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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chuckie is a Chad and his kid has a confident expression
    >Tommy's an even bigger Chad but his kid looks like a bort or Milo from the Ooblongs
    What did they mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tommy’s kid looks like how he did as a baby.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kid's obviously way older than Rugrats Tommy was though; possibly Caliou age, who gets all the cancer jokes.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this the New York Times?

    I can't believe they tried to pass that bullshit off as of ANY of those people were struggling.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beep boop
      We need stronger captchas

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone knows you always grow up to marry the people you were friends with when you were 3 years old

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like you've ever left the block you grew up on.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dil and Angelica keeping it in the family

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s Harold.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick's a Harold?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's in all grown up and a few episodes near the end of the original series

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently Harold was in Angelica preschool class, but I have no memory of him as a baby. Most my memories are from All Grown Up.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phil went on HRT after in college and never spoke to Betty on Holidays via phonecalls and had to work in the porn industry to afford surgery, and never finished college.
    Eventually was found out by Dil browsing the web looking up pod people.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no picture of the dad for Susie's kids
    What did they mean by this?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This may not be actual incest but it's spiritually incest

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Susiebros? Our response?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phil died in Iraq, very sad.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Susie is a single mom

    These memes just write themselves

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tommy with a full beard is strangely disconcerting

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    now it is

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Phil?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Winning.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Chuckie and Angelica

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my thoughts on how things should end up(with the assumption that they're all roughly in their late 20's to early 30's);

    >Chuckie and Angelica ended up getting married within a year of graduating high school, Angelica's taken after her mother and become a rich and powerful businesswoman, though unlike her mother she's managed to minimize her work's impact on her home life, Chuckie is a stay at home husband & father to their four kids
    >Tommy and Kimi got married a couple years ago, had their first kid a little over a year ago, Tommy's an up and coming director(mostly TV but he's done a couple small films) while Kimi is an artist
    >Dil asked Lil to be his prom date after having no luck finding a girl to go with and not wanting to go alone, what was meant to just be her being nice to one of her best friends ended up being the start of a surprisingly strong relationship, they recently got engaged to be married, Lil has taken after her mother in becoming a Professional Wrestler, while Dil runs a series of eclectic websites and podcasts
    >Phil and Susie initially hooked up at Chuckie & Angelica's wedding when getting drunk together resulted in them sleeping together, which resulted in a casual "friends with benefits" relationship for years until a brief health scare led them to realize their feelings had matured into something more than just a physical attraction, they got married almost two years ago and had their first kid about the same time as Tommy & Kimi had their first and Chuckie and Angelica had their most recent kid, Susie's become a fairly successful singer, while Phil's become a bit of an internet celebrity due to a popular series of cooking videos he started a couple years ago

    the last two pairings are pretty much entirely due to me wanting all of them to be married(or at least engaged) and have kids(or soon to have kids) but not wanting to come up with OC spouses or have any of them be single parents

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