Is there an actor more cursed than Jared Leto? The only movies with him that are decent, are the ones where he's totally irrelevant.
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>Nobody
>Dallas Buyers Club
>American Psycho
Kys, hater.
He was cutting meat in American psycho. He has less than 3 minutes of screen time.
Take him out of the movie and the whole thing falls apart. Paul Allen is felt throughout the whole film.
Literally anyone could have played that role.
Cope.
I think you pop boners when you see him and finger pop your butthole while having a tuggie when you see Jared Leto
Jared Leto is better looking than you, that's for sure. Your resentment over that fact is more than obvious.
Kek so you do finger bang your butthole while watching his movies. I hope you wash your shitty fingers before using your keyboard homosexual
Yeah, but I want to see Jared Leto get chopped up by an axe
He was a block of wood in mr nobody
forgot
>fight club
but this proves OP's point even more, he's only successful if his character gets his shit rocked, either by a psycho or AIDS
he's barely a character in Fight Club
he's just a pretty boy who gets his ass kicked
>Dallas Buyers Club
Loving every laff. The fact that he won an Oscar for that 'performance' but Felicity Huffman didn't 10 years earlier for doing a ten times better job just goes to show what an empty virtue signalling shitfest the Oscars has become.
>has become
Dalls Buyers Club came out in like 2013 you fricking dinosaur
Younger than your homosexual bf Leto
He’s the 2022 version of 2005 Tom Cruise, just a walking punchline
I think he did a fine job in supporting roles like American Psycho and Fight Club. He didn't bother me in Requiem for a Dream either.
At what point did he become an absolute meme actor? He's been awful in everything I've seen him in lately.
>At what point did he become an absolute meme actor?
After he got the oscar. Directors and producers started thinking he was a genius and you had to let him do his thing, but he's moronic and has awful taste. He only is a good when he's well directed.
He's actually really good in that Nic Cage weapons dealer movie as his brother. It sounds absurd but they have good chemistry and the scenes where he's in downward spiral are some of the best. Also, I don't get the hate that Yakuza film he did got. It wasn't even a weeb fetish thing, most of it is the Japanese characters talking in their native language to more important people.
He's a successful White man with self-confidence and self-esteem. The only people who hate him are spiteful anti-whites who want to see him shamed and humiliated as their hatred for the White race is unending. Leto will outlive them.
>Brown hair
No matter how much you want to believe it and tell yourself you're one of us, you're not and never will be.
Brown hair is not a white trait. Somewhere down the line great great grandpappa stuck it in a darkie and ruined yours and Jared's genes forever.
Hello, Varg.
Cope harder, shitskin. You will not divide us.
>that “white Argentinian” cope
Lmao disgusting subhuman.
>brings South America into it
100% you are a brown skinned Hispanic.
You will never be white Jose.
You can just smell the larping mexiturd typing this. Cope, moctezuma.
hair texture is really all that matters, if there's no kink/ nappiness then you're good.
Only redheads are exempt from this rule
>Only redheads are exempt from this rule
No, they're not. Kinky hair on redheads is a israelite marker.
it's not anon, red hair texture is different because it utilizes different melanin than brown/blond hair
You don't know anything about white genetics.
Stop posting.
You have drank too much of the kool aid, my girlfriend is a ginger and she has straight hair, and no, she doesn't straighten it artificially.
based Varg
What the frick are you even talking about?
You wouldn't get it. Jared Leto makes Black folk mad just by being there.
He could have made a great Joker, but they needed to make him a flamboyant homosexual who sees terrorism as an art form.
>make the joker notorious french pervert Georges Bataille and cast Jared Leto as him
Kino.
That could have worked really well actually
Based and Letopilled.
>He's a successful White man with self-confidence and self-esteem.
He's an obnoxious hippy wannabe cult leader who models himself as this generation's John Lennon. And likely the butthole personality to boot. Anyone with enough of an ego to start a cult is already an insufferable butthole.
This man is literally Jesus Christ in minecraft, of course and you are denying him.
fricking kek
in runescape, you hand him an onion (purple please) and he tells you secrets of the Leto-verse.
I feel like at some point the mood shifted from semi-affectionate memeing to genuinely wishing he'd die and I think I missed the particular moment that happened
Same. I even liked him in BR2049, but apparently he was absolute garbage in it.
I think it was pic related that turned the attitude
Like always this shit starts with a bunch of sexless comic homosexuals crying about capeshit movies.
capeshit or not that performance was awful only thing worse was his decision to take the roll
what a gay lmao he is like an edgy 13 year old discovering insane clown posse and curse words.
I don't understand how he keeps getting cast in respectable movies. I'd be mortified if I had to have him in my movie.
>I'd be mortified if I had to have him in my movie.
Redditor take.
Me, I'd be beside myself at getting the chance to work with cultural icon and academy award winning genius actor Jared Leto.
His movies are beyond this time. Only posterity shall be able to discern his genius.
I am of the opinion that jared leto is a good actor
I want to know why Villeneuve thought it was a good idea to cast Leto in Blade Runner (whose character was originally written to be played by David Bowie)
The same reason why this twink keep getting casted flop after flop: he have a 13inch fat penis
Bowie was dying of cancer and I guess Leto was the next best meme actor available
David Bowie was a handsome White musician with piercing eyes. Jared Leto is a handsome White musician with piercing eyes. What don't you get?
Bowie is genuine, Leto is trying too hard
I love bowie but he was a massive try hard, he just perfected trying hard without seeming like a try-hard
Then it's by definition not try hard. Try hard is when you try but fail
bowie literally started rumors about him being bisexual just because it would make him seem more interesting and provide mystery. It worked, too
>Bowie
>genuine
What?
>ITS A MEEEE PAAAOOOLO
He’s a character actor. He’s not a main actor. That’s why he’s good in those types of projects, except for Suicide Squad, but I blame the director on that one.
Henry Cavill's kinda like that.
>gets to play superman
>movies are shit
>gets to play sherlock
>some homosexual show/movie about a mary sue genderflipped version of him
>gets to play geralt
>absolutely awful utter garbage show made by fricking netflix of all things
Also, the poor bastard has the tiniest hands I've ever seen on a man.
He was the greatest villain though
Based Arm wienerer Cavill.
He's just had a shit run, anon.
We can always hope for more.
Yeah, that was a fun watch. Him reloading his arms looked cool.
It's a shame he was born at the wrong time. He'd have been one of the greats, were he born 20-30 years earlier.
>those tiny hands
He's a good minor character/supporting role, not a lead
So is Jon Lovitz
He's become insane with ego recently and has ruined any talent he might of once had. He also isn't very popular and isn't a star. He likely has had a shit ton of botox and plastic surgery to look 30's when he's in his 50's so it likely hurts his ability to emote with his face.
Picking stuff like Morbius is just bad decision. Maybe he doesn't care. I think his Joker was fine. Strange and scary. But he just doesn't have charisma to be main character in any movie.
He's a good actor, kind of overrated though and also not leading man material. And yeah, he is unlucky. His Joker had tons of scenes cut in the effort to create this clusterfrick of a film called Suicide Squad.
his best roles have been when he plays a hopeless drug addict
He was genuinely great in House of Gucci, didn't even realise it was him until I looked it up.
Anyone can disappear in a role if they're wearing heavy makeup and prosthetics
He deserves it, cringe homosexual with an enormous ego who wants to be 24 for the rest of his life. Jared Pedo should be shot.
He's so cringe he managed to kill the most forced meme in internet history with a single tweet
Listen, butthole, for one glorious morning (morbing) not too long ago, anons on Cinemaphile decided to stream Morbius on Twitch. Not a penny was made for the studio that day, but we all watched it and shitposted furiously. I watched it three times in a fricking row. That morning changed my life.
About a week afterwards, a bat flew into my son's open window and bit him on the foot while he was asleep. We don't really have vampire bats here in south Utah but we do have other kinds of bats. I waited a couple of hours to call the ambulance, and he cried a lot. I held him and told him to stop being such a pussy because as soon as this bat gets tired (I shut the window) we were going to catch it, exsanguinate it (great term, learned it from the movie), and become living vampires.
After drinking the bat blood, I haven't noticed the ability to turn into a ghost and fly, or to use echolocation, or to order bats to do my willing. I don't feel any stronger, just moodier and REALLY afraid of water. I'm so thirsty and kind of on edge it's not even funny but I think it's part of the transformation process. It's hard to close my mouth. I think I need to drink more blood. I don't know how my son's doing, he's still in the hospital, and I don't really give a shit because he looks just like my b***h ex-wife and I only have him on weekends anyway.
>mfw it's morbin time
The frick are you talking about? Have you seen his new movie? It's really really good, he plays like a vampire or something
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