Is there a single reason not to side with them?

Is there a single reason not to side with them?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    subpar visual design sensabilities.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not being Nazi shithead?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Option a
      Let the Nazis rule the world nobody dies
      >Option b
      fight for the people who already rule the world and are identical to the Nazis risking the end of the world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody dies
        Didn't the second season literally start with an alternare timeline where Mark and Norman kill a bunch of people?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His next line is going to be "That's because they were resisting", conveniently overlooking the fact that Viltrumites use up and discard their occupied planets. It's like advocating for Combine rule.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, I don't die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OP: "God, I love fascist wiener. Being a slave is fricking awesome!"

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rest of the universe wants them dead?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there a single reason not to side with them?

    They're black.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They killed the inferior members of society (the israelites) nothing wrong with that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was as if they had become a car without brakes.
        Viltrumites are moronic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/dPov2Wb.jpg

        Is there a single reason not to side with them?

        [Spoiler]They're on the verge of extinction and they don't know how to stop it because they killed all the smart people on their planet who would know how[/spoiler]

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP: "God, I love fascist wiener. Being a slave is fricking awesome!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your ass goes to Starbucks and typed this on an Apple product

      OR

      Drinks Mountain Dew your parents bought typing it on a cheap piece of tech they also bought while living in their house.

      Either way, you ain't so free Anonham Lincoln.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice double strawman technique, very impressive. The only issue is even if anon fit every single claim there, they'd still be more free than under the boot of a peak-species conqueror race.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those god-awful moustaches.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're saiyan knockoffs, I'm not siding with that shit

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have power, but they cannot be trusted. They do not see you as people, never will, and the only thing between them and genociding your people is whether or not they think they have anything to gain from doing so.
    The viltrumites are a people where the most extreme and insane elements of their civilization murdered the rest of their own species until only they were left. Thats how they treat THEMSELVES, and they see you as infinitely lesser than they are.

    The only reasonable option is to take every option you can to eradicate the viltrumite people, and resist them in whatever way you can. Even death is better than life under their rule, because at least in death you haven't enabled them to spread their reign of primal cruelty to even more worlds faster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death is already better than being ruled by humans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They have power, but they cannot be trusted. They do not see you as people, never will, and the only thing between them and genociding your people is whether or not they think they have anything to gain from doing so.
      So just like anyone else in a position of power?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They have power, but they cannot be trusted. They do not see you as people, never will, and the only thing between them and genociding your people is whether or not they think they have anything to gain from doing so.
        hmmm sounds about the same as now except viltrumites aren't weak boomer morons

        Their solution to every situation is excessive violence. They are basically the African Warlords of Space. Thragg even goes around wearing a lion(man) pelt to drive the point home.

        They are machismo past the point of even South American dictators and straight into cartoonishly evil and violent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They have power, but they cannot be trusted. They do not see you as people, never will, and the only thing between them and genociding your people is whether or not they think they have anything to gain from doing so.
      hmmm sounds about the same as now except viltrumites aren't weak boomer morons

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's just be ruled by the morons that murdered most of their own civilians for no reason at all then decided to start a massive intergalatic war for no reason as well

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know if they changed this but it’s revealed they drain the life out of the planet much quicker for resources in exchange for safer easier lives

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haircuts are all awful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's mainly the junkie to the left, the rest just give the impression that the viltrumites came from wakanda.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No because they are mentally dependent on human wiener and pussy and love.
    After a few years we would be the ones calling the shots.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Accept Viltrumite rule with as little resistance as possible
      >Seduce the overlord(s), especially since not all of them will be stationed on earth at once
      >Get freedom, eternal sex gods, AND all the benefits of Viltrum-aided society
      You can tell Invincible has no psychics or otherwise useful seers, could've reached utopia MUCH more easily. I wonder if the big bad could've even been turned.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > >Seduce the overlord(s)

        Problem is you have no reason to believe that will work. They don't see you as a person, they barely see you as a pet. Your viltumite waifu/husbando will turn you into a cloud of gore some day because they got some back news and you happened to be in the room when they were frustrated. They will never regret it, and won't remember you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, swear to god some people think they could charm godzilla into being nice because they have no idea what real people are like. No viltrumite is ever going to see humanity as valid and valuable unless they live among them, and earth being dominated by the viltrumite empire wouldn't be that, it would be them using humans as breeding material in camps. There wouldn't be grapes and lounge chairs and wine, there would be protein slurry and cramped cells and mandatory physical labor shifts.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, swear to god some people think they could charm godzilla into being nice because they have no idea what real people are like. No viltrumite is ever going to see humanity as valid and valuable unless they live among them, and earth being dominated by the viltrumite empire wouldn't be that, it would be them using humans as breeding material in camps. There wouldn't be grapes and lounge chairs and wine, there would be protein slurry and cramped cells and mandatory physical labor shifts.

          All it takes is one cute human to go "you're my favorite oppressor :)" and it's all downhill from there, trust me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah until their "favorite oppressor" squeezes their head into paste to threaten the rest of their harem into obedience. Remember that the israelites who worked at the concentration camps lived longer, but still got thrown into the ovens.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Nazi's weren't known to be almost entirely pacified through their attachment to israeli people. Also Viltrumites don't specifically have the goal of specifically eradicating and/or enslaving humanity. Your parallel doesn't compare.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon in the comic it’s literally proof that human society is like fricking crack for Viltrumites. All of them are fricking horribly socially adjusted and get hit as hard as the Zentrandi did by idol culture. Omni-Man literally only continued his mission at first as a “Do it for them” moment and when the people he loved rejected him he sucked and fricked his days away on bug world until his kid explained that he’s so upset because he does care.

              Invincible literally sends Viltrumites to earth undercover and they go native super fricking fast

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All of them are fricking horribly socially adjusted and get hit as hard as the Zentrandi did by idol culture

                Glad someone else makes this comparison. Viltrumites might go on and on about how their society of the strong is perfect, but the fact of the matter is that not even THEY want to live in constant survival of the fittest mode when they have an alternative.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Remember that the israelites who worked at the concentration camps lived longer, but still got thrown into the ovens.
              Yeah, after riding a rollercoaster and hitting a wall and flying through the air and there were SS officers holding scorecards to grade each israelite's swan dive into the ovens.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would need to see how they govern the planets they conquer.

    If there's no crime,they punish corrupt leaders, true equality where everyone is treated fairly if we serve viltrum and don't frick around and we get protection from other threats in the universe

    I don't see the big issue

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They le kill people.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they are like Zod's army but weaker. Flash with speed force would literally one shot them without trace.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And before anyone asks, their tax policy is "excessive violence".
    You can frick off with these Space Idi Amins.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, there is, it was stated directly in both the comic and the show for those paying attention.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there a single reason not to side with them?
    No breeding program.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was the direct result of them instituting a breeding program- can any of you wienersuckers read?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That was the direct result of them instituting a breeding program
        Right, after Thragg's ass is handed to him and Nolan is king.
        See the problem is they acted all high and mighty with their haughty lack of crime and hoity toity medicine but they never tried to open with "We come in snu-snu", you cumgargling queefeater

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is a blue eyed Hispanic now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh noooo!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so she's even more perfect?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the entire reason they were coming to Earth, dumbass. They were going to turn Earth into a Breeding Camp.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We haven't seen enough about how they actually rule to make a judgement like that.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are not them so it's either off to the slave mines, snapped in half because of your genetic/physical defects, or if you're a human woman becoming a breeding sow until you hit menopause, then you get snapped in half.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You may not have noticed how during her whole pitch meeting Anissa never mentions what the Viltrumites get out of conquering Earth.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They openly and honestly state that they mine your planet for resources until it is dead and destroyed. Your "utopia" lasts a couple hundred years max.

    Earth would have the rare exception of being kept around in perma slavery most likely.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >our "utopia" lasts a couple hundred years max.
      great, i dont last a couple hundred years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          got something to say?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of their most loyal soldiers went to earth and in only a few short years completely turned on the empire. They'd likely destroy earth on principle to spite the very notion a viltrumite could go soft.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      except every veltiumite cals nolan defective

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, Human wiener/pussy is far too strong and we can turn every single viltrumite into a sentimental pansy without them even knowing in just a couple of years. it's a win/win

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Siding with them would be extremely... one sided. They wouldn't give a shit about you and you'd be thrown away as soon as you're useless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds familiar

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that they'll still see you as replaceable vermin and eventually kill you?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question, What do they want out of Earth? I haven't watched season two but so far I don't know shit about what they are like as rulers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [SPOILER]Humans are uniquely compatible with Viltrumite DNA. 99% of the Viltrumtes that existed when they started to conquer the universe got wiped out by a manufactured virus and Earth would be a prime breeding camp to replenish the population. They have been very good at keeping a secret just how few of them there are left.[/spoiler]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They would kill you simply for being a weak ass neet.

      Their populace is down to less than 50 people. Earth is 99.9999% compatible with their DNA. They need Earth to make it their new home planet and restore their numbers.

      they are aliens here to breed our b***hes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [SPOILER]Humans are uniquely compatible with Viltrumite DNA. 99% of the Viltrumtes that existed when they started to conquer the universe got wiped out by a manufactured virus and Earth would be a prime breeding camp to replenish the population. They have been very good at keeping a secret just how few of them there are left.[/spoiler]

        And they send a one(1) guy to protect that shit and he produces a single child in 16 years.
        Bruh. Also Omini-man doesn't do with the cloning tech Earth had? not even a throw away line about it being incompatible with his kind?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean part of that is him waiting to see if Mark actually got powers, plus 16 years is practically, 6 months for them.

          Plus a larger invasion would prob make the rest of the galaxy wonder why they were so interested in Earth.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they look like they'll lose to human wiener/pussy. Imagine having an army and families full of sexually whipped superpeople. Humanity could rule the universe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're not as charming as you think you are. you'd be chunky beef stew in two seconds.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous


    I would absolutelely pick either of them over my top 3 choices in the next presidential election

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a gigantic crab bucket, except the crabs are superhumans

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're black.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They wiped most of their own population out because they are "too weak"
    They already look down on rest of the galaxy and have no problem with deleting entire races from the map.
    You would live in constant fear as a serf that they would wipe you out one day out of boredom or fun.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there a single reason not to side with them?
    Fascism. You'll be living like a communist while all the really good food goes to feed the Privileged, the Powers, and maybe the Maulers since they're sneaky enough to steal your cracker rations.
    Plus, as a male, Viltrimutes don't need you. They want our Earth women and maybe our grasshoppers.
    If you don't cheer hard enough one day, then you'll end up as either a Reaniman or food paste for the Reanimens. Which leads to mandatory daily calisthenics or death.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Plus, as a male, Viltrimutes don't need you.

      >Implying the women dont need earth men as well.

      The female viltrumites also keep harems.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The female viltrumites also keep harems.
        Do you think that anyone less than Mauler clones of Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to please a woman who can crush a modern tank between her thighs?
        Do you think they they'd recruit Warcraft players who have 50% or more of their body weight in the gut? They'd sooner start breeding elephants "for size."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Besides, these 'breeding programs' anons like to fantasize about are moronic and extremely inefficient. The viltrumites are an extremely efficient and frugal species. They are just going to harvest semen and ovums with machines and grow fetuses in a lab.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean Anissa seemed to enjoy raping Mark and he’s pretty average in terms of build

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because mark from her point of view wasnt a human but a viltrumite.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not being a traitor to your own species? They are going to use you for menial labor/fuel/entertainment

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to grow a mustache without a beard

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is gay. Can we just ignore the story and say the viltrumites just end up fricking everybody

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