I think this show went too far in "normalizing" being a colossal homosexual. It's ok to show that anxiety and fear is normal in some situations but the premise of the show is doug shidding and farding his pants over extremely mundane stuff.
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me too and it was absolutely fricking disgusting. that strange liver grease and the taste and texture, the pungency permeating my mouth. absolutely foul. almost as bad as brain
not that anon but haggis is surprisingly good. I tried it as soon as I moved to Sco'lynd expecting it to be dogshit but it was actually tasty. I was already ok with liver though so it wasn't like my expectations were that low.
NTA
It's more a metallic flat fruity flavour, almost like a child's medicinal tablet.
Man it's been a while. I used to live in the UK but they do have them over here in the imported food section. Might pick one up to remind myself.
"RODGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this episode before. There could be RODGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his giant nose. "I HATE RODGERS" he thought. Patti You're the Mayonnaise For Me reverberated his entire lawnmower, making it pulsate even as the $9 liver and onions circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of RODGERS after dark. "With a lawnmower, you can mow anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
There's an entire genre of "I FREAKING LOVE SCIENCE" tier cope about why kids perceive vegetables to be more bitter / disgusting than adults, but I think it's just americans trying to justify feeding their kids unhealthy goyslop instead of real food. >little johnny couldn't possibly eat a brussel sprout! looks like it's hot pockets again!
Kids do have different palates and a lot of foods are acquired tastes even for adults.
I think there's a fair point between letting kids eat chicken nuggets every meal and force-feeding them pungent/bitter stuff.
Even as a kid I like broccoli and liver.
I only thing I didn't ate as a child was shredded coconut, it tasted and felt like eating sawdust.
Now as an adult I don't mind.
I suspect there is a genetic component to hating coconut. I've always liked it but come Halloween every other kid would throw away all their coconut candy.
I just don't like the grainy texture. It's always unpleasant, you get the same problem with ground venison or too-lean beef, or mealy aples.
Learning that Mexicans like coconut water with choking hazard-sized chunks suspended in it was baffling too.
he said shredded coconut, which IS shit. just super dry. no sugar either and kids are more receptive to sweet flavors. so bland dry flakes just taste like nothing to them. coconut candy though it a different story. a lot of them taste like fricking soap. a lot of coconut things straight up taste like coconut soap. unbearable. i love coconut but hate most coconut products because they taste like shit, hit or miss depending on the batch.
as a kid i enjoyed the coconut popsicle from the ice cream truck and mexican coconut candy, which is coconut flakes (soaked in milk so theyre not dry) mixed with condensed milk and baked
I don't think it's a coincidence that the main complaint about cilantro (also a genetic aversion) is also that it "tastes like soap".
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i can taste cilantro but cant taste ginger. ginger tastes like biting into a bar of soap. smells fresh and citrusy, tastes like literal soap. not ginger soap, jut actual plain soap.
the coconut i think might have more to do with the ripeness and processing because as i said, it depends on the batch. an almond joy might be great one day and shit the next. sometimes they just use bad coconuts that taste like coconut soap
Even as a kid I like broccoli and liver.
I only thing I didn't ate as a child was shredded coconut, it tasted and felt like eating sawdust.
Now as an adult I don't mind.
Desiccated coconut is disgusting. Fresh coconut is actually quite nice.
Reminder that Doug and Chris Chan are the same, both are losers who write power fantasy comics where he uses Pop culture superheroes OC's to defeat their IRL problem and get their sweetheart.
It's actually very sweet and tender if you don't overcook it, albeit a bit metallic due to the high mineral content. The onions add even more sweetness. The people who hate this dish just had shitty cooks for parents.
the only things I'm picky about are mayo, pickles, and ranch. FRICK ranch. disgusting shit for disgusting people. I guess I'm one of those "super tasters" or whatever. I also don't use any salad dressing whatsoever and eat my salads as is.
>FRICK ranch. disgusting shit for disgusting people
That's fair. It's basically like putting spoiled coom on salad. >I also don't use any salad dressing whatsoever and eat my salads as is
Is this bait?
just give me greens and cucumbers and I'm good. don't need any of that vinegar or tart shit people like to douse their food in. another food I dislike is avocado. I guess I am a little picky but these are things that aren't normally on most foods and can easily be substituted out. if I get mayo on my chicken sandwich even if I requested NO FRICKING MAYO I usually just wipe it off and use buffalo sauce or something.
and that's another thing: frick all fast food places that mix ranch with their buffalo sauces. I'm looking at you burger king. frick that shit
I don't get hating mayo, a lot of people seem to have a weird aversion to it but it's just a mildly savory slime that pairs nicely with a lot of flavors. Is it the texture?
it's the taste and smell, and I guess the texture too but but not really since I don't mind a sauce on my sandwiches and burgers like bbq or buffalo. I
buffalo sauce is delicious. I dip my pizza and breadsticks in buffalo sauce. when getting a chicken sandwich I always ask for buffalo sauce on the side to my on it.
I don't get hating mayo, a lot of people seem to have a weird aversion to it but it's just a mildly savory slime that pairs nicely with a lot of flavors. Is it the texture?
no youre just a picky eater. i can also "super taste" shit no one else tastes but everything you listed is fine. ranch is good, mayo is fine, pickles are great.
youre allowed to have preferences. its not that you can somehow taste something others cant, you just dont like it, plain and simple >eat salad as is
now thats gay. youre definitely NOT a super taster if you can stomach shitty fricking lettuce with its weird flavors. now a SPNACH salad with a mustard dressing is the big dicks choice
>flavorless
yeah youre not a super taster. lettuce tastes like shit on its own. it literally actively tastes bad unless theres something else covering the most of the flavor. in a burger its fine. its like, i dont know, not spicy but the odd plasticy flavor evokes a weird "chili peppery" type thing. its bad. spinach is good. spinach and FRESH cabbage. WAY more nutritious too so youre an extra homosexual if you think worthless nutritionless lettuce is good for anything
>lettuce literally tastes like nothing
again, YOU are not a super taster. I am, and i can taste what you apparently cannot. stick to eating your shitty plastcy garbage that provides zero nutrition though, someone has to eat it.
im talking iceberg by the way. romaine is better but just tastes like grass slightly. iceberg is unforgivably bad though
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Anonymous
>iceberg
That's the most bitter green shit people eat
this homie got told by his mom hes a “super taster” because she let him eat nuggies exclusively after every tantrum. holy shit reading this was embarrassing.
your ancestors ate what they had to to survive, in times of excess they ate only the best parts. if you give a hunter gatherer a burger he'll thank you kindly and toss his roasted spleen in the bush.
organ meats taste like shit and they fill you with urine crystals that give you gout
>go to Brazilian place with friends >guy eventually chucks three random lumps of meat on my plate >what is this? >"those are chicken hearts" >try some >it's actually fricking delicious
Seeing a bunch of uncultured Cinemaphile basement dwellers with no pallet try and talk about food is sad and I have second hand embarrassment for all of you
IS THAT PARALLEL PARKING
ARE THOSE EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL SNEAKERS
IS THAT VIDEO GAMES
IS THAT A BROWN SKIN GIRL
IS HE COPYING OFF MY TEST
ARE THOSE NERDS WITH A NORMAL DAD
Considering what the 90s had; Aaahh Real Monsters, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Animaniacs, Recess, Batman Animated, Spider-Man Animated, Pinky & The Brain, Dexter's Lab, Rugrats etc etc etc. Doug doesn't even make the top 20 or 30. It'd be lucky to scrape in a spot in the top 50 maybe but even then you'd be pushing it.
No. This is from an era where american cartoonists could develop animation for television with more ease than before or since. There are plenty of other cartoons from this era with weird sensibilities that would have derilicted the minds of young children, it just so happens the creator of Doug is one of the most sniveling beta oneitis obsessed b***hes of all time.
very expensive, douglas
I think this show went too far in "normalizing" being a colossal homosexual. It's ok to show that anxiety and fear is normal in some situations but the premise of the show is doug shidding and farding his pants over extremely mundane stuff.
doug would sperg out and get mad about shit sometimes, like when he starting obsessing over the foreign kid and when he beat up skeeter.
It created a generation of beta males
My dad and me would always laugh at what a spergy little homosexual Doug was. You weren't supposed to relate to him
There's a reason this went to Yidsney and was quickly replaced on Nick by Hey Arnold!, a far superior show.
There was legitimate reason to believe that a bomb was planted in the lasagna
>thats MY sock their singin about!
wtf did he mean by this
idgi
>to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to watch doug-honk honk
Doug Funny would be the stereotypical npc if he was a real life character
YOU BROKE MY GRILL?
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Liver and Onions is unironically god tier and I ended up trying it as a kid because of this episode.
Those are tapeworms, annon
me too and it was absolutely fricking disgusting. that strange liver grease and the taste and texture, the pungency permeating my mouth. absolutely foul. almost as bad as brain
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Marco Pierre white had Calf liver and onions as a dish at Harvey's,
Never had good liver outside haggis though
How is Haggis anyway? I’ve always wanted to try it but I don’t think we have it anywhere in the US.
not that anon but haggis is surprisingly good. I tried it as soon as I moved to Sco'lynd expecting it to be dogshit but it was actually tasty. I was already ok with liver though so it wasn't like my expectations were that low.
what does irn bru taste like? i imagine its like bubblegum, like the champagne sodas
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It's more a metallic flat fruity flavour, almost like a child's medicinal tablet.
Man it's been a while. I used to live in the UK but they do have them over here in the imported food section. Might pick one up to remind myself.
jesus christ, how can you make onions look so disgusting?
Whenever my wife goes out of town I get absolutely loaded and make heaps of liver and onions with bacon
"RODGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this episode before. There could be RODGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his giant nose. "I HATE RODGERS" he thought. Patti You're the Mayonnaise For Me reverberated his entire lawnmower, making it pulsate even as the $9 liver and onions circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of RODGERS after dark. "With a lawnmower, you can mow anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
that episode of Doug where Rogert sold doug and skeet fentanyl and skeeter overdosed and died
Hey DOUGLATH come kith my penith
The lawyerth are very expenthive!
I don't understand why cartoons pretend that liver and broccoli are the most disgusting thing ever, when it's actually quite good.
There's an entire genre of "I FREAKING LOVE SCIENCE" tier cope about why kids perceive vegetables to be more bitter / disgusting than adults, but I think it's just americans trying to justify feeding their kids unhealthy goyslop instead of real food.
>little johnny couldn't possibly eat a brussel sprout! looks like it's hot pockets again!
Kids do have different palates and a lot of foods are acquired tastes even for adults.
I think there's a fair point between letting kids eat chicken nuggets every meal and force-feeding them pungent/bitter stuff.
Even as a kid I like broccoli and liver.
I only thing I didn't ate as a child was shredded coconut, it tasted and felt like eating sawdust.
Now as an adult I don't mind.
I suspect there is a genetic component to hating coconut. I've always liked it but come Halloween every other kid would throw away all their coconut candy.
I just don't like the grainy texture. It's always unpleasant, you get the same problem with ground venison or too-lean beef, or mealy aples.
Learning that Mexicans like coconut water with choking hazard-sized chunks suspended in it was baffling too.
he said shredded coconut, which IS shit. just super dry. no sugar either and kids are more receptive to sweet flavors. so bland dry flakes just taste like nothing to them. coconut candy though it a different story. a lot of them taste like fricking soap. a lot of coconut things straight up taste like coconut soap. unbearable. i love coconut but hate most coconut products because they taste like shit, hit or miss depending on the batch.
as a kid i enjoyed the coconut popsicle from the ice cream truck and mexican coconut candy, which is coconut flakes (soaked in milk so theyre not dry) mixed with condensed milk and baked
I don't think it's a coincidence that the main complaint about cilantro (also a genetic aversion) is also that it "tastes like soap".
i can taste cilantro but cant taste ginger. ginger tastes like biting into a bar of soap. smells fresh and citrusy, tastes like literal soap. not ginger soap, jut actual plain soap.
the coconut i think might have more to do with the ripeness and processing because as i said, it depends on the batch. an almond joy might be great one day and shit the next. sometimes they just use bad coconuts that taste like coconut soap
Desiccated coconut is disgusting. Fresh coconut is actually quite nice.
Reminder that Doug and Chris Chan are the same, both are losers who write power fantasy comics where he uses Pop culture superheroes OC's to defeat their IRL problem and get their sweetheart.
I need to make one of those Chat AI shitposts with Joe reciting the Internet Lumberjack’s rant at Chris, anyone have the voice to use for it?
Liver is fricking disgusting, I'm tired of telling my mom to stop but she keeps saying it's good for you.
You WILL eat the liver
You WILL enjoy it
It's actually very sweet and tender if you don't overcook it, albeit a bit metallic due to the high mineral content. The onions add even more sweetness. The people who hate this dish just had shitty cooks for parents.
Organ food is very nutritious anon. Just season it and its good enough for what its worth.
some people are just don't get it, I hate the smell and texture
the only things I'm picky about are mayo, pickles, and ranch. FRICK ranch. disgusting shit for disgusting people. I guess I'm one of those "super tasters" or whatever. I also don't use any salad dressing whatsoever and eat my salads as is.
>FRICK ranch. disgusting shit for disgusting people
That's fair. It's basically like putting spoiled coom on salad.
>I also don't use any salad dressing whatsoever and eat my salads as is
Is this bait?
just give me greens and cucumbers and I'm good. don't need any of that vinegar or tart shit people like to douse their food in. another food I dislike is avocado. I guess I am a little picky but these are things that aren't normally on most foods and can easily be substituted out. if I get mayo on my chicken sandwich even if I requested NO FRICKING MAYO I usually just wipe it off and use buffalo sauce or something.
and that's another thing: frick all fast food places that mix ranch with their buffalo sauces. I'm looking at you burger king. frick that shit
it's the taste and smell, and I guess the texture too but but not really since I don't mind a sauce on my sandwiches and burgers like bbq or buffalo. I
>"I'm a super taster!"
>likes buffalo sauce
buffalo sauce is delicious. I dip my pizza and breadsticks in buffalo sauce. when getting a chicken sandwich I always ask for buffalo sauce on the side to my on it.
Cucumber salad is great, I like to mix in radishes, mint, sumac, cumin, and olive oil for a towelhead flair.
Depends on the ranch, I fricking hate stuff like Hidden Valley and Newman’s
I don't get hating mayo, a lot of people seem to have a weird aversion to it but it's just a mildly savory slime that pairs nicely with a lot of flavors. Is it the texture?
It's the vinegar. I don't know why people want that bin juice smelling shit all over their food.
I don't want to eat something that looks like someone shot a load all over it.
no youre just a picky eater. i can also "super taste" shit no one else tastes but everything you listed is fine. ranch is good, mayo is fine, pickles are great.
youre allowed to have preferences. its not that you can somehow taste something others cant, you just dont like it, plain and simple
>eat salad as is
now thats gay. youre definitely NOT a super taster if you can stomach shitty fricking lettuce with its weird flavors. now a SPNACH salad with a mustard dressing is the big dicks choice
>now thats gay. youre definitely NOT a super taster if you can stomach shitty fricking lettuce with its weird flavors.
so you don't like actually like salad and need to mask what is essentially largely flavorless greens.
>flavorless
yeah youre not a super taster. lettuce tastes like shit on its own. it literally actively tastes bad unless theres something else covering the most of the flavor. in a burger its fine. its like, i dont know, not spicy but the odd plasticy flavor evokes a weird "chili peppery" type thing. its bad. spinach is good. spinach and FRESH cabbage. WAY more nutritious too so youre an extra homosexual if you think worthless nutritionless lettuce is good for anything
>lettuce tastes like shit on its own. it literally actively tastes bad unless theres something else covering the most of the flavor
lettuce literally tastes like nothing. love me some spinach though. overall I think you're a homosexual and won't be replying to you anymore.
>lettuce literally tastes like nothing
again, YOU are not a super taster. I am, and i can taste what you apparently cannot. stick to eating your shitty plastcy garbage that provides zero nutrition though, someone has to eat it.
im talking iceberg by the way. romaine is better but just tastes like grass slightly. iceberg is unforgivably bad though
>iceberg
That's the most bitter green shit people eat
this homie got told by his mom hes a “super taster” because she let him eat nuggies exclusively after every tantrum. holy shit reading this was embarrassing.
I put ranch on my pizza
pickles on shit is weird, the whole burger/sandwich tastes like pickles.
RANCH IT UP
Ranch is ranchy because of dill. And dill is great. See tzatziki. Ranch is a low iq/high iq dressing. Med iqs hate it.
>I guess I'm one of those "super tasters" or whatever.
*farts in your mouth*
Even homemade ranch?
jizz? no thats good
I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH
bros I can't do it
I can't eat organ meat. Even when I don't know I'm eating it, I gag and immediately realize what it is.
I can't follow the 10 ancestral tenants
your ancestors ate what they had to to survive, in times of excess they ate only the best parts. if you give a hunter gatherer a burger he'll thank you kindly and toss his roasted spleen in the bush.
organ meats taste like shit and they fill you with urine crystals that give you gout
I got an organ you can eat
>go to Brazilian place with friends
>guy eventually chucks three random lumps of meat on my plate
>what is this?
>"those are chicken hearts"
>try some
>it's actually fricking delicious
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Seeing a bunch of uncultured Cinemaphile basement dwellers with no pallet try and talk about food is sad and I have second hand embarrassment for all of you
you fat waste of space. take the bourdain pill.
IS THAT PARALLEL PARKING
ARE THOSE EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL SNEAKERS
IS THAT VIDEO GAMES
IS THAT A BROWN SKIN GIRL
IS HE COPYING OFF MY TEST
ARE THOSE NERDS WITH A NORMAL DAD
tfw a kite that's light flies just right
>gays that talk about eating the brains of things
enjoy, gays
Do Cinemaphile fry the chicken skin after cutting a whole chicken?
It's delicious specially if you fry it with a pinch of curry.
>fry it with a pinch of dicky
wat?
What shithole country do you live in that curry is a household item?
>Curry can only be found in shithole countries
>india
>SEA
>england
correct
Not enough corn syrup for you?
I like skin if it's fried well but 90% of the time I'm just throwing the thigh pieces into a cauldron of slop, so my dog gets to enjoy it.
That's the best part of having a dog, you can give him all the slop you don't want and he loves it.
Reminder that Roger Klotz and Patty Mayonnaise had sex.
>and then she said "I want you to meet my husband."
there’s a bomb in the lasagna
Like a fool I tried banana and pizza sauce like in Doug.
It was meh
Doug was easily one of the weakest cartoons of the 90s.
Shit take homie
Considering what the 90s had; Aaahh Real Monsters, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, Animaniacs, Recess, Batman Animated, Spider-Man Animated, Pinky & The Brain, Dexter's Lab, Rugrats etc etc etc. Doug doesn't even make the top 20 or 30. It'd be lucky to scrape in a spot in the top 50 maybe but even then you'd be pushing it.
This cartoon was a israeli psyop to turn boys into weak pussified beta males, you CANNOT convince me otherwise
No. This is from an era where american cartoonists could develop animation for television with more ease than before or since. There are plenty of other cartoons from this era with weird sensibilities that would have derilicted the minds of young children, it just so happens the creator of Doug is one of the most sniveling beta oneitis obsessed b***hes of all time.
>liver and onion
>chopped liver
I never understood the jokes, liver is good.
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