Is this happened to his cranium and jaw, what happened to his testicles?
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Is this happened to his cranium and jaw, what happened to his testicles?
they shrunk
It's deep space not deep ocean you a-hole
Easy there tiger. Let's not get our insults mixed up now, we're better than that. A-holes are jerks, this guy is a mo-ron.
Adam had to touch them individually to return them to their natural shape
you reckon they work like pop corn colonels?
>pop corn colonels
>colonels
Dummy
His bones were intact, the gasses in his body expanded and fizzed out of his blood and filled his joints with bubbles. He would not have survived without suffering from serious bends, joint pain and paralysis
He’s half-alien, though.
Thread over
>pop corn colonels
>colonels
no they work like the marine corpse
I'm glad you posted this because I can finally share this anecdote from my childhood.
>make friends with croatian transfer kid at age 6
>this is 1992 during the yugoslav wars his family has fled
>he's a soft boy with glasses and cries when you call him yugoslavian and murmurs i-i'm croatian
>go on playdates with him
>offers me a binary choice of playing lego (what he wants to do) or watch a video (doesn't want)
>be contrarian, say video
>he says okay the only video he has is power rangers teach you karate
>fine, put it on
>okay but you can't watch power rangers teach you karate unless you are wearing my power ranger costume and do the moves along with them
>fricking fine, put it on
>well, well
>i don't even remember how this conflict was resolved
>year later
>he says the word 'colonel' like 'ka-la-nel'
>i tell him it's said kernel
>he insists it's kalanel for years
>we lose touch
>end up at the same college
>his autism has intensified
>walks around campus in a fedora tipping it to girls who recoil
>he meets some russian girl who wraps him very tightly around her finger
1/2
>years pass
>he goes to a boot camp for UX and ends up in corporate tech shit
>i know how to program and hit him up for a job
>join his startup that he founded
>we're walking on the pier one night getting stoned
>i'm telling him about a dilbert comic where a marketer asks dilbert to make a telepathic user interface and dilbert slaps him, like any good engineer
>laugh to myself, look at my friend
>he's lost in the words 'telepathic user interface'
>tells me we're going to work on using EKG helmets that read surface brain levels to make a brain-controlled remote
>tell him i'm woefully unequipped to accomplish this (THIS IS YEARS BEFORE NEURALINK)
>i jury rig a prototype, he's so impressed, i can get the user to shoot a ball through a hoop with his brain at 30% success rate but no higher (i know you think i'm lying)
>the startup company runs completely out of money and i'm let go
>months pass
>blizzard decides soldier 76 is gay, i'm mad about it
>my friend has begun transforming into woke and gets mad
>he is bisexual or something? he's never done anything with a man but now wants woke homosexual points
>i tell him this shit is moronic and he never speaks to me again
>get the strong feeling that he was gay for me the whole time given his russian wife cheated on him repeatedly and even told him she was happier when she was
i'll never repeat this tale to anyone hereafter
what's going on, you said this was a childhood anecdote but we're already past college events here
thats a reddiotr thats going to screenshot his own post to later put on reddit. just ignore it, newhomosexual
even as a reddit post it doesn't work, he used too many nono words. did i get tricked into reading a gpt greentext?
top kek this dude is dumb as balls. i bet youre happy like most of the time. fricking lawl!!!
i'm extremely fricking happy and i'm convinced it's due to a chemical imbalance or something but i'm not about to look a gift horse in the mouth
what the frick are you talking about. why did I just read this nonsense.
gonna have to agree with the other anons, you might be the schizo here
Genuine intelligence masquerading as unironic stupidity. A true Cinemaphile joint
I thought gamora would save him was I supposed to expect that?
I thought the same, dumb amnesiac. Now Peter and Adam will marry. Thanks Marvel.
I really thought for a second that Marvel had the balls to gruesomely kill off a main character and gained a little respect. Then lost it all when they did that dumbass lampshaded deus ex machina.
Honestly it would be cool if we had a movie were Jesus does that pose instead of God
>I really thought for a second that Marvel had the balls to gruesomely kill off a main character because he forgot he owend a space helmet and rocket boots and gained a little respect.
Why'd they make Star-Lord just a guy with guns in this one
I mean just 5 minutes before every single one of em were flying around with broken windshields in space with no fricks to give.
realistically, how much time could someone survive when jumping to 1atm to space?
One to two minutes, so it's possible to survive it. You don't just explode, you swell up a bit and asphyxiate and then die. Later you freeze or maybe burn depending on how far you are from a star.
why the frick is quill even unable to breathe in space to begin with? he's half celestial according to the MCU canon, and ego was straight up riding on top of his ship in GoTG 2
Ego was the source of any powers he had. Once he died they were gone.
When he died Peter also lost everything celestial about him. Ego's body desintegrated bc it lived thousands of years but Peter is only ,in his thirties so he lives as a common man now
I’m glad star lord lived more star lord movies