for me, its that 80's sex sax muzak, really sets the mood
I looked up this guy. He’s still alive and became a sex tourist in the Philippines; probably has an 18 year old monkey wife or gf. Poor bastard. I guess the commercial made him an outcast among 80s and 90s Stacies
At first it was merely the rush of breaking the ultimate taboo but now once he's served enough human flesh to strangers, he sees his act as a true rebellion against what he sees as a sick society that could stop him at any time if they wanted to but nobody even writes about the people going missing. The hobos he can understand but that teenage girl, was she on the run? Her wallet barely had any money in it and she wasn't carrying any bags. How could the world just let her disappear?
9 months ago
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This pretty much checks out to me. Now, is he the type Hannibal Lecter would ever try to befriend and collaborate with or is Hannibal far too high brow? Does the chef need to earn it?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Due to Old Country being a bit too low class for Hannibal, their paths are unlikely to ever cross but Hannibal would undoubtedly enjoy visiting the establishment had he known The Carvers activities. He would play it off as a quick stop to familiarise himself with a broader style of dishes enjoyed by the American working and middle class, or perhaps he brings an agoraphobic patient who might benefit from an otherwise seemingly ordinary outing.
Its says right the training manual to give the customer as much meat as they want. Just try to start them off with thinner slices. But you can't just say "no that's too much".
He wants you to stuff your face with the cheap lasagna and leave the expensive cuts the frick alone.
it's all a play, the buffet is just to distract you from the meat.
>Go to Chinese buffet as a teen >Don't actually like Chinese food but it was a friend's birthday >Eat nothing but crispy duck the whole night >Eat more crispy duck than the entire restaurant combined
I'm happy with my choices.
I loved going to buffets but ever since I got germaphobia I can't stop thinking about people sneezing on the food or dropping the thongs on the floor and putting them back.
>I'll call the grocery department to find out what aisle they're in so you'll know next time you need em...you frickin' idiot. But today I'll have someone bring em up for you.
That's professional.
>briefly hovered over the picture inadvertently while watching >happened to appear during a lull in conversation and seemed like it was actually in the video as a reaction shot
Did you try the lasagna?
>Did you try the lasagna?
man, I miss going on a buffet. frick, last time I went on one was before the pandemic.
I looked up this guy. He’s still alive and became a sex tourist in the Philippines; probably has an 18 year old monkey wife or gf. Poor bastard. I guess the commercial made him an outcast among 80s and 90s Stacies
It's not a commercial it's a training video.
what the hell
gimme that
You see the game last night?
I really hated that gimme that butthole. He sounded like a massive jerk.
He was a business professor, he was teaching his students a valuable lesson.
To be fair anon, he probably told both his wife and kids to shut the frick up verbatim on the way to the restaurant. His blood was probably up.
Yeah you have a point. I should not judge too harshly without knowing his backstory.
He was just an actor
you'll meet plenty of buttholes in food service. best to train for that, too.
The man knew what he wanted. Last thing he needed was unnecessary chit-chat.
He should have said: PLEASE. Thats what non buttholes do.
awwwwright
what grade are you in?
tree fiddy
You get quads often?
Try the hot fudge sundae
It's my favorite
What was this chef hiding, bros?
The bodies
What kind of killer is he though? Is he a trophy hunter, or thrill killer, Machiavellian type etc?
A cannibal obviously, the restaurant gig is just a way to cook large chunks of meat and serve it to patrons.
That makes sense, but is he doing it for the sheer thrill or does he get a spiritual fulfillment from the act?
At first it was merely the rush of breaking the ultimate taboo but now once he's served enough human flesh to strangers, he sees his act as a true rebellion against what he sees as a sick society that could stop him at any time if they wanted to but nobody even writes about the people going missing. The hobos he can understand but that teenage girl, was she on the run? Her wallet barely had any money in it and she wasn't carrying any bags. How could the world just let her disappear?
This pretty much checks out to me. Now, is he the type Hannibal Lecter would ever try to befriend and collaborate with or is Hannibal far too high brow? Does the chef need to earn it?
Due to Old Country being a bit too low class for Hannibal, their paths are unlikely to ever cross but Hannibal would undoubtedly enjoy visiting the establishment had he known The Carvers activities. He would play it off as a quick stop to familiarise himself with a broader style of dishes enjoyed by the American working and middle class, or perhaps he brings an agoraphobic patient who might benefit from an otherwise seemingly ordinary outing.
the kind that snaps on a busy night and carves tender slices out of a dozen customers before the police can put him down
He was no chef, just a carver.
for me, its that 80's sex sax muzak, really sets the mood
for me, its the entire 10 minute extended cut
>if you're customer is a giant fat women, give her a large sized cut
how did they get away with this?
>Asking a kid if she likes hot fudge sundaes
wtf
Being a buffet meat carver used to a prestigious vocation that would afford a salary enough to buy a detached single family home.
Detached from what?
The other houses.
>this confuses the europoor
???
The bone
The modern world filled with suffering
>the blooper section
never realized how hazardous the carving station is
This was the only one I saw. I didn't know there was another one others say.
I feel sorry for him, that roast is too far away to cut comfortably
How's that for ya?
I firmly believe there is a Bane edit lying in here.
we dont do that bane stuff anymore
his head looks like a fricking holiday ham. It makes me feel sweaty and uncomfortable just looking at him.
its the kind of head that says "we're glad you're here"
I want to a meat carvery buffet, when the meat station was left unattended I took a ham and uncut beef roast and left the restaurant
Extremely based and not illegal. Its a buffet so you can have as much as you want.
I never actually thought about that but it's true technically..
Its says right the training manual to give the customer as much meat as they want. Just try to start them off with thinner slices. But you can't just say "no that's too much".
>not illegal
you are absolutely NOT allowed to take buffet fare from the restaurant
>t. buffet enthusiast
Oh you're a buffet enthusiast? Name five buffets.
hometown buffet
golden corral
buffet in circus circus reno nv
buffet in silverado reno nv
sizzler
>golden corral
LMAOS buffetpleb get out of here.
>sizzler
Trips of truth. Sizzler is the patricians family friendly chain-buffet of choice. It's always a good time, at Sizzler.
I miss ponderosa
the buffet people will find you and take the law into thier own hands if you do shit like this
good, they throw it all out at the end of the night anyway.
Was it still hot out there?
It was. It was.
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
A thinner cut is more tender.
>you can always come back for more
that subtle psychological shaming
True. He's gaslighting the frick out of nearly everyone approaching him.
>you don't like the lasagne, you must be crazy HA
He's an evil, evil man. I'm not swayed by his charm.
He wants you to stuff your face with the cheap lasagna and leave the expensive cuts the frick alone.
it's all a play, the buffet is just to distract you from the meat.
the meat is like dragon's treasure, guarded by an armed meat guard who shames your requests for thick cuts
You could shop at five or six stores...or just one.
Ok
>I hate it when she touches me
What did she mean by this?
you just know every single one of them got casting couch'd
ARE YOU LOOKIN FOR MEEEEEE?
>Can I ask you kind of a weird question?
I would marry her.
Loved her in alien covenant.
always thought the white shirt girl was pretty cute
The black girl in the beginning legit looks like AI and it's really bothering me.
Chinese buffets uber alles.
>Go to Chinese buffet as a teen
>Don't actually like Chinese food but it was a friend's birthday
>Eat nothing but crispy duck the whole night
>Eat more crispy duck than the entire restaurant combined
I'm happy with my choices.
I loved going to buffets but ever since I got germaphobia I can't stop thinking about people sneezing on the food or dropping the thongs on the floor and putting them back.
>We don't serve your kind here. Get out.
>the hidden scale under your feet says you're too fat for the meat section
That's a big customer.
Don't shame her you monster
>Tells the skinny girl she can always come back for more
>Tells the big woman she's not allowed anymore and should leave
Wtf was his problem?
For food
Discrimination!
not cool mane
>cant touch this
*laughter*
>cant use it
*laughter*
>cant find it
*laughter*
>VIAGRA
*crowd goes nuts*
>whoop there it is
*standing applause*
Ricky Martin Elvis was pretty good.
Have I decided what dessert I'm going to have?
Motherfricker you can ONLY choose the fudge sunday. You know this by now. Stop being silly.
I chuckled lightly.
the meat looked so sad and dry, but maybe that's the bad video quality
You know, thinner cuts are more tender.
Did you like the hot game Sunday?
Yes. Yes I did.
My parents met each other while working at a Beefcarver. Am I white trash?
Did you catch the game last night?
is it still hot out there?
That's honestly that answer that will determine everything.
How's that for you?
You can always come back up to get more
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
Try the lasagna, it's my favorite.
Holy shit I'd love a scenario where Bateman gets a rez at the carver's establishment.
>Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
You can always come back for more girl is cute. I think he just wanted to see more of her.
>Did you BEEP the lasagna?
>the thin slices are more tender
is this just bullshit to save them money?
its true, there's a reason they make sandwich slices extremely thin.
Is it still hot fudge out there?
>did you see the game last night
No because watching buff black guys in tights roll around on the ground isn't really my thing.
tell yourself that anon. i'll back you.
awwwright
lel
>hi, how are ya doin' today?
?t=85
starts at 1:25
>Here's the professional way
>Proceeds to be incredibly condescending
Based beyond belief.
I know it was just wishful thinking and delusion on my part, but I so wanted to see a Robert pre-kinoplex era have a segment in there.
>Keep away from me!
>I'll call the grocery department to find out what aisle they're in so you'll know next time you need em...you frickin' idiot. But today I'll have someone bring em up for you.
That's professional.
>briefly hovered over the picture inadvertently while watching
>happened to appear during a lull in conversation and seemed like it was actually in the video as a reaction shot
>express lanes
>paper bags
Take me back, lads.
Thes training videos just show how low-IQ and borderline moronic most of the American population was even then.
Could you get a job at the kinoplex?
>1997
>instantly a difference in editing and graphic tone
>buy ticket from booth
>they know my name
frick
Sure is a hot one.
Went to a brazillian steakhouse for the first time and I couldn't stop from thinking of that guy
>If your customer's plate looks like this *loaded with food*
>You should say "Do you like hot-fudge sundaes?"
How the hell did you keep a straight face?
HOT ENOUGH FOR YA?
YOU'LL CALL NOW
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Just carving up the alien head in prometheus.
I knew there was a connection
Is it still hot fudge in school?
better be
Do you like fudge carved last night?
Remember to let the meat lie where it falls.
Thicker cuts are for closers.