that's literally the best part of going to kino
i always aim for matinee in early afternoons during weekdays, so i get the chance of watching the movie with no shouting yokels or whining kids
no one gives a shit when or where you vape, just dont blow massive fricking clouds. Or on planes, i bet some fricking poo nanies would cuase a ruckus on a plane. t. quit vaping but used to all the time everywhere
You'll be fine. Used to go with my ex and brother and the frickers would ask me questions mid viewing like i was the one who directed the damn movies and i would miss the stuff happening because i was explaining shit to them. And like mentioned matinee is best when going alone and it's cheaper too
No, but people will know you're an ugly frogposting homosexual and will laugh at you for that fact alone and in addition someday I'm going to poop in your mouth
I was in Japan a couple of months ago, I saw a preview for the movie Pearl Harbor. And they showed the Japanese airplanes coming in to bomb Pearl Harbor, and I applauded. Nobody else in the theater applauded.
aswith all these solo activities it all depends on why you are doing it
if you're doing it by choice, you will likely be fine with it. if youre doing it out of necessity, you will surely feel very insecure being there even though its in the dark.
I went to a movie alone once. I sat in the very back of the theater and two couples that were together sat in the row in front of me. One of the girls looked and me and asked the people she was with, "is he here alone?" One of the guys replied, "yeah, so what?"
He defended me
Sometimes I go to coffee shops and see cute women reading alone. Then I'm like "damn there's no way she's gonna be alone this whole time" and then behold... 30 minutes later either her 4 girlfriends or her 6'7 boyfriend walks in and whisks her away. For women, being alone is merely a transitional state.
Angry? No. It's just the difference between men and women. And women constantly deny it. Women literally have armies of people who beg for their attention on the regular
Seeing this thread, it's truly astounding to think about how alone I have been for my 31 years of life.
>only child so I never had siblings around >small extended family I rarely saw and barely know >have spent my life with my parents, but I barely speak to them and we have all always been emotionally distant >kissless virgin, never even been on a date >haven't had real friends since I was maybe 13 >went through formative high school and college years with limited social interactions and experiences >went through extremely important 20s with limited social interactions and experiences, not even coworkers >no life development whatsoever >honestly, truly cannot remember the last time I have even had a legit conversation with a person
I know the whole thing about how guys feel lonely a lot. But I think my loneliness transcends space and time. How are people like me allowed to exist and not killed off. What kind of God wouldn't have me drown in a bathtub when I was a baby to prevent this existence?
>Is it weird for me to go to the movies alone?
No and it's done normally these days. If you want to avoid being among more couples just don't go Saturday night, simple as
No one cares dude. Go, enjoy your kino. Make a day out of it and get a massage and hand job from mama san at the rub and tug after while you contemplate the kino you have just witnessed.
I wouldn't redeem. As tempting as it is, that uncut bush is going to smell like rotten curry. I...know a guy who went down that path once. Never again.
No she's very well kempt and actually speaks well enough to where the accent isn't ugly. She just sort of seems commanding and I think she would want to finger my butt or make me eat her out while wearing a leash or something. I was bantering with a coworker roasting him and she was giggling like some evil business woman.
>and then I went and shit for about 15 minutes on the clock.
you should have told her "im about to make the toilet look like a new delhi street cause im about to shit in it"
I usually just pay an only fans or an uber eats driver to go with me, winds up cheaper than a real date. Also don't forget
Target employees have empty lives bereft of actual social interaction and are like starving tigers and can easily be bribed with candy or a tuck friendly swim suit to indulge in almost any activity up to and including cinema showings in most urban and/or suburban setting. If in a rural situation drag a mannequin along and just tell folks they are from out of town when they tell you they don't look familiar...
The weird part will be sitting completely alone in the theater.
that's literally the best part of going to kino
i always aim for matinee in early afternoons during weekdays, so i get the chance of watching the movie with no shouting yokels or whining kids
Dude it's Oppenhemier. You don't have to go at an off time to have the theater to yourself.
>he doesn't know primetime imax showtimes for opening night are selling out across the country
Frick off Marvel plastic
>in theater alone
>rip vape pen the whole time
I love being the only one in theaters
no one gives a shit when or where you vape, just dont blow massive fricking clouds. Or on planes, i bet some fricking poo nanies would cuase a ruckus on a plane. t. quit vaping but used to all the time everywhere
i just shat myself
would you believe me if i told you thats the highest level of discourse i have ever had on this site
>just dont blow massive fricking clouds
When you're alone in a theater it doesn't matter
>t. trying to quit vaping (weed)
You'll be fine. Used to go with my ex and brother and the frickers would ask me questions mid viewing like i was the one who directed the damn movies and i would miss the stuff happening because i was explaining shit to them. And like mentioned matinee is best when going alone and it's cheaper too
No, but people will know you're an ugly frogposting homosexual and will laugh at you for that fact alone and in addition someday I'm going to poop in your mouth
I'll go see it at my theater the same time you do. We can text message each other during it.
Wanna call instead?
No, that is too personal and I don't wanna make noise during kino.
Why, he doesn't want to go alone. At least we can enjoy kino together
>texting during films
You deserve violent, painful death
I was in Japan a couple of months ago, I saw a preview for the movie Pearl Harbor. And they showed the Japanese airplanes coming in to bomb Pearl Harbor, and I applauded. Nobody else in the theater applauded.
Bobby Fischer
aswith all these solo activities it all depends on why you are doing it
if you're doing it by choice, you will likely be fine with it. if youre doing it out of necessity, you will surely feel very insecure being there even though its in the dark.
no. I'm going to watch two films that day
i saw the joker alone during the opening weekend
I went to a movie alone once. I sat in the very back of the theater and two couples that were together sat in the row in front of me. One of the girls looked and me and asked the people she was with, "is he here alone?" One of the guys replied, "yeah, so what?"
He defended me
It's always women who can't understand people doing things alone. It's like they literally can't go anywhere by themselves.
They unironically can't. I've never heard of a woman doing anything alone.
Sometimes I go to coffee shops and see cute women reading alone. Then I'm like "damn there's no way she's gonna be alone this whole time" and then behold... 30 minutes later either her 4 girlfriends or her 6'7 boyfriend walks in and whisks her away. For women, being alone is merely a transitional state.
>anons on Cinemaphile literally get angry because women have friends
lol
Angry? No. It's just the difference between men and women. And women constantly deny it. Women literally have armies of people who beg for their attention on the regular
Having friends is one thing, being too cowardly/anxious to do anything by yourself is quite another.
who gives af. nobody cares about anyone else these days go in a fricking skirt and pink wig if you want
Just bring your laptop and shitpost about the movie with us on Cinemaphile while you’re watching it that way noone will think you’re a loser
>he brings a whole ass mf laptop into the theater instead of just usin his phone
Get a load of this boomer smdh
>being a phoneposting homosexual
Not even once
I always go alone, sit in the back, and wack to the nudie scenes.
Yeah a bit i rather just take my mum or gmilfs im dating
Going with normies sucks anyway
its way less weird during the day
Seeing this thread, it's truly astounding to think about how alone I have been for my 31 years of life.
>only child so I never had siblings around
>small extended family I rarely saw and barely know
>have spent my life with my parents, but I barely speak to them and we have all always been emotionally distant
>kissless virgin, never even been on a date
>haven't had real friends since I was maybe 13
>went through formative high school and college years with limited social interactions and experiences
>went through extremely important 20s with limited social interactions and experiences, not even coworkers
>no life development whatsoever
>honestly, truly cannot remember the last time I have even had a legit conversation with a person
I know the whole thing about how guys feel lonely a lot. But I think my loneliness transcends space and time. How are people like me allowed to exist and not killed off. What kind of God wouldn't have me drown in a bathtub when I was a baby to prevent this existence?
Go with your mom. I do that sometimes (my mom not yours)
There's a small theater nearby that I sometimes to by myself. They barely have anyone going in there and the showings have like 10 people tops.
No kids, no loud people, they have good popcorn and that's really all I need to scratch that itch.
I went alone twice this week to see Indy and Insidious.
I will go alone again tonight to see MI.
No it's only weird for girls to go alone
Anyway you're not even supposed to talk during the movie
And everything is pitch black
>Is it weird for me to go to the movies alone?
No and it's done normally these days. If you want to avoid being among more couples just don't go Saturday night, simple as
No one gives a frick you frogblogposting fricking whinging homosexual moron.
I have friends but I'd rather go alone so I can focus on the movie
No one cares dude. Go, enjoy your kino. Make a day out of it and get a massage and hand job from mama san at the rub and tug after while you contemplate the kino you have just witnessed.
im going to see it alone next friday, i dont care anymore
Indian milf hit on me at work today lads
You have to flirt back anon. You need her to tikka your masala
She said I was "very very very cute". I said I thought she was very cute too and then I went and shit for about 15 minutes on the clock.
I wouldn't redeem. As tempting as it is, that uncut bush is going to smell like rotten curry. I...know a guy who went down that path once. Never again.
No she's very well kempt and actually speaks well enough to where the accent isn't ugly. She just sort of seems commanding and I think she would want to finger my butt or make me eat her out while wearing a leash or something. I was bantering with a coworker roasting him and she was giggling like some evil business woman.
>and then I went and shit for about 15 minutes on the clock.
you should have told her "im about to make the toilet look like a new delhi street cause im about to shit in it"
Did you redeem?
No one with friends is going to see Oppenheimer
I usually just pay an only fans or an uber eats driver to go with me, winds up cheaper than a real date. Also don't forget
Target employees have empty lives bereft of actual social interaction and are like starving tigers and can easily be bribed with candy or a tuck friendly swim suit to indulge in almost any activity up to and including cinema showings in most urban and/or suburban setting. If in a rural situation drag a mannequin along and just tell folks they are from out of town when they tell you they don't look familiar...