Is there anything I can watch with my gf that she won't talk through or look at her phone the whole time?
Is there anything I can watch with my gf that she won't talk through or look at her phone the whole time?
Is there anything I can watch with my gf that she won't talk through or look at her phone the whole time?
is she biologically female?
#blacked
She is the problem not the movie. Tell her to shut the frick up
There is not a woman on earth who will sit through an entire LOTR film without interrupting
Hit her when she does. It will stop pretty quickly, unless youre weak.
To be fair, she looks pretty unintelligent
She's actually a registered nurse
anything featuring melanin enhanced giga phallus
But no women involved, right? Especially no white women. You just want to watch fat chimp wiener. Right, homosexual? KEK
The Office. b***hes love The Office.
take her phone and hit her if she talks
People actually put up with that? I would not date a girl who can’t sit still and watch a movie without yapping or taking her fricking phone out
>wife bugs me to pick something to watch
>I usually just let her pick
>say fine
>pick holy grail
>she talks the entire movie
>never pick anything again
it's not possible, you have to pick something she will like or just get lucky and find one that likes the same shit you do (impossible)
I'm watching America's Next Top Model season 16 or something with my gf. It's hell
This just unrepressed my memory of watching every. god. damned. season. of the bachelor and the bachelorette when I was with my ex. God Speed, Brave Anon.
>he doesn't watch reality shows with his gf just to laugh at all the stupid shenanigans
You gays are really missing out
ANY romantic comedy.
Personally I suggest Sleepless in Seattle.
It's one of the more tolerable rom-coms.
I started watching kinos with my now ex gf less and less because she would fall asleep all the time
The Last Samurai
Master and Commander
Das Boot
this is London Evans isn't it. I've become that coomer who recognizes obscure fetish models haven't I.
I cannot name a single porn star
I can name some from the 00s when I used to jerk off to bangbros and brazzers vids downloaded from a hacked password. that's it though
>see pornstar name on Cinemaphile
>bing it
>click video tab
>find a video where the pornstar is doing missionary or sucking dick on her knees
>fap
>close browser
>forget they ever existed
yeah it's great not being a dopamine fiend
how weird must it be to do porn with your sister like she does
I assume it's a story to get more views but... maybe not.
anyway she's pure and virginal because she doesn't even do nude.
>she doesn't even do nude
I thought the same about Holly Manning. How little we know.
they're definitely bio sisters but they're not doing anything you can't see on youtube
Just put it on real housewives or some shit and she'll shut up and go on reddit for the gossip and then you just shit post here and call anyone who's older or younger than you a homosexual
Sitting and watching a movie in silence with others is dumb, nobody does that. OP is a virgin is so is half this thread. A good experience is shared, and it can't be shared if there's an autistic rule about no talking
>Humble brag thread #10022
I hope to god you get dumped, since you're a huge homosexual. I never made these homosexual threads, even when I was dating my wife.
I have trouble understanding why people insist on watching movies together with others. Has this improved movie watching experience to anyone ever?
Yes, I bond with my gf whenever she cries at a movie and I'm there for her
she's fricking Chad on the side
Your gf loves black men.
Yeah. Watching movies by yourself is sorta like cooking for yourself. It's what you usually do when you live on your own and you still get enjoyment out of a good meal, but it's nice to have someone over to appreciate it along with you and have some nice conversation after.
disappear and die
her autopsy?
You have to train them early on
Every time my fiancee would pull out her phone when we were watching something I would pause and take out my phone. Then she would get embarrassed and now she's never on her phone.
Women are literally children, you have to control their behavior.
The actual impossible feat is having an intelligent discussion about what you watch together, but you can't have everything.
Or you could date an intelligent woman. I make sure they have an Ivy degree
Why don't I just win the lottery while I'm at it?
Can't expect to do it when you have literally nothing to offer. Do better.
Less than half a percent of Americans went to an Ivy league school. Add in being somewhat attractive and good personality and that would be the top .1% of women.
I keep my goals realistic and attainable. I'm not expecting the elite, just someone who can rub two brain cells together.
She might comment on some of the clothes and purses but that's part of the charm
Just get a little spray bottle and spritz her when she stops paying attention, she'll get the hint eventually.
Phone use like that is compulsive, so she might not even want to do it.
You should have a convo with her about how everyone is always on their phones too much and you think it's ruining the world (including yourself) and then say you two should do some activities where you just pay attention to one thing.
Then take both your phones and put them in another room or something.
I was going to be mean to you. But this is a teachable moment. But on movies you like, even if she thinks its boring. Either you will get to watch a movie you enjoy, or she will get bored and start sucking your dick.
I just turn the volume up one every time she talks or goes on anything with sound on her phone. I don't care if she watches or not. This weekend I've watched Ace Ventura, Usual Suspects and Tenet while she sat on the sofa bored. Probs leave me soon.
No, there is nothing. Women have the attention span of a moronic hummingbird.
I dunno, you know her better than we do.
stop trying to force your woman to enjoy things. the female brain is incapable of true "appreciation". women only enjoy things because they're distracting, arousing or obnoxious.
Black Panther
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/michael-b-jordan-black-panther-girl-retainer#:~:text=During%20the%20movie%2C%20Sophia%20clenched,That%20girl%20is%20me.
Frick you
LMAO
A homosexual Black person mod actually tried banning me and all I said was my gf had sex with a black guy and enjoyed it. You fricking Black person janny got so insecure with your 2 inch dick.