Is there a fate in any movie worse than being captured by the cenobites?

Is there a fate in any movie worse than being captured by the cenobites?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Bill Murray in Groundhog's Day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's like infinite limbo while the cenobites take you to infinite hell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ahhh a small Midwest town!! I’m losing my mind!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PA
        >Midwest

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ahhh a small Midwest town!! I’m losing my mind!

          The midwest respectfully and firmly rejects the notion that Pennsylvania is a member of the greater midwest.
          Frick off you Jersey trash.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ohio as well. Fricking middle-east.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no one wants to claim Ohio, not even people from Ohio

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Western Pennsylvania is midwestern
            Eastern Pennsylvania is not
            Being midwestern is NOT a good thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How often would he have raped? Like the population of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania was around 6800 and let's make an estimate that there were 3100 women. Do you think that he raped all of the? Many of them repeatedly and maybe he tried to woo many or most first. How often did he rape McDowell's character before murdering her. I mean, he must have.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there were 3100 women
        He was in there for years. Do you think he'd never try raping a dude? I'm not a homosexual, but the dude was essentially being driven mad with boredom. Would he try "that" as a new form of entertainment as he lost his mind?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          for years? with ZERO consequences? hahahahahahahahahahaha

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            now you know how the elites feel. life with zero consequences

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A very Asian post

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would be too paranoid
        I would fear every cycle would break at any moment even a million cycles in
        imagine being 3000 rapes in and suddenly it goes onto the next day

        now you're going to prison because you're only defense was
        >but your honor the day was supposed to repeat!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Going to prison for one rape seems like a pretty good trade-off for 3000 rapes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think at that point you’d take anything to break the cycle, even a rape trial

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i mean he got to the point of killing himself dozens of times, at that point i'd be convinced it never ended

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imaging being able to take a girls virginity every night for eternity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kurtwood Smith in 12:01 PM had a much worse fate than Phil.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can do anything you want, with zero consequence, forever.

      Pretty fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Groundhog's Day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you out of your mind? he was free to do every nasty shit we could fantasize,learn anything and become professional at it.

      he could just rape any giga stacy in town

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he probably did. From all appearances he could have been in the loop for centuries, he learned everything about everyone in town, and ridiculous skills.
        But you would get bored of it eventually no matter what

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least they'll teach you how to enjoy the pain eventually. The real worse fate is these.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fishy needs to swim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldn't mind being stitched behind one of the girls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the left one?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tusk (2014)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      >Noooo! NoOooOo!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that is bullshit. I've experienced more and worse pain than the vast majority of people and there is no way at all you can eventually learn to enjoy it.

      Just today alone I've had my foot hit maybe 20-30 times with something like a hammer. I've had my knee hit maybe 10+ times. I also had a knife put behind my knee cap with the intent of prying my knee cap off. And I've also experienced maybe 300-400 stabs, stings, cuts and electrocutions.
      This isn't even a particularly bad day either. One time I had my sciatic nerve scraped and it felt like I got blasted with lightning. My entire body jolted up and I swear I almost hit the fricking ceiling while I could feel electricity in every single bit of my leg. Another time I had this same nerve injected and it felt like someone took an iron pole or something, stabbed it into my leg and was forcing it down the length of my leg.

      You literally never get use to the pain.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you doing all day long?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seeing sights obviously.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don’t you just pay the cartel what you owe?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know what i dont get, when you can't pay the mob, they break your bones and beat you up, but then aftterwards, you still owe them the money. doesn't make any sense. ahh well.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          dude just move out of mexico, it's not worth it

          I'm not in Mexico and don't owe a cartel anything. I was on the receiving end of medical negligence and will have to suffer with this sort of pain for the rest of my life.
          The things I listed aren't actually happening to me (except my nerves being scraped/injected, that actually did). It's just my nerves are so fricked up it feels like that is happening and no amount of painkillers does shit to stop it. I've taken every painkiller known to man including shit like fentanyl in doses that would make George Floyd blush and none of it does shit.
          Doctors tell me maybe the pain will get better, they don't know. Sucks to be me I guess.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nerves
            Have you tried pregabalin?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, it does nothing but give me a weird dry mouth.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The things I listed aren't actually happening to me
            It was real in my mind!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I was on the receiving end of medical negligence
            Did they get punished?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude just move out of mexico, it's not worth it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit look out for mr. badass over here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frankie Muniz?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          must make masturbation exciting

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be careful around Bruce Willis. Turns out he is the guy you’re looking for, but he will totally rat you out to the cops for that train stuff you did. Hope that helps.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once I was in so much pain I felt as if I was about to ascend
      Initially I wanted the pain to stop, but after a certain point I wanted it to increase so that I could experience the absolute limits of human existence
      It felt as if I was getting closer to some kind of divine revelation or enlightenment and I was genuinely curious about how much worse it could get before death
      After I told this to my sister (who noticed I was in pain but didn't realize how bad it was) she concluded I was having a near-death experience and drove me to the hospital

      The pain was triggered by me drinking alcohol during a flareup of (previously asymptomatic and undiagnosed) psoriatic arthritis, which caused some rare systemic inflammatory reaction
      The pain was on my bones and ligaments, it felt as if my muscles were smothering them
      Never had it repeat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any insights or did the love of your sister rob you of that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me what you learned anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should've started fapping

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Martyrs was real
        Damn, and here I was thinking it was just an edgy French horror movie.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    being with the in-laws, am I right fellas?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha got em

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HEY OH!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OHHH MARON

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      XDDD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha! Haha!
      >I hate my wife's parents, you see.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ROOOOOOOOOOFL (rolling on floor laughing!)
      LMAO!!! (laughing my ass off!)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well played my friend. Well played.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZAZAZAZAZING

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOT EM

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how sad boomers are that they can't make this joke with each other now that all their in-laws are dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe you know it bud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha so right so right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a kneeslapper

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life with no gf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does this unironially mean? the fact that pepe is a turtle makes it even odder as if im picturing an animal with a human head tell me really bad and meaningless relationship advise like

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The unexamined life is not worth living and no amount of pussy will change this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what do you mean the unexamined life is not worth living? what does it mean to be unexamined? something lacking depth or exploration?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now you're starting to ask the pertinent questions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                great now im the wojak and youre the fricking turtle

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's turtles all the way down

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >great now im the wojak and youre the fricking turtle
                That's the best part you were the wojak the whole time.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Jaunt by Stephen King

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hold your breath
      >resist anesthesia
      Ok Stephen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        was it not an inhalant gas, and the kid held his breath until it dissipated?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LONGER THAN YOU THINK, DAD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. That one woman in the story got the worst fate in all of fiction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't you basically stuck in limbo for all eternity?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          humanity discovers some kind of teleportation but if you have to be sedated for it, because if you go through it while conscious your mind experiences it as living suspended alone in a white void for what seems like an eternity, something like millions of years, and when it's actually over (which from an outside perspective happens near instantly) you either die immediately or go completely crazy for the trauma

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I could go to a white void sometimes. Not for eternity just to chill

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would be fine
            My mind has been in a white void for 35 years and I come to accept it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And for that one lady someone pushed her in then destroyed the teleporter so she can never get back out

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The woman who got pushed into the portal which was closed has to experience an eternity every second.

              and the women that got pushed eternity the transporter forever back!

              [...]
              There was a story where a guy threw his wife through the jaunt alive, but with no destination. His lawyers pleaded not guilty, since she technically wasn’t dead. When everyone realised what that meant the guy got a worse sentence than for murder. She’s just gonna be in the jaunt for an inconceivable amount of time, and it won’t ever end.

              imo after a while your mind would go into some kind of vegetative state

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                a mind with no physical attributes? Nah... it is a higher dimensional state. The only thing King gives you to work with is time loses meaning, and that it is really bad.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or you become a god

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm guessing you're referring to a japanese 3D short I remember seeing some time ago.
                the 500 million yen button, just remebered.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Time to sleep.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The long dream might not be too shabby.
                An enteral dream where you can do anything sounds pretty boss to me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I always assumed happens if you're deprived of stimuli or being exposed to the same stimuli for any extended period of time. Like if you were turned into a statue and locked away in a pitch black dungeon while still being conscious, I think your brain would just shut off after a few hundred years and it'd be like being dead.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being exposed to the same stimuli for any extended period of time
                I've lived next to loud as frick air conditioners and the like and learned to tune them out. Like it would be on but I just wouldn't pay it any mind, even if it was loud enough that normally it would be a nuisance.
                same shit with fans, i run a fan for white noise, helps me sleep to have a baseline noise that is constant

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The woman who got pushed into the portal which was closed has to experience an eternity every second.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            and the women that got pushed eternity the transporter forever back!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the premise was that both mind/matter dualism and relativity are correct. The teleportation is almost as fast as light and causes your body's processes to slow down due to the time dilation but because your mind isn't matter it doesn't, it just gets less information sent to it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds pretty comfy, you are practically immortal

            to begin with you will miss the material world and being able to interact with it and other people, but did any of that really matter, you will forget it after just a few years, you will sit and meditate at peace for eternity

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. That one woman in the story got the worst fate in all of fiction.

            The Jaunt by Stephen King

            In Bleach someone gives a bad guy a medicine that slows down his perception of time for him like this except he sticks a sword through him so he experiences getting stabbed by a sword for hundreds of thousands of years

            although my vote goes to something from that e-girl cave horror anime

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe you should frick off back to your tranime containment board.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe you should calm your breasts dearie.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go and frick yourself with your worthless trash.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >e-girl horror cave
              sauce?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sauce?
                Made in Abyss

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Since Szayel was a hollow I doubt it hurt as much as it would've hurt a human. Plus, he got even more powerful once in hell.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              why is mayuri so evil bros

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            and how is this worse than being tortured for eternity by cenobites? Both of them are eternity, but at least in this one you aren't tortured

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is worst because The Cenobites are acutely tuning things to ensure it is always painful.
              In the book
              Frank's first experience is with a few Cenobites, who vanish shortly after.
              Within seconds of them vanishing Frank's time is distorted to endless millennia and all his senses are turned up to 110%.
              A bell tower rings and it almost shatters his ear drums, a light breeze goes across his body and he cums, the sunlight through a window burns his skin from the sensation. Countless centuries go by and suddenly it stops and he is met with The Engineer, who appears feminine, but who's genitals are so scarred up you actually can't tell.
              The Engineer playfully teases frank by showing him a tongue collection she has on her lap and stands up as she says "Okay now let's begin".

              The utter horror that they can manipulate every sensory organ in your body to any degree they want makes it worst in every way.
              There is no moments of peace, unless the peace is deemed necessary to heighten the pain.
              In-fact right before the main story takes place, this peace is happening. Frank is forced to sit in one spot, not being tortured, and simply watch this sphere that shows the world.
              Even this peace is torture for someone like Frank who hates sitting in one spot.

              Everything by design is torture, meaning no acceptance can ever be had.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          humanity discovers some kind of teleportation but if you have to be sedated for it, because if you go through it while conscious your mind experiences it as living suspended alone in a white void for what seems like an eternity, something like millions of years, and when it's actually over (which from an outside perspective happens near instantly) you either die immediately or go completely crazy for the trauma

          There was a story where a guy threw his wife through the jaunt alive, but with no destination. His lawyers pleaded not guilty, since she technically wasn’t dead. When everyone realised what that meant the guy got a worse sentence than for murder. She’s just gonna be in the jaunt for an inconceivable amount of time, and it won’t ever end.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If she didn't die then what are the charges, officer?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Living in california

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll like it eventually.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if ur a cenobite. Everyone else has spent longer than most cenobites there and try to escape it constantly. Leviathan specifically designed it to be the worst torture possible for humanity, Cenobites get an exception because they serve him.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus wept.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still find it ridiculous they cut that one bit of Frank's head splitting out of the first Hellraiser to avoid an X rating, and they had it in the recap for the sequel, but then never reinstituted it to the original Hellraiser on blu-ray or anything

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Totally ridiculous

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it just me or gore used to look more gruesome in older movies? gore nowadays, blood in particular kinda looks like red jelly or cool aid, it looks unaturally red

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The practical effects were more convincing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you're right.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The practical effects were more convincing

        No, you're right.

        I know
        >my wife's son
        but The Boy's uses very dark red blood

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because now it's all cgi

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          CGI blood, especially when it replaces squibs, have ruined many actions movies for me. John Wick is lauded for its action but the use of CGI blood is unforgiveable. It looks like a cartoon. No impact.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me after watching any 5 second clip of I Am Jazz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how it feels to chew 5 gum

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danzig went over them clean in one of his music vidyas tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean "It's Going Down", right? The one where he showed real footage of that fetishist getting nails pounded into his wiener? I fricking love Danzig,
      he kicks ass so much.

      [...]
      There was a story where a guy threw his wife through the jaunt alive, but with no destination. His lawyers pleaded not guilty, since she technically wasn’t dead. When everyone realised what that meant the guy got a worse sentence than for murder. She’s just gonna be in the jaunt for an inconceivable amount of time, and it won’t ever end.

      That's definitely worse.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you guys know that in the book is explained that the only reason frank is able to escape the cenobytes was because he ejaculated on the floor before being killed by the cenobytes when he opened the box (he came) and the blood of his brother mixed with his year old dried cum on the floor allows him to come back to life, also in the book he come out of the wall and not the floor so in the book the cum and blood get sucked into the wall

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        K

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if they had put that in the movie I wouldn't have questioned it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I DON'T WANNA RAWKK.. DDEEJAAAAAYY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerously erotic

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      By the time you realise what is happening... shit gets dark real quick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he turns his daughter's rapist into his daughter then rapes his daughters rapist that now looks like his daughter

      Spanish people are fricked up man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon people right now are paying to have this done to them hardly worse fate imaginable

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s an understatement, people are spending their life savings on this AND getting stuck with mandatory medication for the rest of their lifes raking up to 200k.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is the sauce?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The skin I live in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, this movie was haunting.
      The ending was absolute kino though.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That scene from Suspiria remake

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let me out, I need my switch!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like 3 and the audio commentry is so funny for the remaster lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she got wiener vored
      i liked the third movie it was stupid in a fun way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does this feel like?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 Gum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never been able to take horror movies seriously, this just looks silly to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most "horror" is intentionally comedic because it's supposed to entertain you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most "horror" is intentionally comedic because it's supposed to entertain you
          I get that, horror novels work on me fine but horror movies just don't.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise character in "Edge of Tomorrow"
    It's pretty clear he retains the Omega's power at the end of the movie, so he is gonna keep that power till the day he dies as an old man.
    At which point he will restart that same day again, dying at 85 of pancreatic cancer, with a catheter shoved up a dick, shidding and pissing himself, surrounding by black nurses that hate his old wrinkly white ass, but won't let him kill himself (to free him of the Omega blood)
    So he's stuck in the loop, FOR ETERNITY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so he is gonna keep that power till the day he dies as an old man.
      There's no reason not to assume it works like the other power and he can get rid of it with a blood transfer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but he he has to get a blood transfer before he reaches that last day to cancel the effect, otherwise he wouldn't realize he still had the power. It's not like he is gonna "test" if he still has now that his life is perfect, and he is fricking the steel b***h on the regular and the world is at peace.
        It would be next to impossible to get a blood transfusion on his death day since it wouldn't really be medically necessary in hospice care, and his nurses would restrain him from self harm i.e. slicing his wrists

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and to think…. i hesitated
    >WWAAAGAHAGABBBAAGAHGABAAGGGAAAAAGGGABBBHHHH

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prob being on the Event Horizon's first or last trip.
    >stuck in actual hell
    >forever
    RIP Lawrence's character. True captain until the end.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      British houses look like they smell really unpleasant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mould and demons everywhere m8.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      me after a weekend with my chemsex bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movie?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't want to know.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kino, i dont care how cheesy it looked

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clive Borker's Heckraiser

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Heckraiser

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I KNOW THE PIECES FIIIITTT!! *heavy Tool music*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this along with the melting vamp skelly and that one bloody skeletal ghost in the swimming pool from are you afraid of the dark scarred the shit out of me as a kid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kid just wants a hug

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably being "rescued" from a Jigsaw trap by Cenobites.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, it's a good fate if you're a sadomasochist and opened the box to fulfill that fetish.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being vaccinated.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about that couple at the end of The Beyond (1981). That looked like a pretty bleak eternity to be trapped in.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys remember inuyasha...

    so apparently naraku & the original priest maiden (that kikyo and then kagome were reincarnations of) have to "do battle" imprisoned within the shikon israeliteel for all eternity

    and right before getting sent in there naraku was hit by a bunch of "warming light" that made him feel what happiness is like

    where did this start for naraku? as onigomu... a mere bandit who got horribly injured, was healed by kikyo in a cave, fell in love with her, decided to allow hundreds of demons to invade his soul...

    it was a long road for naraku. total bullshit all the way through... sesshomary killed his right-hand man with some sort of antimatter sword...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you guys remember inuyasha...
      No cause I'm not a moron fricking weeb. Post disregarded.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The explaination is a bit weird, bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your moment of birth is literal soul rape
      >you dont even get the chance to die, battle for eternity
      >oh, and before going to hell have a taste of real happiness, but just a taste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inuyasha sucked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naraku deserved what he got. Kikyo could have given onigumo a handjob though. It's the least she could've done.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nooo! Hot girls, please have mercy, don't sit on my wiener and grind on me, I would hate that! Please don't sit on my face! Noooo!!! Stop pressing your nubile, delicious bodies against mine!! This is a nightmare!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blonde ana de armas forces you to frick her countless times with some other girl.

      OH the pain...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo don't suck my wiener, don't suck my coooooock

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. what would they even talk about after? they'd have very little in common.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ending up as this guy.

    %3D%3D

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fug

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends if you think they are angels or demons

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the point is by the end you will actually enjoy it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think the idea is that you are tortured almost endlessly and then allowed a brief moment of respite, and that absence of the ultimate pain/torture is essentially the inverse, the ultimate pleasure.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the comics were kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than a lot of the sequels for sure. Makes me wonder why they didn't just hire those writers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're great until they get to the overarching story with the Harrowers. The one offs are kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ridiculously underrated. The writers understood the lore better than any Hollywood hack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumping the best story because why not

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                Anonymous

                So there you go. The worst torture in all of hell? Cuckoldry.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did he blow his chances of becoming a cenobite?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                By simping

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"a pain which could never be mistaken for pleasure"
                >frown intensifies as he dangles from the several meat hooks pierced into his skin

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dumping the best story because why not

            im always dissapointed by how they completely neglect the psychological transformation and any psychological aspect at all besides repeating over and over "the pain feels good now"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are these on internet archive?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >solve a rubiks cube
    >get tortured for eternity
    Seems a little unfair?

    • 3 months ago
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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to want it to begin with so is not unfair

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the torture elves from 40k

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't they kill them eventually?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being captured by Muslims

    Oh wait, that is IRL

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean the cenobite dont just get you, you yourself have to summon them in the first place and if you are at that point in your life, it means you are very jaded

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cenobites are about pleasure as well as pain. so pinhead will probably be giving you 10/10 blowjobs in between torturing you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can have some female thrussy if you prefer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she was so hot in the first movie, she is hideous in the second movie, why did they do this to me personally?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          SEXO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no dummy, they dont know the difference between pain and pleasure, they are not going to give anybody bjs they are just gonna hurt you (and according to the book, make you hypersensitive to touch and sound and smells etc,)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no dummy, they dont know the difference between pain and pleasure
        then why do they only do painful things and not pleasurable ones as well?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats all the know apparently, in the book it says that they also make you hypersensitive to everything, touch, sound etc, and in the book fank cums from that so there you go

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So are the cenobites just pain perverts then?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't ever make you experience pleasure unless it's as a function of pain. To the Cenobites inflicting and receiving pain is pleasure. At best you will be jerked off over and over without until your bleeding, raw dick is chafed down to the urethra while magically induced such that your nerves are millions of times more sensitive so that every cumshot of blood feels like a 10 pound kidney stone scraping through your penis at 100 mph.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so that every cumshot of blood feels like a 10 pound kidney stone scraping through your penis at 100 mph.
        Don’t threaten me with a good time, Pinhead.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't people just kill them?

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being vaccinated by Fauci

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about pic related?
    or probably someone else from this show. Probably a peasant who lived a shit life in the mud then randomly got flayed alive one day for being in the wrong place at the wrong time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah in a way the realistic ones are the worst. Like it sucks to imagine living in real medieval times and you don't know you aren't allowed to stare the king in the face so you just get grabbed and they take you to the torture party where everyone can laugh at you. Random insane punishment are so typical for these times. Or they just put you into a tiny room, your head bumps against the grate and if it rains roaches bite you until you passout some kind of bullshit

      I've had a recurring dream that build on itself. It started when I was a child and followed me to adulthood.

      Originally my family is traveling down the interstate. But no one's talking. My parents are up front, my siblings in the back with me and they're just staring ahead, not reacting to me. Eventually the highway just stops and we go falling off the edge to some forested land underneath.

      The dream picks up years later and we're in the forest where there are old ruins of other survivors that have crashed and tried to eek out an existence. We start using their broken campsites and homes and start building a house out there. I keep insisting we need to go, it isn't safe here. They don't seem to hear me.

      Years later the house is built. Somehow it's a grand mansion in the middle of these woods. I go inside and the open foyer is some medical triage for war combatants. I know with the certainty of dream knowledge that these are the people who fell before us. They're all bandaged up and lying on cots, moaning. From the side doors a stream of kindergartners come flooding in, laughing. They swarm the injured men and start to pull them apart. A man with a cast on his leg is held down by a dozen kids while five or six pull his ankle until the leg in the cast snaps off while he screams hysterically. Another old man, like eighty, is held spread eagle by a dozen children who use safety scissors to slowly saw his penis off.

      I've been back to that dream and mansion many times. It's always awful.

      I had a recurring dream but it wasn't that interesting. I would be a serial killer on a space station I guess like Event Horizon but I had to hear and see all the pain I caused to people and its fun to kill people in a videogame but not realistic killing of innocents. Luckily I stopped having it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely. I'm now starting to remember some real ones that are awful:

        >What we're looking at is a famous image of a Mongolian women being imprisoned in a box. It's an autochrome, the earliest colour technique, basically Photographic Pointillism, from the 25th July 1913 taken by Stephen Passet for Albert Kahn. It is part of Kahn's the Archives of the Planet project. The full archives are available at https://opendata.hauts-de-seine.fr/explore/dataset/archives-de-la-planete/.
        It's not clear that's why she was in the box, or if she was just being transported

        > If we look at Andrews (on the Second Asiatic Expedition of the American Museum of Natural History ), chapter VI, he describes the boxes being used as:

        >"Not far beyond the Custom House is what I believe to be one of the most horrible prisons in the world. Inside a double palisade of unpeeled timbers is a space about ten feet square upon which open the doors of small rooms, almost dark. In these dungeons are piled wooden boxes, four feet long by two and one-half feet high. These coffins are the prisoners' cells.

        >Some of the poor wretches have heavy chains about their necks and both hands manacled together. They can neither sit erect nor lie at full length. Their food, when the jailer remembers to give them any, is pushed through a six-inch hole in the coffin's side. Some are imprisoned here for only a few days or weeks; others for life, or for many years. Sometimes they lose the use of their limbs, which shrink and shrivel away. The agony of their cramped position is beyond the power of words to describe. Even in winter, when the temperature drops, as it sometimes does, to sixty degrees below zero, they are given only a single sheepskin for covering. How it is possible to live in indescribable filth, half-fed, well-nigh frozen in winter, and suffering the tortures of the damned, is beyond my ken — only a Mongol could live at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          b***h doubted hook, classic mistake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Random insane punishment are so typical for these times.
        They were seldom random or insane, typically those being tortured for treason were actually guilty of treason

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO DON'T CHAIN MY COOOOOOOOOCK

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forgot the author for hellraiser is a literal gayget
    >near the beginning of one of his books, its literally a furry rape scene where the furry creature sticks his dick in a dudes mouth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barker intimately understood trannies and that's what he wrote about. Hellraiser is the end state they're all working towards.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What book?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot the author for hellraiser is a literal gayget
      No one forgot. Barker drew his inspiration from lived experience with hedonism. Hellraiser is the final stage of endless gooning.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's saying HE, himself, forgot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hellraiser is probably the most honest look a sex pervert has ever taken at their lifestyle. In this day and age, you’re not allowed to look at that scene as anything but noble and heroic, but I’m old and I grew up around gays in the 00s and 10s. I watched homosexuals bring pockets full of poppers into clubs and sneak off into bathrooms. That culture will kill you if you let it.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream last night that I was stuck in a time loop where I am killed by a clown at the end of each loop. However, the loop lasted for years, and after being killed by the clown I would wake up like 10 years earlier in the middle of class back at high school. I wouldn't know what was going to happen exactly each loop, but I'd have this constant feeling of dread and being watched. I was killed in difference places, too. In my house, in an unfamiliar city, by a body of water. It seemed like the clown was really enjoying my torment, too.
    I realize that this is a similar plot to Happy Death Day, but it's a cool idea.

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      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did remind me a lot of Art actually. Gotta love the Artster baby ya just gotta

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've had a recurring dream that build on itself. It started when I was a child and followed me to adulthood.

      Originally my family is traveling down the interstate. But no one's talking. My parents are up front, my siblings in the back with me and they're just staring ahead, not reacting to me. Eventually the highway just stops and we go falling off the edge to some forested land underneath.

      The dream picks up years later and we're in the forest where there are old ruins of other survivors that have crashed and tried to eek out an existence. We start using their broken campsites and homes and start building a house out there. I keep insisting we need to go, it isn't safe here. They don't seem to hear me.

      Years later the house is built. Somehow it's a grand mansion in the middle of these woods. I go inside and the open foyer is some medical triage for war combatants. I know with the certainty of dream knowledge that these are the people who fell before us. They're all bandaged up and lying on cots, moaning. From the side doors a stream of kindergartners come flooding in, laughing. They swarm the injured men and start to pull them apart. A man with a cast on his leg is held down by a dozen kids while five or six pull his ankle until the leg in the cast snaps off while he screams hysterically. Another old man, like eighty, is held spread eagle by a dozen children who use safety scissors to slowly saw his penis off.

      I've been back to that dream and mansion many times. It's always awful.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus anon. Have you gotten any meaning out of that or just figured it's dream bullshit?
        I've had some dreams that have followed me from childhood too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I figure it's just dream bullshit. I have a half-dozen recurring dreams that have followed me from childhood. Most are pretty good and adventurous. That one is the worst nightmare. It's one of those ones that lingers in your waking mind for days after.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I figure it's just dream bullshit. I have a half-dozen recurring dreams that have followed me from childhood. Most are pretty good and adventurous. That one is the worst nightmare. It's one of those ones that lingers in your waking mind for days after.

        You have been playing to much Roy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        having recurring nightmare zones and dangerous feeling sleep paralysis is what led me to quit melatonin and go to sleep stoned in something weed/alcohol/kratom every night and now most of the time i skip over my dreams mentally thank fricking christ cause they used to be horrific and vivid memories often feeling way too long

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a dream once, where a young woman, lets call her nancy, is at some kind of fancy whine tasting party with a handful of friends, everyone is laughing and telling stories, the young woman decides to get somthing from the fridge but in her absence the noise of the living room dies down, but aproaching the room the chatter volume turns up again and tom has just got done telling everyone a hilarious joke

      “How about another story tom”

      “Ah im sure everyone gettin tired of me raving” tom says

      “Cmon tom another, scary one this time” one of the women cry out

      “Hmmm a scary” he says, looking around the room, “ i got one for ya, jerry over there hasnt taken a breathe for over 10 minutes now”

      Nancy turns her head to look, while everyone else gaze is focused on tom, and sure enough, there is no movement of his chest, and he is silent as the grave, head turned away from the group and deathly still

      And now a chill enters tge room, and a smirking tom turns his head to Nancy

      “You walked into this room and sat yourself among these people without a second thought, why? A challenging tone in his voice

      Slowly on either end of the couch the heads turn to face nancy, smiling wide
      Beaming enthusiastic smiles

      “Because we look like people you know”

      Again the next row of heads turn, smiling

      “Because we sound like people you know?” Tom leans in closer

      Nearly the whole room is facing nancy, grinning wide toothy grins but dilent still

      “And how well do you really KNOW these people, is that REALLY your bestie sitting beside you? is that REALLY your boyfriends hand your so desperately squeezing for comfort?”

      Seeing them both now she can see that theres somthing off about them, that somthing isnt right, somthing behind the eyes, from the throat of one of the women comes a low moan, almost a growl

      “Nancy nancy nancy, tom tuts, you really should take better notice of the company you keep”

      I whatever befell nancy, i know not

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ehh wouldve been spookier if it wasnt a girl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women and Black folks in danger give me an overwhelming sense of dread for some reason

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Black folks in danger
            why would that give me dread?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Blacks in danger
            go on... im generally a racist but something about envisioning inner city hell scenarios where blacks basically never even had a chance and just suffer for no reason is pretty nightmarish, as for women picturing them being imprisoned in a dudes house for several years makes my skin crawl

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM A BLACK PERSON
              >From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there a fate in any movie worse than being captured by the cenobites?
    stalin/beria/hitler/reichhart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stalin/beria
      ‘Another form of torture was known as the “Sukhanovka Swallow”, where inmates were trussed up with a long towel that was forced between their lips like a horse’s bridle and then pulled down behind them and tied under their feet. You would think no one could stand this for more than a few seconds, but its victims were left like that for days on end. There were also overheated punishment cells, so called “tallow-boilers”, or in winter, prisoners could be dumped in barrels of icy water. Other methods of persuasion included prisoners having needles and pins forced under their fingernails, their fingers being crushed in a door, or being forced to drink their interrogator’s urine.’

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stalin/beria
        According to former inmates, there were 52 kinds of torture used in the prison. Historian and Gulag researcher Lidia Golovkova, author of the book Sukhanovskaya Prison: Special Facility 110, compiled a detailed list of the ‘methods of interrogation’ used there. ‘It was regarded as the most horrific prison in the whole of the Soviet Union’, she told me. ‘The usual, simplest method used was beatings, which could go on for days, with interrogators working in shifts. They would beat prisoners on the most sensitive parts of their bodies; it was known as ‘threshing the rye.’ The second most common method was sleep deprivation, which could go on for 10-20 days. During interrogation, prisoners were often made to sit on a leg of an upturned stool, so that the slightest accidental movement would send the leg into their rectum.

        >stalin/beria
        ‘Interrogating officer Mikhail Ryumin loved to say, “We used to beat, we still beat and we don’t hide it from anyone!” At Sukhanovka, Ryumin’s beatings were legendary. He was aided in his efforts not by an ordinary detective, but an NKVD colonel. The prisoner’s trousers would be removed, the colonel sat on his back and Ryumin beat him with a rubber truncheon until his body looked like a bloody lump of meat. At the next interrogation Ryumin would stab his victim in the stomach, so that his intestines would fall out. They would then gather them up and take him off to the hospital at Butyrskaya, another Moscow prison, for treatment. Ryumin was awarded a ‘For Valour’ medal for his heroic services to his country, but was eventually shot as well.

        >stalin/beria
        "It has been established that the NKVD and RB [sic UB, Urzad Bezpieczenstwa, Polish secret police] torture their prisoners terribly at the Chopin Street [police headquarters] in Lublin, at the Strzelecka Street [facility] in Warsaw, and in Włochy. The most popular methods of extracting confessions include slowly ripping off fingernails, [and] applying “temple screws” [i.e., clamps that crush the victim’s skull], and putting on “American handcuffs.” The last named method causes the skin on one’s hands to burst and the blood to flow from underneath one’s fingernails. The torture is applied passionlessly in a premeditated manner. Those who faint are revived with a morphine shot. Before the torture session [ensue] some receive booster shots [Pol. zastrzyki wzmacniające]. The torturers strictly observe the opinion of the supervising interrogating officer whether it is acceptable to allow [those] interrogated to die [….] At the infamous Lublin Castle [prison], because of the injuries inflicted during interrogation, mortality among the political prisoners reaches 20 persons per week."

        Quoted in Marek Jan Chodakiewicz, "The Dialectics of Pain".“O czym nie piszą szmatławce,” Polska i Świat, no. 3, vol. 7 (1 July 1945), Hoover Institution Archives, Polish Subject Collection [afterward HIA, PSC], Box 61, Folder Polska i Świat.

        What did the interrogations looked like?

        - “They ordered me; it was always this way … they ordered me to put my hands on my knees. I didn’t do it the next time. They were punching me in the esophagus. Aside from spoons used to crush my testicles I didn’t see other instruments [of torture …]. At first, they would cuff my legs around my ankles, then they would cuff my hands behind my back, so I wouldn’t resist … you know I would resist, I was strong …”.

        Did you have to stand, were you sitting down, or laying down?

        - “When they were crushing my testicles? I was standing up. It was difficult [for them] with those spoons, because I would throw myself around. I was 30-years old. I was strong. Then they [the secret police] came up with new technique, probably suggested by Szawlowski, that they would not use the spoons, but while I was cuffed, they would put my testicles bag on the top of the drawer, and then they would close the drawer […] During winter, I would be thrown into the cell [with no glass in the window] while being kicked, they would close the door […] but, before that, a German who worked there [in the prison] would come … there were only Germans who worked there in this capacity. There wasn’t a single Pole there. Even the doctor was German. [His name was] Zeibold. They told this German to pour [cold] water all over me. I would be sitting in that cell for 48 hours at a time. It [the length of this torture] depended on how long I lasted”.

        Were you wearing any clothes [at that time]?

        - “No. I was naked. They would throw me into the cell naked […] They came and read to me that I was sentenced to death”.

        Can’t believe we allied with these evil commie fricks just to save some israelites

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >horrible nazi warcrimes
          imagine believing this israeli nonsense lol
          >horrible commie warcrimes
          totally true guys!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stalin/beria
      According to former inmates, there were 52 kinds of torture used in the prison. Historian and Gulag researcher Lidia Golovkova, author of the book Sukhanovskaya Prison: Special Facility 110, compiled a detailed list of the ‘methods of interrogation’ used there. ‘It was regarded as the most horrific prison in the whole of the Soviet Union’, she told me. ‘The usual, simplest method used was beatings, which could go on for days, with interrogators working in shifts. They would beat prisoners on the most sensitive parts of their bodies; it was known as ‘threshing the rye.’ The second most common method was sleep deprivation, which could go on for 10-20 days. During interrogation, prisoners were often made to sit on a leg of an upturned stool, so that the slightest accidental movement would send the leg into their rectum.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stalin/beria
      ‘Interrogating officer Mikhail Ryumin loved to say, “We used to beat, we still beat and we don’t hide it from anyone!” At Sukhanovka, Ryumin’s beatings were legendary. He was aided in his efforts not by an ordinary detective, but an NKVD colonel. The prisoner’s trousers would be removed, the colonel sat on his back and Ryumin beat him with a rubber truncheon until his body looked like a bloody lump of meat. At the next interrogation Ryumin would stab his victim in the stomach, so that his intestines would fall out. They would then gather them up and take him off to the hospital at Butyrskaya, another Moscow prison, for treatment. Ryumin was awarded a ‘For Valour’ medal for his heroic services to his country, but was eventually shot as well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stalin/beria
      "It has been established that the NKVD and RB [sic UB, Urzad Bezpieczenstwa, Polish secret police] torture their prisoners terribly at the Chopin Street [police headquarters] in Lublin, at the Strzelecka Street [facility] in Warsaw, and in Włochy. The most popular methods of extracting confessions include slowly ripping off fingernails, [and] applying “temple screws” [i.e., clamps that crush the victim’s skull], and putting on “American handcuffs.” The last named method causes the skin on one’s hands to burst and the blood to flow from underneath one’s fingernails. The torture is applied passionlessly in a premeditated manner. Those who faint are revived with a morphine shot. Before the torture session [ensue] some receive booster shots [Pol. zastrzyki wzmacniające]. The torturers strictly observe the opinion of the supervising interrogating officer whether it is acceptable to allow [those] interrogated to die [….] At the infamous Lublin Castle [prison], because of the injuries inflicted during interrogation, mortality among the political prisoners reaches 20 persons per week."

      Quoted in Marek Jan Chodakiewicz, "The Dialectics of Pain".“O czym nie piszą szmatławce,” Polska i Świat, no. 3, vol. 7 (1 July 1945), Hoover Institution Archives, Polish Subject Collection [afterward HIA, PSC], Box 61, Folder Polska i Świat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did the interrogations looked like?

        - “They ordered me; it was always this way … they ordered me to put my hands on my knees. I didn’t do it the next time. They were punching me in the esophagus. Aside from spoons used to crush my testicles I didn’t see other instruments [of torture …]. At first, they would cuff my legs around my ankles, then they would cuff my hands behind my back, so I wouldn’t resist … you know I would resist, I was strong …”.

        Did you have to stand, were you sitting down, or laying down?

        - “When they were crushing my testicles? I was standing up. It was difficult [for them] with those spoons, because I would throw myself around. I was 30-years old. I was strong. Then they [the secret police] came up with new technique, probably suggested by Szawlowski, that they would not use the spoons, but while I was cuffed, they would put my testicles bag on the top of the drawer, and then they would close the drawer […] During winter, I would be thrown into the cell [with no glass in the window] while being kicked, they would close the door […] but, before that, a German who worked there [in the prison] would come … there were only Germans who worked there in this capacity. There wasn’t a single Pole there. Even the doctor was German. [His name was] Zeibold. They told this German to pour [cold] water all over me. I would be sitting in that cell for 48 hours at a time. It [the length of this torture] depended on how long I lasted”.

        Were you wearing any clothes [at that time]?

        - “No. I was naked. They would throw me into the cell naked […] They came and read to me that I was sentenced to death”.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did the interrogations looked like?

        - “They ordered me; it was always this way … they ordered me to put my hands on my knees. I didn’t do it the next time. They were punching me in the esophagus. Aside from spoons used to crush my testicles I didn’t see other instruments [of torture …]. At first, they would cuff my legs around my ankles, then they would cuff my hands behind my back, so I wouldn’t resist … you know I would resist, I was strong …”.

        Did you have to stand, were you sitting down, or laying down?

        - “When they were crushing my testicles? I was standing up. It was difficult [for them] with those spoons, because I would throw myself around. I was 30-years old. I was strong. Then they [the secret police] came up with new technique, probably suggested by Szawlowski, that they would not use the spoons, but while I was cuffed, they would put my testicles bag on the top of the drawer, and then they would close the drawer […] During winter, I would be thrown into the cell [with no glass in the window] while being kicked, they would close the door […] but, before that, a German who worked there [in the prison] would come … there were only Germans who worked there in this capacity. There wasn’t a single Pole there. Even the doctor was German. [His name was] Zeibold. They told this German to pour [cold] water all over me. I would be sitting in that cell for 48 hours at a time. It [the length of this torture] depended on how long I lasted”.

        Were you wearing any clothes [at that time]?

        - “No. I was naked. They would throw me into the cell naked […] They came and read to me that I was sentenced to death”.

        No one gives a shit, wikipedia spammer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not wikipedia. I see you scuttling out like the rat you are though.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the pic where his torn apart face looks Chinese

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: NEETs that have never been more than five minutes away from a fresh bag of cheetos attempt to contemplate infinite anguish.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. I've been in the throes of it for 30 years. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going 2 months without sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like 3 days.
      Don't know how you monthly types survive at all. Almost superhuman patience.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about being assimilated by the thing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just dead right.
      I think that Black Mirror episode where Jon Hamm puts a lady in an empty room for like a hundred years. That was fricking brutal. I think she'd be completely catatonic by then. your mind will just die from having no sensory input.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit happens

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 more years of Trump. Basically every poc, lgbqt+, and woman will be put in concentration camps and raped.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >D
    Four more years of Trump
    >R
    Four more years of Biden
    >Russia
    A day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Four more years of Biden
      Bidens getting the boot as we speak, the government report saying "he is too old and his memory is too bad to prosecute" has even CNN turning there backs on him this week.
      His polling numbers are dipping too low and they are probably gonna replace with Newsom or the awful black b***h that literally no one likes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, the Plan is still moving forward. Good? Bad? Hell, what do I care, fricking prostate cancer.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes there is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that how ginger snaps 2 ends? i just watched the first one

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally only be caught by the cenobites if you want to though, S&M is built on consent after all

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    technically no since youre supposed to eventually enjoy the pain as ecstasy like they do, after 10,000 years of wiener and ball torture or something.
    Hell according to abrahamic religions would be endless torture with no relief so you wouldnt ever get used to it; in john miltons hell, the weather changes from frozen rain and sleet to firey brimstone rain every day, so the demons and damned never get used to their punishment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny when you realize the people who invent these hells and their tortures are probably jerking off to the idea of all the people they hate being tortured

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they are, imagine believing in a magic realm where you are punished for eternity by being blasted with ice and fiery rain constantly 24/7 because 7,564 years ago you fricked outside of wedlock lol, Christians are all fricking morons.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell is an old concept my friend, older than Milton, or Dante, or the Bible, or any religion. Its older than man himself, older than the Earth. What Hell really is; a prison for demons and ancient gods, a void of eternal darkness, a realm of suffering and learning for sinners, or the birthground of all Evil, none truly know, but you would be unwise to deny its existence or speak lightly of it. I have seen Hell in my dreams and visions, and its worse than most imagine; Hellraiser itself is a naive idea of Hell. Theres a reason the Bible is fairly vague about it. 'The weeping and gnashing of teeth, cast into the outter darkness. The lake of eternal fire' bout all it really says on it. Those men didnt think of Hell because they derived pleasure from the idea of another's suffering; more they feared for their own soul, and the souls of others.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but can't you jerk off to porn like normal people?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Sinners" would need 5 minutes max of being tortured before they start pleading and renouncing all past crimes. An eternity is way overkill, it's stupid

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hell's not eternal in all religions. In buddhism only the lower levels of hell are reserved for eternally damned sinners; the higher levels are for lesser sins and usually only incur several thousands of years of punishment, to varying degrees. there are some schools which believe this world is a lesser Hell. even christianity kinda implies (or used to, no longer canon except with mormons) that souls can be saved whenever Jesus feels like playing Doom. Mormons specifically believe that one day Jesus will invade Hell to redeem all the damned souls.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thousands of years is still moronic. Seriously torture only takes 5 minutes before the person will say and believe whatever you want them to. Thousands of years is an unfathomable length of time considering humans typically live less than 100. Hell is a stupid concept, I hope it's real so I can tell the eternal jannies to clean up my guts and feces

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            save me Black personman

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    theoretically a malevolent "Matrix" that draws portions of its energy from human distress/fear hormones could be worse than the Cenobites, but they're probably the worst at face value (for lack of better verbiage) fate for sure.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I only vaguely knew what Hellraiser was all about before this thread. But now I’m interested. Which book/movie should I read/watch first?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      first movie is always best. they drop in quality dramatically after that. the comic books are pretty mixed bag, some are okay and some are shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright thanks. I’ll check it out tomorrow.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they drop in quality dramatically after that
        I think the second one isn’t far behind the first. Turns into slasher schlock from 3.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having to kiss your grandma on the lips

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or military school. Or the Easter bunny.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Living in a israelite run society.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Event Horizon he'll scenes for me

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