Is that really all it takes to succeed as an actor?

Is that really all it takes to succeed as an actor?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 facebook moms start saying coke is a hard drug when heroin and meth are in a league of their own

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope harder junkie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coke is terrible for you and cokeheads are annoying as frick but if you think cole is comparable to heroin in terms of damage and addiction potential then you are braindead

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heroin is not bad at all for the health, it's called Hero-in because it was invented to cure very dangerous morphine addiction and replace it with much healthier heroin addiction, heroin as less opium than opium but it releases it better into your system

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a fricking moron. My dad died due to heroin overdose. He looked easily 10 years older due to his lifelong addiction.

            Don't touch heroin, it's a garbage poison.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He died from sucking too many wieners to pay for it, many such cases

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but whatever it is in your life that makes you lash out like this and try to make random people on the internet feel as bad as you do, I hope it passes so you can become a happier person. Genuinely

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ghost of your father just visited me and he said it was all your fault, what could it mean?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the heroin guy, but merry christmas man. Just hang in there and things will get better

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree with the other guy. I hope you get aids and burn in hell, homosexual.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nta but whatever it is in your life that makes you lash out like this and try to make random people on the internet feel as bad as you do, I hope it passes so you can become a happier person. Genuinely

              I'm not the heroin guy, but merry christmas man. Just hang in there and things will get better

              cringe

              He died from sucking too many wieners to pay for it, many such cases

              The ghost of your father just visited me and he said it was all your fault, what could it mean?

              based

              No mercy for the wicked.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop samegayging, you sad edgelord

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Heroin is not bad at all for the health
            Based opiate junkie heard some other junkie talk about this myth perpetuated by the old guard of junkies who'd think smoking opium was completely harmless, when there is an abundance of research on the cognitive and physiological damage caused by heroin, some of which is permanent in heavy users. Meth and crack causes much more harm to the user than heroin but that doesn't mean "it is not bad at all for the health"

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Constipation is generally the most serious side effect of opiate use

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not all side-effects are immediately noticable. Just like with crack and meth, the damage to the users brain, CNS and overall physiology compounds gradually over time and gets worse and worse. It takes a little time for the user to look and feel JUSTed, but it always comes

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like that dwarf Destiny. He has the worst cotton mouth now because of all his drug use.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Coke is far, far worse health wise than heroin

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coke is a monster. Meth and heroin are much bigger monsters, so they are considered hard drugs. Stating this fact doesn’t mean you love coke, you autist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope harder junkie

      Why couldn't Leo just specify the drugs instead of fostering this divide?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leo is a known cokehead and pothead, and there is an overflow of coke at every single LA party so he probably thought it would be obvious

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        leo even snorts the stuff at award shows without a care in the world so i think we already know how he classifies coke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coke sucks and you’re a fricking moron to still be doing that shit in 2023. It’s the type of drug hookers that listen to trap music like.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that was very specific, anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        molly is the only other party drug that compares and you feel like shit for a week afterwards and cant use it more than like 5 times a year maximum. i dont party anymore but what else are people supposed to use to turn a party up to 11? or are you saying all people who party hard every once in a while are morons?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I party hard fairly often and I don’t do a single drug (yes that includes caffeine and alcohol).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Coke sucks
        What an insanely dogshit opinion. Cocaine is fricking amazing. Like every other drug, just don't be a fricking daily use addict, and it's fine. I do coke like once a year, and it's literally NEVER been anything but a great fricking time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marijuana is the best
      >BUT DUDE YOULL BE ASSOCIATED WITH LE EPIC STONER CULTURE
      frick off homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weed is great if you have your life in order and you’re not high more often than you’re sober. People who are in shitty positions in life become complacent with their shitty life from weed and that is obviously not good. If you work at McDonalds you shouldnt be doing any drugs at all before you have fixed your life

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a reasonable take, I agree

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People who are in shitty positions in life become complacent with their shitty life from weed and that is obviously not good. If you work at McDonalds you shouldnt be doing any drugs at all before you have fixed your life
          That's the real take with weed and a definite problem with it. You're very capable of doing it all the time and living your life and it makes you feel perfectly okay with being bored and useless.
          It's fun to get stoned hanging out with the boys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to have a death wish to be doing coke or any other street drug in the year two thousand and twenty three while residing in the USA

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought coke is a hard drug and heroin is a liquid drug

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The journo has omitted the third advice:
    "step on a crystal cup and yell "MAZHEL TOV" after rotating and wrapping your tongue around the right producer's bunch of grapes"

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And it only took Leonardo a metric assload of Oscarbait movies to finally get one for The Revenant and that one one was mostly for sheer tenacity, risking his balls getting frozen off and everyone getting sick of him trying.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sinister island
      >inception
      >django
      All stellar jobs, particularly django, which was oscar worthy and completely robbed by Daniel day Lewis on Lincoln because people keep riding his fart.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if they weren't so focused on Black folk and women, he would've gotten the oscar sooner.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming cocaine doesn't qualify as a hard drug in Leo's mind.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    On 2 litres of coke a day, I don’t even enjoy it, can’t shake the habit though I’ve been on it since I was 5

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drank 2 litres a day for like 7 years when I was a gaymer. Can't believe I didn't get diabeetus or turn into a fatass. Never even got any cavities

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also, if you really want to quit, switch it out with carbonated water with whatever flavor you like and coffee to get your caffeine fix. 2 weeks of your body and brain throwing a little hissyfit and you're good. Withdrawal symptoms are fricking tiny compared to even nicotine so you just need a little bit of willpower

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I drink 7 cans of diet coke a day

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy the asscancer when you’re 45

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol more medicare funded lube n probes for me bro. learn to play the game homie

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for the laugh breh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      been there, done that. trust me bro, quit right fricking now. excessive amounts of sugar for a long time makes you age horribly and there’s no coming back from that shit. drink coffee instead if you need caffeine to stay alert

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked.
      Switch to Coke Zero. You won't get cravings and sip it slower.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he mention superhero movies because Spiderman ruined his best friends career?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Most likely answer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It solidifies that hero movies are a gamble

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't spider-man solidify tugboats career though?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that was Seabiscut.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well that and be a bootlicking Zionist pig like old Timmy there

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune has all the trappings of a super hero movie too as far as acting careers will go for him. He's just gonna get lucky if Dune never reaches the height of popularity of stuff like Batman/Harry Potter/Pirates of the Caribbean etc

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chalamet literally lost the role of Spiderman to Tom Holland lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chalamet literally lost the role of Spiderman to Tom Holland lol

      It's for the best. Look at Tom Holland. Forever stuck as Spiderman for 20 movies, and stuck with his man-baby image. Any movie Tom does outside of Spiderman is a failure.

      Meanwhile Chalamet has done Hostiles, The King, the Dune series, and others. His star is only going to rise further.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you exceed the below, you have a drug problem and it's time to slow down:

    >Heroin, Meth, Crack: NEVER. Not even once
    >Benzos: NEVER recreationally. Only for very targetted use like treating jetlag or stim comedowns
    >Coke: Max 2-3 times per year
    >Mushrooms/LSD/Ketamine: Max 4 times per year
    >Alcohol: Max 2 times per week
    >Weed: Max 2 times per week

    Let the drug addict seethe commence.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's your stance on MDMA/ecstasy/molly anon?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually looks surprisingly good. i would cut alcohol down to max once a week though. where does molly fit in here?

        I forgot that one, kek. It drains your entire serotonin reservoir and it takes on average 25-30 days for that to refill, so doing it any more than once a month is asking for brain damage.

        Molly is a tough one. I feel like a lot of people use it for like year during their rave phase and then stop completely. But for regular people who aren't 18 year olds experimenting with raves, I'd say max 2-3 times a year(preferably spread out as much as possible) is responsible

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          good summary. molly is one of the most harmless drugs, almost similarly to weed, when used rarely. but if used often, before your brain has had a chance to recover, it can nuke your serotonin levels for life and force you to stay on a wienertail of antidepressants. before people could google everything, a lot of ravers would take it several days in a row and those people are fricked now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually looks surprisingly good. i would cut alcohol down to max once a week though. where does molly fit in here?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alcohol: Max 2 times per week
      >Weed: Max 2 times per week
      wew lad you're actually being very lenient here
      that's an alcoholic and a pothead

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        strict weekend-drinkers and weekend-smokers don't really have a big problem though. it's when they start indulging on weekdays that the ship starts to head in a dangerous direction

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the quantity, especially for alcohol. You can have like one bottle of beer at the end of the day or you can get comatose drunk every weekend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based list, anon. thats literallly how i do it as well

      what's your stance on MDMA/ecstasy/molly anon?

      probably pretty much same as LSD. not more than 4x a year

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Coke: Max 2-3 times per year
      >Mushrooms/LSD/Ketamine: Max 4 times per year
      I do none of the shit you listed but the truth is it doesn't matter. We all secretly would give up alcohol or take up drinking if it meant we had a girlfriend and a job.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 36 and I've never done any of those, except acohol maybe once or twice per year (a couple of beers or wine). Sounds like some junkie shit to me.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good for you. Not everybody likes to party and that’s fine. A cold glass of milk and watching Jeopardy reruns with mommy on saturday is more up some 20-25 year olds alley

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there exists a lot of room between being a junkie and being a complete shut-in who is allergic to fun. most young people experiment a little with soft drugs and are able to balance that line without turning into junkies or alcoholics

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only there you could take occasionally is coke
      but only the sugar cane one, avoid corn syrup

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he forgot to tell tim about "no 26+ yo elderly women" either

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > no hard drugs
      > so capeshit

      Also, never bang a chick under 25.

      He's not wrong.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > no hard drugs
    > so capeshit

    Also, never bang a chick under 25.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the chart that made twitteroids seethe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gisele > Bar > Camila > Erin > rest

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      counting the women he dated when he was in his 20s himself is crazy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's just because they start begging for babies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women near or over 25 who are in a relationship with you will start continuous, endless arguments about marriage and having kids. They will do this unapologetically and will totally abandon empathy to do it

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's morally right to kill drug users

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about one of the most physiologically harmful drugs of them all: alcohol?

      Do we just let that one pass?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who decides what's a drug and what's not? What about coffee?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you want to take Leo from us? He’s a good boy who just likes to party

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That and nepotism

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12896085/amp/Lucy-Letbys-fans-send-Christmas-cards-killer-nurse-prison.html

    >people seething at Lucy getting Christmas cards
    A season of hope, giving and forgiveness, terrible state of affairs.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Dune a shitty Power Rangers movie?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is actually great advice, short and easy to remember in sort of a casual conversation with someone who probably doesn't give a shit what you have to say and he knocks the 2 biggest balls out of the park

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It works for everything. You need a better job? Avoid hard drugs and superhero movies. Can’t get laid? Avoid hard drugs and superhero movies

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he caused a spike in Chlamdya cases in NYU once.

    Chalamet is fricking based

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune is literally about perfecting a superhero.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brainlet take.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can see all possible future outcomes. How is that not a superpower?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dune is literally about perfecting a superhero.

          >muh superpowers
          Paul is the result of careful breeding and a prophecy planted thousands of years in advance so that he'll be seen as a messianic figure. Dune is as much a superhero story for Paul's prescience as a Superman comic is a matador story for Clark's red cape.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leo was clearly talking about capeshit movies here.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    does this prevent (early life) producers to diddle when you are a child actor?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trust fund band

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No hard drugs

    Thanks, never would have figured out that one on my own.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Young and wealthy is a toxic combo for a lot of people, especially in a super degen city like LA where pretty much everyone uses some form of drug while socializing and they offer it to eachother to make friends. The path from snorting coke on the weekend to trying meth once is short so these young actors genuinely need to be told about common sense and to say no to people who offer them meth, no matter how industry-connected they are or how much you want them to be your friend

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The quote is more about a family friendly image that an A-list movie star is required to have. Leo still had "pap pix" of being so drunk some young model was fondling his ass crack on camera.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They both promote Climate Change as an issue requiring policy changes as funded by taxdollars. Why do you think the "top star of their generation" happens to take on this task?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk what the big deal with meth is, I did a few milligrams orally every few days for productivity and it was like Adderall but better. People that become tweakers are just weak willed morons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A small dose of meth is basically just adderall. And adderall is to meth what coke is to crack. Or a mild opioid pill to heroin. Technically the same thing but one hits you 10-20 times harder than the other, and that extremely intense euphoria is what people become addicted to

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is dunc not a superhero movie?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of very successful actors have done superhero movies without hurting their careers, they're obviously not harmful. Is he just mad that he never got to be in one?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those actors were successful before the superhero movies, and did superhero movies back when they only did maybe 1 or 2 a year.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is Timmy cleared to do capeshit now that he already found success in other stuff?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He shouldn't do capeshit because the contracts for Marvel movies tends to force actors to sign 5-10 year long contracts that force them to do superhero movies back to back, especially when they're famous as frick. He'll destroy his career if he does it.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Agree that coke and alcohol can be very dangerous, but you’re doing people a disservice by lumping them in with heroin and meth. Completely different beasts and if you lump alcohol/coke into the same category as those actual hard drugs, a lot of dumbfricks will make the jump over to the hard drugs because they used alcohol and coke without incident and think the dangers are similar when they’re not anywhere close. And coke is nowhere near as addictive as meth or heroin. Like 15% of coke users develop a habit. 12% of American men are alcoholics so similar levels of addiction there. For meth and heroin it’s closer to 50%. Just one time is enough for a lot of people. They dont belong in the same category

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is moronic, anyone who has done them will tell you coke gives cravings like a motherfricker compared to anything from else. Especially compared to opiates.

      I can take or leave most drugs but give me some coke and im a demon until it's all gone.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        People experience different drugs differentely. Just because I can stop drinking after 2 beers with zero effort does not mean everyone experiences that. Alcohol is very addictive, just not to me. Some people are instantly hooked to opiates and some people are instantly hooked to amphetamines. People are different. Using anecdotal experiences as evidence for how addictive a substance is for anyone who tries it is peak midwit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but stimulants are also much more dopaminergic than opiates. They're objectively more addictive.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you are among the 15% of people who can’t handle coke without turning into an addict. i am among the 12% of people who can’t handle alcohol without turning into an addict so i just avoid drinking instead of preaching to the 88% of people who can drink in moderation that they should stop. simple as

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not preaching for the 1% chance you save multiple people's lives from the inevitable car accident, drug shootout or long prison sentence
          Scrooge.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You act like “addiction rates” are scientific facts across the board. If we took 100 people and poured alcohol down their throat every day for several months, those that exhibit addiction would be much higher than 12%. If the only place you could get access to cocaine was in trap house drug dens where binge use is encouraged along with a social circle consisting of the dregs of society, then your addiction rates would be much higher. This is true as evidenced by crack. Similarly, if meth was expensive and culturally marketed towards professionals to use as a party drug like cocaine is, you’d see much lower rates of addiction. This has been the case before, as mentioned before meth used to be much more exotic and rich people used it to enhance sex.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was addicted to coke 4 years ago and kicked that habit pretty quick, the withdrawals were pretty miserable tho. Alcohol is a lot harder to rid yourself of but it's still possible.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not true at all- you missed the point where I said the harm of cocaine is mitigated by the culture. Cocaine has a much more casual and supportive culture around it that encourages occasional use by otherwise successful people that makes it appear less harmful. But if you’re using meth or heroin, there is such a stigma on these drugs that you must be already in a dark place and very bad circles and thus much more likely to spiral out of control. 60-80 years ago amphetamine use was much more common and casual and didn’t have the stigma about it, and while there was harm it was not like it is today. Similarly, there are places in the world where opium use is much more common (like Iran) and doesn’t have the same degree of harm like it does in the west. And yes you can absolutely equate meth with amphetamine, just like you can lump in crack with powder cocaine. Once again, crack is the same drug, but if you’re in the life situation where you are using crack not only are there going to be very few supportive people around you it’s likely going to be the opposite and you’re going to spiral. if cocaine were only available in the margins of society, associated with psychos and criminals and very cheap, like meth (or crack), we would have the same problem. Likewise there actually was tons of casual meth use in certain scenes in the 80s and 90s without bad outcomes (third eye blind, the crystal method) because it was seen as sexy designer drug and not for disgusting poor people as it is now.

      tl;dr, cocaine is just as bad as meth if not worse, it is the culture of use that surrounds it that makes it only appear to be less harmful.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yes you can absolutely equate meth with amphetamine, just like you can lump in crack with powder cocaine.
        Stopped reading here. Even though they are technically the same thing, one hits you 10 times harder than the other and that matters a lot when it comes to potential for addiction. Are you seriously denying that shooting heroin once would lead to the same rate of addiction as people popping a 5mg oxy? Or that meth leads to the same rate of addiction as smoking meth? Batshit insane

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Or that meth leads to the same rate of addiction as
          Adderall*

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but I’m saying it’s a continuum not black/white. That’s like saying vodka is more addictive than wine, it’s the same drug and people escalate it either quicker forms or higher doses. Most people start out popping oxy or sniffing heroin then progress to injection. Most people start out sniffing coke then progress to freebasinf/crack/injection (lookin at you Charlie sheen/Richard Pryor/RDJ). Differentiating between route of administration is smoothbrain status as if we didn’t have the more “casual” methods of use most people would never progressive to smoking cracking/injecting/chugging liquor due to the stigma and barrier to entry

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tl;dr, cocaine is just as bad as meth if not worse, it is the culture of use that surrounds it that makes it only appear to be less harmful.
        Although your point about culture seems plausible, there was a chart circulating, comparing the dopamine release of various drugs and meth had a lot higher levels than coke. If that is indeed the case it would be more addictive and also more damaging, due to frying your brain worse. So it could be both, these two are not mutually exclusive.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meth releases 3-4 times more dopamine than coke. And data shows that meth has a 3-4 times higher addiction rate than coke. Coincidence? Yes according to the guy you replied to. No correlation at all

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >”addiction rates”
            >cmon guys just believe the science! there’s no chance these things are fluid and influenced by culture, genetics, availability, and criteria for addiction!
            >BELIEVE THE SCIENCE!
            frick off dipshit you have to be 18 to post here

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you defending meth?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not I’m trying to take cocaine down a peg because of homosexuals who think it’s cool cus of synthwave

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Drugs aren’t that simple, cocaine also greatly increases serotonin unlike meth which plays a major role. Only anectdotal but every story I’ve ever heard from any drug person has been that smoked/injected cocaine produces the most intense euphoria possible, beyond heroin or meth or anything else.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Superhero movies
    Why not? You are already selling yourself, might as well get a ton of cash for little acting. Plus, with all the Disney money you can safely retire and spend your days making shitty artsy film noone but a couple of fart-huffing elitists wouöd watch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >.t israeli agent

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen, there nothing more pathetic than an actor pretending he has artistic integrity when working in Hollywood. The best thing anyone can do is take on a lucrative gig and get out.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you havent lived, where do you draw inspiration from?

    Check mate, chief.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea so he goes to do a fricking Willy Wonka movie, good job moron, nobody remembered the movie 5 minutes after watching it.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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