Is this ever coming out?

Is this ever coming out?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will, but it won't be advertised until the very-last minute. (Ala. Sausage Party)

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hey Genndy, want to make a movie?
    >yeah, i want it to be about DOG BALLS LMAO
    what was he thinking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he was thinking about anything. This seems to be more-or-less executive meddling, but I can't be 100% sure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i feel like executives wouldn't support the idea of a 2D animated film in current year, but maybe that's just me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point, because this is WB/Discovery we're talking about. Sony is lucky enough to have passionate creatives.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            huh. so executives meddled in Genndy's projects to make a movie about dog balls in a medium that notoriously fails at the box office? am i getting that right? and this is intentional?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is speculation on my part, but I believe it to be the case. Bob's Burgers failed at the box office prior, so this comes as no coincidence.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why would executives want to lose money?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Executives want the 2d format to lose money, that way they can convince the masses that CG is the only profitable form of animation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                seems like the better option is to simply not fund 2D, but what do i know. i'm just a chump with chump change.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Euros are already bringing back 2D, so burgers might as well start doing it now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >bringing back
                Euros have always been animating in 2D.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My mistake.
                >t. burgergay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But The Boy and The Heron was a hit and even won the Oscar.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The Boy and The Heron
                Except that was Eastern. There has yet to be a Western, mainstream 2D film that will reach the same success as Disney's Renaissance-era films.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's because Disney buys out and/or shuts down the competition.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Disney's got a rude awakening coming, just like they did in the 70s-80s.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what happened in the 70s-80s?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Disney's dark age. Animation historians are rather familiar with the total chaos that was going on at the time. Lots of their films at that point had animation reused from previous films.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sooo what happened? why was it a dark age? reusing animation is just a time/budget saving thing. afaik Disney had always been scraping by financially until the 90s

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep in mind that Disney passed away in the Mid-60s, and Bakshi was taking off with independent animation around the 70s-80s.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Make The Simpsons Movie 2 then.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >In July 2021, Jean stated that discussions for the potential sequel had stalled due to the COVID-19 pandemic.[143]

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, 2D nowdays should appeal only to f/a/ggots, right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The fricking state of mainstream industry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonyrnous

        huh. so executives meddled in Genndy's projects to make a movie about dog balls in a medium that notoriously fails at the box office? am i getting that right? and this is intentional?

        Genndy revealed in an interview he did on Joe Dante's podcast that Fixed is a project he'd been trying to get a studio to buy since 2010. The dog balls premise and the hand-drawn look were his choice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The dog balls premise
          It's official, this dude's a furry.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even if it's bullshit, I believe it.
          For some unholy reason, every famous animator has that one vanity project that makes you wonder what the hell were they thinking.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People thought that way about Fritz, then it sparked a bunch of other people to try doing the same during the 70s.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Listened to that interview last year. It was a treasure to hear him reminiscing about the Hannah Barbara days. He also mentions, as a love letter to 2D, he seeked out the best animators in the world to work on Fixed... a movie entirely about dog penises.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have to be one of the best animators in the world if you're going to study dog anatomy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Part of drawing or becoming an animator is learning anatomy, so you have to drawn nude people as a reference eventually. The best artist are honestly the horniest. They get detail, appeal, and anatomy right.

            Now, a movie about dog balls is an entirely different topic to unpack, but I feel Genndy, a guy whose worked under different studios with restrictions, really wanted to make a movie as sexually deviant as this.

            Props to him at least. I’d see at least once before writing it off.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of seeing this dog's butthole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Furries would say otherwise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But thankfully, even in this forsaken day and age, no one listens to them seriously.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ehehehehe, I'm a bit of an anthro enjoyer myself.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dexter's Vasectomy
    Samurai Sack
    Hotel Transylvanuts
    Scrotum Wars: The Snip's Sore

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WB can't write it off since they're not funding it. Sony funded/produced it, WB are just the distributors. I'm sure they'll silently dump it out the same day as Deadpool 3 with little to no marketing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >WB are just the distributors.
      Yep, this film will be even more obscure than Sausage Party once it comes out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >WB can't write it off since they're not funding it. Sony funded/produced it, WB are just the distributors.
      Sony could write it off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they give it to WB then?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because WB's also releasing their own 2D film around the same time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They aren't releasing that, some other company is.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Huh..? That's extremely odd, who's behind distribution?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not your b***h, you look it up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >GFM Animation
                Never heard of them before.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, and I'm not sure why the hell anyone would want it to.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will, because furries.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this will have so much porn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know I'm right, and e621 knows I'm right.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully not, I'm tired of "adult" humor that just devolves to crude or juvenile themes like Velma or helluva boss. gendy is better than this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm certain this is a bait-and-switch tactic. Surely, Gendy's got a trick up his sleeve.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to kill Genndy's career.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He already has Primal S3 and Unicorn S2 in the pipeline. As well as his other sony movie Black Knight.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Genndy took not being able to show a dog's butthole on Samurai Jack so personally, he made a movie out of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully it was meant to tell a greater point, juvenile humor aside.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone want to?
    the best cartoons come out when creators are put on a leash and told what to do.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This whole movie seems like Genndy had a meeting with the higher-ups at Sony where went of his way to come up with the dumbest concept for a movie he could think of, just to frick with them (bad blood over the Popeye movie?) but to his surprise they actually liked it and greenlit it immediately and now he's stuck making it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This also seems like a likely scenario, but the dude's creative either way.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The industry has wised up to Genndy after Uniflop
    The sacred cow has been slaughtered

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Every industry veteran has their ups and downs. You expect us to believe that Cool World was a success?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it will, but with terrible box office results

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2dbros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      on Cinemaphile, nobody can hear you scream

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully not
    we have enough garbage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, you cannot stop Gendy from making something. (No matter how bad of an idea it is.)

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If there's a release date, then it's not completely hopeless.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we get a non-Cinemaphile 2D theatrical film
    >It is about dog nuts and will obviously fail
    >studios will just take this as further confirmation that 2D theatrical animation is dead
    I already pre-hate it just for that reason. That being said I am not huge on Gendy's comedy stuff outside of Dexter so I probably won't like it entire on it's own merits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look forward to the Looney Tunes film, if this won't be up your alley.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It would be nice if we had more options than a 'dude sex LMAO' comedy and the shambling corpse of a nearly 100 year old IP.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No Bugs, only Daffy, Porky, and fricking Petunia
        >Screwball Daffy instead of the universally better known and preferred sardonic Daffy
        >Premise already has been done and more creatively in the Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers short

        This movie is deader on arrival than Fixed is, and will probably also suck more.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it about a dog thats left in someones back shed while they go to work and it just barks for hours endlessly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently it's about a dog who has to get laid before he, well.. gets Fixed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt sound very realistic. im questioning if they even know what a dog is at this point.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a cartoon, so they obviously don't know. It's the same logic as Otis having udders.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then they let it out and it runs off to the nearby playground to take a big wet shit on the gravel footpath?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      too realistic

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WB refuses to give it a date so probably not

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People are hungry for 2D animation, so I hope this one is good. I want studios to take a hint.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, the "make an intentionally shitty movie so that when it bombs you can claim that there's no interest in reviving 2D theatrical animation" move, works every time.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahahahahha oh that's a real knee slapper, it's a movie about a dog's testicles! I mean, what? Movies don't revolve around dog testicles! That's just pure zaniness right there. Gennedy, you crazy magnificent bastard! I'm going to buy two tickets when this movie comes out in Pripyat!

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would i watch a movie about castration?

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