>Is that....Is that a safe and peaceful gated community of my own people?

>Is that....Is that a safe and peaceful gated community of my own people?
>AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS THAT I CAN DO GIVE ME A FRICKING REEF BLOWER

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn’t say that.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >americans be like: this sure looks like a proper way to live and not Hell on Earth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ass vegas
      no one sane lives there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i thought you were talking about washington dc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >things renters say.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Mexican and I'm glad we have one of these in every corner in this shit country... I really don't understand how Americans have to drive one hour to get to a store to buy some chips or anything to eat...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans have to drive one hour to get to a store to buy some chips or anything to eat
        This applies to *maybe* .01% of the population and most of those grow loads of food.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True. I just have to wade through five blocks of torn up sidewalks as semis blare past me going 40, pretty much having to walk out in front of cars to be able to cross the road... all so I can go to a shitty gas station where prices are 1.5x whatever they'd be at a grocery store.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lel poorgay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            get a car you bum

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nta but you shouldn't need to rely on a car to get to literally anything of note, even something as basic as a grocery store.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bum

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Australia's public development and transport might not be perfect but at least I know it tries to avoid shit like this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The average American has to drive 15 mins to get food, meaning they have to set aside nearly an hour of a day just to get some food (which is all poison and makes them obese pant sharters)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you considered buying multiple servings of food during a single transaction and storing them in your home, perhaps in a refrigerator, freezer, or pantry?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do Americans store food in fridges and freezers despite all of their food being chemical slop that never spoils?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Chinese webms aren't real life, except for the ones where their cars spontaneously combust and escalators eat people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that country is pure kino

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                did they died?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, i store my leftover taco bell tacos in the fridge and reheat them the next day. the hot lettuce is a little off putting but they are otherwise still great!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not everybody can afford a refrigerator/freezer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lmfao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is why Amerilards are so unhealthy. They have to bulk buy tons of processed artificial crap in their monthly or semi weekly grocery trip. In european grocery stores people buy smaller amounts of stuff but also make more trips since they are more convenient, so they eat more healthy perishables like fruits and veg

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, onions, potatoes, carrots, lettuce, etc all spoil within days and definitely cannot be kept in refrigerators for weeks at a time.
              You definitely cannot purchase and consume healthy food from a grocery store on a weekly basis.
              You eat cum.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then why dont americans eat their veggies? Even your health agencies say only 1 in 10 adults eat any vegetables.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you believe it is because purchasing produce and storing it in your home for an extended amount of time is too inconvenient or not logistically possible? Because that is what you moronicly implied. I am being serious. Is that what you sincerely believe is the reason? Or do you think it is because most people are lazy worthless fatasses who would rather eat premade goyslop instead? Please do not waste my time with anymore stupid questions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Then why dont americans eat their veggies?
                do freedom fries count?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Then why dont americans eat their veggies?
                cooking is dying and people are too comfortable and lazy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >only 1 in 10 adults eat any vegetables.
                It's ENOUGH not ANY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Even your health agencies say only 1 in 10 adults eat any vegetables.
                use your head for a second and think about how unreasonable that stat is

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              true. good point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forget that, even without quick and fast stores like Oxxo, or the american equivalent, 7/11, in here we dont have (or if we have, dont care) moronic ass zoning laws that forbid anyone from just selling groceries or even just handmade pies out of their home. It's stupid, they complaint all the time about the death of the pop and mom shops but will rape any actual normal guy that actually tries to set up any kind of business without a thousand permits, and far away from their home.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Oxxo, even if they are overpriced
        I prefer to support my local tienditas by buying in those instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mexicans see a 7-11 as a life-changing luxury

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >plan your meals for the week
        >go shopping once a week
        >have some goods that don't spoil that you keep a stock off
        wow moronic beaner can't into planning what a shock

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying your fat incel ass meal preps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Mexican and I'm glad we have one of these in every corner in this shit country... I really don't understand how Americans have to drive one hour to get to a store to buy some chips or anything to eat...

      Australia's public development and transport might not be perfect but at least I know it tries to avoid shit like this.

      The average American has to drive 15 mins to get food, meaning they have to set aside nearly an hour of a day just to get some food (which is all poison and makes them obese pant sharters)

      Hi r/frickcars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up in the country, ten miles from the nearest town.
      I visited my friend who lives in one of these things and nearly had a panic attack, it's just street after street of identical houses. I felt like I was in horror movie or something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Panic attacks are not real and you are a histrionic woman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick do you even do in a place like this if you're a kid? Play in the sand or the basically non existent front yards? Thats a fricking nightmare.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go over to the kid down the streets house and play super smash bros and sometimes touch each others dicks as a dare when his moms not home

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you had to be dared?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know, why didn't they just build a 600 year old mixed use city like those found in My Country in the middle of the fricking desert?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Living in one of the edge houses would be pretty cool tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do they drink?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brown well water

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where are all of the stores?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well yeah, you're living with amerisharts, anywhere will be hell on earth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I fight for no urban planning at home

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the planning of these roads seems moronic af

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but when chinese do something alike its soulles

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it did look boring thoughbeit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the canned bread thing it looks pretty nice, honestly. Squidward did recreational biking, dancing AND was part of a quartet.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entire joke is that Squidward likes Spongebob way more than he'll ever admit to himself or anyone else.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the entire spongebob episode was against White gated communites and pro diversity
    Grim, still hope Tom Kenny wasn't a creep like danny schnider

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Canned bread eater

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love immigration and ethnic food

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it was more that Squidward got too much of a good thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >depicting the monotony of endless suburbia
      vs
      >being an actual pedophile

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I reading a reddit thread on Cinemaphile? Is this some new DNS poisoning attack?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you think israelites in isreal ever go man frick these people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they don't consider them people, they think they are animals.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone one there but squidward was content. If anything, the moral was that squidward is just an unhappy person regardless of circumstance. But go on and keep making this bait thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he probably would've been better off if he could get along socially with the other squidward dudes, but despite all his group activities he seemed pretty isolated still, which made his every day activities much more boring.

      He may hate spongebob and patrick but at the very least they manage to hold his interest with their wacky antics.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yuropoors still complaining about Americans
    RENT FREE

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