Is it worth $5k to larp as Star Wars for two days?

Is it worth $5k to larp as Star Wars for two days?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It won't be Star Wars, but ~~*Disney*~~'s """"Star Wars""""

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp. people who spend so much money to live in this shitty trilogy are not fans but just brainless consoomers.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which Ray will be there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want Park Rey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Park rey but I better be going in raw for that price

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Going in raw for a paid prostitute
        Anon I...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Condoms are for Black folk

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Literally the opposite, lel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who's park rey dating?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's married

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >That ass
          >marries a CHAD
          Why live anymore bros...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What does it feel like to have passionate sex with a woman as good looking as this bros?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What does it feel like to have passionate sex with a woman as good looking as this bros?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You become moronic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry about it, you're in no danger of experiencing it. Ignorance is bliss.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Complete fulfillment + pride
            You know she loves you
            You know she’s proud of you
            You know your parents are proud of you
            The self loathing will feel like another lifetime ago

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Grace Kelly was one of the few 10/10
              >you will never see anyone this beautiful IRL
              >you will never have someone like her whisper "I love you" into your ear.

              why live?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            pretty good but honestly you'll be richer and happier if you don't go down that rabbit hole

            i would bet dollars to donuts you get married, slowly make her miserable for 2 years then she breaks up with you and takes half your shit. marriage has been turned into the easiest grift for women. it is a cakewalk. all they need to do is file for divorce and they are walking away with half your possessions. because they are women.
            jeff bezos got off easy and it still cost him $35 BILLION dollars.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty good but then you wake up the next day and she's moved all your stuff around in your previously organised house and yeah she might make an ok breakfast but then she wants to go out and you really just want to stay at home and play video games cause you've already coomed and she doesn't seem to understand you only do stuff with her to cum in her.

            So I mean you just fricked her so you lay down the law and she does what you say, and you play video games anyway but then over time she gets progressively more b***hy about it and you wonder if it was actually worth it after all cause jerking off is pretty decent anyway and at least then no one made you go out into clown world.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What does it feel like to have passionate sex with a woman as good looking as this bros?

              Complete fulfillment + pride
              You know she loves you
              You know she’s proud of you
              You know your parents are proud of you
              The self loathing will feel like another lifetime ago

              Dudes: women are objectively worthless unless you produce babies with them. Unironically: very good porn and a good delusion while jerking off can substitute everything about them because at the end of the day: you only wanted to release during sex.

              That's why the only point is the production of babies with them; that's not an easy thing to do and I haven't even done it; but it's clear that it is the only thing that is actually meaningful with them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. Children and motherhood are the only good things that women do. And Children are the only good thing in life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You type like someone who just today learned what a semicolon and colon are and are still trying to get the hang of it. Just you wait till you learn about hyphens fren

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That ass

    • 2 years ago
      z

      hapa rey pls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick does she carry a fence post everywhere?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pure rey or minimum wage rey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give me Pure Rey, pls. I feel like Park Rey would be on her phone the whole night.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn bailey mogs the rest of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All the way with Mini Rey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hapa is like the Shiny of the group, very rare.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do people really spend 5 grand for 20 minutes of someones wet holes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Pure one. That lassie is alright.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wasting $5000 on vegana
      Holy shit you could get a motorbike for that price how fricking gay are you c**ts?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For $3-4k and some elbow grease you can make your bedroom look like this or better and live it. I don't know about the rest but I assume for around $1k or less a hooker will put on anything Star Wars you give her. Plus you can afford a bunch of Funko pops with the rest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funko pops don't exist in star wars EU though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you really thought this out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imma fugg jarjar in the ass

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. It's kinda sad.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$5000, for 2.5 people, for 2 days.
    >$1000, per person, per day.

    still no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you bring half a person?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's more of a felony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the kid

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather do wizarding world stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have Star Wars fatigue thanks to Disney, but I used to be a big fan. You couldn’t pay me $5k to waste 2 days of a Florida vacation larping mostly indoors in a shitty facsimile of SW void of all the things that we liked about SA. It doesn’t sound fun and it sounds like work. Larping and going to SW land on “missions”. They should have just made a normal hotel themed to SW.

      But a Harry Potter larp hotel on the other hand where your room looks like a hogwarts dorm and you eat in the great hall and attend “classes” (or little sessions pretending to be them). Now that I might pay for and I’m not even a HP fan. I don’t know if I would pay $5k but HP fans would. I still think they should just make a normal hotel and theme it to HP. Plus you can already larp in their two themed lands with a wand. Which is way better than the generic shit with no music that Disney made

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just pay some hookers to dress like twi'lek for the weekend?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    depends, do they offer ze bugs to eat as well?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a $50 motel room

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cheaper than that, for 50 bucks you could get at least two beds. Not one bed and a couple holes in the wall.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your son gets lost and rey "finds him" 30 minutes later

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post the one with the sperg showing off his skills to park rey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That one great. Libtards wanna try to say he's a loser because he's wearing a MAGA hat, but you can tell he is confident as all Hell and she's actually into it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            powerful ass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >MAGA hat
            >Batman bag pack
            >disproportionate body fat
            >baggy jeans
            >Extremely autistic.
            >wants a hug
            Why are "Star Wars" Fans like this?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not a MAGA hat. He's probably a reddltor.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also known as the "Sneed cap"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >red hat=maga hat
              tds

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >wants a hug

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What does it mean when his ass sticks out l I'll ke that?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he's dtf for wookie wiener

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              some guys just have big butts

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              tard butt, lots of morons have it. i theorize it's because of female hormones

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it means he has finally found a true and honest boyfriend free girl.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You can see the curve in his back, he has anterior pelvic tilt which makes his ass look bigger

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she's such a lady. shes either genuinely sweet person or a psychopathic who knows how to appear just like an angel.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you just know

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've asked you buttholes time and time again to stop posting this video of me I have not given you permission to use it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We're sorry, please be calm. We don't want you to hulk out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What a nice person. Didn't even flinch when he went in for the surprise hug.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is dat ass achievable natty?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man if I was that boy this would be my jerk off material for at least 20 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >whispers in ear
      Holy frick that's my fetish. I would've coom instantaneously

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHNNNNNN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *chair rattling sounds*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a beauitufl woman. she's only getting sacred digits.

      She's married

      damn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that really what she says here? i don't think so

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For $5,000 a night I could have 2 female bodybuilders beat me up and frick me for hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With the right pick-up lines, I'm sure they would be willing to do that for free.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beat me up.
      you are too fricked up, i only pay them for leg locks and arn locks with forced breastfeeding.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adults doing this is incredibly sad. It should be like Chuck E Cheese where you can only go if you have children.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    milady at 29:00

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it were the most thorough, westworld-y fake star wars hotel with really well trained actors, good food and sexy alien women and a bazillion things to do, then maybe, but even then it would still be kind of an investment.
    in reality its probably just a nice hotel except they say "bright suns" instead of good morning at the continental breakfast

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're not paying for the room or the entertainment, you're paying to not be surrounded by poor people on your vacation.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU WILL SLEEP IN THE BUNK

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does it include 2 hours of sex with Daisy Ridley, anal included? If not, then no it isn't worth 5 thousand dollars

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars hotel
    >Anything else than the Millennium Falcon
    How stupid is Disney? Create a Tattooine room, or a Alderaan room, or a Naboo room. Who the frick wants to stay in some cheap plastic shit that's supposed to be a space ship that isn't the Millennium Falcon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can think of one person who did...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would pay to do that with her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who is this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how the frick does anyone on this board not know who Jenny is?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she fell in love with Ouannii there
        It's not fair!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Ouannii
          what is this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Greedo's mom.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Should not want.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wow a silent webm of a section of blown out video in approximation of a woman. What an irresistible advertisement

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            people who start a sentence with 'wow' are gays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she fell in love with Ouannii there
        It's not fair!

        Was this shot in the Star Wars hotel?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How did you get access to my phone?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Me and the sister had a "lightsaber" duel for her virginity and then teamed up for a double trench run before she worked our targeting computers to fire into her exhaust port. The Squishmallows watched from the bunks.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't even larp in the hotel.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I experience all my via iPhone screen proxy
    It's always homosexuals like this that travel preaching that you need to "live in the moment"

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it worth $5k to larp as Star Wars for two days?
    No. All the postmodern food they serve there looks like carcinogenic shite.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    from all the videos I've seen it really doesn't look worth $5k and a good chunk of diehard fans believe this too
    >girl is filming some sort of holocron thing where yoda talks to you about how it belonged to luke and he's not sure what's going to happen
    >she pans around the room and you can see people bawling their eyes out
    >even the girl filming is crying
    >comes out and has nothing but nice things to say about how it was great and what an amazing experience it was
    >"but the price is a little much for a vacation and while I'm grateful for Disney bringing me out I don't think I'd do it again"
    their biggest mistake was charging that much, you could probably take a flight to europe, stay wherever for a week, then get on a 2 week cruise and still have money left over for what it would cost you for this 1 1/2 day 'hotel'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You also have to remember the only overhead motels have is power/water/cleaning staff (usually the owner-operator), granted since they're paying a bunch of larpers like $4 an hour there's a little more to it, but overall this is a huge scam.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      m8 you could go to europe and spend a week fricking a different european prostitute every night in a decent hotel for that price

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This unironically looks comfy. But $1k a day? Geez. Id pay $750 absolute max for the 2 days (with food included).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a day
      no you're paying $5k for 2 days, you don't pick how long you get to stay like a real hotel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, right. Its an experience package, not a real hotel. My point still stands. Id pay $750, but no way for $2k.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not worth $5.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney's got the power to just change the laws. I mean, I've thought of this a long time, if they want to make some serious bread, just make prostitution legal, and open a star wars brothel where people get to plow all their fantasy characters. Of course, I get the feeling its just going to be a prostitutehouse full of finns and landos, with the state of this country, but whatever, it's a billion dollar idea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a Aayla prostitute. Just grabbing on to those two things on her head.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    skip to 14:48 in a video to look at the food options. that's $2500 a night hotel food right there.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    poorgays please dont reply

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From that video I can already tell I would regret it immediately after paying.
    Seems like you get forcefully wrangled to participate in the LARPing too. I'd rather keep my hotel and theme park experiences separate.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    $5k to spend two days locking in a box with a bunch of fat American tourists. I have a feeling that a load of overly loud, obese c**ts waddling around in cargo shorts and XXXXL t-shirts will not add to the immersion factor.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is a month in Japan worth 3000$?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      where is the ass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hank Hill ass having b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        where is the ass?

        Instagram has ruined zoomers. They think all the women need big Kim Kardashian baboon asses

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >i can't take a joke

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just KNOW they invited a BWC to please her during that trip

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is it so expensive? are they just greedy or they really couldn't get the costs down? they run some of the largest theme parks on earth and they sell tickets for just a couple hundred dollars.
    or did they just divine that SW homosexuals are so empty, so stupid and so flush with cash they'll drop 5 big ones for basic b***h food, lodgings and entertainment?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For $20 a night you can stay in Luke's actual house.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make over priced hotel that only rich idiots will pay for. Put it in Middle class money printing park. "How are we loosing money on this?"

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're one of the 20 million millionaires in the US (thats 4 times the population of New Zealand) then that price is negligible and if you really settled into the atmosphere i bet it would make a great family trip.
    You have to remember its not a hotel as much as its a two day play with audience participation.
    The price is high because otherwise you'd have sweaty sheboons getting drunk and going overboard during the interactive elements.

    Frankly I would ONLY do something similar to this if the price was prohibitively expensive,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're an actual rich person, you'd be off having vacations in an actual fancy hotel, probably off traveling in some other parts of the world, not going to these cheapass looking crap.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you'd be surprised how many family holiday destinations are dictated by children

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This shit isn't for current gen of kids, it's for people who grew up with SW but never moved on and still clamor for SW.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gonna suggest the galactic hotel is aimed at high income families who have a shared interest in Star Wars and are looking for something different.
            I think it looks like shit too im not arguing with you. my point was that its irrational expensive to filter out people who wont get involved with all the homosexual games and role playing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do kids even like star wars anymore? Seems like it's mostly millennials who care about it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's the point. It's pretty much just manchildren. Normal parents aren't coughing up that much money for these overprized hotels for their kids.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. Most kids simply no longer have the attention span required to watch an entire movie. They don't read, don't watch tv at all. Tiktok and a few selected tv shows are all they consoom.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shes a purdy lady

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peak female form

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it better be worth it hehe because we paid a lot of money heheh
    >proceeds to film everything with the intent to upload it on youtube to generate monetized views

    I just hope that they've completely went full NPC and dont even have the chance to understand how hellish their life is.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You could do it for much cheaper with better returns.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you posting webms of lesbians?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No because it's not even the good version of Star Wars. It's the pozzed Disney version. They'd have to pay me to go there.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5K LARP scifi hotel
    >shell how for influencers to come along and praise everything
    >an entirely normal toilet rather than some Japanese future toilet shit
    0/10

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I CLAP WHEN I SEE STAR WARS

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mom has a kino ASS

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has probably already been said but for 5k I expect to be able to frick a girl in cosplay

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't get to sleep with that shy star wars girl then it's not worth it

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I could be Imperial, I'd do it. Frick rebels, and frick the Republic.

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