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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not my absolute favorite but it has the cutest final girl.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jason be like

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not like that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best out of the first 3? I watched the trilogy last week and these movies are boring. I don't think I like slashers unless the killer has a personality like Chucky or Leprechaun.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both Jason and Pamela have personality.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Oh? What're you going to do? Shoot me?"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love the wienery way Jason drops the spear gun. He was genuinely evil in this movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the trilogy
      wtf is this shit
      you know there's a Final Chapter before the New Beginning
      and also who gives a frick what you like moron

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to watch this but the 3d aspect was too distracting. Of the ones I've seen I'd rank them Part II>Part IV>Part VI>Original>PartVIII>Part VI

    The remake was absolute shit. Nothing close to the vibe of the originals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to watch the Cinema Snob 3D extravaganza episode, it's a good time

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the one where Jason rapes? Not muh Jason.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie never says it was actually rape. Jason attacked her in the woods, and the "trauma" Chris has is a metaphor for rape.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still quite a sadistic Jason taking in mind she showed her his face when he had her cornered, Vorhees cleary remembered her

    • 7 months ago
      From the slums of bhingari

      Friday the 13th pajeet edition

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched them all over the weekend.
    Shit
    >Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
    >Jason Goes to Hell

    The least interesting part of Manhattan is the part he gets to Manhattan. Which is basically just a bunch of alleys and a sewer. It looks like some nutjobs idea of what Manhattan actually is. The boat stuff is pretty interesting and I think it would've been better off to just keep them on the boat. Jason Takes a Cruise.
    Jason Goes To Hell is by New Line, and it's just completely different from the others in a bad way. The effects are nice, but the plot and everything fall flat.
    Most importantly, the higher you get the less breasts you see and that was always the charm. Jason is an incel, afterall.

    Ok tier
    >Friday the 13th Part 6
    >Friday the 13th
    >Friday the 13th Part 7

    Decent outings, Part 6 is the one most people remember but it's pretty censored compared to the rest (no breasts at all in this one). Tommy at least does more here than he did in V, but even then, the character kind of peaked with IV. 7 is like Carrie vs Jason which works at the end but the chunk of the cast is very forgettable. For sure his best look though, with the spine showing.

    The first, is a Halloween remake and you miss a lot of the kills. It's a slow burn as well. Betsy Palmer is great, but you only see her for like the last 15 minutes. Amazing ending, and you see the start of the template here, but that gets perfected with 2 and 3.

    Schlock
    >Part V
    >Jason X

    Part V gets a bunch of hate since Jason is technically not in it, but this movie is fricking hilarious. It's basically "Jason" vs Texas Chainsaw Massacre cast. Everyone is fricking nuts or bizarre. Completely campy and stupid, but nudity and gorelore! I think if you were putting any of them on at the random, this one should be it because it goes by fast and gives you all the hits. I like the "not Jason" thing as well. Tommy does suffer here because he kind of just meanders about until the end.
    (cont...)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jason X, is kind of like Scream + Friday the 13th. I can see why people hate it, but bear in mind, this was made post scream, so a lot of horror films at the time basically parodied the slash concept. It doesn't take itself seriously at all and is pure 98-2001 fun. If you weren't born to witness it, you'd probably think it sucks, so that's fine. No breasts in this one.

      >Good
      Friday the 13th Part IV

      Introduces Tommy who becomes our protagonist for the next three films. Has a memorable cast of characters, breasts, Jason getting some gruesome kills, that's really all you want out of these movies and it delivers. Jason gets his ass kicked at the end as well, and that's always nice to see. Gets really bizarre once you watch the others and realize they dropped the Tommy becomes like Jason stuff for the next two films.

      >Great
      Friday the 13th Part 2
      Friday the 13th Part 3

      Hard to pick the best, but I tend to think part 2, because 3D keeps trying to remind you that this movie is in 3d. The formula from Part 1 is perfected here. While Jason gets his mask in Part 3 which becomes the character. Part 2 perfects everything from Part I, while Part 3 picks up on all the good shit from Part 2. Whenever I watch Part 2, I always just watch 3 right after. Both have a great balance of solid casts, breasts, gore. You can't reinvent something that just works. Whenever any of those is lacking, it's always a pretty bad Jason movie. These are as close to quintessential viewing as you can get. I recommend 3 for the Hockey Mask, if you can only watch one of them.

      All in all, pretty fun weekend. They worked for the time but probably wouldn't today. Shit, I would say the films in the late 80s kind of feel mistimed. Like, this wasn't how teenagers in the late 80s would speak or do things. The earlier entries capture that better.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jason X, is kind of like Scream + Friday the 13th. I can see why people hate it, but bear in mind, this was made post scream, so a lot of horror films at the time basically parodied the slash concept. It doesn't take itself seriously at all and is pure 98-2001 fun. If you weren't born to witness it, you'd probably think it sucks, so that's fine. No breasts in this one.

      >Good
      Friday the 13th Part IV

      Introduces Tommy who becomes our protagonist for the next three films. Has a memorable cast of characters, breasts, Jason getting some gruesome kills, that's really all you want out of these movies and it delivers. Jason gets his ass kicked at the end as well, and that's always nice to see. Gets really bizarre once you watch the others and realize they dropped the Tommy becomes like Jason stuff for the next two films.

      >Great
      Friday the 13th Part 2
      Friday the 13th Part 3

      Hard to pick the best, but I tend to think part 2, because 3D keeps trying to remind you that this movie is in 3d. The formula from Part 1 is perfected here. While Jason gets his mask in Part 3 which becomes the character. Part 2 perfects everything from Part I, while Part 3 picks up on all the good shit from Part 2. Whenever I watch Part 2, I always just watch 3 right after. Both have a great balance of solid casts, breasts, gore. You can't reinvent something that just works. Whenever any of those is lacking, it's always a pretty bad Jason movie. These are as close to quintessential viewing as you can get. I recommend 3 for the Hockey Mask, if you can only watch one of them.

      All in all, pretty fun weekend. They worked for the time but probably wouldn't today. Shit, I would say the films in the late 80s kind of feel mistimed. Like, this wasn't how teenagers in the late 80s would speak or do things. The earlier entries capture that better.

      Generally based take.
      Part II is the best, Part IV is better than you give it credit for. Part III and Part I are a good pairing in my opinion. A few parallels in them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Part V
      nope, if a PoC is in it for anything more than a minor background character, I'm not watching it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, the character is so forgettable and you get wet sloppy rain breasts in a shirt. Nobody is looking at Reckless at that point.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jason goes to Hell is fantastic for one single reason though: the hilarity of the heart eating scene in the morgue.
      Really needs a clip where it's set to some lovemaking music.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The effects are nice, and I don't mind VIII and IX that much. They're bad, but they had decent ideas going for them, just executed poorly. I actually hate the intro the most because the credits go on for a fricking eternity. But yeah, that scene is hilariously stupid and it comes at the end of the intro.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason X is by far the best imo, when you try to make these movies scary it just doesn't work

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, none of them are particularly scary. When I think of them, they were made for you to take a girl to the drive-in and hopefully get a handy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly a pretty fun sci-fi horror comedy with good kills and humorous characters
      >Guy's it's okay, he just wanted his machete back!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jason X is by far the best
      X is good but people that say this are obnoxious ironygays who can only enjoy a movie if it's winking at them and making fun of itself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't really do that much winking, aside from the hologram campers. Part 6 is the one that winks at the audience every five minutes, that's the one ironygays worship

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's winking practically every scene, but it's doing it subtly enough to make a whole lot of people mad because they didn't notice and thought it was a horror movie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the franchise can't exist in pieces, it's a whole body of work that covers a range of tones and approaches.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn’t really make fun of itself as it enjoys the series as a whole. I feel like it is humorous but respectful.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These movies were literally just an excuse for teenagers to go to the theater and see some breasts and ass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were more for dates than anything else since she'll cling to you and scream and you can be the big man and comfort her.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 is the best.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 is the best only if you just discovered the series last month and are easily impressed by self-aware humor

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are no fricking breasts in that movie.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There are no fricking breasts in that movie.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, best kills, best final girl, and best Jason (Richard Brooker)

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    6>1>4>irredeemable trash>the rest

    All of Halloween movies and Scream movies ares better doe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks 6 is the best
      >but also thinks Halloween and Scream are better
      More proof that only casuals like 6

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only tasteless contrarian thinks Friday 13th is not a bottom of the barrel slasher series. Even forgotten series like The Slumber Party Massacre are better.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your garbage taste aside, it's still funny that it's the people who don't even like Friday the 13th that are always saying Part 6 is the best.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're the one being a contrarian, moron. Is that the joke?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          HAHAHAHAHAHA
          homosexual

        • 7 months ago
          From the slums of bhingari

          If you watch them all on a row once every few years its not that bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks Halloween Ressurection & Scream 6 are better than Friday the 13th Part II and Friday the 13th Part III.
      You are a an abomination.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All of Halloween movies
      Bait. Halloween as a franchise is weak as frick, especially compared to Friday the 13th. Imagine thinking Halloween 6, Resurrection, or Ends is good.
      Also Scream 6 was horrible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro absolutely not lol. Friday the 13th is the most consistent slasher franchise. Halloween 1, 2, 3 and 2018. Scream 1 and 2. The rest of those franchises are garbage

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Halloween 2018
        don't tell me you actually liked that horseshit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember that one being tolerable. Kills and Ends are unwatchable

          Listen m8, I love the F13 franchise but it really is of such shit quality that it's managed to be a stain on even Corey Feldman's career.

          We’re talking comparables. Most slasher franchises are beloved bc we pedestal their killer’s design and portrayal

          >Friday the 13th is the most consistent slasher franchise.
          Yeah it's not even a contest. Most other franchises started becoming shit kinda fast. Look at TCM 4 and Halloween 5. Friday managed to avoid that until Goes to Hell.

          Pretty much

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listen m8, I love the F13 franchise but it really is of such shit quality that it's managed to be a stain on even Corey Feldman's career.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Corey is known for Stand By Me and his other corey sidekick, and of course his rape and charlie sheen; no where do i hear anything about final chapter being mentioned in his interviews.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it really is of such shit quality
          In what way? It's not at all shit compared to other franchises.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Friday the 13th is the most consistent slasher franchise.
        Yeah it's not even a contest. Most other franchises started becoming shit kinda fast. Look at TCM 4 and Halloween 5. Friday managed to avoid that until Goes to Hell.

      • 7 months ago
        SUPER AGGRO CRAG

        >hating scream 4

        scream 4 is good idiot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Hallowen is a whole lot better, has actual interesting characters which arent the slasher only and along with TCM is the only slasher classic which has adapted well into the 21th century.
      That said, both franchises have their own shit movies, there's no fricking way H20 or Ressurrection are better than Friday the 13th Part 3 or 2009.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Friday the 13th Part 3 or 2009.
        The characters in these were entertaining at least. It's been a while since I've seen it, but I remember the ones in Halloween Resurrection being cringe as hell.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I had to rank everything...
        1.Halloween 78
        2.Friday the 13th Part 2
        3.Friday the 13h 3D
        4.Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
        5.Friday the 13th Part IV
        6.Halloween 2018
        7. Friday the 13th
        8. Halloween 2
        9. Friday the 13th Part V
        10. Friday the 13th Part VII

        The rest are somewhat watchable to plain bad and I think both franchises suffered the closer to the 90s. You can at least laugh at Friday the 13th VI and Jason Takes Manhattan and appreciate the gore from Jason Goes to Hell. But Halloween falls the frick off after Season of the Witch. And it's barely ever interesting. They just take the most annoying part of 2 (how fricking slow it is) and keep doing it or write even more convoluted plots. Jason does it, but deep down everyone knows nobody takes it serious and you at least get breasts. Halloween keeps insisting you take it seriously for some reason and when it finally leans in on it, it's way past people caring. They did it after Scream, which can only do two movies of it before it got old. Also Resurrection and Ends are just offensively bad movies.

        So overall, I would say Halloween 1 is the best out of all of them, holds up to this day, but as a franchise, Friday the 13th is better to just sit and watch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scream sucks
      >LOOK WE ARE POINTING OUT TROPES

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halloween has an awful sequel consistency

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely the best of the first 5.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not the uncut version of 4

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It even has a brief recap of 1-3 and was the definitive end of the series at the time. If a person can only watch one F13 movie, it may as well be this one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 4 is everything I come to Friday the 13th for. Entertaining cast, nice breasts, violence, good effects, one of the best Jasons. Nothing made since has come close.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jason Takes Manhattan is underrated.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t know man, I tried to like it but it really starts to drag after a while. The trailer is so kino and then the movie itself is way too boring for its premise.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having rewatched all of them recently, I unironically think Part 9 is underrated. It's biggest fault is that it features too little Jason in a contemporary way, but it helped explain some things about his origin and there was some neat puppet work.
          Part 1 is the most overrated one and Part 2 is underrated.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Part 1 is the most overrated one and Part 2 is underrated.
            2 is one of the very best ones but 6 has to be the most overrated.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love that cover.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This homie believes you need to "explain" the origin of a moron who lives in the woods.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        6 is superior in every way. Except for nudity

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Except for nudity
          Automatically brings it down several spots.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie, that's a whole tier down. It's fricking so bad that its noticeable the movie has no breasts.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it in a theater on Friday and it actually made me like it a bit more. I always had that one toward the middle but despite the 3D gimmick it has one of the best casts, the best and most competent final girl by far, and a particularly imposing and intimidating Jason that never comes off the same in any of the other ones. The first four movies >>>> the rest. They had the real summer camp feel and after Part 4 every one of them had to have some moronic gimmick and the MPAA started butchering what they were allowed to show.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >saw Part 3 in theaters
      you are old as frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I said I saw it three days ago.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he was alive 3 days ago
          Ok boomer.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to agree. it is the comfiest of the sequels

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Part 6 is the only one that is not dogshit
    >"T-They are supposed to be shit. If you like Part 6, it means that you just don't get it!"
    'k

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part 6 is the most dogshit one by far

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the unfunny comedy with no blood or breasts is the best F13 film according to morons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's dogshit because... it just is, ok?
      Part 6 is literally not any better than previous entries like 2 or 4. I'd even put 1 above 6.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zombie Jason
    I sleep
    >moron Jason
    real shit

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you tell them apart? they all blend together

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      1: Pamela
      2: Sackhead
      3: Hockey Mask
      4: Corey Feldman
      5: No Jason
      6: Zombie Jason
      7: Jason vs Carrie
      8: Manhattan
      9: Goes to Hell
      10: In Space
      11: vs. Freddy
      12: Reboot

      EZ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1
      Jason’s mom is the killer
      >2
      Sack head Jason
      >3
      3d cheesiness and Jason gets his mask
      >4
      Corey Feldman kills Jason
      >5
      Fake Jason
      >6
      Zombie Jason
      >7
      Jason vs Carrie
      >8
      Jason in nyc
      >9
      Demon worms
      >10
      Jason in space

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone who knows give a QRD on whats going on with the lawsuits? Last I heard one got the rights to Camp Crystal Lake and the other has the rights to adult Jason & hockey mask. Why cant these greedy israelites work together and make more 13th movies?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Victor Miller has rights to "Crystal Lake", "Pamela Voorhees", and "Young Jason". Supposedly a prequel TV series set in the 1950s is in the works. Sean has rights to Older Jason and the hockey mask, but can only distribute a Jason film outside of the U.S.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Victor Miller hates the franchise and doesn't want them to make more, he's hobbling it on purpose. I'm sure once he's dead his family will be more than willing to play ball.

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