Complete fulfillment + pride
You know she loves you
You know she’s proud of you
You know your parents are proud of you
The self loathing will feel like another lifetime ago
>Grace Kelly was one of the few 10/10 >you will never see anyone this beautiful IRL >you will never have someone like her whisper "I love you" into your ear.
pretty good but honestly you'll be richer and happier if you don't go down that rabbit hole
i would bet dollars to donuts you get married, slowly make her miserable for 2 years then she breaks up with you and takes half your shit. marriage has been turned into the easiest grift for women. it is a cakewalk. all they need to do is file for divorce and they are walking away with half your possessions. because they are women.
jeff bezos got off easy and it still cost him $35 BILLION dollars.
It's pretty good but then you wake up the next day and she's moved all your stuff around in your previously organised house and yeah she might make an ok breakfast but then she wants to go out and you really just want to stay at home and play video games cause you've already coomed and she doesn't seem to understand you only do stuff with her to cum in her.
So I mean you just fricked her so you lay down the law and she does what you say, and you play video games anyway but then over time she gets progressively more b***hy about it and you wonder if it was actually worth it after all cause jerking off is pretty decent anyway and at least then no one made you go out into clown world.
What does it feel like to have passionate sex with a woman as good looking as this bros?
Complete fulfillment + pride
You know she loves you
You know she’s proud of you
You know your parents are proud of you
The self loathing will feel like another lifetime ago
Dudes: women are objectively worthless unless you produce babies with them. Unironically: very good porn and a good delusion while jerking off can substitute everything about them because at the end of the day: you only wanted to release during sex.
That's why the only point is the production of babies with them; that's not an easy thing to do and I haven't even done it; but it's clear that it is the only thing that is actually meaningful with them.
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This. Children and motherhood are the only good things that women do. And Children are the only good thing in life.
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You type like someone who just today learned what a semicolon and colon are and are still trying to get the hang of it. Just you wait till you learn about hyphens fren
For $3-4k and some elbow grease you can make your bedroom look like this or better and live it. I don't know about the rest but I assume for around $1k or less a hooker will put on anything Star Wars you give her. Plus you can afford a bunch of Funko pops with the rest
I have Star Wars fatigue thanks to Disney, but I used to be a big fan. You couldn’t pay me $5k to waste 2 days of a Florida vacation larping mostly indoors in a shitty facsimile of SW void of all the things that we liked about SA. It doesn’t sound fun and it sounds like work. Larping and going to SW land on “missions”. They should have just made a normal hotel themed to SW.
But a Harry Potter larp hotel on the other hand where your room looks like a hogwarts dorm and you eat in the great hall and attend “classes” (or little sessions pretending to be them). Now that I might pay for and I’m not even a HP fan. I don’t know if I would pay $5k but HP fans would. I still think they should just make a normal hotel and theme it to HP. Plus you can already larp in their two themed lands with a wand. Which is way better than the generic shit with no music that Disney made
That one great. Libtards wanna try to say he's a loser because he's wearing a MAGA hat, but you can tell he is confident as all Hell and she's actually into it.
if it were the most thorough, westworld-y fake star wars hotel with really well trained actors, good food and sexy alien women and a bazillion things to do, then maybe, but even then it would still be kind of an investment.
in reality its probably just a nice hotel except they say "bright suns" instead of good morning at the continental breakfast
>Star Wars hotel >Anything else than the Millennium Falcon
How stupid is Disney? Create a Tattooine room, or a Alderaan room, or a Naboo room. Who the frick wants to stay in some cheap plastic shit that's supposed to be a space ship that isn't the Millennium Falcon?
Yeah. Me and the sister had a "lightsaber" duel for her virginity and then teamed up for a double trench run before she worked our targeting computers to fire into her exhaust port. The Squishmallows watched from the bunks.
from all the videos I've seen it really doesn't look worth $5k and a good chunk of diehard fans believe this too >girl is filming some sort of holocron thing where yoda talks to you about how it belonged to luke and he's not sure what's going to happen >she pans around the room and you can see people bawling their eyes out >even the girl filming is crying >comes out and has nothing but nice things to say about how it was great and what an amazing experience it was >"but the price is a little much for a vacation and while I'm grateful for Disney bringing me out I don't think I'd do it again"
their biggest mistake was charging that much, you could probably take a flight to europe, stay wherever for a week, then get on a 2 week cruise and still have money left over for what it would cost you for this 1 1/2 day 'hotel'
You also have to remember the only overhead motels have is power/water/cleaning staff (usually the owner-operator), granted since they're paying a bunch of larpers like $4 an hour there's a little more to it, but overall this is a huge scam.
Disney's got the power to just change the laws. I mean, I've thought of this a long time, if they want to make some serious bread, just make prostitution legal, and open a star wars brothel where people get to plow all their fantasy characters. Of course, I get the feeling its just going to be a prostitutehouse full of finns and landos, with the state of this country, but whatever, it's a billion dollar idea.
From that video I can already tell I would regret it immediately after paying.
Seems like you get forcefully wrangled to participate in the LARPing too. I'd rather keep my hotel and theme park experiences separate.
$5k to spend two days locking in a box with a bunch of fat American tourists. I have a feeling that a load of overly loud, obese c**ts waddling around in cargo shorts and XXXXL t-shirts will not add to the immersion factor.
why is it so expensive? are they just greedy or they really couldn't get the costs down? they run some of the largest theme parks on earth and they sell tickets for just a couple hundred dollars.
or did they just divine that SW homosexuals are so empty, so stupid and so flush with cash they'll drop 5 big ones for basic b***h food, lodgings and entertainment?
If you're one of the 20 million millionaires in the US (thats 4 times the population of New Zealand) then that price is negligible and if you really settled into the atmosphere i bet it would make a great family trip.
You have to remember its not a hotel as much as its a two day play with audience participation.
The price is high because otherwise you'd have sweaty sheboons getting drunk and going overboard during the interactive elements.
Frankly I would ONLY do something similar to this if the price was prohibitively expensive,
If you're an actual rich person, you'd be off having vacations in an actual fancy hotel, probably off traveling in some other parts of the world, not going to these cheapass looking crap.
I'm gonna suggest the galactic hotel is aimed at high income families who have a shared interest in Star Wars and are looking for something different.
I think it looks like shit too im not arguing with you. my point was that its irrational expensive to filter out people who wont get involved with all the homosexual games and role playing.
Nope. Most kids simply no longer have the attention span required to watch an entire movie. They don't read, don't watch tv at all. Tiktok and a few selected tv shows are all they consoom.
>it better be worth it hehe because we paid a lot of money heheh >proceeds to film everything with the intent to upload it on youtube to generate monetized views
I just hope that they've completely went full NPC and dont even have the chance to understand how hellish their life is.
>5K LARP scifi hotel >shell how for influencers to come along and praise everything >an entirely normal toilet rather than some Japanese future toilet shit
0/10
It won't be Star Wars, but ~~*Disney*~~'s """"Star Wars""""
fpbp. people who spend so much money to live in this shitty trilogy are not fans but just brainless consoomers.
Which Ray will be there?
I want Park Rey.
Park rey but I better be going in raw for that price
>Going in raw for a paid prostitute
Anon I...
Condoms are for Black folk
Literally the opposite, lel.
Who's park rey dating?
She's married
>That ass
>marries a CHAD
Why live anymore bros...
What does it feel like to have passionate sex with a woman as good looking as this bros?
You become moronic.
Don't worry about it, you're in no danger of experiencing it. Ignorance is bliss.
Complete fulfillment + pride
You know she loves you
You know she’s proud of you
You know your parents are proud of you
The self loathing will feel like another lifetime ago
>Grace Kelly was one of the few 10/10
>you will never see anyone this beautiful IRL
>you will never have someone like her whisper "I love you" into your ear.
why live?
pretty good but honestly you'll be richer and happier if you don't go down that rabbit hole
i would bet dollars to donuts you get married, slowly make her miserable for 2 years then she breaks up with you and takes half your shit. marriage has been turned into the easiest grift for women. it is a cakewalk. all they need to do is file for divorce and they are walking away with half your possessions. because they are women.
jeff bezos got off easy and it still cost him $35 BILLION dollars.
It's pretty good but then you wake up the next day and she's moved all your stuff around in your previously organised house and yeah she might make an ok breakfast but then she wants to go out and you really just want to stay at home and play video games cause you've already coomed and she doesn't seem to understand you only do stuff with her to cum in her.
So I mean you just fricked her so you lay down the law and she does what you say, and you play video games anyway but then over time she gets progressively more b***hy about it and you wonder if it was actually worth it after all cause jerking off is pretty decent anyway and at least then no one made you go out into clown world.
Dudes: women are objectively worthless unless you produce babies with them. Unironically: very good porn and a good delusion while jerking off can substitute everything about them because at the end of the day: you only wanted to release during sex.
That's why the only point is the production of babies with them; that's not an easy thing to do and I haven't even done it; but it's clear that it is the only thing that is actually meaningful with them.
This. Children and motherhood are the only good things that women do. And Children are the only good thing in life.
You type like someone who just today learned what a semicolon and colon are and are still trying to get the hang of it. Just you wait till you learn about hyphens fren
That ass
hapa rey pls
why the frick does she carry a fence post everywhere?
pure rey or minimum wage rey
Give me Pure Rey, pls. I feel like Park Rey would be on her phone the whole night.
damn bailey mogs the rest of them
All the way with Mini Rey.
Hapa is like the Shiny of the group, very rare.
do people really spend 5 grand for 20 minutes of someones wet holes?
The Pure one. That lassie is alright.
>wasting $5000 on vegana
Holy shit you could get a motorbike for that price how fricking gay are you c**ts?
For $3-4k and some elbow grease you can make your bedroom look like this or better and live it. I don't know about the rest but I assume for around $1k or less a hooker will put on anything Star Wars you give her. Plus you can afford a bunch of Funko pops with the rest
Funko pops don't exist in star wars EU though
Frick
you really thought this out
imma fugg jarjar in the ass
No. It's kinda sad.
>$5000, for 2.5 people, for 2 days.
>$1000, per person, per day.
still no.
How do you bring half a person?
That's more of a felony.
the kid
I'd rather do wizarding world stuff
I have Star Wars fatigue thanks to Disney, but I used to be a big fan. You couldn’t pay me $5k to waste 2 days of a Florida vacation larping mostly indoors in a shitty facsimile of SW void of all the things that we liked about SA. It doesn’t sound fun and it sounds like work. Larping and going to SW land on “missions”. They should have just made a normal hotel themed to SW.
But a Harry Potter larp hotel on the other hand where your room looks like a hogwarts dorm and you eat in the great hall and attend “classes” (or little sessions pretending to be them). Now that I might pay for and I’m not even a HP fan. I don’t know if I would pay $5k but HP fans would. I still think they should just make a normal hotel and theme it to HP. Plus you can already larp in their two themed lands with a wand. Which is way better than the generic shit with no music that Disney made
Why not just pay some hookers to dress like twi'lek for the weekend?
depends, do they offer ze bugs to eat as well?
This is a $50 motel room
Cheaper than that, for 50 bucks you could get at least two beds. Not one bed and a couple holes in the wall.
>tfw your son gets lost and rey "finds him" 30 minutes later
post the one with the sperg showing off his skills to park rey
That one great. Libtards wanna try to say he's a loser because he's wearing a MAGA hat, but you can tell he is confident as all Hell and she's actually into it.
powerful ass
>MAGA hat
>Batman bag pack
>disproportionate body fat
>baggy jeans
>Extremely autistic.
>wants a hug
Why are "Star Wars" Fans like this?
Not a MAGA hat. He's probably a reddltor.
Also known as the "Sneed cap"
>red hat=maga hat
tds
>wants a hug
What does it mean when his ass sticks out l I'll ke that?
he's dtf for wookie wiener
some guys just have big butts
tard butt, lots of morons have it. i theorize it's because of female hormones
it means he has finally found a true and honest boyfriend free girl.
You can see the curve in his back, he has anterior pelvic tilt which makes his ass look bigger
she's such a lady. shes either genuinely sweet person or a psychopathic who knows how to appear just like an angel.
you just know
I've asked you buttholes time and time again to stop posting this video of me I have not given you permission to use it.
We're sorry, please be calm. We don't want you to hulk out.
What a nice person. Didn't even flinch when he went in for the surprise hug.
is dat ass achievable natty?
Man if I was that boy this would be my jerk off material for at least 20 years.
>whispers in ear
Holy frick that's my fetish. I would've coom instantaneously
HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHNNNNNN
*chair rattling sounds*
what a beauitufl woman. she's only getting sacred digits.
damn.
is that really what she says here? i don't think so
For $5,000 a night I could have 2 female bodybuilders beat me up and frick me for hours
With the right pick-up lines, I'm sure they would be willing to do that for free.
>beat me up.
you are too fricked up, i only pay them for leg locks and arn locks with forced breastfeeding.
Adults doing this is incredibly sad. It should be like Chuck E Cheese where you can only go if you have children.
milady at 29:00
if it were the most thorough, westworld-y fake star wars hotel with really well trained actors, good food and sexy alien women and a bazillion things to do, then maybe, but even then it would still be kind of an investment.
in reality its probably just a nice hotel except they say "bright suns" instead of good morning at the continental breakfast
You're not paying for the room or the entertainment, you're paying to not be surrounded by poor people on your vacation.
YOU WILL SLEEP IN THE BUNK
Does it include 2 hours of sex with Daisy Ridley, anal included? If not, then no it isn't worth 5 thousand dollars
>Star Wars hotel
>Anything else than the Millennium Falcon
How stupid is Disney? Create a Tattooine room, or a Alderaan room, or a Naboo room. Who the frick wants to stay in some cheap plastic shit that's supposed to be a space ship that isn't the Millennium Falcon?
I can think of one person who did...
I would pay to do that with her.
who is this?
how the frick does anyone on this board not know who Jenny is?
>she fell in love with Ouannii there
It's not fair!
>Ouannii
what is this?
Greedo's mom.
Should not want.
Wow a silent webm of a section of blown out video in approximation of a woman. What an irresistible advertisement
people who start a sentence with 'wow' are gays
Was this shot in the Star Wars hotel?
How did you get access to my phone?
Yeah. Me and the sister had a "lightsaber" duel for her virginity and then teamed up for a double trench run before she worked our targeting computers to fire into her exhaust port. The Squishmallows watched from the bunks.
You can't even larp in the hotel.
>I experience all my via iPhone screen proxy
It's always homosexuals like this that travel preaching that you need to "live in the moment"
>Is it worth $5k to larp as Star Wars for two days?
No. All the postmodern food they serve there looks like carcinogenic shite.
from all the videos I've seen it really doesn't look worth $5k and a good chunk of diehard fans believe this too
>girl is filming some sort of holocron thing where yoda talks to you about how it belonged to luke and he's not sure what's going to happen
>she pans around the room and you can see people bawling their eyes out
>even the girl filming is crying
>comes out and has nothing but nice things to say about how it was great and what an amazing experience it was
>"but the price is a little much for a vacation and while I'm grateful for Disney bringing me out I don't think I'd do it again"
their biggest mistake was charging that much, you could probably take a flight to europe, stay wherever for a week, then get on a 2 week cruise and still have money left over for what it would cost you for this 1 1/2 day 'hotel'
You also have to remember the only overhead motels have is power/water/cleaning staff (usually the owner-operator), granted since they're paying a bunch of larpers like $4 an hour there's a little more to it, but overall this is a huge scam.
m8 you could go to europe and spend a week fricking a different european prostitute every night in a decent hotel for that price
This unironically looks comfy. But $1k a day? Geez. Id pay $750 absolute max for the 2 days (with food included).
>a day
no you're paying $5k for 2 days, you don't pick how long you get to stay like a real hotel
Oh, right. Its an experience package, not a real hotel. My point still stands. Id pay $750, but no way for $2k.
It's not worth $5.
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
Disney's got the power to just change the laws. I mean, I've thought of this a long time, if they want to make some serious bread, just make prostitution legal, and open a star wars brothel where people get to plow all their fantasy characters. Of course, I get the feeling its just going to be a prostitutehouse full of finns and landos, with the state of this country, but whatever, it's a billion dollar idea.
Imagine a Aayla prostitute. Just grabbing on to those two things on her head.
skip to 14:48 in a video to look at the food options. that's $2500 a night hotel food right there.
poorgays please dont reply
From that video I can already tell I would regret it immediately after paying.
Seems like you get forcefully wrangled to participate in the LARPing too. I'd rather keep my hotel and theme park experiences separate.
$5k to spend two days locking in a box with a bunch of fat American tourists. I have a feeling that a load of overly loud, obese c**ts waddling around in cargo shorts and XXXXL t-shirts will not add to the immersion factor.
Is a month in Japan worth 3000$?
where is the ass?
Hank Hill ass having b***h
Instagram has ruined zoomers. They think all the women need big Kim Kardashian baboon asses
>i can't take a joke
You just KNOW they invited a BWC to please her during that trip
why is it so expensive? are they just greedy or they really couldn't get the costs down? they run some of the largest theme parks on earth and they sell tickets for just a couple hundred dollars.
or did they just divine that SW homosexuals are so empty, so stupid and so flush with cash they'll drop 5 big ones for basic b***h food, lodgings and entertainment?
For $20 a night you can stay in Luke's actual house.
Make over priced hotel that only rich idiots will pay for. Put it in Middle class money printing park. "How are we loosing money on this?"
If you're one of the 20 million millionaires in the US (thats 4 times the population of New Zealand) then that price is negligible and if you really settled into the atmosphere i bet it would make a great family trip.
You have to remember its not a hotel as much as its a two day play with audience participation.
The price is high because otherwise you'd have sweaty sheboons getting drunk and going overboard during the interactive elements.
Frankly I would ONLY do something similar to this if the price was prohibitively expensive,
If you're an actual rich person, you'd be off having vacations in an actual fancy hotel, probably off traveling in some other parts of the world, not going to these cheapass looking crap.
you'd be surprised how many family holiday destinations are dictated by children
This shit isn't for current gen of kids, it's for people who grew up with SW but never moved on and still clamor for SW.
I'm gonna suggest the galactic hotel is aimed at high income families who have a shared interest in Star Wars and are looking for something different.
I think it looks like shit too im not arguing with you. my point was that its irrational expensive to filter out people who wont get involved with all the homosexual games and role playing.
Do kids even like star wars anymore? Seems like it's mostly millennials who care about it.
No, that's the point. It's pretty much just manchildren. Normal parents aren't coughing up that much money for these overprized hotels for their kids.
Nope. Most kids simply no longer have the attention span required to watch an entire movie. They don't read, don't watch tv at all. Tiktok and a few selected tv shows are all they consoom.
Shes a purdy lady
Peak female form
>it better be worth it hehe because we paid a lot of money heheh
>proceeds to film everything with the intent to upload it on youtube to generate monetized views
I just hope that they've completely went full NPC and dont even have the chance to understand how hellish their life is.
You could do it for much cheaper with better returns.
Why are you posting webms of lesbians?
No because it's not even the good version of Star Wars. It's the pozzed Disney version. They'd have to pay me to go there.
>5K LARP scifi hotel
>shell how for influencers to come along and praise everything
>an entirely normal toilet rather than some Japanese future toilet shit
0/10
I CLAP WHEN I SEE STAR WARS
Mom has a kino ASS
It has probably already been said but for 5k I expect to be able to frick a girl in cosplay
If you don't get to sleep with that shy star wars girl then it's not worth it
If I could be Imperial, I'd do it. Frick rebels, and frick the Republic.