Is it Reddit to point out how scary giant man hunting rats would be irl?
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Is it Reddit to point out how scary giant man hunting rats would be irl?
Grizzly and polar bears are much scarier than most fake animals
>Grizzly
Anon, common black bears are both usually larger and more aggressive than grizzly.
t. someone who has a forest range out their window with bears in their yard stealing neighborhood Jack-o'-lanterns every fall. It's comfy
>Anon, common black bears are both usually larger and more aggressive than grizzly.
What? This is just plain false.
He's clearly thinking of Cinnamon Bears
That would still be false.
how much do you know about bears? is it a legitimate word of advice to try and look bigger and scare off brown bears by yelling and charging it, while conversely, speaking calmly, moving out of the way, and showing humility to grizzly bears? i'll likely never see a wild bear in my life and if i do i assume i'll have been smart enough to bring a gun into bear country to fire at it and scare it off regardless of what species it is, but i'd still like the honest truth should shit ever hit fan in a real way
Anon pls, the largest of something ever recorded is not a metric for its average size. Grizzly are, unfortunately, usually smaller than black bears now, this by volume since there are simply more black bears which have a wider range in size even in commonality. There are more of them breeding, eating garbage and getting bigger while being closer to population centers to be seen, all while the solitary grizzly up in Alaska have routinely been getting shot before reaching peak size and have been getting shot like this for so long that they are now by average smaller because they are maturing younger to cope. It's really sad actually and happening to polar bears too, but in their case its generational starvation that's making them smaller.
>Grizzly are, unfortunately, usually smaller than black bears now
Source?
That’s bullshit though.
>common black bears are both usually larger and more aggressive than grizzly.
Wrong and wrong.
A rat that size would be no harder to kill than a large deer or small bear. Any rifle would rek it. And with their short legs and increased size and weight, they would be pretty slow.
theyre slow but sneaky if you rewatch that scene
>sleeping
>feel your beloved dog snuffling at your feet
>reach down to pat his head
>picrel
I am not talking about a stupid fricking movie. I am talking about a hypothetical situation where such creatures might exist in real life.
rodents are gays frick off. imagine being scared of a fricking kangaroo
marsupials aren't rodents you fricking goober
female roos have 2 veganas
They also have 2 uteri, which both use the singular urethra as a birth canal, which is also why joeys are born so small
have you ever been bitten by something like even a gerbil or a mouse? they can take CHUNKS out of you with those big ass buck teeth. similar to a donkey - seemingly harmless but actually capable of horrifying violence. these fricking things get NASTY when they're mad or feel cornered. generally, rodents in a way are just humans, but in their absolute most primal, non-complex state. all the intelligence, all the rage, all the desire to live is there. i would legitimately be afraid of a pack of terrier sized rats, especially if they had some supernatural capacity for revenge or malice
I guess our gerbils weren't trying to hurt us. Do they do that? Only bite hard enough to let you know to frick off?
Even the one that bit a lot didn't take a chunk out of me.
GLORY TO THE HORNED-RAT!
I would be scared of anything with "Man hunting" in its name
man hunting succubus
I stand corrected
Yes, because they don't exi
No such thing man thing
Yes yes
>cheesed to meet you
the rats in Chicago are getting huge. I was picking someone up from Midway, and there were rats everywhere at least a foot tall, climbing up the sides of the garbage cans
Ive fought these guys before in dark souls they ain't too bad
Don't lie. They knocked you off the underside of the bridge before.
>A Capybara with rabies
Not scary at all.
>I have no enemies
depends
I'm not scared of most things.
Not even polar bears, hippos, big wolves, or moose I'd walk up to them and be mauled idc.
And certainly not elephants or giraffes.
I think wild big cats like lions and tigers would scare me a little bit if I was next to one, and hyenas maybe, and not really scared but I'd treat crocs/alligators with caution because they're just machines.
Grizzly bears are the smallest of the brown bears anyway, so they were never "badass", never understood where that came from.
Kodiak bears are the big motherfrickers. Them and the Kamchatka brown bear (the russian version).
Most horrifying animal is the critter ball.
I would just have sex with it.