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>is so kino no actor is able to pull off a portrayal version of him

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eat the rich!... Spider... Nuff said!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Henry Cavill
    >both British
    >can do deep gravely voice (Witcher)
    >can grow badass mustache

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick youre right anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He hasn't got the charisma and is both too handsome and too swole for Lemmy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what is Hollywood makeup magic
          I do agree with you on the weight/frame though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not really sure what the makeup can do outside of hair and signs of age and the big wart. There's also the charisma and voice. Finding an actor that can pull off Lemmy must be like trying to find a unicorn. Trying to make Cavill Lemmy is finding a horse and aggressively, gracelessly supergluing a plastic horn to a horse's head and proclaiming your quest has been a success.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lemmy was very quiet in most of his interviews, Cavill is not that much taller than him and most of his swollness just comes from what clothing they dress him in and good camera angles.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Lemmy was very quiet in most of his interviews
            Huh? The man was a good talker and did talk. Most quiet I saw him were those two documentaries that showed a day/week/month in his life.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yea wasn't autistic or anything but he wasn't some charismatic room-leading mega chad that Cavill couldn't handle. just watch him on TMS, he said like 2 words in an hour.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Charisma's a pretty wide spectrum. He had in spades even if not always the loudest centre of attention in any group interaction like some self obsessed ass who likes the sound of his own voice. I don't know, any audio of Cavill doing a role that suggests he can at least get the voice?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a Motorhead Tribute band and the Lemmy was good n all but he started talking about how people should get vaxxed and then drunk some evian water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lemmy would have done the same.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No he fricking wudnt have.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I feel he would gotten it, suggested people do the same, but not take some hardline coercive authoritarian stance on it

          Rock and Roll I'd an act, fellas. Also I miss rock and roll.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel he would gotten it, suggested people do the same, but not take some hardline coercive authoritarian stance on it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He drunk a bottle of jack a day. He didnt give a shit about his health.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jack and Coke is kino. Thank you based Lemmy for introducing me to it.

            >vaxcuck is demand it or else no venue
            >Lemmy says frick it and gets the ebin science juice jab so he can play rock and roll

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not a single shit. He almost had a foot removed because of diabetes, and thought it was funny. He conceded by switching to Diet Coke and Jack. He also smoked a couple packs a day, and a couple grams of speed a day. He was like Keith Richards, his body was so polluted the chemicals and drugs kept him going.
            But everything I've ever heard about Lemmy from people who knew him, was how kind he was, how smart he was, and how funny he was. You were truly a friend of Lemmy's if you had a Lemmy story. (I never met him sadly.)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nice little video. Very personable and humble. A big dick swinging Chad like Knoxville is reduced to being a nervous giddy boy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah he would have just put rock n roll spin into it, something like "the people that don't want you to take the vaxx are the same as those parents and teachers who told you not to listen to rock and metal, true rock n roll is about looking out for your brothers, Trump is not metal" or some shit like that. Covid showed me that the majority of these "rebellious" and "frick authority" musicians are just putting on a performance.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think Karl Urban or Sean Bean could make a good job of it. If any figure from the Metal world deserves their own biopic drama, it's Lemmy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bale could pull it off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can see this except for the voice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this except this

      I can see this except for the voice

      you're talking about a literal vocalist, the voice is everything.
      Bale's gravely voice (from Batman) is miles away from Lemmy's.
      Bale is a pretty good singer though judging from Newsies and does frick with metal judging from The Big Short.
      Cavill is still a better fit imo, Bale is a very close second.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >on iron horse, he
    >glady dies

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quite possibly the most based man to ever live, had a massive collection of Nazi memorabilia and also dated black girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His LA apartment was too based for Architectural Digest to do a bit on.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lemmy was truly the last of his kind

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enough autism, post your favourite Motorhead song

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I play a lot of them when I'm working out and Born to Raise Hell hits on a certain level when training, although I always play Sacrifice when doing HIIT. Louie Louie and their cover of Sympathy for the Devil (which mogs the original in my view) for when getting drunk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a more based frickin intro to an album, how do you not get psyched.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also, first Motorhead song I remember listening to as a kid in the car on some mix CD my dad made. When I heard that Lemmy died just poured myself a glass of whisky and listened to it a couple of times among some of his Hawkwind stuff.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya with a moustache

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lemmy's life wasn't that interesting, believe it or not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe not but seemed like a good guy. i remember a dave grohl interview he said when lemmy walked in a room and saw a baby he put his cigg out in his whiskey immediately

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lemmy walked in a room and saw a baby he put his cigg out in his whiskey immediately

        Why would lemmy put a ciggarette out in a kids drink like that, what an butthole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Before joining Hawkwind, he recalled Dik Mik, a former Hawkwind sound technician, visiting his home in the middle of the night and taking amphetamine with him. They became interested in how long "you could make the human body jump about without stopping", which they did for a few months until Mik ran out of money and wanted to return to Hawkwind, taking Lemmy with him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whoa i want to see 2 hours of that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you being disingenious on purpose or are you actually stupid?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Credits roll
    >This plays over a photo montage of Lemmy's life
    Give me the cheques and oscars now

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Biopics are frickin boring
    >oh nooo my favrit music guy died/is too old to perform but at least i can watch a stupid play about his life and see an officially franchised tribute to his likeness and music so i can remember being 22 and not having a beer gut

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cast him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Warwick Davis

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fassbender could do it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's cursed, he's box office poison, Lemmy deserves better

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is McConaughey the actor you can best resemble Lemmy with enough makeup magic? Him performing is a different matter, but I mean visually.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only watched long enough to hear his accent and burst out laughing at that but pretty sure he has no idea about Lemmy/Motorhead or only makes a passing reference he found from Googling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus pick a fricking language. Also why do pajeets clickbait with English titles all the time?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick you i kill you you b***h bastard!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not authentic if there aren't a couple of rails of speed served alongside it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You also need a pack of Marlboro Reds.

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