Is Luke Skywalker the ugliest crier in movie history?

Is Luke Skywalker the ugliest crier in movie history?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just his natural reaction when he finds out that he's half israeli.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Source?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Luke Palpatine
    FTFY
    >inb4 Yidsney shit
    Rewatch the opera scene in RotS. Hell, look up George's earlier drafts of the script.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Luke's original name in the 1st draft of Star Wars was "Luke Starkiller"

      Try harder Pajeet. Gen X know the truth. You can't lie.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always thought Hamill’s acting was bad here. Christensen was a wooden plank and Hamill was a ham.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A ham is always better than a plank.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was Hamill at his best, really. He had a real knack for facial emoting when the script called for it. Bear in mind that ESB was filmed after his motorcycle accident, so he was able to accomplish that while his face was fricked up.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how my brain still identifies these as the same person. That accident fricked his face.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      two different people. bigger luke merely scrapes the surface of the culver city cloning vats

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could be faceblind like the people who think his face didn't change at all. It's just all I see.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never noticed the difference until just now because this is the first time I've ever seen a side by side comparison.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like his post-accident face. Luke is already vanilla enough so him being a bit more weathered and scarred gave him some character.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't even tell the difference, especially in motion from a distance. I figured he just got older between movies. Was he actually self-conscious about a couple scars?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >was he really that self-conscious about the face he spent his whole life being familiar with changing drastically overnight?
          Yes, anyone would be. Imagine knowing what you look like one day and then looking in the mirror the next day and seeing half of it completely changed. That's the kind of shit that can drive a person actually insane.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, his wife and brother talked about it in this biography documentary A&E did. It took him awhile to get over it. I think going right back to filming helped him recover.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like his nose was ripped off and reattached, possibly broken as well. His mouth doesn't has a natural relaxed position, likely also reattached or nerve damage.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can literally see the exact places where he had scars. his nose was clearly broken and I'm sure he had nerve damage, too. but no need to fantasize about parts being "ripped off", anon. plastic surgeons weren't that good back then, hell, they're not that good now either. if some part of him was ripped off you would see scars from that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so apparently fans are clamoring for sebastian stan to play luke in the upcoming ahsoka movie, and honestly, I can see it.

        holy shit his jaw and eye sockets are a completely different shape wtf get this shit off my screen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Empire makes his face getting fricked up part of his story so you don't have to spend the whole movie thinking about how it looks different

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they did at least explain it with the yeti slashing his face at the beginning of Empire

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Umm hello it's a tonton sweaty get with it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the wampa

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd?
      t.zoomer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mark Hamill got in a motorcycle accident after filming the first Star Wars and had to have work done on his face

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd?
          t.zoomer

          Don't listen to him. The original Hamill was killed in that crash for having certain opinions and this guy was brought in to replace him with the excuse that he was damaged. The whole speech Palpatine gives in Revenge of the Sith about the attempt on his life leaving him scarred and deformed was George giving a middle finger to everyone who knows the truth. Never forget.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Car accident but yes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You switched timelines, it was a motorcycle now

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was luke thinking at that moment

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"No, it's not true, it's impossible"

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Mark wasn't such a b***h I'd say he's based for moments like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you realize you ARE globohomo

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pavement really did this poor bastard dirty. He looks like total shit. They should have just had him replaced. It wasn't like his acting made or broke the movie

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Luke Skywalker the ugliest crier in movie history?
    No, this is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Murr?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wonder what was so off about this appearance, was it the makeup, the bad haircut, the lighting, all that combined?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And his teeth, they look fake. Pretty sure this was shortly after his accident too since it happened before Star Wars was released.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is Luke Skywalker the ugliest crier in movie history?
    No. That's impossible.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely up there.

      That's Claire Danes.

      I'd agree but her ugly crying is mostly in television.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's Claire Danes.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Luke in Empire is my favorite character.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get ready to fire Dak
      >uh this thing is broken Luke
      >whatever shoot it anyway
      >*explodes in Dak's face*
      >never mentioned again
      He was a bit of a dick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a bit of a wienery butthole in it despite being bodied at every moment and always in need of rescuing. Relatable.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kisses his sister
      He's literally me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d like to give him this credit but she’s the one that kissed him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luke in RotJ is the best Jedi put on screen

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grey Jedi Luke
        Absolutely. he's even better in the comics.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tobey is the ugliest crier

    Best acting though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Best acting though

      maguire is literally "I'M ACTING: the person"

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no, I am your father
    Does this twist still hold up?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you were isolated from society and saw it completely blind

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vader wasn't even meant to be Luke's father. The original draft had Luke meet his dad in ghost form to help complete his training, and his sister (not Leia) would be found in the third movie. I always thought the twist was dumb and turned Obi Wan into a gaslighting douche.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and turned Obi Wan into a gaslighting douche.
        eat shit you autistic homosexual
        he's literally meeting the son of the man he killed
        what's he supposed to say or do?
        other then guide him and protect him for the 18 odd years he already has
        >oh hi luke btw your dad was a genocidal maniac that I basically ended anyways nice to meet you
        frick off

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, the alternative is to play some fricking semantic bullshit to frick with Luke's head? moron.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            no what they did originally was perfect
            you offputting sperglord

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was cut from the film but there is a recording from one of the takes of Yoda dying in ROTJ where he said he was the one who told Obi-Wan to never tell Luke and that he would have it Yoda hadn’t instructed him to do so. For all the good that does…

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Obi-Wan literally explains why he couldn't tell Luke. He's an adventurous but naive kid who fancies himself a hero. If he found out his father was alive he would have headed out to find him and probably ended up recruited to work for the Emperor. When Luke does find out the truth, what's the first thing he does? Makes plans to go meet Vader and try to turn him good. It was almost disastrous as-is but if he had none of that training he would have been lost to Vader instantly.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the Vader twist, but I hate how ROTJ handles the Obi-Wan confrontation. It's so lazy and timid.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The “a certain point of view” dialogue is awful and clunky. The Leia revelation is similarly awkward and lazy. Some of that is Marquand’s (bad) direction though.

  19. 7 months ago
    Pal

    Luke was just upset he wanted to pull the "you're not my father" bit on Darth but he got beaten to the punch because he wasn't a Jedi yet :3

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not crying. He's in severe pain, and full of rage.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he saw the Disney Shitquels Trilogy

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely can't tell the difference pre and post crash on Hamill, am I faceblind

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. He had a good plastic surgeon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His nose changed a little bit, but other than that, there isn't a big difference. He just got older.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda but his overall face didn’t change much. Nose is the biggest difference but his eyelids are droopier and mouth is puffier.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    his face was fricked up from a motor cycle accident between Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back. he was a 9/10 prettyboy before.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose to Vader
    >lose to Palpatine
    >lose to teenager Kylo
    >lose to Rey
    >lose to padawan Leia
    Luke is the biggest LOSER in the series

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Vader and Luke related?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's Bigger Luke not Prime Luke

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. That's impossible.

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