Is it weird for me to go to the movies alone? I want to see Oppenheimer but I have no friends.

Is it weird for me to go to the movies alone? I want to see Oppenheimer but I have no friends.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The weird part will be sitting completely alone in the theater.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's literally the best part of going to kino
      i always aim for matinee in early afternoons during weekdays, so i get the chance of watching the movie with no shouting yokels or whining kids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude it's Oppenhemier. You don't have to go at an off time to have the theater to yourself.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know primetime imax showtimes for opening night are selling out across the country

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off Marvel plastic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in theater alone
        >rip vape pen the whole time
        I love being the only one in theaters

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no one gives a shit when or where you vape, just dont blow massive fricking clouds. Or on planes, i bet some fricking poo nanies would cuase a ruckus on a plane. t. quit vaping but used to all the time everywhere

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i just shat myself

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              would you believe me if i told you thats the highest level of discourse i have ever had on this site

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just dont blow massive fricking clouds
            When you're alone in a theater it doesn't matter
            >t. trying to quit vaping (weed)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll be fine. Used to go with my ex and brother and the frickers would ask me questions mid viewing like i was the one who directed the damn movies and i would miss the stuff happening because i was explaining shit to them. And like mentioned matinee is best when going alone and it's cheaper too

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but people will know you're an ugly frogposting homosexual and will laugh at you for that fact alone and in addition someday I'm going to poop in your mouth

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go see it at my theater the same time you do. We can text message each other during it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wanna call instead?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that is too personal and I don't wanna make noise during kino.

        >texting during films
        You deserve violent, painful death

        Why, he doesn't want to go alone. At least we can enjoy kino together

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >texting during films
      You deserve violent, painful death

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in Japan a couple of months ago, I saw a preview for the movie Pearl Harbor. And they showed the Japanese airplanes coming in to bomb Pearl Harbor, and I applauded. Nobody else in the theater applauded.

    Bobby Fischer

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    aswith all these solo activities it all depends on why you are doing it

    if you're doing it by choice, you will likely be fine with it. if youre doing it out of necessity, you will surely feel very insecure being there even though its in the dark.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. I'm going to watch two films that day

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw the joker alone during the opening weekend

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a movie alone once. I sat in the very back of the theater and two couples that were together sat in the row in front of me. One of the girls looked and me and asked the people she was with, "is he here alone?" One of the guys replied, "yeah, so what?"
    He defended me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always women who can't understand people doing things alone. It's like they literally can't go anywhere by themselves.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They unironically can't. I've never heard of a woman doing anything alone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I go to coffee shops and see cute women reading alone. Then I'm like "damn there's no way she's gonna be alone this whole time" and then behold... 30 minutes later either her 4 girlfriends or her 6'7 boyfriend walks in and whisks her away. For women, being alone is merely a transitional state.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They unironically can't. I've never heard of a woman doing anything alone.

        >anons on Cinemaphile literally get angry because women have friends
        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Angry? No. It's just the difference between men and women. And women constantly deny it. Women literally have armies of people who beg for their attention on the regular

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having friends is one thing, being too cowardly/anxious to do anything by yourself is quite another.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who gives af. nobody cares about anyone else these days go in a fricking skirt and pink wig if you want

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bring your laptop and shitpost about the movie with us on Cinemaphile while you’re watching it that way noone will think you’re a loser

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he brings a whole ass mf laptop into the theater instead of just usin his phone
      Get a load of this boomer smdh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being a phoneposting homosexual
        Not even once

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always go alone, sit in the back, and wack to the nudie scenes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah a bit i rather just take my mum or gmilfs im dating

    Going with normies sucks anyway

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its way less weird during the day

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing this thread, it's truly astounding to think about how alone I have been for my 31 years of life.

    >only child so I never had siblings around
    >small extended family I rarely saw and barely know
    >have spent my life with my parents, but I barely speak to them and we have all always been emotionally distant
    >kissless virgin, never even been on a date
    >haven't had real friends since I was maybe 13
    >went through formative high school and college years with limited social interactions and experiences
    >went through extremely important 20s with limited social interactions and experiences, not even coworkers
    >no life development whatsoever
    >honestly, truly cannot remember the last time I have even had a legit conversation with a person

    I know the whole thing about how guys feel lonely a lot. But I think my loneliness transcends space and time. How are people like me allowed to exist and not killed off. What kind of God wouldn't have me drown in a bathtub when I was a baby to prevent this existence?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go with your mom. I do that sometimes (my mom not yours)

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a small theater nearby that I sometimes to by myself. They barely have anyone going in there and the showings have like 10 people tops.

    No kids, no loud people, they have good popcorn and that's really all I need to scratch that itch.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went alone twice this week to see Indy and Insidious.
    I will go alone again tonight to see MI.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it's only weird for girls to go alone
    Anyway you're not even supposed to talk during the movie
    And everything is pitch black

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it weird for me to go to the movies alone?
    No and it's done normally these days. If you want to avoid being among more couples just don't go Saturday night, simple as

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one gives a frick you frogblogposting fricking whinging homosexual moron.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have friends but I'd rather go alone so I can focus on the movie

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares dude. Go, enjoy your kino. Make a day out of it and get a massage and hand job from mama san at the rub and tug after while you contemplate the kino you have just witnessed.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im going to see it alone next friday, i dont care anymore

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indian milf hit on me at work today lads

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to flirt back anon. You need her to tikka your masala

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you redeem?

        She said I was "very very very cute". I said I thought she was very cute too and then I went and shit for about 15 minutes on the clock.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't redeem. As tempting as it is, that uncut bush is going to smell like rotten curry. I...know a guy who went down that path once. Never again.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No she's very well kempt and actually speaks well enough to where the accent isn't ugly. She just sort of seems commanding and I think she would want to finger my butt or make me eat her out while wearing a leash or something. I was bantering with a coworker roasting him and she was giggling like some evil business woman.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and then I went and shit for about 15 minutes on the clock.
          you should have told her "im about to make the toilet look like a new delhi street cause im about to shit in it"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you redeem?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one with friends is going to see Oppenheimer

  26. 11 months ago
    AskJeeves

    I usually just pay an only fans or an uber eats driver to go with me, winds up cheaper than a real date. Also don't forget
    Target employees have empty lives bereft of actual social interaction and are like starving tigers and can easily be bribed with candy or a tuck friendly swim suit to indulge in almost any activity up to and including cinema showings in most urban and/or suburban setting. If in a rural situation drag a mannequin along and just tell folks they are from out of town when they tell you they don't look familiar...

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