i couldn't get past how they were all low class criminal trash yet half the characters are monologue and philosophizing with flowery prose. as if anyone, especially gang bangers, talks like they talked in this movie.
if you read blogs and articles written by hardcore lifers a lot of them use very similar purple prose. Its just what happens when a dumb person has nothing to do but read all day, he ends up talking and writing the way he thinks a learned person would
What’s your program Cinemaphile?
Mine is:
Wake up 10am
Argue with mom about looking for job while making breakfast
Shower
4-5 hours shitposting
Go on LinkedIn, get discouraged
Shitpost
Nap
Avoid mom
Dinner
Shitpost
Bed
This is the program of a militant wood with his hand up when it's time to put in work. Stay ready anon, I got some people who are telling me Janny's paperwork is all bad.
fricking checked. add 11 to that, wood, make it 88 ...WHITE POWER...and remember racism is the epitome of ignorance. LETS QUIT BEING STUPID. LETS START UNDERSTANDING
solid program homie. puttin in work for the woodpile, puttin in work for the race. just don't forget predditors are smash on sight on my yard. now, unhoop that paperwork
damn right wood, i am not a racist that is the most IGNORANT SMALL MINDED SHIT I CAN IMAGINE but when you're on a cali yard aint nothin for it but to get after it. i'm talking 14 shitposts followed by 88 burpees SUPREME WHITE POWER BROTHER. you wanna see my paperwork homie?
>THIS DUDE, they called him GLEN HELL, he was from Glendale and he would smash women's orbitals, he was on the yard claiming Cinemaphile. 6 foot 8, 400 pounds, SCARIEST mother fricker you could imagine. Swastikas all over. Chudjacks, THE WHOLE DEAL
>Well, one day, we run it back. TURNS OUT, he wasn't Cinemaphile at all, MOTHER. FRICKER. WAS. Cinemaphile. >SO, one day out on the yard, we have 2 dicky posters, 2 Jigsaw posters. A mother FRICKING MC content poster, and they're ready to put in work. >SWEAR. TO. GOD. MC poster swings. BOOM. This fool in ON. THE. GROUND. He gets his SHIT STOMPED IN. MC poster got TEN YEARS. On a TWO DAY sockpuppet charge. >THEY DID what they HAD TO DO though. When you are SUSPENDED, you PUT in WORK for your BOARD.
9 months ago
Anonymous
10/10 would program with
9 months ago
Anonymous
you heard about the /lgbt/ poster on block 6 this guy had this infect gaping axe wound where your wiener meant to be you believe that shit?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>/lgbt/
ayo wood we can put athide out differenthes for thith one aint no one buthin cheekth on thith yard we gotta thplit thith homosexualh wig
9 months ago
Anonymous
I find it funny this guy's motto or whatever is "Wig Splitters". Like aren't you supposed to be a reformed criminal?
Wake up
Catch bus
Drink coffee at bus stop
Catch bus to gym
Eat lunch
Catch bus to park
Lounge around at park/read/shitpost
Catch bus to homeless shelter
Lay down in bed and shitpost
Dinner
Shower
Shitpost until pm meds kick in
>meds
meds? on my yard? i don't think so wood, we don't frick with that. white men do not take medication on a cali yard, you'd better have clean paperwork or you're getting smashed up for 88 seconds in the tower blind spot.
Because he has massive lenses for his glasses. Back before my time even people were made fun of for having lenses thicker than the bottom of a coke bottle
Because he has massive lenses for his glasses. Back before my time even people were made fun of for having lenses thicker than the bottom of a coke bottle
>tfw anon forgot to hoop his paperwork before stepping onto your yard
solid program homie. puttin in work for the woodpile, puttin in work for the race. just don't forget predditors are smash on sight on my yard. now, unhoop that paperwork
damn right wood, i am not a racist that is the most IGNORANT SMALL MINDED SHIT I CAN IMAGINE but when you're on a cali yard aint nothin for it but to get after it. i'm talking 14 shitposts followed by 88 burpees SUPREME WHITE POWER BROTHER. you wanna see my paperwork homie?
I remember this fake gangbanger being posted on this site 4 years ago and I opened his YouTube channel just now, he now lives in a mansion and has several sports car in his garage.
Did YouTube money really buy him all this much?
Shouldn't he be getting millions of views on his videos for that to happen.
>Did YouTube money really buy him all this much?
you never know. people rent shit to post on socials. everything is reality tv tier psyoped until proven otherwise
I couldnt get past his fricking accent in this
i couldn't get past how they were all low class criminal trash yet half the characters are monologue and philosophizing with flowery prose. as if anyone, especially gang bangers, talks like they talked in this movie.
if you read blogs and articles written by hardcore lifers a lot of them use very similar purple prose. Its just what happens when a dumb person has nothing to do but read all day, he ends up talking and writing the way he thinks a learned person would
Benchood
It's just the ultimate jail fantasy
>tfw anon forgot to hoop his paperwork before stepping onto your yard
What’s your program Cinemaphile?
Mine is:
Wake up 10am
Argue with mom about looking for job while making breakfast
Shower
4-5 hours shitposting
Go on LinkedIn, get discouraged
Shitpost
Nap
Avoid mom
Dinner
Shitpost
Bed
This is the program of a militant wood with his hand up when it's time to put in work. Stay ready anon, I got some people who are telling me Janny's paperwork is all bad.
fricking checked. add 11 to that, wood, make it 88 ...WHITE POWER...and remember racism is the epitome of ignorance. LETS QUIT BEING STUPID. LETS START UNDERSTANDING
solid program homie. puttin in work for the woodpile, puttin in work for the race. just don't forget predditors are smash on sight on my yard. now, unhoop that paperwork
NOW, I AM NOT A RACIST
SUPREME WHITE POWER
damn right wood, i am not a racist that is the most IGNORANT SMALL MINDED SHIT I CAN IMAGINE but when you're on a cali yard aint nothin for it but to get after it. i'm talking 14 shitposts followed by 88 burpees SUPREME WHITE POWER BROTHER. you wanna see my paperwork homie?
what is this guys youtube again?
Wes Watson
>THIS DUDE, they called him GLEN HELL, he was from Glendale and he would smash women's orbitals, he was on the yard claiming Cinemaphile. 6 foot 8, 400 pounds, SCARIEST mother fricker you could imagine. Swastikas all over. Chudjacks, THE WHOLE DEAL
>Well, one day, we run it back. TURNS OUT, he wasn't Cinemaphile at all, MOTHER. FRICKER. WAS. Cinemaphile.
>SO, one day out on the yard, we have 2 dicky posters, 2 Jigsaw posters. A mother FRICKING MC content poster, and they're ready to put in work.
>SWEAR. TO. GOD. MC poster swings. BOOM. This fool in ON. THE. GROUND. He gets his SHIT STOMPED IN. MC poster got TEN YEARS. On a TWO DAY sockpuppet charge.
>THEY DID what they HAD TO DO though. When you are SUSPENDED, you PUT in WORK for your BOARD.
10/10 would program with
you heard about the /lgbt/ poster on block 6 this guy had this infect gaping axe wound where your wiener meant to be you believe that shit?
>/lgbt/
ayo wood we can put athide out differenthes for thith one aint no one buthin cheekth on thith yard we gotta thplit thith homosexualh wig
I find it funny this guy's motto or whatever is "Wig Splitters". Like aren't you supposed to be a reformed criminal?
he is a Black person what did you expect?
Wake up
Catch bus
Drink coffee at bus stop
Catch bus to gym
Eat lunch
Catch bus to park
Lounge around at park/read/shitpost
Catch bus to homeless shelter
Lay down in bed and shitpost
Dinner
Shower
Shitpost until pm meds kick in
>meds
meds? on my yard? i don't think so wood, we don't frick with that. white men do not take medication on a cali yard, you'd better have clean paperwork or you're getting smashed up for 88 seconds in the tower blind spot.
>wtf youre mad that we tried to kill your family???
What's wrong with him? They said they were sorry
I am once again asking why he killed Shotgun to prevent him revealing the deal to police when his whole plan was to get caught anyway?
He needed to kill everyone in his gang so they wouldn't threaten his family. If Shotgun's plan with the cops worked then he would be a loose end
Thank you for a logical answer senpai
Because Shotgun was a pussy ass snitch and Money was becoming the top shotcaller of Cali's AB
How did Bukele solve something that burgers can't in just 3 years?
His country is still third world
just like USA?
for the longest time I always heard shock collar and was thoroughly confused until I saw the name for this movie
No. It's israeli propaganda that attempts to make you believe le Nazis are still bad
Frick wrong movie. I didn't even look properly at the op pic, assumed it was Eastern Promises with bare-wiener Virgo
Cool it with the hieroglyphs.
Why do they call him bottles
he had a lot of piss jugs
because he's like a milkman with all his whites
I believe these.
I think you're lying.
Because he has massive lenses for his glasses. Back before my time even people were made fun of for having lenses thicker than the bottom of a coke bottle
What happened to Bottles?
He invested in crypto.
became a senator or something
I'm not talking about helping us with our computer skills
Do they let manlet israelites into the Aryan Brotherhood?
is this the best a shot caller can get? would you be happy with this?
I remember this fake gangbanger being posted on this site 4 years ago and I opened his YouTube channel just now, he now lives in a mansion and has several sports car in his garage.
Did YouTube money really buy him all this much?
Shouldn't he be getting millions of views on his videos for that to happen.
>Did YouTube money really buy him all this much?
It's the coaching. It's very successful and the Youtube channel is his side hustle.
Like Kevin Hart from Get Hard? Except the white prison nazi version?
>Did YouTube money really buy him all this much?
you never know. people rent shit to post on socials. everything is reality tv tier psyoped until proven otherwise
I agree. His videos don’t get any views and even rich people don’t buy $300k Lamborghinis
Some other youtuber interviewed him recently and he said he gives motivational speeches and earns over 10k in a week.
was she a single mom or not?
Is no one going to mention that this movie doesn't take place in America?
it’s Prisonslop. the capeshit of prison movies
no its more boomslop dadcore
every dumb 30+ dude thinks this is what they'd do in prison
Felon was better