So, I suffered through this pretentious garbage called Triangle of Sadness, and let me tell you, it's a snooze fest of epic proportions. If you're into watching paint dry and feeling like crap afterwards, this movie's for you! The only thing worth mentioning about this flick is the fancy camerawork. Yeah, they tried their best to distract you from the mind-numbingly slow plot with some pretty visuals. But guess what? It's like putting lipstick on a pig, my dudes. No amount of fancy shots can save this sinking ship. Let's talk about the actors. It's a shame to see such talent wasted on this dumpster fire of a script. The characters are as lifeless as the audience after sitting through this borefest. I swear, I've seen more chemistry between a potato and a carrot. These actors must have been paid a fortune to pretend to care about this story. And oh, the story. Get ready for a mind-numbingly depressing journey into the world of fashion, where everything is superficial and everyone is miserable. It's like watching a documentary on how to ruin your own evening. Seriously, if you're looking for an uplifting experience, steer clear of this dreck. Look, I get it, some people like to wallow in self-pity and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence. But if you're not a glutton for punishment, save yourself the agony and skip Triangle of Sadness. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
TL;DR: Triangle of Sadness is a soul-sucking, mind-numbing experience that will make you question your life choices. Avoid it like the plague unless you're a glutton for punishment and have a masochistic streak.
Hey, looks like we've got ourselves a contrarian here! So, you actually enjoyed Triangle of Sadness, huh? Well, I guess there's no accounting for bad taste! Just kidding, my friend. But seriously, did you accidentally fall asleep during the movie and wake up thinking it was a masterpiece? It happens to the best of us. Listen, I understand that everyone's entitled to their own opinion, no matter how wrong it may be. Maybe you're into watching grass grow or getting a root canal without anesthesia, and that's perfectly fine. But personally, I'd rather have a lobotomy than subject myself to that cinematic torture again. But hey, if you're into depressing films that make you question your life choices, then Triangle of Sadness is the perfect match for you. Just make sure to stock up on antidepressants and tissues, because you're gonna need 'em, my friend. So go ahead and revel in the depths of despair with your beloved movie. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be enjoying films that actually make us feel something other than an overwhelming desire to gouge our eyes out. Cheers!
I think anon is probably lonely for (you)s. Probably hasn't seen the movie.
[...] again. At least I hope he hasn't seen the movie because what life choices was he questioning?
[...]
nice copypasta
Oh, you caught me! I totally saw Triangle of Sadness, including that riveting dinner scene on the yacht. It was a real cinematic marvel, let me tell you. The opulent yacht, the pretentious characters, the grand display of wealth—it was all so refreshing and original. And don't even get me started on the tension! It was like watching paint dry, but with a side of forced conversations and superficiality. The monologue that shattered the fragile harmony? Pure poetry, I tell you. Triangle of Sadness truly captures the essence of the fashion industry and the human condition. A must-see for anyone who enjoys being underwhelmed.
You want to know why you've been filtered, so here it goes: literalism. You're limited to a surface description of the movies' events without really making sense of them and also using the wrong adjectives which means you misread the social undertones: the yacht wasn't that opulent and most of the main characters weren't pretentious-- they were in fact noveau riche/aspirational types and the model was a social climber. So you have to pay attention to nuance and motivation-wise to what is shown rather than told the spectator.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Look, I'll be honest with you. I'd rather watch a snail marathon than decipher the "nuance" and "motivation" in Triangle of Sadness. Who needs character development when you can have characters spewing vague dialogue and relying on smoldering stares? I mean, who needs a coherent plot when you can sit there and piece together the fragments of your shattered expectations? If I wanted to be confused and frustrated, I'd try assembling Ikea furniture blindfolded. Triangle of Sadness is a masterpiece of leaving the audience clueless and desperate for an actual story. Bravo!
10 months ago
Anonymous
So you at least acknowledge the otherwise obvious: it isn't the movie, it's you. It was beyond your grasp at least for the time being, which is not that rare: before the internet, streaming etc, ToS would have found its audience naturally, but now there are more people watching it without the intellectual means/life experience to fully understand it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Movies should be honest and not deceive the viewer. There's no room for trickery or empty promises. Give us a genuine story, engaging characters, and a clear narrative. Don't leave us scratching our heads and wondering what the heck just happened.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Movies should be honest and not deceive the viewer.
Movies are not fast-food: they're not beholden to lowest common denominators or expectations of simpleminded obviousness. Art is made to elevate, not just to entertain the masses.
10 months ago
Anonymous
There are movies for that feel and movies for others as well. No, not every movie should fit into the mould you’ve described.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Ah, the defender of all movies! Guess some people enjoy being bamboozled. Personally, I'll stick to films that make sense. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Great films are supposed to leave the viewer with questions so they engage with the discourse. Maybe your confusion is symptomatic.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, absolutely! The movie is a real master at leaving viewers with questions. Like, "Why did I waste my time watching this?" or "What did I do to deserve this level of confusion?" It's like a puzzle that's missing half the pieces and expects you to appreciate the empty spaces. But hey, if being confused and engaging in discourse about a cinematic enigma is your cup of tea, then Triangle of Sadness is your holy grail. Enjoy!
10 months ago
Anonymous
There's really nothing "enigmatic" about the film, Woody Harrelson straight up tells you what it's about and frames the social critique. I'll give you a hint: The ship sinking while the shit and vomit builds to the surface is a visual metaphor. Enjoy!
10 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, Woody Harrelson with his profound wisdom! How could I have missed the subtle brilliance when he straight up spoon-feeds the audience the meaning? Silly me! And here I was thinking that maybe the ship sinking while the shit and vomit rise was just a literal representation of a sinking ship with, well, shit and vomit. But no, it's a "visual metaphor"! How enlightening! Thanks for the hint, I'll be sure to savor every drop of that deep social critique. Enjoy your metaphorical shipwreck, my friend!
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're contradicting yourself and you type like you're about to have a stroke due to your own impotence.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, bless your heart for your kind concern! Don't worry about my typing, it's just my excitement over discussing such a profound cinematic masterpiece like Triangle of Sadness. As for the contradiction, well, maybe it's just the sheer brilliance of the film that has left me utterly speechless and unable to articulate my thoughts coherently. Clearly, my feeble mortal mind can't comprehend the genius that is Triangle of Sadness. I bow down to your superior intellect and taste in films. May your strokes of enlightenment continue to guide you on your cinematic journey.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Thank you, at least you admit it. Bye bye now!
10 months ago
Anonymous
Sure thing, you delicate flower. Take care and see ya later!
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Oh, Woody Harrelson with his profound wisdom!
It's the opposite: his rote marxist inanities spouted while the yacht was sinking were meant to highlight their own worthlessness in practice.
So, I suffered through this pretentious garbage called Triangle of Sadness, and let me tell you, it's a snooze fest of epic proportions. If you're into watching paint dry and feeling like crap afterwards, this movie's for you! The only thing worth mentioning about this flick is the fancy camerawork. Yeah, they tried their best to distract you from the mind-numbingly slow plot with some pretty visuals. But guess what? It's like putting lipstick on a pig, my dudes. No amount of fancy shots can save this sinking ship. Let's talk about the actors. It's a shame to see such talent wasted on this dumpster fire of a script. The characters are as lifeless as the audience after sitting through this borefest. I swear, I've seen more chemistry between a potato and a carrot. These actors must have been paid a fortune to pretend to care about this story. And oh, the story. Get ready for a mind-numbingly depressing journey into the world of fashion, where everything is superficial and everyone is miserable. It's like watching a documentary on how to ruin your own evening. Seriously, if you're looking for an uplifting experience, steer clear of this dreck. Look, I get it, some people like to wallow in self-pity and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence. But if you're not a glutton for punishment, save yourself the agony and skip Triangle of Sadness. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
TL;DR: Triangle of Sadness is a soul-sucking, mind-numbing experience that will make you question your life choices. Avoid it like the plague unless you're a glutton for punishment and have a masochistic streak.
It's worth watching.
It's a social satire, part Bunuel part JG Ballard, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with "le rich are bad" misinterpretations bc it's harshly critical of human nature in ALL social classes, including the poor, and it's incredibly redpilled about women. It also brutally ridicules marxism and its verbose hypocrisies.
Nothing better than a comedy that’s only kinda funny for about a third of the run time, mostly towards the beginning. One of the worst last half hours I’ve seen in a while. Boring camerawork, uneven acting. 5/10
The dinner sequence was genuinely very well-directed and at least it's somewhat nuanced in its treatment, instead of the usual dishonest hamfisted propaganda. It's definitely worth a watch.
Yeah, it's great. Very surprising too.
>Triangle of Sadness
>Instantly pictures Old Sneed, Sneed, and Chuck
Bunch of miserable bullying pricks
What the frick are you talking?
He’s just a stupid city slicker
Highly pretentious but has some good moments in first half. Entertaining enough to watch it once.
It's low tier on the shape hierarchy
It would’ve been much more appropriate to reference Ruben ostlund’s “the square” for this meme
pure kino
It's very funny.
So, I suffered through this pretentious garbage called Triangle of Sadness, and let me tell you, it's a snooze fest of epic proportions. If you're into watching paint dry and feeling like crap afterwards, this movie's for you! The only thing worth mentioning about this flick is the fancy camerawork. Yeah, they tried their best to distract you from the mind-numbingly slow plot with some pretty visuals. But guess what? It's like putting lipstick on a pig, my dudes. No amount of fancy shots can save this sinking ship. Let's talk about the actors. It's a shame to see such talent wasted on this dumpster fire of a script. The characters are as lifeless as the audience after sitting through this borefest. I swear, I've seen more chemistry between a potato and a carrot. These actors must have been paid a fortune to pretend to care about this story. And oh, the story. Get ready for a mind-numbingly depressing journey into the world of fashion, where everything is superficial and everyone is miserable. It's like watching a documentary on how to ruin your own evening. Seriously, if you're looking for an uplifting experience, steer clear of this dreck. Look, I get it, some people like to wallow in self-pity and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence. But if you're not a glutton for punishment, save yourself the agony and skip Triangle of Sadness. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
TL;DR: Triangle of Sadness is a soul-sucking, mind-numbing experience that will make you question your life choices. Avoid it like the plague unless you're a glutton for punishment and have a masochistic streak.
tldr, filtered
God he’s so beautiful
Also, rip girl
So well worth watching, thanks
>movie makes fun of pretenses
>anon: wtf is this pretentiousness? NOT funny
Ok
Hey, looks like we've got ourselves a contrarian here! So, you actually enjoyed Triangle of Sadness, huh? Well, I guess there's no accounting for bad taste! Just kidding, my friend. But seriously, did you accidentally fall asleep during the movie and wake up thinking it was a masterpiece? It happens to the best of us. Listen, I understand that everyone's entitled to their own opinion, no matter how wrong it may be. Maybe you're into watching grass grow or getting a root canal without anesthesia, and that's perfectly fine. But personally, I'd rather have a lobotomy than subject myself to that cinematic torture again. But hey, if you're into depressing films that make you question your life choices, then Triangle of Sadness is the perfect match for you. Just make sure to stock up on antidepressants and tissues, because you're gonna need 'em, my friend. So go ahead and revel in the depths of despair with your beloved movie. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be enjoying films that actually make us feel something other than an overwhelming desire to gouge our eyes out. Cheers!
You write too much without really saying anything
I think anon is probably lonely for (you)s. Probably hasn't seen the movie.
again. At least I hope he hasn't seen the movie because what life choices was he questioning?
Oh, you caught me! I totally saw Triangle of Sadness, including that riveting dinner scene on the yacht. It was a real cinematic marvel, let me tell you. The opulent yacht, the pretentious characters, the grand display of wealth—it was all so refreshing and original. And don't even get me started on the tension! It was like watching paint dry, but with a side of forced conversations and superficiality. The monologue that shattered the fragile harmony? Pure poetry, I tell you. Triangle of Sadness truly captures the essence of the fashion industry and the human condition. A must-see for anyone who enjoys being underwhelmed.
You want to know why you've been filtered, so here it goes: literalism. You're limited to a surface description of the movies' events without really making sense of them and also using the wrong adjectives which means you misread the social undertones: the yacht wasn't that opulent and most of the main characters weren't pretentious-- they were in fact noveau riche/aspirational types and the model was a social climber. So you have to pay attention to nuance and motivation-wise to what is shown rather than told the spectator.
Look, I'll be honest with you. I'd rather watch a snail marathon than decipher the "nuance" and "motivation" in Triangle of Sadness. Who needs character development when you can have characters spewing vague dialogue and relying on smoldering stares? I mean, who needs a coherent plot when you can sit there and piece together the fragments of your shattered expectations? If I wanted to be confused and frustrated, I'd try assembling Ikea furniture blindfolded. Triangle of Sadness is a masterpiece of leaving the audience clueless and desperate for an actual story. Bravo!
So you at least acknowledge the otherwise obvious: it isn't the movie, it's you. It was beyond your grasp at least for the time being, which is not that rare: before the internet, streaming etc, ToS would have found its audience naturally, but now there are more people watching it without the intellectual means/life experience to fully understand it.
Movies should be honest and not deceive the viewer. There's no room for trickery or empty promises. Give us a genuine story, engaging characters, and a clear narrative. Don't leave us scratching our heads and wondering what the heck just happened.
>Movies should be honest and not deceive the viewer.
Movies are not fast-food: they're not beholden to lowest common denominators or expectations of simpleminded obviousness. Art is made to elevate, not just to entertain the masses.
There are movies for that feel and movies for others as well. No, not every movie should fit into the mould you’ve described.
Ah, the defender of all movies! Guess some people enjoy being bamboozled. Personally, I'll stick to films that make sense. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
Great films are supposed to leave the viewer with questions so they engage with the discourse. Maybe your confusion is symptomatic.
Oh, absolutely! The movie is a real master at leaving viewers with questions. Like, "Why did I waste my time watching this?" or "What did I do to deserve this level of confusion?" It's like a puzzle that's missing half the pieces and expects you to appreciate the empty spaces. But hey, if being confused and engaging in discourse about a cinematic enigma is your cup of tea, then Triangle of Sadness is your holy grail. Enjoy!
There's really nothing "enigmatic" about the film, Woody Harrelson straight up tells you what it's about and frames the social critique. I'll give you a hint: The ship sinking while the shit and vomit builds to the surface is a visual metaphor. Enjoy!
Oh, Woody Harrelson with his profound wisdom! How could I have missed the subtle brilliance when he straight up spoon-feeds the audience the meaning? Silly me! And here I was thinking that maybe the ship sinking while the shit and vomit rise was just a literal representation of a sinking ship with, well, shit and vomit. But no, it's a "visual metaphor"! How enlightening! Thanks for the hint, I'll be sure to savor every drop of that deep social critique. Enjoy your metaphorical shipwreck, my friend!
You're contradicting yourself and you type like you're about to have a stroke due to your own impotence.
Oh, bless your heart for your kind concern! Don't worry about my typing, it's just my excitement over discussing such a profound cinematic masterpiece like Triangle of Sadness. As for the contradiction, well, maybe it's just the sheer brilliance of the film that has left me utterly speechless and unable to articulate my thoughts coherently. Clearly, my feeble mortal mind can't comprehend the genius that is Triangle of Sadness. I bow down to your superior intellect and taste in films. May your strokes of enlightenment continue to guide you on your cinematic journey.
Thank you, at least you admit it. Bye bye now!
Sure thing, you delicate flower. Take care and see ya later!
>Oh, Woody Harrelson with his profound wisdom!
It's the opposite: his rote marxist inanities spouted while the yacht was sinking were meant to highlight their own worthlessness in practice.
Bingo
nice copypasta
It's worth watching.
It's a social satire, part Bunuel part JG Ballard, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with "le rich are bad" misinterpretations bc it's harshly critical of human nature in ALL social classes, including the poor, and it's incredibly redpilled about women. It also brutally ridicules marxism and its verbose hypocrisies.
Nothing better than a comedy that’s only kinda funny for about a third of the run time, mostly towards the beginning. One of the worst last half hours I’ve seen in a while. Boring camerawork, uneven acting. 5/10
yeah
the ending scene was kino
>inb4 muh rich people bad
filtered
It’s good until they crash on the island, then it’s boring and goes on way too long
It is. The final act is mediocre though.
Charlbi is hot and I hope she makes more movies
>Woody Harrelson
>Harris Dickinson
what did they mean by this?
thoroughly enjoyable
Best film of last year. People are getting filtered left and right because the Ameritard brain can't comprehend proper Marxist critique. Sad!
The dinner sequence was genuinely very well-directed and at least it's somewhat nuanced in its treatment, instead of the usual dishonest hamfisted propaganda. It's definitely worth a watch.
Tee nutella scene was hilarious
Entertaining. However it gives an impression that the screenwriter had stumbled upon his first book about communism and capitalism.
it's alright, the director has another film The Square that is much much better