Is it worth a watch?

Is it worth a watch?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEBODY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ONCE

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's gay Free so yes.
    It's message fee so yes.
    It's well written and not modern day written so yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Smallville
      >gay free

      KEK

      Luthor literally is obsessed with Clark and wants to bone him. Clearly you need a rewatch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He sees him as a brother. He’s envious of the happy family life that Clark has.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's well written
      Let's not get carried away.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        compared to what was on when it aired, not particularly, compared to what is pushed out today it looks like Shakespeare

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its pure kino and Clark is literally me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what's the estimated velocity of a supercumshot?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's an episode where Lana gets powers and her and Clark frick so hard they cause earthquakes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He cums from his eyes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Enough to blow a load like a shotgun right through her back.

        https://i.imgur.com/SF0H1WI.jpg

        Is it worth a watch?

        Not really.

        I join cult for she

        What do I need to do to get a big tiddy procurer mommy? (And not to go prison for it.)

        These two people are in this thread right now

        Hearing Welling talk about it, shit just sounds exhausting. Glad for him that he's back from the wall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I join cult for she

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That the problem watching Smallville after that whole sex cult scandal, knowing Mack was using the show to recruit the female actresses working on it.

        Kristen Kreuk and Laura Vanderhoof joined NXIVM but only participated on surface level activities, not the inner circle stuff

        Nicki Clyne (mostly known for Battlestar Galactica, had a small bit part in Smallville) she got in deep with NXIVM.

        Even Michael Rosenbaum told a story on his podcast about she barged into his house during a party and started acting all wifey in the kitchen trying to recruit him into the cult.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          where is the problem?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >surface level activities
          What kind of activities?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nothing sexual, on the surface NXIVM was just some kind of self-help group for business minded people trying to be successful, or some shit like that.

            Kreuk 'claimed' she attended a few session then, thinking it would help her career, but got bored and gave it up.

            Vanderhoof dug a bit deeper, got weird vibes and nope'd out of there before the inner-circle sale-pitch was laid on her.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fascinating. Where can I read more about this? Knowing more about how these cults try to recruit and operate, as well as the reaction of the people when they get to the weird part is super interesting to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hnnng

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fun watch, I'd say it's worth it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. It's one of those "nothing is happening for 10 episodes" shows.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can watch Smallville with the whole family and not have to worry about Aids programming.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You can watch Smallville with the whole family
          Except that the 2 female leads were in an a8rahamic cult bent on political influence and torture.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As I said, Smallville, the show, was aces.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    starts out good. they run out of ideas. eventually turns into schlock. similar to supernatural thinking about it now

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The first 3 seasons are kino. Season 4 you realize the wheels are getting wobbly and that's about where you should stop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Funny enough that’s where the show was supposed to end, but it was too popular so they kept it going.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stop at season 4
      Lois hating gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you have dogshit taste
      best Smallville seasons are 4-10 with 8-10 being pure unfiltered Clois kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You being a low tier coomer doesn't make those seasons any good. You're suffering through garbage just to look at your waifu more

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >S1-3
          >good

          20 episodes of 'Clark and Lana decide to date but then break up in the end of the episode" became tiresome in S1.
          By S3 they are insufferable.
          I have no idea how can you watch them more than once.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you can't watch it for clana, clark's relationships are pretty shitty outside of Lois. (and that one chick that can teleport)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok i like Clois but some of those seasons in the middle suck

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t get memed into watching this shit, there has never been a single good DC tv show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lying liar!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >OG Teen Titans
      >BTAS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there has never been a single good DC tv show
      arrow s2 was good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take your word for it. couldn't make it through the first one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TBATB
      BTAS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 is good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        season 3 is too

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it worth a watch?
    Capeshit wrapped in teen-shit

    It's okay overall, show jumps the shark around Season 6 once Lana finds out about Clark's powers, and the rest of the show turns into a bad copy of the old "Lois and Clark" show from the late 80s, wrapped in very bad capeshit, like guest-starring superheros were more like LARP'ers than trying to convince the audience of who they were...it's sad really.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These two people are in this thread right now

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's the most wonderfully ridiculous show in the world, this teen boy Clark Kent meets lex luthor by being run over by his car through a railing and off a bridge, lex is conscious for this and clark saves him from the river

    1. is seen at over 30 crime scenes
    2. has personally saved everyone from the sheriff to the country billionaire father of lex luthor
    3. has saved lana lang personally over 30 times.
    4. is best friends with a suspicious lex luthor who has dedicated millions to discovering as he puts it "the secret of Clark kent"
    and lex can never figure it out, he never walks up with a pen knife and jabs clark to check if he's invulnerable, and in the few times he does test clark, clark has somehow lost his powers and lex only tests then and then is ashamed
    its so pants vomittingly stupid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and in the few times he does test clark, clark has somehow lost his powers and lex only tests then and then is ashamed
      kek yeah I remember those.

      >clark loses power
      >"oh yeah lex gonna test him now"
      Every single time. It's so cheesy, and yet so good.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A bunch of "Deus Ex-Head Trauma" that keeps Clark's secret.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea this was about Superman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I thought it was like Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill until my sisters told me it was about Superman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the best Superman IP of all time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best Superman IP of all time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember it being pretty clear from the commercials as a kid

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a lot of patience, yes. It's both wholesome and yet plenty fan service. Lots of cute women on the show. Lex was a total bro in the first few seasons and there is a decent amount of kino.

    I say the first 3 seasons are gold. Season 5 is also pretty good. Actually season 9 is also pretty good but you have to get through 6, 7, and 8 which are shit. 10 is whatever

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am seriously convinced this show made me gay. I watched it like 3 times when I was like 7 and immediately had my first gay thoughts after that. They never went away. I never had gay thoughts before watching this show.

    Do not watch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go be gay somewhere else!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek'd nta but you're funny. Tell em anon tell em

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Smallville is the safest show your kids can watch bar none!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well tom welling in his prime was one of the "i'm not gay but..." guys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >estrogen in the water

        Stop drinking tap water

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well tom welling in his prime was one of the "i'm not gay but..." guys

      I watched the whole series with my family and I never had a single gay thought. In fact I lusted after the women the entire series. I think you're just gay lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oh boy, I can't wait to air this on network television at 6 pm on a Thursday where all the kids are awake and can see it
      >I'm sure this will have no adverse effect on the youth of this nation whatsoever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's Chloe doing to him down there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's Chloe doing to him down there?

        Could have been worse, could have had gays.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here's that 19yo kid I was telling you about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boys are usually repelled by girl things which enable them to avoid being gay.

      I watched Card Captor Sakura when I was 12 but then they had the plot where the boy was "infatuated" with an older man that turned into a magical being and I just stopped watching there, it was a girl show, girl thing are gay. Having sex with women is gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Greek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Greek

        lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The flash scene was gay as frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're gay!scene is Literally brothers saying good bye and then you weirdos gotta make it gay! Disgusting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is not gay, it was friendship

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, is practically a harem show too

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i love this show

    the opening credit is magical as FRICK

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mrs Kent is hot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked how she waited a whole two weeks before sucking and fricking Lionel after Pa Kent died from space AIDS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was Mr. Kent an antivaxxer during the show as well?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just a good ol' boy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            True but you're a gay anon

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was everyone on tv just sexier back then?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't hire ugly people back then

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2.2 is must watch.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best Lex Luthor actor ever in live action. He never really felt like a villain even when he went full villain mode. Just a man who thought he was doing the right thing. Which is precisely Lex’s thing. (Since the start of the Modern age of comics in the 80’s). He stopped being a more generic mad scientist and started being a more individualistic narcissist who hated superman because he claimed he felt he dragged humanity down. Was a danger to humanity both because he could turn on us and relying on him made us complacent. And this was the era where Lex went from typical supervillain to more House of Cards style manipulator who didn’t get his hands dirty. Hence why superman couldn’t just take him to jail and was much more of a threat (Lex actually became president around 2000 in the comics)

    >I’m sorry I couldn’t save you Lex

    Probably my favourite quote of the show. Because throughout much of the show Lex just genuinely wants to be Clark’s friend, help him and his family. Clark hides who he is because he’s afraid. When it FINALLY comes out Lex literally tells him he would have kept his secret at all costs and done anything to help him be the hero he wants to be. Clark’s desperation to hide who he was destroyed their friendship and pushed Lex into becoming the villain who defines superman’s life. Basically forcing him to become the greatest hero ever merely by existing as his counterpoint

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lex Luthor : Our story hasn't been written yet, Kal-El. And every villain is only as great as his hero. But, you see, that all relies on you saving us from the coming Apocalypse.
      >Clark Kent : You know about Darkseid?
      >Lex Luthor : You really thought I just read the cliff notes of the Veritas journals? They foretold of a chosen savior - the light that will inspire this world out of darkness. You are the light, Clark. Only you have the power within.
      >Clark Kent : I'm not so sure that Clark Kent can save the entire world on his own.
      >Lex Luthor : He can't. But we both know who can.
      >Clark Kent : I'm sorry I couldn't save you, Lex.

      The finale really seals just how Lex is. He HATES superman. But he is 100% willing to say Clark needs to become superman to save humanity from this apocalypse.

      He also says the future is unwritten because he doesn’t buy he’s evil and will frick things up because well, he isn’t.

      There’s actually smallville comics set after the show and it’s interesting where they go with It. Especially since they introduce characters like Batman who couldn’t be in the show due to legal issues

      IMO they should have had these dudes play superman and Lex in a movie around 2013. Would have been much more interesting than Man of a Steel. Just ignore the janky aspects of Smallville and treat it more like a general idea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Best Lex Luthor actor ever in live action
      True, but it's an unfathomably low bar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Take it back you Weasley weasel

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but first few seasons are the best.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that time Clark went to college for like 5 weeks
    >that time Clark killed an alien just because he didn't know how to send him back to his home world
    >that time they found out Doomsday was encased under Smallville this whole time
    >that time he killed Doomsday before he was even a proper superhero
    I sleep

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