I don't keep up with Kevin Smith much but I was gonna say he looks like he went vegan. They all have that signature orange leathery look to their skin due to some sort of nutrient deficiency as well as just looking generally gaunt.
His whole face looks bizarrely smooth for a 53 year old man’s. Most 50+ males have a lot of accumulated skin damage. He’s either wearing makeup or God forbid he was dumb enough to try the celebrity skin surgeries and shit.
he looks haggard because he spent almost 50 years morbidly obese and then lost it all in the span of one or two eating nothing but raw potatoes like a fricking animal
Kevin Smith is just another damaged guy like Bill Burr who "made it" and suddenly had enough money to pay a bunch of israelite grifters to diagnose every relationship, neurosis and emotion he's ever had. Then they buy into it like a cult and suddenly you've turned a down to earth human being into somebody who unironically says shit about living their truth and refuses to drink with you because they need to watch their daughter Braxlyyn so their stay at home wife can do fricking NOTHING all evening. Sorry that isn't your friend anymore it's just a mud golem shaped like him but with 40 extra pounds and 1/3 as funny
I was listening to a clip from Burr's podcast a couple of days ago, and he was talking about how "incredible" his wife's taste in music is, and he just started rattling off all the Black person unga bunga hip hop shit that you would expect. Getting married ruined that man. He's basically John Lennon in that Yoko Ono rant that kind of made him famous alongside the Philly rant.
Jesus christ, I forgot that Clerks 3 even existed. I personally liked the note that Clerks 2 ended on, with Dante and Randal coming to own the place that had brought them so much misery. There was something kind of poetic, and I thought bookended the whole Askewniverse thing on a more personal note than the way that Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back did.
The last thing of his that I watched was Red State, but wasn't too bad, but completely blew the ending. It should have actually been the Gabriel's Horn blowing, but then the movie kept going, and went "Nah, it was just a trick, tee hee".
>The last thing of his that I watched was Red State
Tusk was an interesting watch, oddly Johnny Depp was the worst part. Not sure how that happened. Would recommend, especially if you know nothing about the plot.
Is he vegan? That could explain it. It's a starvation cult and causes brain damage.
They're just dopes and they didn't do it slowly and gradually. Instead they did a crash starvation diet, and their skin is still loose and rubbery from stretching all those years.
this i'm skinny and look a decade older
my bf is kinda fat and older than me for 7+ years, yet he still looks 10 years YOUNGER THAN ME REEEEEEEE frick his asian genes this is not fair
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - when Kevin got his heart attack and was clinically dead for the few minutes, he looked over to the other side and saw shit no living man should ever see. He is now deathly terrified of dying, which is why he's all gung ho on nutrition and clean living, so he'll prolong his life as much as he can. This is also why he's crying all the time - he's mentally fricked up from what he'd seen. He's still the Kevin Smith from the 90's and 00's, and yet not. Watching him is fascinating and terrifying at the same time.
Frick if I know, but he definitely went to the other side and got pulled back, and now he's all fricked up and terrified of going back there forever.
>which is why he's all gung ho on nutrition and clean living, so he'll prolong his life as much as he can.
...by being vegan which is structured starvation. And by not exercizing at all so he's this malnourished skinny stick.
>This is also why he's crying all the time - he's mentally fricked up from what he'd seen.
Brain damage from veganism literally causes mental instability.
He obviously doesn't believe veganism is structured starvation (I agree with you, btw). >not exercising
He posts (or at least used to post) a lot of pics of him hiking and doing physical shit.
Im trooning out im trooning out
I'm convinced this fat moron got AIDS
Looks like he took a pozz load from some gay producer so he could get his shitty ass clerks III funded
Almost. After his heart attack he went vegan. Its the vegan diet that makes him look like death.
I don't keep up with Kevin Smith much but I was gonna say he looks like he went vegan. They all have that signature orange leathery look to their skin due to some sort of nutrient deficiency as well as just looking generally gaunt.
They have a desperate, starving look in their eyes too, regardless of how much they weigh.
He's a 53 year old millionaire, I hate this homosexual but it's ridiculous to say he "looks like death".
Kek.
More like VAIDS. He’s boosted to the gills
He looks like he's wearing eyeliner, gay is transitioning.
His whole face looks bizarrely smooth for a 53 year old man’s. Most 50+ males have a lot of accumulated skin damage. He’s either wearing makeup or God forbid he was dumb enough to try the celebrity skin surgeries and shit.
he looks haggard because he spent almost 50 years morbidly obese and then lost it all in the span of one or two eating nothing but raw potatoes like a fricking animal
into a corpse
Honestly he's so sad him dying would be a benefit to society.
This is a picture of him post embalming. Hes dead
social media was a mistake
Yeah this dude got aids/cancer. Like seeing Bams Uncle Don Vito losing all the weight in such short notice.
Kevin Smith is just another damaged guy like Bill Burr who "made it" and suddenly had enough money to pay a bunch of israelite grifters to diagnose every relationship, neurosis and emotion he's ever had. Then they buy into it like a cult and suddenly you've turned a down to earth human being into somebody who unironically says shit about living their truth and refuses to drink with you because they need to watch their daughter Braxlyyn so their stay at home wife can do fricking NOTHING all evening. Sorry that isn't your friend anymore it's just a mud golem shaped like him but with 40 extra pounds and 1/3 as funny
I was listening to a clip from Burr's podcast a couple of days ago, and he was talking about how "incredible" his wife's taste in music is, and he just started rattling off all the Black person unga bunga hip hop shit that you would expect. Getting married ruined that man. He's basically John Lennon in that Yoko Ono rant that kind of made him famous alongside the Philly rant.
>that Yoko Ono rant that kind of made him famous
Always annoyed me that he became famous by rehashing a Stern bit from 16 years ago.
Damn, I never saw that before. Sad.
if you watched clerks 3 you would know he is, most assuredly, not all right.
Jesus christ, I forgot that Clerks 3 even existed. I personally liked the note that Clerks 2 ended on, with Dante and Randal coming to own the place that had brought them so much misery. There was something kind of poetic, and I thought bookended the whole Askewniverse thing on a more personal note than the way that Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back did.
>and I thought bookended the whole Askewniverse thing on a more personal note than the way that Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back did.
yeah, then he made the horrible (yoga hosers and) jay and silent bob reboot. With clerks 3 he somewhat redeemed himself.
The last thing of his that I watched was Red State, but wasn't too bad, but completely blew the ending. It should have actually been the Gabriel's Horn blowing, but then the movie kept going, and went "Nah, it was just a trick, tee hee".
>The last thing of his that I watched was Red State
Tusk was an interesting watch, oddly Johnny Depp was the worst part. Not sure how that happened. Would recommend, especially if you know nothing about the plot.
the heart attack changed him, full on near death experience change. unfortunately, it changed him into someone who should not make movies.
People who used to be very fat often look like this after losing a lot of weight
Yeah, reminds me of Penn Jillette. Losing weight after a certain age seems to skeletonize your face a bit
Is he vegan? That could explain it. It's a starvation cult and causes brain damage.
They're just dopes and they didn't do it slowly and gradually. Instead they did a crash starvation diet, and their skin is still loose and rubbery from stretching all those years.
He actually is a vegan yes
Why is he wearing eye makeup now?
he's transitioning
>Kevin Smith takes a picture where he doesn't look like Crack Den Danny just got told they ran out of crack challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
he's bobby liebling maxxing
damn he doesn't look like he's been crying at all.
what happened to the kevin smith i once knew?
He's old and vegan. Fat disguises aging, so losing it makes you age faster in people's eyes.
this i'm skinny and look a decade older
my bf is kinda fat and older than me for 7+ years, yet he still looks 10 years YOUNGER THAN ME REEEEEEEE frick his asian genes this is not fair
A gay AND a race traitor?
autism is fake. you just need to work on your social skills
looks like Howie Mandell with late stage AIDS
>Is #OurGuy all right?
he hasn't been for a while
I made a few minor improvements to the wojak. Enjoy at you leisure.
That's not even correct. He has 3 whites showing.
Make the eyes bigger and add some light veins
Needs more loose skin
thats why the sharty is down rn
Didn't the admins get outed as pedos
HAHAHA GET WOJAKD homosexual!
Who does Cinemaphile hate more, Kevin or Jonah?
There is no way this isn’t shopped otherwise this homie has AIDS
>using your birthday to ebeg
embarrassing
WOULD YOU REBOOT ME?
I'D REBOOT ME SO HARD!
Looks like hes getting the same shit done with his face that carrot top did.
Jesus is that Carrot Top?
All his comics have a skeevy demoralizing bent to them.
He blocked me on Twitter years ago because I made a very tame joke about Cop Out
DUDE WEEEEEEEEED~
That's not how it works, Kevin.
weed gays are insufferable
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - when Kevin got his heart attack and was clinically dead for the few minutes, he looked over to the other side and saw shit no living man should ever see. He is now deathly terrified of dying, which is why he's all gung ho on nutrition and clean living, so he'll prolong his life as much as he can. This is also why he's crying all the time - he's mentally fricked up from what he'd seen. He's still the Kevin Smith from the 90's and 00's, and yet not. Watching him is fascinating and terrifying at the same time.
What ring of Hell did you think he landed in?
Frick if I know, but he definitely went to the other side and got pulled back, and now he's all fricked up and terrified of going back there forever.
He obviously doesn't believe veganism is structured starvation (I agree with you, btw).
>not exercising
He posts (or at least used to post) a lot of pics of him hiking and doing physical shit.
>which is why he's all gung ho on nutrition and clean living, so he'll prolong his life as much as he can.
...by being vegan which is structured starvation. And by not exercizing at all so he's this malnourished skinny stick.
>This is also why he's crying all the time - he's mentally fricked up from what he'd seen.
Brain damage from veganism literally causes mental instability.
Legitimately terrifying
Third circle of course.
>It rains vomit 24/7.
Fricking metal.
That's more interesting than any movie he's made in decades.
I hope he dies soon.
vaxx status?
Taken and thriving. Do you still live with your mom? Status? inb4 troon rage
Aging Gen-Xers are abyssal creatures.
Test
>wearing eyeliner
>that same b***h expression
I'm so tired of his existence
eyeliner
seriously why is he doing that?
look out Kevin!
Waste the motherfricker
This homie metamorphosing into John Waters. His mustache will shrink into a pencil cut next.
>Rapes a 6 year old when he's 15.
>Blames it on a 3rd party.
a 6 year old when he's 15.
it on a 3rd party.
wasnt that the bobby lee?
You would know troon
Why is he wearing eyeliner?
He's fifty three years young! I kind of want to shoot him.
He's going to Hell because he made Dogma.