Yeah, he invented an "older kid" in previous tellings of this story.
From the guy who remembers everyone's names and where he knew them from and every little detail about their lives, there's this one ""older kid" who was nobody's brother or best friend or uncle's cousin who apparently took him and this girl aside and "made them play doctors and nurses".
There is NO Kevin Smith story where he doesn't know at least 3 generations of each player's family, and at least one extra anecdote about them doing something embarrassing somewhere in their school or neighborhood. Usually involving either poop or cum,
He is old and mentally feeble. His awakening to and eventual rejection of pot was but one more indication of Kevin's inability to govern himself. He blows up exactly like a BPD b***h does, but he doesn't have access to female press invulnerability. He has pissed off most of his original fans, and the newer generations just don't care about him. At all. He's a gen-x blip, soon to be memory holed.
I dont understand the permanent shocked face since he went vegan and lost all the weight. Is it because he's do fricking saggy now he would be unrecognizabe otherwise? does a single photo of him exist where he is both skinny and not making this fricking face?
The only pic of him worth remembering is the twitter selfie of him crying about Black panther because it captures how fake he has become. At least when he was fat he was honest about things.
No. He reminds me of Anthony Cumia (just the first guy like him that comes to mind, I guess George Lucas is another) though in that he needs an environment that tempers him and balances him out rather than enables him.
why do you morons post this fricking stupid psuedoscientific eye chart, they don't even look different and cannot be replicated or properly tested. it's like when someone here sees an ugly person then immediately post the wikipedia page for fetal alcohol syndrome.
I remember back when they put up these giant inflatable slides in Times Square. I watched Dan Slott go down one and spectacularly crash down at the bottom. Good times.
Some ugly people are evil but all superficial people are evil.
t. has experience first hand as a model for 10 years and the type of folks who work in that business
I have never seen one of this guys films and wouldn't know he existed if you people didn't keep making threads about him
I loved through the 90s and managed to never watch any of his slop or quinton Tarytortinoa either and I'm proud of that fact
I still give the homie credit for his filmog up through Strike Back. Some of these guys just shouldn't be known beyond their work. I mean, even his core personality isn't that bad and his interviews used to be fun to watch but post-weightloss he's become a weirdo who wears baggy clothes and cries a lot.
God he's so fricking embarassing. >be fat as frick so only wears big clothing like jorts and hockey jerseys >loses a frickload of weight >STILL WEARS HIS OLD CLOTHING instead of updating his style to match his fitter physique
Why the frick is he STILL wearing jorts and oversized suit jackets? It looks so fricking stupid and if I was his daughter I wouldn't want to be seen in public with him
Does he wear jorts and a backwards baseball cap to every event? Does he feel like he is letting down his fans if he wears something more appropriate for the event? Funerals, business meetings, fine dining, weddings, triathlons - jorts and a backwards cap everytime because he is keepin it real.
No, being FAT was his image, and the clothes were cope that came from that.
Now he looks like a nonce who "identifies as inter-generational".
I mean I agree but he wants to be healthier. He’s known as the dorky jorts guy, he can’t just drop that. I think he’s an embarrassing cuck but not for continuing jorts supremacy behavior.
He is proof positive weed makes you moronic. He never smoked it until like the last decade. He immediately became a moron that cries at everything and completely sapped of creative energy.
What exactly is different about his output? It's not like his pre-weed movies are intelligent, or particularly funny. They work for what they are. I'm pretty sure the time he started smoking weed was also shortly after he started podcasting which he made a new obsession; it was also right before comic book men started and that ran for 7 seasons. Maybe he just spread himself too thin amongst a variety of projects that weren't movies. The weed didn't help, but it may have been many things that contributed to a young man's decay over a 30+ year career.
He's one of the most annoying homosexuals ever but he does have talent and has made some really entertaining movies but I checked out when he started putting his fat daughter in everything
He is literally America as a person.
Once had a modicum of talent and drive.
Got lazy and fat, smoke weed and kept releasing utter dogshit product.
Went vegan and eventually lost his mind.
He probably makes that face all the time because someone in the 90s told him once that he looks cool when he does the 'what will I do next to push your buttons'.
>For the movie Red State, Smith and Gordon called their new production company "The Harvey Boys", in recognition of Harvey Weinstein's decision to buy Smith's first film, Clerks, at Sundance in 1994
The guy is passive aggressive, you can notice it in his podcasts or interviews.
I haven't read his comics. Someone give me the qrd of Kevin Smith in the comic industry. I just remember that he wrote a story for the black cat.
I read Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil that Men Do, it was okay. If I remember right, the plot had something to do with a guy teleporting cocaine into people's brains or something
no he's just out of touch dad who doesn't know how to make compelling movies that exist outside of his own little universe
He should have never tried to get out of his own little universe tbh.
Yeah batman year 3 was fricking awful.
He literally molested a little girl in an alley some years back. He had a mental break and confessed while locked up in the psych ward.
Yeah, he invented an "older kid" in previous tellings of this story.
From the guy who remembers everyone's names and where he knew them from and every little detail about their lives, there's this one ""older kid" who was nobody's brother or best friend or uncle's cousin who apparently took him and this girl aside and "made them play doctors and nurses".
There is NO Kevin Smith story where he doesn't know at least 3 generations of each player's family, and at least one extra anecdote about them doing something embarrassing somewhere in their school or neighborhood. Usually involving either poop or cum,
So the guy really abused that girl. Why did he make it public? Were you afraid after Harvey went to jail?
eye above the ear, something to fear
>These eyes want to pOwn your clit/brown/taint-area
jej
He made that horrible He man remake that wasn't about He Man but Teela and Evil-Lyn girlbossing it all over the place. Frick him.
Yes indeed.
Barely recognised him in that picture without his stupid backwards hat on.
He is old and mentally feeble. His awakening to and eventual rejection of pot was but one more indication of Kevin's inability to govern himself. He blows up exactly like a BPD b***h does, but he doesn't have access to female press invulnerability. He has pissed off most of his original fans, and the newer generations just don't care about him. At all. He's a gen-x blip, soon to be memory holed.
I dont understand the permanent shocked face since he went vegan and lost all the weight. Is it because he's do fricking saggy now he would be unrecognizabe otherwise? does a single photo of him exist where he is both skinny and not making this fricking face?
The only pic of him worth remembering is the twitter selfie of him crying about Black panther because it captures how fake he has become. At least when he was fat he was honest about things.
He had that cringy “my wife pwnz my dick” tweet.
Thats an intentional design choice, japs call it sanpaku eyes.
>Makes Batman piss himself & writes rape into Blackcat's backstory.
He's just your typical Gen-Xer, A loser.
No. He reminds me of Anthony Cumia (just the first guy like him that comes to mind, I guess George Lucas is another) though in that he needs an environment that tempers him and balances him out rather than enables him.
why do you morons post this fricking stupid psuedoscientific eye chart, they don't even look different and cannot be replicated or properly tested. it's like when someone here sees an ugly person then immediately post the wikipedia page for fetal alcohol syndrome.
Ugly people are Evil.
FACT!
This guy is so fat he actually waddles instead of walking
How do these people survive in the real world? He must be pretty smart.
>real world
He wrote funnybooks about how Doctor Octopus took over Spider-Man's body and fricked a midget, he's set for life
Superior Spider-Man was a good series to be fair
He has to actually fully spread his arms in order to balance his body when faced with something as simple as stairs.
imagine the smell
I hate fat "people" so much it's unreal.
>Fat talentless israelite gets to keep his job as an incredibly lazy writer at Marvel due to ~~*nepotism*~~
Many such cases
I remember back when they put up these giant inflatable slides in Times Square. I watched Dan Slott go down one and spectacularly crash down at the bottom. Good times.
>Turns She "reddit" Hulk into a prostitute
he's based
Some ugly people are evil but all superficial people are evil.
t. has experience first hand as a model for 10 years and the type of folks who work in that business
sanpaku eyes is bug cope for having slit eyes
He's just an annoying b***h. Bad people are those like Biden, Soros, Newsome, Pritzker, etc. Leftists with power.
>Blames his daughter on why Yoga Hosers failed.
Class act this guy.
I have never seen one of this guys films and wouldn't know he existed if you people didn't keep making threads about him
I loved through the 90s and managed to never watch any of his slop or quinton Tarytortinoa either and I'm proud of that fact
No, just a talentless man who's insecurity ensured success didn't stop him being a loser.
I still give the homie credit for his filmog up through Strike Back. Some of these guys just shouldn't be known beyond their work. I mean, even his core personality isn't that bad and his interviews used to be fun to watch but post-weightloss he's become a weirdo who wears baggy clothes and cries a lot.
He still talks about wieners like he's in the 3rd grade.
HE IS A SHAME UPON THE NAME «KEVIN».
Remember when Kevin Smith and his daughter were guest judges on Dragula?
JORT MAN STRIKES AGAIN WITH SONICHU SHOES
No, why would anyone remember this unless they watched troony shows?
God Kevin looks like he has aids.
Ellen Paige looking good here
God he's so fricking embarassing.
>be fat as frick so only wears big clothing like jorts and hockey jerseys
>loses a frickload of weight
>STILL WEARS HIS OLD CLOTHING instead of updating his style to match his fitter physique
Why the frick is he STILL wearing jorts and oversized suit jackets? It looks so fricking stupid and if I was his daughter I wouldn't want to be seen in public with him
Because that’s his image, I understand why he does it.
No, being FAT was his image, and the clothes were cope that came from that.
Now he looks like a nonce who "identifies as inter-generational".
No. Why the frick would I?
Kek, why does he look the most like an actual vampire?
Does he wear jorts and a backwards baseball cap to every event? Does he feel like he is letting down his fans if he wears something more appropriate for the event? Funerals, business meetings, fine dining, weddings, triathlons - jorts and a backwards cap everytime because he is keepin it real.
no he got israeliteed an cucked, many such cases.
everyone from new jersey is
He’s looking down at camera.
No, but he is a very passive cuck which means he’s susceptible to falling for psyops and bullshit.
I just wonder why people keep talking about him and shoving him in my face when he hasn't been relevant for 25 years
Because he’s cringe now. Same reason people talk about James Rolfe.
I’m pretty sure the show he’s talking about is “Wandavision” by the way.
Stop blaming the herb.
Smoking weed immediately turned him into a cringe tard
I stopped caring about rolfe 10 years ago too as a lolcow.
He wasn’t quite a lolcow 10 years ago. The movie was cringe but he was still respected then. The last 10 years have been the real lulz.
>The last 10 years have been the real lulz.
Qrd?
He divorced his wife and tried to marry his daughter in thailand or something. it was all over the news.
I don’t even know where to begin.
Watch the newest AVGN video right now and see for yourself.
He should cut off his penis.
No he shouldn’t. Nobody should.
I mean I agree but he wants to be healthier. He’s known as the dorky jorts guy, he can’t just drop that. I think he’s an embarrassing cuck but not for continuing jorts supremacy behavior.
the funniest part is him delcaring he hasn't smoked week "in a week" like that's a significant amount of time
Don’t blame the herb.
He is proof positive weed makes you moronic. He never smoked it until like the last decade. He immediately became a moron that cries at everything and completely sapped of creative energy.
What exactly is different about his output? It's not like his pre-weed movies are intelligent, or particularly funny. They work for what they are. I'm pretty sure the time he started smoking weed was also shortly after he started podcasting which he made a new obsession; it was also right before comic book men started and that ran for 7 seasons. Maybe he just spread himself too thin amongst a variety of projects that weren't movies. The weed didn't help, but it may have been many things that contributed to a young man's decay over a 30+ year career.
Weren't at least some of his horror movies supposed to be decent? Some.
he's weird
no he is just a pathetic cuck
He's one of the most annoying homosexuals ever but he does have talent and has made some really entertaining movies but I checked out when he started putting his fat daughter in everything
Kevin Smith met Sarah Gadon once.
He's literally just looking down t the camera you idiot
He named his daughter Harley Quinn, he should be broken on the wheel and set on fire
He is literally America as a person.
Once had a modicum of talent and drive.
Got lazy and fat, smoke weed and kept releasing utter dogshit product.
Went vegan and eventually lost his mind.
I just don't trust a man who cries so easily and so often.
He probably makes that face all the time because someone in the 90s told him once that he looks cool when he does the 'what will I do next to push your buttons'.
>For the movie Red State, Smith and Gordon called their new production company "The Harvey Boys", in recognition of Harvey Weinstein's decision to buy Smith's first film, Clerks, at Sundance in 1994
what did Kevin Smith mean by this?
Im 4
No, you are a good person, go to sleep, and go for your walk tomarrow Kevin, Inpromise you feel feel a little better
he’s always been a proto-r*dditor shitbag homosexual
The guy is passive aggressive, you can notice it in his podcasts or interviews.
I haven't read his comics. Someone give me the qrd of Kevin Smith in the comic industry. I just remember that he wrote a story for the black cat.
I read Spider-Man/Black Cat: The Evil that Men Do, it was okay. If I remember right, the plot had something to do with a guy teleporting cocaine into people's brains or something
yes
I've met him. Can confirm: he's a good dude. I'll be a fan of his forever, even if I can't get into everything he does.
He wasn't a cynical and passive aggressive guy?
oriental pseudoscience
it's not a good look when you're in you're fifties and your entire persona is weed and comic books
SLAM TIGHT PIGGY
His wife's taint destroyed him