Is this a monster film?
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Is this a monster film?
Is this a monster film?
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>not a monster movie
Dinosaurs existed, you idiot.
Watch the movie you moron
dinosaurs existed, they are not monsters.
Please see definition 2
all movies are monster movies by the 2nd definition.
Demonstrably false, for example where is the monster in Before Sunrise
It's a disaster film that's also sci-fi.
Watching it rn bruh
This is the only movie Jeff goldblum is good in
>Vibes
>Earth Girls are Easy
>The Fly
>Powder
>Independence Day
Not true, he was also kino in the first Independence Day film.
I love dinosaurs because of this film. The first book is also very good.
No, the dinosaurs in the movie behave like the animals they are, not monsters.
But they're big animals, i.e monsters
A large animal is NOT a monster. A monster implies it is something unnatural, something that shouldnt exist. A monster has behaviour that is not natural.
The size of the animal does not matter in the slightest.
>shouldn't exist
Did you not watch the movie, thats basically the whole point
>A monster implies it is something unnatural, something that shouldnt exist
Which is the theme of Jurassic Park. At least for the first movie/book.
It's all about man trying to play god and creating unholy abominations that aren't dinosaurs, but man's best guess at what dinosaurs were.
The book even ends with a horror stinger revealing that the dinos have evaded every precaution man has put in place to stop their proliferation.
A colossal spider is a movie monster
The movie is a monster movie
Are colossal spiders real?
“monster” is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We’re just used to being the cat.
meow
they are just animals
I hope that raptor doesn't have a penis.
Cuz that would be inaccurate.
Anon a major plot point of the first film is that the frog DNA let them change genders.
Yes but that's precisely because either way they have to same genitals, its called a cloaca.
dinosaurs could do this anyway
animals with cloaca have penises. Not only mammals. Birds have penises to
It's a family adventure movie with light comedic elements.
>family adventure
>light comedic elements
Did I stutter while my computer was transcribing speech-to-text?
It's a movie about a man who learns to overcome his hatred for children and learns that family is important ("life finds a way").
Spielberg is not that smart but thats an interesting take
'monster' is something unnatural
they're 'unnatural' in the context of the movie but not as the creatures (natural) they once were so not monsters
godzilla and chtulu are monsters
t-rexes were far more chronologically closer to US than it was to most of the huge plated/horned herbivorous dinosaurs its depicted preying on in the movies lol
>the frick is a cree-tay-shuz?
It's Frankenstein retold for the millionth time.
What would a dino omelete taste like
nothing because dinosaurs aren't real
Even turtle eggs don't taste that much different from chicken eggs so there you go
shit
>if you go by Ramsay's method
frick dinosaurs
they need to start making moronic creature feature kino about more recent bastard animals like terror birds (what the fake JP 'huge' raptors aspired to be), entelodonts (huge sort-of pigs that acted like I imagine what a grizzly crossed with a hyena/wolf would today)
and ofc all variety of what would qualify as 'dangerous wildlife' today following them around eating their scraps
>of course evolution inevitably doesn't favour the huge/supersizing as a last resort
There’s definitely room for the ice age beasts. Only media I can think of is 10,000 BC and that shit show La Brea