let them die on a trailer
>runs out in the woods
>find another guy
>this guy was ended up being another serial killer who kill woman in the fricking woods like Jason
>Sean was saved and luckily one serial killer killed another serial killer
Bravo Ryan Murphy
Eden was such a bad character. Oliver on The OC bad. At a few points I had to wonder if some of the scenes she was in were dreams or not, because people's motivations towards her flipped like a light switch.