a scene from the new movie Saltburn. >One night, he (Barry Keoghan) watches Felix (Jacob Elordi) jerking off in a bathtub and lustfully drinks from the tub afterwards.
not really it's kind of like a more gay and more degenerate version of Dreamers but you know pretty much everything that's going to happen from the first half hour.
Gay degenerate version of Parasite. Poor homosexual infiltrates rich people's life and by the end he has killed the parent and is living in their home.
barry cope. notice how none of the articles say the dick is real. Just that barry was naked. Check the credits - there's a prosthetic designer credited. He's wearing a fake.
>70s-80s was casting weird looking people and some good looking people >90s-00s was casting the hottest people they could find even if they can't act for shit >10s-now is casting alien looking freaks and nigs
It’s weird, because here in Ireland there’s an entire subset of people who live in the inner cities that look exactly like this and they’re the biggest scumbags you’ll even meet. Like mug your grandmother scumbags. Crime-faces I’ve heard them called. Don’t know what it is but you can tell someone’s a real piece of shit just by looking at them. The Chinese were onto something when they suggested facial dimensions could be indicators of criminality I think.
Weird seeing a crime-face become a big hollywood star. He was friends with some high-up guys in the Irish mob so it checks out.
Like this guy? First other bong actor that popped into my mind when reading your post though maybe it's cause I know him from a show where he literally plays that character. We also have crime face in Slavic countries, I think it's a universal thing across countries/ethnicities.
The phenotype is like dark haired, pale skin with hooded almost Asian looking eyes and otherwise very “white” features.
It’s weird because regular Irish people look nothing like this, but there’s no indication that they’re a different race or anything, it’s like their scumbag personality shows physically on their face.
>pale skin with hooded almost Asian looking eyes and otherwise very “white” features
A lot of lower class, violent types look like this. Some other anon suggested fetal alcohol syndrome, where they have Asiatic features, maybe low class scum just have a mild version of it.
>pale skin with hooded almost Asian looking eyes and otherwise very “white” features
A lot of lower class, violent types look like this. Some other anon suggested fetal alcohol syndrome, where they have Asiatic features, maybe low class scum just have a mild version of it.
Its most likely from FAS, drug usage while mom was preggers, and general malnutrition. Also, having a rough upbringing can age you and even change your facial features. There's a reason rich people are generally more attractive than poor people even if they the exact same race.
Barry has a bigger filtrum but that's something a lot of Irish have (that statement is presented without further commentary). But he has the Asiatic eyes associated with FAS, and FAS can exist on a spectrum. If he has it, it might be mild because he seems normal and doesn't have the other Asiatic features associated with it.
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I don't know if asiatic is the right word for it. It's just something that becomes apparent when you see it, like down syndrome.
4 months ago
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The flat facial features (including flat, wide noses that are unusual for white people) and eye shape are similar to Asian facial features, that's just why I was referring to it that way; similar features are present in Down's Syndrome where they also have Asiatic eyes and flat noses. But there are a lot of Irish people with mild FAS features, even if they don't seem to have it. Like in pic related, note his nose shape and the long filtrum. Quite frankly I think the Irish just adapted to their circumstances long term, it's evolution.
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I get what you mean, although I don't think people with this guy's phenotype have FAS, they just happen to look similar. There's a limited number of possible combinations for faces, that's why phenotypes are a thing.
4 months ago
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Barry Keoghan looks almost Uralic.
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Most people in that area are caucasian so it's possible that he has ancestors from there, but Uralic people aren't the only ones who look like that.
Mixed phenotypes are also common, but other times the type is very "pure" and obvious. For example, Neil Patrick Harris and Gordon Ramsay are obviously both Bruenn. Timothy Olyphant is Pre Slavic, and so on.
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NPH another deformed face
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It's not a deformed face, most leading men in Hollywood are just more attractive than usual so when you mix in average looking people they seem ugly in comparison when they aren't
Sometimes it's the nicest dudes who look like this.
Your pic reminds me of Tom from the youtube channel Geowizard, and he's a nice fellow who makes fun adventure videos.
It’s weird, because here in Ireland there’s an entire subset of people who live in the inner cities that look exactly like this and they’re the biggest scumbags you’ll even meet. Like mug your grandmother scumbags. Crime-faces I’ve heard them called. Don’t know what it is but you can tell someone’s a real piece of shit just by looking at them. The Chinese were onto something when they suggested facial dimensions could be indicators of criminality I think.
Weird seeing a crime-face become a big hollywood star. He was friends with some high-up guys in the Irish mob so it checks out.
Pic related: Typical crime-face
The phenotype is like dark haired, pale skin with hooded almost Asian looking eyes and otherwise very “white” features.
It’s weird because regular Irish people look nothing like this, but there’s no indication that they’re a different race or anything, it’s like their scumbag personality shows physically on their face.
As much as I hate these types in Ireland, I’m also strangely thankful for them.
The human body has a thing called a “microbiota”. Essentially every surface of the body is covered with a biome of bacteria. Whenever you come into contact with foreign bacteria that could be potentially harmful to you, it has to first compete with your body’s natural microbiota which will usually kill any outside bacteria, protecting you from infection.
Having a strong community of native scumbags in your country is quite healthy actually. It prevents immigrant scumbags from shitting up your country because naturally the native scumbags are the most virulently racist people imaginable and they just hate-crime the immigrant scumbags out of your country before they can settle.
Ireland is one of the few European countries that don’t have any trouble with the Albanian mob, because the Irish mob made it so they couldn’t get a foothold in the country.
>Is looking weird as frick the key to hollywood fame?
it used to be. there was a time when at least certain actors became famous for having weird faces and made it their trademark. but then hollywood just became filled with model actors and that pretty much all died out. now the best those guys can hope for is being character actors
Yeah but this guy looks like a Chad while his son looks like he should've played Renfield or the Joker. I guess he did play the latter for half a minute so that's something.
maybe. it helps you be more remember-able and stand out. average looking people are easily forgotten. there are some actors that look too much like other actors and people get them confused and one or both are forgotten
Ugly people is just nature’s way of telling you to stay away from them because they’re bad people. I don’t even acknowledge ugly people anymore. They’re not human to me.
Who might this russian man be?
The eyes make him look more Kazakh than Russian I'd say
There's a whole subsection of Irish people that look like this, I'm convinced it has something to do with FAS
didn't this guy lick the semen off of a toilet?
From a bathtub drain.
qrd?
a scene from the new movie Saltburn.
>One night, he (Barry Keoghan) watches Felix (Jacob Elordi) jerking off in a bathtub and lustfully drinks from the tub afterwards.
So is this movie like a gay degenerate version of Get Out or what?
not really it's kind of like a more gay and more degenerate version of Dreamers but you know pretty much everything that's going to happen from the first half hour.
Gay degenerate version of Parasite. Poor homosexual infiltrates rich people's life and by the end he has killed the parent and is living in their home.
** of talent mr ripley / purple noon
Btw this guy has like the best agent, look at his filmography
>Btw this guy has like the best agent, look at his filmography
Must have been the same one Sam Worthington had in the late 2000s
Defenders say Oliver is middle-class. Le Poors weren't harmed during the making
He looks hapa just like that one israelite girl
>looking israelite as frick
ftfy
It's one of many keys
literally me
Same.
I help perpetuate post-soviet depression memes to deter immigration for when first world countries inevitably turn to shit
they have been shit for a long time now
Most British drama schools will let you in if you have a distinctive face, that's why there's loads of actors like that
>British
Well they gotta work with what they've got
Looks like an 1870s-1900s mugshot
He cummed and ate his cum off a toilet lid on camera.
He looks like Joel Edgerton from aliexpress.
He looks like a character from Spielberg's Tintin movie
I like Barry Keoghan
>Distinct face
>This type of body
>Big dong
He has the trifactor of what the powerful gays want. I am so certain he slept his way into certain roles.
>trifactor
Has the webm been posted in any of these threads already?
>big dong
It's a prosthetic
Barry is a transman
there are literally articles out of him saying it was all him and that it felt "freeing" or some shit.
barry cope. notice how none of the articles say the dick is real. Just that barry was naked. Check the credits - there's a prosthetic designer credited. He's wearing a fake.
being too conventionally attractive means that nobody will remember you
certainly makes your headshots stick out
>70s-80s was casting weird looking people and some good looking people
>90s-00s was casting the hottest people they could find even if they can't act for shit
>10s-now is casting alien looking freaks and nigs
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Yes
He has great plump ass and beautiful wiener though
It’s weird, because here in Ireland there’s an entire subset of people who live in the inner cities that look exactly like this and they’re the biggest scumbags you’ll even meet. Like mug your grandmother scumbags. Crime-faces I’ve heard them called. Don’t know what it is but you can tell someone’s a real piece of shit just by looking at them. The Chinese were onto something when they suggested facial dimensions could be indicators of criminality I think.
Weird seeing a crime-face become a big hollywood star. He was friends with some high-up guys in the Irish mob so it checks out.
Pic related: Typical crime-face
Like this guy? First other bong actor that popped into my mind when reading your post though maybe it's cause I know him from a show where he literally plays that character. We also have crime face in Slavic countries, I think it's a universal thing across countries/ethnicities.
The phenotype is like dark haired, pale skin with hooded almost Asian looking eyes and otherwise very “white” features.
It’s weird because regular Irish people look nothing like this, but there’s no indication that they’re a different race or anything, it’s like their scumbag personality shows physically on their face.
>pale skin with hooded almost Asian looking eyes and otherwise very “white” features
A lot of lower class, violent types look like this. Some other anon suggested fetal alcohol syndrome, where they have Asiatic features, maybe low class scum just have a mild version of it.
Is that why every person on the Jeremy Kyle looks like a human had their dna spliced with a pig?
Its most likely from FAS, drug usage while mom was preggers, and general malnutrition. Also, having a rough upbringing can age you and even change your facial features. There's a reason rich people are generally more attractive than poor people even if they the exact same race.
That's not what FAS looks like. It's just genetics. Grooming/lifestyle won't do much to change it.
Barry has a bigger filtrum but that's something a lot of Irish have (that statement is presented without further commentary). But he has the Asiatic eyes associated with FAS, and FAS can exist on a spectrum. If he has it, it might be mild because he seems normal and doesn't have the other Asiatic features associated with it.
I don't know if asiatic is the right word for it. It's just something that becomes apparent when you see it, like down syndrome.
The flat facial features (including flat, wide noses that are unusual for white people) and eye shape are similar to Asian facial features, that's just why I was referring to it that way; similar features are present in Down's Syndrome where they also have Asiatic eyes and flat noses. But there are a lot of Irish people with mild FAS features, even if they don't seem to have it. Like in pic related, note his nose shape and the long filtrum. Quite frankly I think the Irish just adapted to their circumstances long term, it's evolution.
I get what you mean, although I don't think people with this guy's phenotype have FAS, they just happen to look similar. There's a limited number of possible combinations for faces, that's why phenotypes are a thing.
Barry Keoghan looks almost Uralic.
Most people in that area are caucasian so it's possible that he has ancestors from there, but Uralic people aren't the only ones who look like that.
Mixed phenotypes are also common, but other times the type is very "pure" and obvious. For example, Neil Patrick Harris and Gordon Ramsay are obviously both Bruenn. Timothy Olyphant is Pre Slavic, and so on.
NPH another deformed face
It's not a deformed face, most leading men in Hollywood are just more attractive than usual so when you mix in average looking people they seem ugly in comparison when they aren't
Looks like a young Mr. Bean
Sometimes it's the nicest dudes who look like this.
Your pic reminds me of Tom from the youtube channel Geowizard, and he's a nice fellow who makes fun adventure videos.
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Trust me, if you met these types you would not like them
There's all kinds of buttholes but I doubt you can tell by just a mere glance.
of course you can't
real life is much more nuanced
As much as I hate these types in Ireland, I’m also strangely thankful for them.
The human body has a thing called a “microbiota”. Essentially every surface of the body is covered with a biome of bacteria. Whenever you come into contact with foreign bacteria that could be potentially harmful to you, it has to first compete with your body’s natural microbiota which will usually kill any outside bacteria, protecting you from infection.
Having a strong community of native scumbags in your country is quite healthy actually. It prevents immigrant scumbags from shitting up your country because naturally the native scumbags are the most virulently racist people imaginable and they just hate-crime the immigrant scumbags out of your country before they can settle.
Ireland is one of the few European countries that don’t have any trouble with the Albanian mob, because the Irish mob made it so they couldn’t get a foothold in the country.
The unholy trifecta of white trash is Chav for the brits, Gopnik for russians and Wiggers for americans
Hey don't forget bogans
I'm sure there's more equivalents across Europe but those are the 3 general ones
>bogans
>across Europe
?
I know strayans aren't part of the EU, I mean in general across various countries
Bro, you don’t even know what white trash is until you’ve been to Ireland and witnessed Irish travellers first hand.
It’s like Giga-White Trash
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What about bulgarians? I had a plumber from there who's the most aggressive thug i've ever seen holding down a day job.
Slav Turk crossbreed, you do the math
Ask James Bond
You can't be racist against bulgarians, they're white europeans
$50 says that person never read a single james bond book (or any book) and just asked her dad or chat gpt to make that list for her.
Deets on the irish mobs that helped Barry's career?
They didn’t really help his career (that we know). But he was pictured with a prominent mob hitman when he was a teenager
Thomas Fox, was a hitman for the Kinahan crime family and murdered Gareth Hutch the nephew of the boss of the Hutch crime family.
Interesting, thought you guys were joking but apparently it's real.
Probably.
>Crime-faces
That's not what being a "face" means
I personally find the man in your picture very attractive but then again I am a woman -- what do I know right?
You find him attractive because you're wired to be attracted to scumbag types and criminals
and you guys are hard-wired to be attracted to any woman that gives you attention (see my post)
check and mate, as they say in the chess world
ywnbaw
>I personally find criminals very attractive
>btw I'm a woman
No shit
Brits just look strange
Keoghanbros...
Kind of bullshit to put a cute nose in the gender flip, as if the female version of him wouldn't have the same big hideous nose he has.
Still looks moronic uncanny valley
It's the eyes, they show that something is wrong on the chromosomal level
unironically love this phenotype on women
would marry/10
same
>Is looking weird as frick the key to hollywood fame?
it used to be. there was a time when at least certain actors became famous for having weird faces and made it their trademark. but then hollywood just became filled with model actors and that pretty much all died out. now the best those guys can hope for is being character actors
not in Barry's case
he's a great method actor
in fact I'd say he's among the best currently
He looks like the illegitimate love child of pic related and some maid.
Bronson was some cossack or azeri or something like that
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Yeah but this guy looks like a Chad while his son looks like he should've played Renfield or the Joker. I guess he did play the latter for half a minute so that's something.
maybe. it helps you be more remember-able and stand out. average looking people are easily forgotten. there are some actors that look too much like other actors and people get them confused and one or both are forgotten
Ugly people is just nature’s way of telling you to stay away from them because they’re bad people. I don’t even acknowledge ugly people anymore. They’re not human to me.