Is Katherine Ryan funny in your opinion?
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Is Katherine Ryan funny in your opinion?
Is Katherine Ryan funny in your opinion?
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No. A woman's only value is her sexual appeal.
fpbp, and in a civilized society this matures into her value as a homemaker.
Bitches ain't mature nowadays though, harharharharhar.
Frankly she has tons of sexual appeal. I love her freckles
I like those blue veins that some chicks have on their boobs.
That's not a very attractive face. Only the booba makes this sexually appealing
Oh my god, I thought she was much hotter, this is the worst picture by far I've ever seen of her
It's the most honest she's ever looked
Sorry to tell you, but celebrities often look much worse in person. There are some people who are so beautiful that it hurts to look at them, but lots are held together by a lot of caked up makeup, bad surgery, weird features like fat cheeks or oversized head, that all somehow work on camera, but when you actually see them it’s all bad skin and oddness.
She'd be frickable if she lost that peach-fuzz hair.
Often a more dominant feature in women that have had anoxeria. The body does what it can to stay warm.
new worst picture
Look at that drooppy bri ish face dear lord
Canadian, Ameridunce.
Wait. Is she a redhead? Why the frick does she dye that blonde??
What if a very attractive woman is infertile?
That's a man.
correct. if it cant make babies its not a woman. old women with children are of course granted honorary woman status.
Well said
Pic is fricking tragic. Sweeney's obviously frickable for a downer, so probably quite a high sex drive too, but jesus - some anon described her breasts as "mournful" and that's the best description. She's got a great body, clearly works her ass off in the gym, but she has the breasts of a woman of at least 50 years old.
She should pretend to have breast cancer and get them fixed. She reminds me of bath woman from The Shining.
>some anon described her breasts as "mournful" and that's the best description
Gayest post ITT.
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From the River to the seas israelite blood will flow lol
I mean, sure, but I don't see how it relates to my post.
Please don't sexualise her
I bet she was banging the faculty.
AKA she was a prostitute with a stank ass pussy
/vt/ranny
>she has a bigger rack than me
>she has longer legs than me
i like chatting with girls
Yes that's why the stupid prostitute has her legs open and has fake breasts. They cant help themselves
no but it was fun to watch her get angry when jimmy made fun of her weird face
No, and the British comedy scene has been dead for 10 or so years.
The British comedy scene seems to be full of the EXACT same people as the 2010 British comedy scene and the 2000 British comedy scene lol
Did they just stop making new comedians?
The majority of them literally all went to school together or knew each other prior to becoming big comedians. So whenever they have a new show they just call their friends and offer them a role. As a result British comedy has just stagnated entirely and we've been left with the same few frick heads. I want to know what will happen when they get too old or start dying though. Will they just hire their friends children or will we finally see new faces?
Possibly. Bradley Walsh has already groomed his son to take over his position
>The majority of them literally all went to school together or knew each other prior to becoming big comedians
it's always been that way though, the issue is the booking agencies, Iv seen a couple of lower level comics talk about it on a live stream, no matter how good someone is they can't break through to that next level because the booking agencies control who gets booked in all the big venues and who makes tv appearances, and these agencies aren't interested in who's funny just who ticks diversity quota boxes, it's why that charity case with cerebral palsy Rosie Jones gets booked on everything even though she is objectively terrible
yes.... problem is brown people.... not who has most money....... thank u cia....
His post says nothing about brown people, if anything he is blaming "who has most money" you fricking moron.
This. Stephen Fry and his bum chums are still always guaranteed TV shows and appearances plus some shitty diversity hires. You used to get a different line up of more indy people for the more edgy shows back when people used to watch TV in the 90's/00's.
>The majority of them literally all went to school together
It seems like every internationally famous British comedian was at Cambridge and joined the Footlights comedy troupe. Some real skull and bones shit.
sounds like Quebec lol. same exact people since the 90s
the stand up scene is mostly dead cause of a combination of cancel culture/progressive cultural dominance and they fact every big venue books through the same talent agencies who only want to promote established talent and people who do safe acceptable (boring) comedy acts, those panel tv shows book through the same talent agency which is why it's the same 2 dozen or so comedians on everything and that annoying woman with the speech impediment
>and that annoying woman with the speech impediment
Johnathan Ross?
Rosie Jones
Did her mom frick a naked mole rat or something? jesus christ!
she has cerebral palsy, she's a complete charity case who speaks as slow as molasses and everyone politely laughs at her "jokes" and they put her on every fricking show at some point
He was a great man.
Radicate lookin ass
weird how they never gave more to the og spaz comic who is in that picture, francesca martinez. she was on tv but maybe too early while idpolTV was still in its infancy and we were still being forcefed BAMEs.
but francesca martinez looks too disabled while rosie jones looks like an average English Rose who could have attended one of the lesser colleges at Oxbridge.
i guess francesca martinez uncomfortably hobbled so that rosie jones can uncomfortably hobble.
This is the only Rosie Jones that matters
The wall spares none
You know that rosie is a pain in the ass when you can see the other panelists cringing and wishing she'd shut the frick up already
Impossible to know whether I'd have sucked or not without trying it, but I feel like I could maybe have done stand-up. (I have some stage experience, and I've had people tell me I should have before - though of course, being funny among friends =/= entertaining a crowd of strangers.) But, yeah, the situation being what it is, there's just no point. It's effectively a closed shop. I'd be better off just doing more comedic stuff on my YouTube channel.
They made new "comedians" as in they forced a load on television to imply popularity and success but they're all shit so only the old guard do anything
Australia has the same problem. Anyone with any talent fricks off to the US, and those who remain pretend like they could have done that but decided to do us a favour by staying
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>Anyone with any talent fricks off to the US
the only one I can recall doing that recently is Jim Jefferies and he fricking sucks, and he wasn't popular in Australia either
The only Australian comics I know are Lano & Woodley, and they're pretty great (and virtually unknown anywhere else as far as I know). Maybe they're the exception.
>Lano & Woodley
dangerously kino and actually very wholesome. kind of felt like the australian version of mr. bean with all the slapstick physical comedy they did. i'm going to go look for a torrent right now actually
Someone showed me The Island years ago, and I was sold.
>With fronds like those, who needs anemones?
>Oh, get fricked, Brisbane!
Comedy is now the preserve of the middle class and upwards. The old working class circuits that used to make working class comedians (blackpool,working men's clubs etc.) no longer really exists.
That and the increasing prevalence of nepo babies whose parents were media high ups and so have the right connection have squeezed working class comedians entirely out of the frame.
It’s always been an old boys club in Britain. If you didn’t all go to the same school, you’re never getting a foot in.
Women can't be funny because humor comes from suffering, something women can't mentally endure without turning into cluster B narcissists
Woman can be funny when they're getting beaten up or hurt.
Based thot-hating cat. That will teach her for putting garbage products on her fake lips.
They can't be naturally funny but they can be good performers so if a woman is given funny material written by a man she can be funny.
I prefer Michelle Ryan.
What happened to her?
I know she had some kinda breakdown
Looks like she has a screen project or two each year, usually small stuff, but otherwise prefers doing theater.
Fair enough, good for her.
I could fix her etc.
Imagine going to America to become the bionic woman and walking into the studio and see half naked israelites with micro wieners stroking themselves
women's lifeless corpses are hilarious
it's a shame she doesn't show off her big ol' tiddies more
No. I skip Katherine Ryan episodes. Very funny Canadians move to America for work, somewhat funny Canadians stay in Canada for work, Katherine Ryan moves to Britain.
What is the last British TV comedy of note?
I would say Toast of London - which is a decade old at this point.
ARIIIIIGHT BUDDDEH
The Trip
In the states they're just movies.
Peep Show?
What year are we going by? Even though it ended in 2015 (which is nearly a decade ago), it began all the way back in 2003. I think we really need to go when the show began.
We need to scrap the last two series, at the very least.
This Country was pretty alright even though its pretty derivative
I'd agree with this anon.
Stath lets flats a close second.
Come Fly With Me.
Would never be made today and has been basically scrubbed from the internet.
Come fly with me and little Britain are honestly my two favourite comedies. They're some of the only shows to properly encapsulate British life and make it simply funny. Others always end up relying on oh so relatable bullshit like talking about tea and saying sorry whereas Walliams and Lucas made good characters to relate to. The BBC definitely wouldn't be willing to make that sort of stuff today with Lucas doing blackface and acting as an extremely lazy c**t or Walliams pretending to be a troony. The whole of both shows were well rounded without playing it safe.
kino post
Big Boys
Little britain
Detectorists
Love this show. Top notch. It’s a good example that you can have a show about anything but have the characters be likeable and have a good setting. No politics, no shoehorning blacks, just a solid light comedy.
Pure kino. There are funnier comedies out there for sure but it strikes such a comfy balance of light drama and comedy. Beautifully shot too
She's frickable.
>funny
I mean, she wouldn't be unpleasant to be around, but trying to be a professional comedian is a step too far.
need her to make a mother daughter smut film with Jenny Nicholson
>veins
Panel shows have always been low-tier (Is it dolphin in a bathtub?) however, you can see the turning point in around 2014 when the BBC mandated they could not have all male panels. That decision was not the cause of the destruction of the British comedy scene however, it was the writing on the wall to what direction it would quickly take. That decision symbolically coincides/represents the turning point where British comedy gets truly dragged with unfunny diversity hires and the neutering of what could be said.
It doesn't help they all beloing to the same agencies which themselves put the leash on, so you know its never going to improve.
You'd have to be mad to watch bong tv these days, anything this past decade is a writeoff. The recent doctor who butchering is pretty much just a disrespectful corpse marionette show.
Kinda, she'd probably be good conversation for a bit, but she comes across as kinda c**ty and one note.
Jack Whitehall on the other hand I would love to see stabbed - not to death but "life changing" injuries kind of a thing.
The last funny woman was Joan Rivers.
this. I don't understand why but Rivers is the only funny woman to ever exist.
She never debased herself to the point of writing entire routines about her fricking vegana.
I enjoy having her around as a side character.
I wouldn't watch a show about her tho
No, and she's a plastic, vapid c**t to boot.
I stopped watching panel shows when I was 15, so I guess 2008?
Whenever I see clips they seem as shit as ever.
Well that's just where the economy's going, isn't it? Nobody makes things anymore, we just provide pointless services!
"I'm a party planner!"
"I'm a pencil case organizer!"
"I shout on panel shows!"
WE USED TO MAKE STEEL
She might have made me laugh once or twice on Cats. 99.99% of the time she is frickin annoying.
the plastic surgery doesn't bother me
but stop fricking lying about it
Botox and fillers aren’t surgery, it’s just like wearing makeup.
Frick you, troony. You may talk like a woman, but you'll never be one.
I liked her on Task Master.
t. American that has no real appreciation for Britisher or Canadian media.
Task Master is the worst fricking shit.
Boomer tv, fricking tedious and the host is fricking terrible. My gran probably enjoys it.
You should tell your gran that you love her and watch Task Master with her.
I do tell her I love her, but she lives out too far to stay evenings.
It's crazy how far being middling attractive can take you I show business as a woman
About as funny as my non-existent period.
>Katherine Louisa Ryan is a Canadian
no
No
Her early standup was mildly entertaining at best
Since her early days she's emulated black culture more and more
Her inclusion in most UK tv is simply as a DEI hire
If you watch her behind the scenes and non comedy interviews you can see her whole persona is fake
She's probably making big money from this racket so who can blame her.