He can’t be, right?
That’s an earthling thing, and as soon as baby Clark arrives on earth he was invulnerable.
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Is Superman circumsized?
He can’t be, right?
That’s an earthling thing, and as soon as baby Clark arrives on earth he was invulnerable.
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Why the frick would he be? He's not israeli.
Non israeli people are circumsized too
Not usually
Yes usually.
What country are you from?
He's not Muslim either.
His powers took a while to kick in. Take that information in whatever way you want.
>His powers took a while to kick in.
No they didn't.
>first thing they do is to laser a baby's face
Was he always able to talk as a baby?
Yeah, Silver Age Superman spent first few years of his life on Krypton from what I remember. It wasn't until later that he became an infant (post-Crisis, I guess).
It depends on the Verizon. DCAU and MoS didn’t develop powers til later.
Why do you care? Do you fantasize about Superman's dick? Would that interfere with you stroking yourself if he was circumsized?
No, I just think what is Lois suppose to do with all that extra skin if he isn’t.
Could you even circumcise him? He literally stopes bullets
>He literally stopes bullets
The penis is the weakest part of Superman's body, have you ever seen his underwear? There is nothing down there, not even a small lump, it is completely smooth.
That would explain a lot.
Are there anons here who aren’t circumsized?
>are there anons here who aren’t from third-world countries
Wtf, why do South Koreans circumsize their kids?
For a South Korean, body-altering surgeries are like brushing their teeth.
South Korea is basically the US: Asia edition
American influence from the 50's.
Why's Africa so big on circumcisions?
Too much foreskin when your wiener is ten inches or bigger.
Non-meme answer: lots of muslims
practise for when they mutilate small girls genitals
Of course not, he left in a rush when he was a baby.
And I doubt the Kent's had a Kryptonite scalpel
Superman canonically has a foreskin.
That would be a given, this thread is really moronic. Also, this must be the 3rd or 4th time i've seen this thread. Who's the moron obssessed with Supes' foreskin??
You have to wonder what Jon thinks of his father’s foreskin while growing up.
Do americans really think about their father's foreskin?
If their father’s not circumsized……..yes.
Why would superman subject himself to such primitive practices?
Also he has a healing factor so...
Probably. I don't go asking about people's dicks but all my friends who have told me they were uncircumcised have shitty or failed marriages. My older brother who is uncircumcised was constantly going after easy women even some meth heads . Now he's an unhappy cuck sticking around cause she got cancer. I don't know any other circumcised guys so I can't really judge if that's a factor or not but I'm great I guess. The only downside is I only have sex twice a month.
What about your wife's boyfriend? Did you ask her about his dick?
I'm sorry did I strike a nerve? It's just an observation, no need to be so sensitive. I'd think posting on Cinemaphile you'd be thicker skinned.
So does Supergirl like men with uncircumsized penises?
But does Lois take it all in her mouth?