Is this by far the best popcorn vessel? It sold out almost immediately. Along with hype and interest about the video of the first trap that was released (eye vacuum) and the return of Jigsaw, it seems like there's a lot of excitement for Saw X.
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I wouldn't want to reach my hand in there
Afraid of Jigsaw's popcorn vessel?
Hit em with the digits
DIE YOU FRICKING Black person homosexual
wrong thread, idiot
have a nice day Black person. The OP posting this jigc shit is the same person as the mc content spammer
lol how can you tell?
That seems largely unrelated.
>largely unrelated
>except for those two specific things that are being conflated in those posts
moronic Black person
Whatever connections you're making come off completely schizo. OP was about a Jigsaw popcorn vessel and you start spiraling out and spouting weird babble.
>OP image contains "JIGC"
>jigc poster conflates jigsaw with "baker"
try to keep up if youre going to post
>i lack basic pattern recognition
frick off normalBlack person
Let's assume you are 100% right about whatever you are talking about, which no one understands by the way. Just because one person posts something, it doesn't mean anything.
>Let's assume you are 100% right about whatever you are talking about
Thanks, now see yourself out
https://www.scribbr.com/fallacies/begging-the-question-fallacy/
You got a point, moron?
And then you go directly to ad hominem.
I don't care about pleasing your delicate forensics class sensibilities. Frick off and die and never wake up
What the frick are you talking about? I can't believe anyone is actually this stupid.
Digits
Got em
Sheeesh
Definitely an above average incidence of digits.
YOU WILL DIE A SLOW TORTUROUS DEATH
Excuse me, what?
have a nice day YOU THREAD SPAMMING Black person homosexual
What are you even talking about?
DIE OF TORTURE YOU BIKER LOVING BRAIN DAMAGED Black person
>JigC on image
>filename JigC PopC.png
>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ITS THE ONLY SCHIZO WHO HAS EVER USED THE TERM "JIGC"?
Alright this thread is too weird for me - I'm out.
kek what the frick
Why are so many of the posters on Cinemaphile unironic schizos?
The anonymity allows people to say whatever is on their mind also this place is an echo chamber of loneliness
He's honestly funny. I don't get the biker shit but the Jigsaw posting kills me.
Its eyes do light up red, but it really is just a popcorn vessel.
Sounds cumbersome and complicated.
>reach into popcorn bucket on my friends lap
>grab onto something fleshy and hard
>hand becomes stuck to it
>notice friend is chained to seat and unable to speak
>movie cuts to black and billy the puppet appears on screen
>Anon, your hand is glued to your friends penis. The only way to dissolve the glue is cum. The movie theater is filling with poisonous gas. In 5 minutes you will be dead. Jerk your friend off to completion to free your self from the trap.
Kek
Frick it, why not
devilish
Make Jigsaw supernatural at this point, there's no reason not to
Jordan Peele watch out, there’s another twisted mind in town
One of the fairer traps
I'm hoping the guy in the eye vacuum trap makes it out alive, albeit down a hand.
After equality in traps didn't work out it's time to transition to demanding equity.
How are you supposed to jerk off someone if your hand is immobilized by glue, though?
Eh, part of the challenge, part of the game, frick it.
Yet another of Hoffman's unbeatable traps
I guess you're gonna have to somehow break out of it even if your friend dies.
Just rip off his dick and run out with it. Sorry bro, no homo.
Your hand is glued to the foreskin. You can still move the foreskin up and down the shaft in a masturbatory motion
Although it did also just occur to me that you could just jerk yourself off with your other hand and shoot the load into the popcorn bucket
I think the idea is that there's something in the adhesive compound that is resolved by the ejaculate.
Frick it, hit em with it
Yes im aware dickhead i wrote the greentext. Im saying that you dont need to stroke your friend to completion, you could just stroke yourself onto his peepee and use it just the same. Of course you could always just jerk your friend off too and see who cooms first
Whatever dude I don't want to get aggro with you, it's a fun concept good on ya
Sorry man. I immediately felt like i shouldnt have added the 'dickhead'. This a saw thread and theres no place for those kinds of shenanigans here
No worries man, gotta have some fun first and foremost and no sense getting precious about it.
I never liked popcorn with movies. I preferred candy
Is that the JigC PopC?
its a YOU WILL GET YOU FRICKING FEET CHOPPED OFF
Bros I can't wait we gon be jigging so hard when this shit drops
How the hell did this go from a discussion about a popcorn vessel to some guy lashing out and attacking everyone who posts in the thread?
if double
s then baker is a homosexual and you are too
>double doubles
NigC haters we're eating good
looks like both you homosexuals are done for
I think Saw X has a chance to be the highest grossing movie in the series. Hope that it is so that we can get more movies and they have the financial leeway to branch out and get experimental. Even the expanded cinematic universe idea that some people have talked about would be cool.
I can't remember the last time a Saw movie had an iconic trap to lead with like this. The visuals team really deserves kudos for this. Didn't want to and not trying to do a pun, but it's super eye catching. With people heading back to the theaters, Barbie and Oppenheimer doing great this summer, and the economy heading in the right direction, the stars could be aligning for Saw X to set series records.
You just know they're going to have some kind of cool twist to bring it from the Saw 1/2 setting into the present. It's the perfect setup for a left field twist that completely recontextualizes the Saw canon.
>JigCU samegay
Interesting decision not to release it closer to Halloween. I'd like to know what went into it. Either way, the production values are there and this looks like it will be the best Saw movie in a while.
What in the frick is experimental about Saw X?
Nice digits. The movie hasn't been released yet, so we don't know. Really what I was saying is that I hope the movie's success opens the door for the series to get weird. They're coming up against a wall because of Jigsaw's supposed death in the movies and Tobin Bell's age in real life. Why not just go completely off the wall with it? Give us AI Jigsaw.
>Even the expanded cinematic universe idea that some people have talked about would be cool.
Is anybody actually talking about this, or just the schizo poster who makes these JigCU threads?
Zero clue about any of that. Extended universes are mostly lame, but there's so much potential with horror villain crossovers. Freddy vs. Jason kicked ass. It's a cool idea.
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No arrow kek
Kek this thread is great. I'm not sure why the schizo is so against the MC threads anyways, they're funny.
hi baker. hows your child rape court case going?
What's with all these popcorn vessels? Do Americans really consume popcorn every day and use special bowls for them? Strange culture
It's more like a collectable. Sort of like getting a band tshirt when you go to see a concert.
>Is this by far the best popcorn vessel? It sold out almost immediately
What? The movie isn't even out yet.
It was offered as a limited edition item by Cinemark in the leadup to the movie's release. But they all sold out and are now going for a big mark up on ebay.
really?
how does this relate to the larger scale popcorn vessel economy?
I don't know really. In general things have improved since covid and it's good to see movies doing well at the theaters again so I'm hoping Saw X will be an exceptional entry in the franchise.
Primary digits? Sure, why not.
I'll be there opening night. Taking most of my extended family.
Never got the appeal of popcorn, its dry cardboard. Doesn't do anything for you. A pointless "food" for autists that can't sit still and need to constantly consoom
You gotta hit it with the salt and butter. There's other great flavors too.
Hit it with the C basically
Anon you are so fricking autistic it's incredible.
No sense being hard on people, it's just their own thing
It seems like it's clearly the best popcorn vessel.
Finally one that has alot of hype. Jigsaw seemed to get moderate interest. Spiral had some because Chris Rock and Sam Jackson. They usually get that bad horror name too. I wasn't sure at first but the plot came out and it sounded cool
Hit em with it
Saw X looks incredible.
Hoffman bros, we need a Saw XI to see our boy return to form!
Maybe we'll get it with Saw X. But either way you know they're going to have a crazy twist.
>23 posters
>over 80 replies
OP is having a meltdown
Poster IDs need to be on every board
Best thread on Cinemaphile at the moment.
hit em with the digits
>be like Babe Ruth
>point to the stands calling digits
>immediately get digits
White boys be like
Deranged poster(s?) with cuck fantasies. Utterly bizarre.
It's not a fantasy if it happens for real.
Smh white bois would rather be laughing at thread on Cinemaphile instead of fricking his women.
This is why we need black men. We import them and allow them to invade our borders and frick our women because we're too busy chatting with our stupid internet friends
Why are white people so weak like this? I could mog and kick your ass. I'm a 6'3 black college basketball player packing a 10 incher with a 6 pack abs. You people are pathetic little creatures.
>White boys when they see their favorite interracial porn scene be like
I'm so glad I'm not white lol
You would never catch a black man acting this pathetic. They're too busy pounding all the white pussy
White males make me sick. You're showing weakness. Black men don't do that. That's a white boy thing.
Why did this reply piss off that one dude so bad?
Who knows, there's like one maybe two guys like that who are on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
It's their own fricking problem.
Weird.
The internet is a big place. It's inevitable you're going to run into some jerk offs that are wound way too tight.
>I'm sorry anon, I told you. We can't remove the razorblades from the vessel, it's part of the experience.
Someone on here did an edit of Brendan Fraser's head from the Whale as a popcorn vessel and I've never stopped thinking about it.
>Brendan Fraser's head from the Whale popcorn vessel
where can I get this?
>JigC is better than JigACK
Frick it, hit em with it.
NOTHING WILL MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN SEEING YOU TORN BIT FROM BIT AND ROLLED IN SALT YOU SCUMBAG
are you the guy from /misc/ that kept screaming for proof of aliens and calling people rats or are you the barney guy?
Whoever he is, he's completely unhinged.
JigC is fricking moronic Black person burger
Based.
JigC = NigC
Just another brain damaged meth addicted moron
getting jiggy with it
I WILL PEEL YOUR FLESH AND SPRAY YOU WITH BLEACH
You won’t do anything:)
He should post his picture in the thread.
literally built for scalpers
Started at $25. Already above $80 in ebay auctions.
my god. brb investing all my money in popcorn vessels!!
Even with the economy improving, it's about as good an investment idea as anything else out there.
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Still the best
Frick it, hit em with it
schizo alert
It's utterly bizarre seeing some people have such a negative reaction to people discussing the new Saw movie.
I can't imagine a popcorn vessel topping this.
Digits, and you could very well say that it's Top of the Pops.
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>Posters: 43
Can somebody redpill me on the JigCU/PopC meme?
You got PopC in my JigC!
isnt PopC kinda racist?
No its not. Sawgays are mentally ill
What popcorn vessels do you think are better?
hittin' 'em with the dubs (checked)
Can't wait for Halloween season. Good momentum for content and it's gonna carry over.
What is MC?
Who is Baker?
Answer this or you are a bot.
Is that supposed to be JigC?
i hate consoomers so much
What even is this thread lmao
JigC hitting em with the PopC
Frick it, hit em with it
Jigsaw looks like it will be great unlike a certain other film...
Remember that time all the brown people thought the Oppenheimer popcorn bucket was a real thing and started bleating on here about how insensitive Americans are?
What's up with schizos, morons, and ESLs in JigC threads?
JigC PopC JigC PopC JigC PopC
JigC's PopC is almost undeniably the best popcorn vessel.
And it's not even close.
There's basically no way to have a better popcorn vessel tie in intentionally. Maybe it happens in some weird way organically. But otherwise, this is basically the best shit. It's ridiculously hard to engineer this kind of synergy.
Definitely the best popcorn vessel.
yeah no doubt
I like to sit with the popcorn vessel between my legs and pretend Billy is giving me a sweet blowey JJ
>181 posts
>58 posters
Memes aside it is a cool promo item.
Who keeps making these dumb "JigCU" threads?
>LOL JIGCU POPC JIGCU POPC
Fricking have a nice day.
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