Is the new Roadhouse any good?
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Is the new Roadhouse any good?
Is the new Roadhouse any good?
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I knew I recognized Gyllenhaals character from somewhere
holy shit he even makes that stupid fricking face multiple times
watch it kiddo
Yeah, it's ok
Irish guy sucks, easily the worst part
The definitive review
6/10
What works
>Gyllenhaal is good as the lead
>action and fights are mostly good
>the villain (not mcgregor) is fun
>the movie is not woke despite morons saying it is
>good pacing the movie moves fast
>kokomo by the beach boys is in the movie and on the soundtrack
What doesn’t work
>mcgregor is a cartoon character and not like anything else in the movie
>the plot is underdeveloped
>dalton being a former UFC fighter adds nothing to the story and they hardly address it anyway
>no sex scene, no breasts
2 points too high
Is his review accurate though?
Could use more Ben Gazzara. McGregor is awful, everything else is okay.
Would be a based woman if she grabbed that note, turned to the fella and said "hey look what this homosexual bartender wrote about you"
This obviously didn't happen but it just did in my mind.
That's alright, the scenario in the OP didn't happen either.
Yeah, it did. I was there.
Old Roadhouse starts in a bar crowded with at least 300 people, it's well lit, it's colorful, it's chaotic, it's rock n roll
Nu one starts in a gritty warehouse, it's poorly lit, no colors and there's only 10 people watching a fat frick chicken out of a fight
I haven't watch beyond shit was shit
Why is he making that face?
There's nobody else at the bar, the note is referring to himself
He was exposed to a lot of microplastics growing up which increased the xenoestrogens in his endocrine system.
He's barely containing his laughter at the irony of the situation, the irony being that he himself is a creeper rapist of women! What wit!
The notepad has been soaked in chloroform, she's going to pass out in a few minutes
autism is caused by heavy metals anon. go to your GP and get yourself sorted
Girl with the camera fancied him and asked him to pull a "that guy's sketchy" facial expression for the photo and give him a pad to write, but he's not an actor or really into the camera girl tbqh
he spiked her drink, with laxatives
It's pretty shit but funny in an ironic way at times.
I'd recommend it for Tulsa King fans.
post the wojak version
No
Nope. Zoomie trash, as expected.
any movies about getting a job in Toronto?
what in the frick am i looking at
Doctors, engineers, and architects
London
I enjoyed watching the orignal Roadhouse with my mom a year ago when it was on tv one day. It was my first time watching it and I always thought it was some chick flick movie before actually watching it. Is this new one soemthing we’d probably enjoy watching together? If it has lots of black people or gay shit she’s not gonna like it
The original Roadhouse wasn’t that good.
Jake Gyllenhaal sucks ass at trying to be Ryan gosling in drive. I don't buy him as an action star at all, despite all his obvious roiding.
I saw an for it today while watching wwe and it looked stupid
Jake Gyllenhall was in a fight with six people at once but he only used slaps and there was a black woman watching him slap all these guys and getting wet
Very strange power fantasy shit
Gyllenhal’s fighting is so unbelievable they use these awkward jumpcuts for like every punch. It’s really jarring.
he should of fricked the black girl
100% this
One sex scene and those big black breasts would have bumped this up an extra point or two
>i'm not like those other guys
easily one of the worst movies i've ever seen, dont pay the paid Black person shills any attention
Why does this guy make losers seethe so much?
Not losers at all.
Have you ever been at a bar and chatted up by a nice hot guy and some poorly shaved, fade haircut sporting wagie with crackhead tattoos and a barely buttoned shirt starts passing wienerblock notes to you to try and scare you away from him with weird mind games so he can slot his greasy, skinny, brown, impoverished, probably bent to the left dick into you instead?
I have and it's disgusting.
It's just the male equivalent of that female whale who wienerblocks their hot friend.
No, my dick bends to the right.
>NOOO! I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HARRASS WOMEN! THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE!
you can really always tell when a man is gay, it's the eyes and eyesocket shape, they're distinctly feminine
No. Gyllenhal was a terrible casting decision. I would say it’s worth a watch because it’s like the storyboards were a list of everything Cinemaphile seethes about.
I hate bartenders like this, One time I was on a tinder date with this cute girl and we went to a local bar, maybe I was a little awkward at first but I thought we broke the ice after a little while and started to get on ok, she even laughed at a couple of my jokes. Then she suddenly gets up and says she needs to go to the restroom. I think nothing of it but she's in there for about 10 minutes, so I decide to send her a flirty little message "how's the pissy, little missy ;)". Another 10 minutes passes... and then the bartender and two bouncers come over to me. They say I'm being kicked out for being an "inappropriate creep" but first they make me pay for all the drinks so far and also a further round of drinks and three-course meal for her. I'm pissed, but I pay to avoid trouble. As I'm being led out, I see my date sit back down and get served a bottle of iced Champagne. The bouncers threw me out the back door and I landed on a banana peel. The worst part is the next morning, I turned up to my work and find out that the bar had called my work. I was fired on the spot and was forced to go and work for the bar.
Let me tell you, it's fricking awful. They make me carry all the big sacks of potatoes all day and force me to wear a plastic pig nose. The bouncers are constantly laughing at me and whipping me with wet towels. I try to open up a bit, have a bit of human connection with a girl and I end up as the fricking Potato Pig, frick my life.
haven't you see the webms this week?
it's 2/10 at most.