Is there a more dogshit movie?

Is there a more dogshit movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    deez nuts

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can smell your fishy pussy from here roastie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      figures an incel b***h like you would be scared of the scent of a real woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        women have a fishy smell?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes pussy smells fishy, get over it chud

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            take a shower, holy shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          some do because of the rotten semen

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of great work went into The Last Samurai. The costumes, sets, acting, lighting, etc. It's just a shame that the script is so lame. It's trite, saccharine and ahistorical.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sneed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I found it shallow and pedantic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It insists upon itself, unironically.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been kino had Steven Seagal been cast in the main role.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fat drunk becomes a badass weeaboo
      would be based and way more believable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The role was literally made for him. I don't know how they frick up that badly. But I guess it's all Hollywood politics

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to bed, Steve

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i cant even imagine how much was josh luna was seething watching this movie

    American western dude kills a samurai and his wife falls for him in a matter of one weeks and then the American western dude has to teach the inept, emasculated samurais how to fight lmao

    And then can you imagine Josh lunas white hot boiling hatred when he discovered it was based on a true story? Holy frick lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi, Josh!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he definitely would seeth
      then again he seems like a person who can only related to his very specific identity
      since it's japanese and not pinoy he cares less about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact he is an asian mutt will never not be funny.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          everything about him is funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's constantly whining about the nukes and Vietnam and shit, he lumps all Asians together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      samurais were morons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they were pretty much slaves. They either had to go die for some wienersucking lord or kill themselves if someone called them dishonarabru.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he had experience with more modern warfare so it makes sense while those late era samurai were basically martial arts tier larpers
      also women always side with the invader

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >also women always side with the invader
        the ultimate redpill
        women want to be raped by somebody they hate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >white
      did he cum from it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he'd have a stomach to actually watch it. He just presumes what's it about based on his bias.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >josh luna
      who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ever see a comic with a homosexual art style whining about how whitey is oppressing Filipinos and stealing their women?
        Josh Luna is the guy who made it, he's drawn hundreds of them
        His brother Jonathan draws Spider Woman and mogs the shit out of him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that could be Nathan Algren and Taka's son on the right haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, hundreds, possibly thousands

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a bad movie, it's a mediocre flick with cringe weeb fanbase

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, hundreds of them

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take this movie seriously because the samurai in it refuse to use guns. It takes just one google search to find out how much feudal japan fell in love with firearms and the huge quantities of muskets they produced, more than any western nation at the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was more than 250 years between the golden age of Japanese gun production and the Satsuma Rebellion. In that time period, guns were abolished in Japan after the Tokugawa Shogunate started and peace lasted for hundreds of years. The samurai of the Satsuma rebellion did use a lot of guns but they were foreign made and reintroduced after Commodore Perry's black ship shenanigans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hideyoshi and, later, Tokugawa enacted hardcore gun control and introduced the idea that guns aren't honourable weapons in order to disarm the samurai a few centuries before this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The pope ban crossboe because you could just point it at a man and pull a trigger and kill him without skill or training haha

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based, i unironically dropped this half way. Un-American shit.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really like this movie, also 13th warrior
    Love these medieval-ish fish out of the water, learn to respect the culture that seemed like savage, etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      east meeting west is always a kino trope
      you'll like Red Sun and Hell in the Pacific

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No its the best movie ever made, I wish I was tom cruise

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise is the last samurai. Not the dumb nipcuck that died

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes almost all of them

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down Steven

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    leftoid detected

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The japanese should make the last westaboo about a japanese man becoming the best cowboy in america and defeating an evil bandit army

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That would be fricking kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'd watch that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already been made and it is a kino

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its racist to make a white guy the chosen one mary sue hero and the best ninja ever than people who live there and trained there ehole lives

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movie constantly filters people. Only gays think the title refers to Cruise.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was awesome stfu

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kills a man
    >makes man's wife fall for him
    Is this tom's most based character?

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