>Is that The Smiths?

>Is that The Smiths?
How do you respond without getting fricking obliterated, cucked and chucked for the next year and a half?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would ignore her, and that's what no one did.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is never funny but keep posting it anyways

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen it work a few times but it's gotta be absurd.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >who?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some girls are bigger than others

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could have strangled her

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There were times when I could have strangled her

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No its not The Smiths. I wouldn't never listen to that homosexual ass band lmao. I'm listening to the Tekken 2 original arcade soundtrack. You won't have heard it before. Now, unless you're going to let me frick you in my apartment right now, please don't disturb me again.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Now, unless you're going to let me frick you in my apartment right now, please don't disturb me again.
      pixie manic dream girl sisters how do we back down from this..?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes. *puts headphones back on*
    >i love the smiths!
    >silently nods and smiles, then turns away facing straight until i reach my desired floor at which point i immediately leave in silence

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Naw I only like Morissey’s solo stuff

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "No it's the soundtrack to Shooter. Who are the Smiths?"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I meant The Killer

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's Megadeth

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      True incel reply

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care. I like them and who cares what some random woman thinks about my music taste

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        my genuine reaction when my cousin tried to show me Memphis May Fire

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with metalgays is they have the mindset of "my music is better than yours" which is the mark of a moron

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't listen to The Smiths. I would just mow the lawnl. And that's what those heroes did.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got into a relationship with a smith fan once; she was autistic, wouldn't recommend

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk answer just like he did in the film frick her good and when she says she doesn't want a relationship frick her best friend too

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She only likes the smith's because of a previous boyfriend. All women derive their personalities from previous boyfriend. If you engage with them on some shared interest, you are really only engaging with their previous fella which, when you think about it, is extremely gay. Best option is to ignore her STI (sexually transmitted interest) in the Smiths and then either ignore her entirely, or forge a new interest for her to someday display like one more quirky character attribute.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Last woman I was hitting on (and hiding at first she had a bf btw) was shilling a singer that usually women don't really listen to all of a sudden even though she was just a plain mainstream girl.
      Turns out it was her bf after discovering his social media and finding out she had a bf.
      Women can't think or like anything for themselves they're always influenced. And their first boyfriends really make a number on them, they end up building a whole personality around them and liking what they like + spiting all their talking points

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    women are truly witches

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Yorke actually. If you would have paid close attention you would've noticed he reaches on octave lower than he did on his last solo effort. It's like he's taking you along for a dive to the Mariana Trench, The burping symbolizes the radar beep from some crew that died down there. I listen to it as a gentle reminder of how awesome Jim (I call him Jim) Cameron is. I'm just glad he reminded us of the dangers of deep sea diving. Is this the first floor? This is me. Anyways: it was nice talking to you.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's The Sneeds

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I like Summer who likes Elliott Smith

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: kissless virgins

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lifeguard
    >Lifeguard, save me from life

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