>Have to be friends with Joe Rogan to make it in comedy now because he's become the gatekeeper >Joe doesn't like anyone funnier than him
Comedy is doomed
No, he just lacks the wittiness. He's a great host though, the best one because he lets his guests speak freely.
But even Chael Sonnen is a better comedian.
I've never seen him even try to be funny or successfully land literally any jokes in his podcast. What a moron. Just play your strengths as a podcast host and commentator and shut the frick up
Joe Rogan is to comedy what audiophiles are to music. They never really create any good music, or have any interesting insights into the art itself. They just like to surround themselves with it and obsess over technicalities like production quality.
good analogy, it must have to do with his genes. you can't train anything that the masters eventually become masters at, you are either born with it or you aren't. I think he thinks he's funny but to normal high intelligence people he'll always be that kid air humping the teacher when her back is turned. It may get a chuckle or two but never a quality gut buster
>There's a 25% chance this technology kills everyone but we're going full steam ahead anyway for the lulz
Why does joe have violent psychopaths on his show again?
When you're sitting in a club with the vibe and listening to him perform he's entertaining and you might even laugh a bit. But when you're just watching his Netflix special in your living room it loses that 'in person' magic
Joe Rogan has never been funny, this has been a scientifically confirmed fact since the invention of the scientific method. I'd rather eviscerate myself with a letter opener than listen to one of his specials.
Reeeeally bad comedian.
Great gameshow host, great interviewer, great sports commentator.
He has had absolutely no quick wit, jokes fly over his head, he stomps on jokes, he is responsible for every fricktard comedian having a podcast.
>Great gameshow host, great interviewer, great sports commentator.
nah he sucks ass at that too, the only gameshow I remember him being on was Fear Factor and it doesn't take a lot of talent to be the peanut gallery for idiots drinking bodily fluids and jumping from high places. Great Interviewer is fair, but only because he actually asks uncomfortable questions to his guests, any other pro interviewer would leave him in the dust at that but they have talent so they abstain. Commentator is an extra hearty lol, he is the most biased annoying UFC commentator, Goldberg was as his name, Gold, but he left and you got these gaggle of fricknuts turning their asses up to whoever Dana's paypig is. Sick of it. Just watch the Strickland Adesanya fight where they suck Ade's BBC for 5 round despite him getting dropped and pieced up the whole night
Finally someone on 4 Chan who actually likes MMA and has a decent opinion. Yes the current ones are always so biased even bisping is super biased. Him cutting off Bryce Mitchell when he asked if him and his opponent could pray in the post fight interview kek. When Bryve started on about the Bible and the Hawaiian fires not being natural you could see how uncomfortable Mike was and it was hilarious.
Bisping is a bit of a fedora tipper so that's par for the course. Hope he finds God before he croaks, fricking limey c**t. Also hope Bryce wins so Dana gets a heart attack from him and Sean's lulzy rants
I meant the championship so he has a giant platform for his marvellous speeches. Also meant no offence about the limey comment, just a lot of brits rub me the wrong way
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeh I get it. I could also say a lot of burgers rub me up the wrong way tho kek Bryce will never get a title shot after that speech he gave after his win. No way Dana risks him going up there and giving one of his flat earth /satan took over the world speeches lmfao
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I could also say a lot of burgers rub me up the wrong way tho
understandable, nowadays burgers are even worse than limey c**ts lol. At least limeys tend to be educated and less collectivist. I think with Bisping it's the intersection of militant atheism and britishness smugness that gets me. I think he brings the bantz regardless and even though I was rooting for belfort to beat him I was sorry to hear he lost his eye in that fight.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>No way Dana risks him going up there and giving one of his flat earth /satan took over the world speeches
he might be like Edwards or Fitch where Dana is forced to give him the title shot because he has like 12 straight wins and the fans just bully dana till he relents
8 months ago
Anonymous
This is kino though and probably good publicity no?
standup is just outdated. the idea of purposely buying a ticket to something, sitting in a theater somewhere, and waiting for the guy whose giant head is on the poster outside to come out and talk to you is antithetical to being funny
Yeh I guess knowing the joke is coming makes it unfunny in a lot of cases. Only a few stand up comedians I ever found funny and Lee Evans is one of them. Peter Kay is another. But I was pretty young back then and I havent seen stand up in years that made me laugh out loud honestly
Ron White was usually funny doing stand up. He's retired now. Black was funny for a while, Chapelle was funny over a decade ago but has become as bad as Kat nowadays. Schleisinger is funny for a female comic. There's some Indian dude that was funny but I can't even remember his name now.
>Schleisinger is funny for a female comic. There's some Indian dude that was funny but I can't even remember his name now.
yeah sorry but you have incredibly shit taste and I cannot take your opinion seriously at all
Are you kidding me, I was throwing out recent ones I happened to see within the last year. I didn't say I liked them, I said they were funny. All that means is they were capable of humor. I didn't watch them and sit deadpan the entire time, dumbass. I used to watch the HBO comedies and other jams in the past but there isn't really anything worth a damn these days. Tim Dillon gets a laugh, too.
He's funny of a podcast but his stand up is absolutely trash I just realised I've never seen an emoji on Cinemaphile kek do they not work here or do people just not like using them? About to find out I guess.
Lol yeh I don't know why I expected any different, if they worked then surely someone would have used them before haha unless everyone just thinks they are too cringe to use lol. Maybe some time in the future they will add that? Wouldn't get my hopes up though. Lol I member that thing where we earned points to unlock emoji type things and I thought maybe they were gonna keep that it would have been pretty cool ngl
>*Joe Rogan walks onstage and looks/dresses like a child* >"CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BIG BROCK LESNERS DICK MUST BE HAHAH?!?! IT MUST BE SO STINKY IMAGINE SUCKING ON THAT HAHAHA!!!!!" >*proceeds to hump a stool and pretend to be Sam Kinison for an hour*
that Black person is NOT funny and he's destroying comedy
>"Canada is totalitarian. That Trudeau is a dictator. You know you have to wear a mask everywhere you go? And they freeze your bank accounts if you disagree with them?" >Btw to enter my new comedy club, you have to go through a complete security check and have to let us scan your face. Also we take your smartphones from you, can't bring them into the club. Btw there is mandatory 2 drink minimum (at $10 each drink) even though you just paid $50 for a ticket to hear mediocre comedians"
>"Ya man, all you need to do is be healthy, like me. The average person is so unhealthy" >*Chugs whisky every episode, always smoking cigars and cigarettes, always faded out on weed and shrooms on kill tony, didn't even compete in a sober October last year because he was so addicted to these things
>humps stool
stand up hasn't been good since the 90s, and was never that good to begin with. the new resurgence is extremely reddit and cringe. please go back
he does like 80 things and comedy is what he's worst at but he wants to be know as a comedian so badly
He's perfecting the craft
Civilians BTFO
>Have to be friends with Joe Rogan to make it in comedy now because he's become the gatekeeper
>Joe doesn't like anyone funnier than him
Comedy is doomed
No, he just lacks the wittiness. He's a great host though, the best one because he lets his guests speak freely.
But even Chael Sonnen is a better comedian.
>he lets his guests speak freely
Lmfao
Ok Joe Rogan or Brendan Shaub, whos the better comedian?
That's like asking who is the better swimmer? a Black person or cancer patient on his last week
Lmfao Brendan schuab is so fricking unfunny. Only time he's ever made ma laugh is when he's getting roasted by Theo kek
>miniplayer is disabled for videos made for kids
I've never seen him even try to be funny or successfully land literally any jokes in his podcast. What a moron. Just play your strengths as a podcast host and commentator and shut the frick up
buy an ad
Joe Rogan is to comedy what audiophiles are to music. They never really create any good music, or have any interesting insights into the art itself. They just like to surround themselves with it and obsess over technicalities like production quality.
good analogy, it must have to do with his genes. you can't train anything that the masters eventually become masters at, you are either born with it or you aren't. I think he thinks he's funny but to normal high intelligence people he'll always be that kid air humping the teacher when her back is turned. It may get a chuckle or two but never a quality gut buster
>There's a 25% chance this technology kills everyone but we're going full steam ahead anyway for the lulz
Why does joe have violent psychopaths on his show again?
That's just the average wealthy techbro.
no pain no gain
When you're sitting in a club with the vibe and listening to him perform he's entertaining and you might even laugh a bit. But when you're just watching his Netflix special in your living room it loses that 'in person' magic
Joe Rogan has never been funny, this has been a scientifically confirmed fact since the invention of the scientific method. I'd rather eviscerate myself with a letter opener than listen to one of his specials.
He just yells on the stage and humps stools
Reeeeally bad comedian.
Great gameshow host, great interviewer, great sports commentator.
He has had absolutely no quick wit, jokes fly over his head, he stomps on jokes, he is responsible for every fricktard comedian having a podcast.
>Great gameshow host, great interviewer, great sports commentator.
nah he sucks ass at that too, the only gameshow I remember him being on was Fear Factor and it doesn't take a lot of talent to be the peanut gallery for idiots drinking bodily fluids and jumping from high places. Great Interviewer is fair, but only because he actually asks uncomfortable questions to his guests, any other pro interviewer would leave him in the dust at that but they have talent so they abstain. Commentator is an extra hearty lol, he is the most biased annoying UFC commentator, Goldberg was as his name, Gold, but he left and you got these gaggle of fricknuts turning their asses up to whoever Dana's paypig is. Sick of it. Just watch the Strickland Adesanya fight where they suck Ade's BBC for 5 round despite him getting dropped and pieced up the whole night
Finally someone on 4 Chan who actually likes MMA and has a decent opinion. Yes the current ones are always so biased even bisping is super biased. Him cutting off Bryce Mitchell when he asked if him and his opponent could pray in the post fight interview kek. When Bryve started on about the Bible and the Hawaiian fires not being natural you could see how uncomfortable Mike was and it was hilarious.
Bisping is a bit of a fedora tipper so that's par for the course. Hope he finds God before he croaks, fricking limey c**t. Also hope Bryce wins so Dana gets a heart attack from him and Sean's lulzy rants
Bryce did win. Or you mean his next fight? Idk who he's tipped to fight next?
>Limey c**t
T-thanks fren, I'm literally English also kek
I meant the championship so he has a giant platform for his marvellous speeches. Also meant no offence about the limey comment, just a lot of brits rub me the wrong way
Yeh I get it. I could also say a lot of burgers rub me up the wrong way tho kek Bryce will never get a title shot after that speech he gave after his win. No way Dana risks him going up there and giving one of his flat earth /satan took over the world speeches lmfao
>I could also say a lot of burgers rub me up the wrong way tho
understandable, nowadays burgers are even worse than limey c**ts lol. At least limeys tend to be educated and less collectivist. I think with Bisping it's the intersection of militant atheism and britishness smugness that gets me. I think he brings the bantz regardless and even though I was rooting for belfort to beat him I was sorry to hear he lost his eye in that fight.
>No way Dana risks him going up there and giving one of his flat earth /satan took over the world speeches
he might be like Edwards or Fitch where Dana is forced to give him the title shot because he has like 12 straight wins and the fans just bully dana till he relents
This is kino though and probably good publicity no?
why is it always that i listen to a comedy podcaster they are actually funny but if you check out their standup is ass
standup is just outdated. the idea of purposely buying a ticket to something, sitting in a theater somewhere, and waiting for the guy whose giant head is on the poster outside to come out and talk to you is antithetical to being funny
Yeh I guess knowing the joke is coming makes it unfunny in a lot of cases. Only a few stand up comedians I ever found funny and Lee Evans is one of them. Peter Kay is another. But I was pretty young back then and I havent seen stand up in years that made me laugh out loud honestly
Ron White was usually funny doing stand up. He's retired now. Black was funny for a while, Chapelle was funny over a decade ago but has become as bad as Kat nowadays. Schleisinger is funny for a female comic. There's some Indian dude that was funny but I can't even remember his name now.
>Schleisinger is funny for a female comic. There's some Indian dude that was funny but I can't even remember his name now.
yeah sorry but you have incredibly shit taste and I cannot take your opinion seriously at all
Are you kidding me, I was throwing out recent ones I happened to see within the last year. I didn't say I liked them, I said they were funny. All that means is they were capable of humor. I didn't watch them and sit deadpan the entire time, dumbass. I used to watch the HBO comedies and other jams in the past but there isn't really anything worth a damn these days. Tim Dillon gets a laugh, too.
improv and stand up are two different skills, and usually they are mutually exclusive.
>eg Jim Norton and Adam Carolla are some of the funniest motherfrickers on the planet but I can't force myself to watch 10 minutes of their standup
He's funny of a podcast but his stand up is absolutely trash I just realised I've never seen an emoji on Cinemaphile kek do they not work here or do people just not like using them? About to find out I guess.
Of course they don't work, moron. The biggest change to this site was them adding webms fricking 10 years ago.
Lol yeh I don't know why I expected any different, if they worked then surely someone would have used them before haha unless everyone just thinks they are too cringe to use lol. Maybe some time in the future they will add that? Wouldn't get my hopes up though. Lol I member that thing where we earned points to unlock emoji type things and I thought maybe they were gonna keep that it would have been pretty cool ngl
>*Joe Rogan walks onstage and looks/dresses like a child*
>"CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BIG BROCK LESNERS DICK MUST BE HAHAH?!?! IT MUST BE SO STINKY IMAGINE SUCKING ON THAT HAHAHA!!!!!"
>*proceeds to hump a stool and pretend to be Sam Kinison for an hour*
that Black person is NOT funny and he's destroying comedy
>*proceeds to hump a stool and pretend to be Sam Kinison for an hour*
it's a shame he doesn't emulate his driving
>driving
Joe's got sugar in his tank. He's on borrowed time anyways I think.
>Joe's got sugar in his tank.
that's a funny way to say he has AIDS
I looked at the fingers but it's the correct amount. This isn't AI? The guy released a special?
maron won.
>Faint laughter
Kek. Absolutely BTFO by subtitles hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*Breathe* aaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>"Canada is totalitarian. That Trudeau is a dictator. You know you have to wear a mask everywhere you go? And they freeze your bank accounts if you disagree with them?"
>Btw to enter my new comedy club, you have to go through a complete security check and have to let us scan your face. Also we take your smartphones from you, can't bring them into the club. Btw there is mandatory 2 drink minimum (at $10 each drink) even though you just paid $50 for a ticket to hear mediocre comedians"
>"Ya man, all you need to do is be healthy, like me. The average person is so unhealthy"
>*Chugs whisky every episode, always smoking cigars and cigarettes, always faded out on weed and shrooms on kill tony, didn't even compete in a sober October last year because he was so addicted to these things
>Biggest podhost ever
>Decent comedian
Pick one
Apparently joe is microdosing MDMA now? lol what the frick
that's gotta be fricking terrible for him and it doesn't even work like that
I knew some kids in high-school that macrodosed MDMA and are basically morons now.
>more AI slop
Fjck off