Is it really unfilmable?

Is it really unfilmable?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was there ever an "unfilmable" movie that got a good adaptation?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has there ever been a good film adaption to begin with? The medium is only like 140~ years old. People keep trying to adapt masterworks from other mediums and act like they aren't anything but tripe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of good and great films have been made from all kinds of books and ages. Pretty moronic question actually, except if you're extremely biased against them from the get-go.

        >adaption
        Ah, that guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1984?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kubrick called Lord of the Rings "unfilmable".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really really really liked White Noise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This and Cosmopolis

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad I'm not the only one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care, it's shit. Meaningless gore sprinkled with surface level metaphors, maybe it's perfect for edgelords with 100 IQ like you, but for normal non-moronic people it's simply cringe.

      American Psycho? Duh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The American Psycho book was way worse than Blood Meridian. They got away with making it as a movie but just not showing the gruesome scenes in the book. They can do it with Blood Meridian too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DOOD THE JUDGE IS LE HUMAN VIOLENCE
          wow this so deep, just like Rick&Farty
          Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this just the Joker for Zoom Zooms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The book came in the 80s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person this book was being written before your dad was born.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but it is reddit

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is unfilmable. Bazin knew this back in the 60s.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Large segments of the book would never be allowed to be shown on TV or in a theater
    >Most of these segments are pretty critical to the overall story and themes of the work
    >All of the Gnostic themes would be utterly lost on normies and likely the staff behind the adaptation also
    If it were to ever be adapted into either a series or a movie, it would basically be another Halo TV show situation. It would be mutilated down into a generic genre work that would simply reuse names from the book and occasionally make a brief reference to an event from the book that they chose not to adapt. You would be left with nothing but a generic, soulless, artless product that has very little to do with the original book and basically just exists to cynically cash in on it's name recognition.
    A sad fate that now I think about it, actually does have some meta relevance to the themes of the book.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halo is a generic story though.
      You can't compare some little homosexuals scifi to a great work.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prose is what makes the book a masterpiece, not the content. It would lose most of what makes it so good.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0983189/?ref_=nm_flmg_unrel_1_dr

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my bad I just posted a thread and I didn't bother to look if there already was one
    Here are my thoughts on it.
    To me the problem with a Blood Meridian film is if it feels modern in any way at all, it's fricked right out the gate. I can't shake the feeling that to me it's going to need to feel like you're watching a movie that was made in the 1940s. I don't think it's going to happen. they need someone who is so ridiculously creative and out there to do it, hillcoat doesn't have the stuff.
    His movies feel like something you would see on sale for $1.99 in the DVD bin at a convenience store to be honest.
    Watching the thing needs to feel like some gnostic wizards gave the writer and director some secret truth or somethin
    They're going to be too scared to cast a 14/15 year old as The Kid. They're going to be too scared to go into the middle of Pennsylvania and find some 6'7" gargantuan corn-fed Amish mountain of a human to cast as The Judge. They're going to get Hans Zimmer to do some lame uninspired tripe for 'the score'. Its just going to piss all of us off.
    Looking at The Judge on screen needs to feel like you are seeing something that you're not supposed to see. Like God went out of his way to make sure you never see this Entity, and yet you're looking right at him. I don't think collectively we're there yet to be able to capture this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      didnt read, kys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S. Craig Zahler should direct and Holden should be like how they did Thanos, obviously not quite as accentuated as that but I don’t think Holden can ever be as effective just bring a tall jacked bald guy

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    @196547184
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    Here's the (You)s

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was this drawn by the same dude who drew the gunslinger adaptation?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The culture worships non-whites way too much for this movie to work. The casting directors are way too israeli to make this movie work.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Armpit hair

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