>is this it?
>is this all you can conjure, North Atlanticman?
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>Women and children only
I would have pushed the guard overboard and jumped in the life boat,frick dying for prostitutes and their bastard spawn
Wealthiest men aboard Titanic (Cal’s cohort) had half the survival rate of the poorest women who traveled in steerage.
Baser, drown more rich
Eat the rich!
>Eat the rich!
troony slogan for left wingers who secretly do the rich's bidding, kys.
The noble crab deserves more gourmet meals of billionaire soup
>Eat the rich!
Not enough of them. Black folk and commies on the other hand...
What is it with the characters he plays and "muh women and children"?
SAIL TO RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING
Took me 10 years to realise he was in a state of total shock during the second half of the movie
I thought he had just dementia when I was younger
no one knows how the real captain died either
some people said they saw him go to the wheel room when it went down
some said he jumped off right before it went down
some said they saw him swim up to a lifeboat with a baby and then swam away
Some say he was last seen on the lower decks, executing the Irish with his service revolver lest they find their way to the lifeboats
Died a hero
Some say he's still out there to this day, swimming and waiting for rescue. If you listen closely on a calm Atlantic night you can still hear him, cursing the israelites and Irish.
>damn Irish, all the luck in the world couldn't help them build a seaworthy boat
gizza job
Based
go on, I can do that, gizza job
What can men do against such reckless Thatcherism?
>wet have been my dreams of late
>what can men do against such sticky sheets
*aboard the Californian*
>captain there’s a huge ship nearby throwing up rockets, should I turn on the wireless?
>tell me. why would we come to the aid of those who did not heed our ice warnings?
lel
>Titanic calls for aid!
>And Carpathia will answer!
Seriously though why did they ignore them?
>Sir that ship firing rockets looks like it's tilted 20 degrees into the water, shouldn't we do something?
>Merely a mirage, go back to sleep
1. They only had one radio operator and he went to bed.
2. They tried to use lights to communicate and titanic didn’t respond
3. They saw the ship looking OK and some fireworks, but didn’t know what was happening
> Doing extra work they aren't paid to do
Obviously you've never been a sailor.
If there's no distress call, clear SOS signal, or you didn't recieved one if there was, why would you assume anything is wrong
jews
>Where was Carpathia when boiler room 6 flooded? Where was Carpathia when life jackets were counted? Where was Carp-- hmph. No, my lord Astor. We are alone.
when is 9/11 gonna get a dramatic romance story like titanic?
In 2090
Just read stories about it
>couple going down stairs
>husband 2fat and sits to rest a little
>wife keeps going down
>building collapses, he dies, she don't
Or coworkers
>some elevators still working
>male coworker let the woman ride the elevator first, says everything will be allright
>before elevator returns, building collapses
>dude died
Or the angry woman who was concious when the paramedic or some guy was leaving black stickers to the corpses of jumpers/bodies
probably never since we'll have a Muslim president burning gays on the capitol steps by 2080.
When are we gonna get stocking stuffer toys of 9/11?
>Titanic calls for aid
>And the Titan will answer
>brrrraap
>Lightoller, take your collapsible through the freezing and drowning passengers in the water! Murdoch, have a nice day! Pitman, take your lifeboat starboard after you pass the berg! Funnels shall be felled, Micks shall be drowned! Arise, arise, rowers of Smith! Good boys! Good lads!
is it true that murdoch’s relatives were pissed at Cameron for depicting him as committing suicide? is that a real historical fact?
Yes they got tilted at him for depicting what eyewitness accounts said happened. Some other dude said he was "swept out to sea while helping people" but there were no waves so that was clearly just a lie to cover up the suicide.
The "wave" was caused by the ship taking a sudden dive, causing water to quickly wash over that part of the ship.
should have just stolen the ship
Wasn't there a group of people trying to say the captain saw the iceberg and just made a dumb mistake or didn't make the proper orders or something, and that it could have easily been avoided? I remember there was some lite-conspiracy theory about this and families of survivors were arguing withe the captains family or something
I don't know about that but there are people who said if they didn't shut off the main propeller it would have helped with avoiding the iceberg and only made it harder to get the boat to turn
found it
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-titanic-book/titanic-sunk-by-steering-mistake-author-says-idUSTRE68L1HG20100922
don't know if it is reliable though
>Louise Patten, a writer and granddaughter of Titanic second officer Charles Lightoller, said the truth about what happened nearly 100 years ago had been hidden for fear of tarnishing the reputation of her grandfather, who later became a war hero.
>Lightoller, the most senior officer to have survived the disaster, covered up the error in two inquiries on both sides of the Atlantic because he was worried it would bankrupt the ill-fated liner’s owners and put his colleagues out of a job.
>“They could easily have avoided the iceberg if it wasn’t for the blunder,” Patten told the Daily Telegraph.
>“Instead of steering Titanic safely round to the left of the iceberg, once it had been spotted dead ahead, the steersman, Robert Hitchins, had panicked and turned it the wrong way.”
>Patten, who made the revelations to coincide with the publication of her new novel “Good as Gold” into which her account of events are woven, said that the conversion from sail ships to steam meant there were two different steering systems.
>Crucially, one system meant turning the wheel one way and the other in completely the opposite direction.
>Once the mistake had been made, Patten added, “they only had four minutes to change course and by the time (first officer William) Murdoch spotted Hitchins’ mistake and then tried to rectify it, it was too late.”
>"Had the silly thing in reverse lol."
Why was a cruise ship officer carrying a sidearm
you know why
HULLS SHALL BE SHAKEN
ICE SPLINTERED
A COLD DAY
A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
'ERE THE LIFEBOATS LOOSE
DEAAAAAATH
DEPTH
DEPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHH
hehe well done
I'd have gladly followed him into the cold ocean after that speech
>seal the irish below deck, open fire on any you see above the waterline
Why did he do it?
Trying to save america from further irishifcation
have you met the irish?
> The icebergs are the dummy ones that Edward Carson and his butt-buddy Arthur Balfour made!
What would you guys do to survive the Titanic?
Use Rose as a life raft.
The real move is to use her pusy to keep your appendages warm.
Not go in the first place
>Step 1: Be a man
>Step 2: Don't be Irish
>Step 3: Beat all women away from the lifeboats with a metal crowbar
>Step 4: When I get accused of cowardness when I return to shore, come up with elaborate story how it was a israelites fault
They were dropped off in ((New York City)) you silly goose.
I don't think New York had become overrun with them at that point, it wasn't really until the soviet union came about that Russian israelites started pouring in huge numbers, at least where they took over entire areas.
Oh no Russian israelites started pouring in after 1890.
israeli New Yorker here, my maternal great-grandparents moved here in the 1880s and my paternal grandparent came over as a baby in 1901.
>>Step 2: Don't be Irish
Frick.
>dont be Irish
Thats me done then
If I'd been on that ship, it would have gone down a lot different. There would have been a lot of ice on the first class promenade deck
okay Marky Mark
OUT OF MY WAY, FIRST CLASS FRICKING SHITS
>Jump on the water when the boats are going down
>Climb boat
Who the frick is gonna fight you? The kids and women?
As long you were shot on sight by the guards on the sinking ship it's a worth a shot
>getting in the water
Nuh huh huh. Fill a flask of brandy. Stuff your pockets with bread rolls. Wear a thick sweater and a wooly hat. Go to the opposite side to Lightoller, tell them you spent your summers boating on Nantucket Sound, and get in the first lifeboat. Get ladies drunk on your brandy, get a group handjob as the ship goes down
>get a group handjob as the ship goes down
won't know if you're coming or going
herp derp
Some men did this. Ismay, the owner of the line, claims to have done this.
>Ismay, the owner of the line, claims to have done this.
Based. Frick women and children
You're jumping into icy water, your muscles tense up and you reflexively inhale - you're almost certainly dead before you can do anything.
Yeah as soon as you hit the icy water you're gonna jump 15 meters in the air and yell "Hyahyahyahyahya" while you lose 3 pieces of your power meter. Just basic science.
use the frozen wagecucks for floating
I had a dream last night that I was adrift on a piece of wreckage and that I could see some massive, toothed creature was coming up for me from below. All I could see was the teeth, and I woke up knowing that I was completely fricked.
I had a dream once where I fell off a boat into the sea. There weren't even any monsters there, but simply being aware there's nothing but that vast, pitch black abyss below made me panic for real. I've never been at open sea before, and never fricking will
Do you fear that dark abyss'a?
I would probably just fricking die sadly.
Be wealthy. Assert dominance over the lesser classes by sitting my fat ass in a lifeboat. Enjoy the tea biscuits I've been storing in my coat pocket while I watch the ship go under from hundreds of yards away.
literally just climb on the iceberg and chill
wondered that too, but the ship didn't stop moving once it hit. Pretty sure the captain ordered a full reverse in the hopes of slightly lowering the flow water into ship, wouldn't have made any significant difference. But it did mean the iceberg ended up a couple miles directly ahead of the ship where it presumably sat and laughed at the stupid drowning humans
Jumped off before the last few boats launch and swim for a close boat with few people. Easily climb in
they say only 5 people managed to get out of the water and into a boat
One was a Chinaman who survived IRL the way Rose did. They cut his scene tho, probably because it underscored Rose’s.
> The men were identified as Lee Bing, Fang Lang, Chang Chip, Ah Lam, Chung Foo and Ling Hee.
NO WAY lmfao
> Within 24 hours of their arrival at the immigrant inspection station in Ellis Island, New York, they were expelled from the country because of the Chinese Exclusion Act
BASED
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56755614
>a controversial law that barred the immigration of Chinese people into the US
>controversial
To who?
>To who?
corporations who would rather pay immigrants low wages than citizens fair wages
to the writers and editors of the BBC
if they weren't allowed to go to America why was he on the boat then?
They were sailors traveling to jobs in the Caribbean
well what's the point of deporting him then? he'd already been through enough at that point, just put him on a boat headed to where he was actually going
Use the lifeboats (which could hold ~half the passengers in one trip) to ferry everyone over to the iceberg (which was still right next to Titanic, just a couple minutes of rowing away). Have them wait there instead of in the freezing water for Carpathia to arrive
Sneak into some proper dame’s cabin, give myself a shave and treat myself to one of her dresses and some makeup and a yuge hat.
Then go up and hop on a ship without sword and let them think I’m some ungainly icy broad (back then they were all pretty rough to look at) and chill in a life boat with 2 other people until the rescue ship shows up, where I’d simply demand immediate use of a bathroom due to my lady problems and change into my naked self.
Then I’d hop the railing back overboard and swim up buck naked next to a lifeboat and act as though I’d been swimming vigorously for hours in the nude.
I identify as a woman let me on the lifeboat.
why didnt they just tie the ship to the lifeboats to keep it afloat
why don't they pull the boat back up from the sea floor before it finishes dissolving down there?
Why not just drink the ocean before the boat sinks?
Get drunk, that would literally save me
okay Charles Joughin
take a lifeboat full of girls and row them to the nearest deserted island so I can save them
>no son-a mine's gonna play foosball
what did Molly Brown mean by this
Icebergs are the DEVIL
>Molly saving people from the water with a fan boat
>No captain should have to founder his ship
>”””unsinkable””” ship named Titantic
>”””unimplodable””” sub that explores it named Titan
who writes this shit
>"unfrickable" woman named Tit
and atheists will tell you there's no Zeus...
Ice and freezing water.
Ever has it clothed the tombs of my forebears.
Now it shall cover the graves of hundreds.
No Captain should ever have to see his ship sink.
>Only the best for the Captain's table.
>BERG
>BERG
>BERG
>I looked for you on in the control room
>we weren't there
>this ship would be above the water if we had been
Holy shit.
What can men do against such reckless weight.
Accept their fate
If only they had access to a submersible.
Or just one Logitech controller.
~~*iceberg*~~
It’s creepy how so much of it is hidden underwater
>GROND
>GROND
>GROND
>CHRIST, DE BURG!
The iceberg ahead scene is one of my favorite of all time
>Who am I, Mr. Lightoller?
>You are our captain, sire.
>And do you trust your captain?
>Your men, captain, will follow you to whatever end.
>To whatever end...
>Where is the ship and the crewman?
>Where is the watcher that was calling?
>They have passed like ice from the glacier.
>Beneath the ocean, into shadow.
>SouthEast Newfoundland.. You fear to go into those trenches.. The billionaires dived too greedily and too deep.
>You know what they found in the darkness of The Atlantic.. tension and strain.
>Even as the Titanic was the foundation of their wealth, so also it was their destruction.
>Where is the hat and the petticoat, and the white stache’ flowing?
Where is the coal in the coalchute, and the red furnace glowing?
Where is the wind and the top sail and the head wind growing?
They have passed like rain on the top deck, like a waves on the beach;
The days have gone down in the West behind the horizon into shadow.
Who shall gather the flare of the downed ship burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?
Actually a really underrated and high effort post. I heard it in my head to the tune Colin J Rudd put the original poem to.
good post
the Titanic is proof that the middle class is the best people
if you see the dead chart by class it's actually middle-class men that had the most deaths and they mostly volunteered to give their seats
poor people are rats, they only care for the next scrap, they don't care who gives it or who they have to tear apart
the rich don't care, they can be rich somewhere else
it's the middle class that actually has a vested interest in the good of society
this is why the NSDAP made a titanic movie as ww2 propaganda thoughever
>"Send word for the women and children to make for the life boats, and barricade the irish below!"
>"So much death. What can men do against such reckless ice?"
>"swim out with me."
>"swim out and meet it?"
>"For death and glory?"
>"For White Star. For your people."
>(voiceover by Sir Ian Mckellen) Captain of Carpathia : "Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."
kino
The Liner Ship of The Ring
>implying there is an iceberg dead ahead
Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind?
>BRING THAT ICEBERG DOWN.
underrated zero (You) post
A daring synthesis
Turn back!! Toss your pride into the ocean!!!
No.
Why the frick was the Captain so moronic irl? Wtf was his problem?
The unsinkable ship is suddenly sinking and at least half the passengers are guaranteed to die because there aren't enough lifeboats. What would you do?
I mean about the fact that he ignored warnings and did not lover the fricking speed. What amount of a moron so you have to be to risk that much?
>shall we give the lookouts binoculars?
>no...that's just what they'll be expecting us to do
They thought they were south of the ice field
If they’d had accurate positioning information they would have stopped like the California and the Carpathia would have gotten there sooner
>They thought they were south of the ice field
The frick? The moron Smith repeatedly ignored warnings that he was in an ice field and icebergs are ahead.
Nobody thought anything, they just thought they'd dodge them. The Californian captain was also a moron, but at least he did right by his ship - he heard of ice, lowered speed and eventually stopped. Titanic was almost going close to full speed at the time it hit the iceberg.
The CQD coordinates he gave were off by like 15 miles too
put yourself in his shoes
>Start career in wooden ships
>now you are in a giant steel beast
>everyone says it's completely unsinkable
>"we are south of the icebergs sir"
>"go fast, it's good for the company"
sure it seems naive now with the benefit of hindsight, but I can totally see how he bought into the BS everyone was telling him about what the ship was capable of.
They were under pressure to get to NYC in a certain time
>Do you know how the icebergs first came into being? They were ice sheet once, taken by the dark oceans, broken and twisted. A deadly and terrible form of ice. Now... perfected. My ship wrecking glazier. Whom do you serve?
>FEDERAL RESERVE
Fricking hell.
that's not the iceberg that hit Titanic. The most likely candidate is this one (pic related)
>how can ice undo iron?
>what kind of ice could bring down the ship?
>>what kind of ice could bring down the ship?
The kind that weighs 50 tons.
lel
rip my sides
Criminally underrated
Howling
ok I have to ask, did someone shop a merchant there in the middle of this thing or am I just seeing things.
hot mama, now that's a post
why didn't he just park the boat at night?
Because there’s usually nothing in the ocean that doesn’t have lights on and you lose valuable travel time. Also they had lookouts. And they didn’t think they were near the ice field (positional error)
They would have stopped if they thought they were in the ice field
There's waves in the middle of the ocean. If the boat is just sitting there it's gonna be constantly rocked by the waves hitting it, not as big an issue when you are underway and cutting through the waves.
Also the whole sales gimmick of the Titanic was travelling in luxery and speed, if your just sitting around at night with your thumbs up your ass (still burning coal regardless too) then the customers are paying for nothing.
>DEPTH! DEPTH!
Why didn't they build this ship out of ice?
They'd run it into an ironberg
heh
>If the hull is breached, the Titanic will fall.
>Even if it is breached it would take water beyond reckoning, thousands of gallons to sink the ship.
>TENS OF THOUSANDS.
>Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Why are these two movies so prime for shitposting? They work for so many things
>only fills lifeboats to 1/3 capacity even knowing that there weren't enough lifeboats even IF filled to capacity
>fails to give proper orders to crew
>fails to even inform a good portion of the crew until an hour after hitting the berg
>just stands around looking stoic and saying "stiff upper lip, chaps"
Most useless Captain in history?
I wouldn't give him shit for the no boats, that was mostly company policy.
But it's' quite clear he was vastly inexperienced in handling problems and unexpected occurrences. His career, albeit long, was mostly safe and uneventful. So when shit happened he was like a deer stuck in headlights.
They weren't even able to get all the boats out so more wouldn't have really helped much. Also they didn't fill the boats to capacity because they weren't sure if they could properly lower the boats under full weight, think they were supposed to come back to the ship to pick up survivors but only one did
>They expect 1,517 of us in the wreckage, brother.
there was a scene of a boat ignoring the Captain's orders but it was cut for whatever reason
Man. I forgot how good James Cameron was at making films in the 80s and 90s. I need to go watch thos again? Who is streaming it?
Holy shit I forgot Victor Newman was in this movie. I haven't seen it in so fricking long. Based
He's really only in the first class dinner part without the deleted scenes
>They weren't even able to get all the boats out so more wouldn't have really helped much
Yeah because they were taking their sweat ass time because the Captain was either inactive or not giving clear enough orders. Hell, they didn't even start readying boats until a half hour after impact.
it did not even become clear to people that the ship was going down for an hour after they hit the iceberg. once word spread it was a shitfest some early life boats left with as low as 12 onboard.
>come back to the ship to pick up survivors but only one did
And leave the people where?
Damn, he was just two days away from retirement!
Beautiful.
Ahh yes, my trusted watchman, Lazy Shipsink.
Oh holy hell.
>They will have women....and children on board..
>This ship cannot sink!
>SHE'S BUILT BY IRISHMEN SIR! I assure you she can!
damn what a scathing criticism
well then why did they let them build it
cheap plus some of them might die from making it
It was built by the Belfast Billy's who spent the world war hiding in the dockyards
It was built by Ulstermen
Edward Carson was trying to stop the bergs from attacking the Titanic.
Northcliffe thought that RB Haldane was piloting the icebergs.
>EDWARD SMITH! DO NOT MISTAKE ME FOR SOME CHILLER OF PREMIXED wienerTAILS!
>I AM NOT TRYING TO REFRESH YOU!
>I am trying to sink you.
Why didn't he just steer the boat out of the way?
they did but the eagles steered it back
Captain Smith just killed 5 more people, fricking butthole
FOUR HOURS?
Yes, thank you.
Kek can you imagine?
haha yeah, just as a prank of course
Alright, that made me laugh hard.
Imagine your death is the equivalent of a huge load from a benis shaped tube
>tfw you end your life as boiling jizz being shot out of a metal wiener.
me when your mom
>AMBATAKAM
I miss bill paxton so much
>Apollo 13
>Titanic
>Twister
what was with Bill and disaster movies
>the pressure outside is 31/2 tons
3 and a half tons per square inch
It's clearly three half tons for a total of 1.5 tons
🙁
Yeah it's 15.5 tons, what's so difficult about that
SINK WITH ME
Why do me with beards look so wise?
You have my oar.
And you have my pistol!
....and MY Fire Axe!
Why do men with beards look so wise?
because he looks like Haddock
>Let’s spread her legs
>panflute rendition of My Heart Will Go On
Why didn't they try to block up the hole? Surely they could've found some rope and steel sheets to drape over the side of the ship. Wouldn't be waterproof but could've bought them another hour or two
NO, MY CAPTAIN! You mustn't drown the iceberg! Enough drownings have been done on its behalf! You must allow it to drift to Bosnia-Herzegovina, where it will drown Franz Ferdinand.
one does not simply sail into Iceberg Alley
why didn't Elrond Hubbard just shove Isildur into the volcano?
Just another Kinslaying by Noldor blood
DEPTH!
Man Titanic is such a good film
I can watch the scene of trying to avoid the iceberg a million times and still be at the edge of my seat
With AI, one day the results will differ.
yeah if they did not do the engine restart thing the ship would of been ripped apart all along the side that hit the iceberg. instead of the 2 hours they got to escape they would of had 20 minutes tops
>Women and children only
the real life version of this guy went against that order and was letting on lots of men in the early stages of the sinking. on the other side of the ship that homosexual Lightoller was only letting on woman and children through the entire sinking.
One of them took the order as "women and children first" and the other "women and children only"
I'm sorry anon and I know women are trash but I'm not letting this trope go.
If I'm ever on a sinking ship by God as my witness I will kill every man and Black person I have to to: A. Ensure women and children first and B. Ensure the captain goes down with that motherfricker.
its not the 1910s anymore we will be throwing simps and trannies like you overboard along with any crew member that does not join out mutiny
It should only be those without children
youre a moronic Black person
it should literally only be "women AND children". as in mothers with their children or children if they cant find or dont have parents with them. letting on random women is moronic
there is no such thing as a special accommodation for women just because. its age, or injury, or condition like being pregnant
Both simps of the highest order. Sailing to a country rife with fresh, clean shaven American pussy and they SAVE these crusty old b***hes so they can put into port and frick the first pencil-mustached prick they bump into
What was the icebergs tax policy?
Ship called Titanic
Sub called Titan
Did the screenwriters run out of ideas or something?
history repeats itself anon
What can men do against rogue waves?
SAILS WILL BE SHAKEN
SHIPS WILL BE SPLINTERED
AN OAR-DAY, A COLD DAY
ERE THE ICEBERG RISES
DEAD!
DEAD!
DEAD!
FULL SPEED AHEAD
>The age of sail are over
>The time of the ironclad has begun
>I brought 500 sailors from Carphatian sire
>Where are the sailors from the Californian?
>None have come my Lord
> Oops, looks like the ship full of Tory voters has sunk haha...oh how sad.
> Suppose also that while the vessel was still under construction, 100,000 men in Bowler Hats had assembled in Belfast, and there, with the blessing of the Church and the approval of the Conservative leaders, had sworn a Solemn Oath and Covenant that if the Titanic were ever launched they would die in the last ditch sooner than allow her to complete a single voyage;
Suppose that these resolute men, through the mouth of their resolute leader, a Privy Councillor, and an ex-Law Officer of the Crown, had announced precisely how they intended to make good their oath, videlicet [namely] by causing an exceptionally large iceberg to be placed across the bows of the ship on an exceptionally dark night, and in order to guarantee the result had for many months practised every detail of the contemplated manoeuvre by manipulating dummy icebergs on the waters of Lough Neagh with the assistance of Mr F. E. Smith, K.C., M.P.;
> Suppose that the democracy of Ireland had subscribed a million pounds or so to finance this project, that the project itself was warmly applauded by the greater part of the British press, and that such sober and respected organs of opinion as The Spectator and The Times itself had repeatedly insisted that if the ship should ever be launched colossal bergs might be expected automatically to detach themselves from the surrounding mass and instinctively to block her way, and that, but for the restraining influence of Sir Edward Carson, the premature and spontaneous disruption of the Polar ice would already have filled the harbour of Belfast with invading fragments from the Loyal North;
>mfw the first few notes of Nearer My God To Thee
I'm not even religious
>survive the Titanic
>WW1 is 2 years away
>have to endure that for 4 years
>then the Spanish kung flu happens
>will last for two years
>suddenly everyone is poor and poorer now
>now have to survive the onslaught of moustache man and his merry band of racists
>see airplanes go from stupid contraptions that get people killed to classy Pan-Am prostitutes at 35,000 feet
>>now have to survive the onslaught of moustache man and his merry band of racists
Reddit
>the accounts from people on lifeboats of all the screaming once the ship went completely under
>some of them thought everyone got off the boat in time
for me it's the people in the rooms like that old couple who might've survived in an air pocket or maybe just hadn't drowned yet who certainly imploded when the bow was shooting towards the bottom
what about Bugenhagen just staring at the water like he's surprised the ship's actually going down
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>listening to Titanic survivor stories
>one guy says he could never go to sporting events for the rest of his life
>said that the screams remind him of what he heard after the ship went down.
>said that the screams remind him of what he heard after the ship went down.
i dont understand what youre referring to. people screamed after the ship went under? talking about the screaming that people did for the entire time of the sinking? what? the screaming the raft people did after the ship went under (why?)?
>go to sporting event
>crowd is yelling "WHY GOD WHY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
ive never went down with the titanic and i think sporting events like that are dangerous and uncomfortable to be in. very annoying getting in and out with a mass of people . and then traffic...just a bad experience overall and people pay for that shit
you've never been to a Chargers game and it shows
J E T S JETS JETS JETS
SCREW YOU YOU FAT GUINEA
her story about how her mother knew that disaster was coming and stayed up every night gives me chills. frick that other b***h and her toy pig this ladies story fricked with my head
>look her up
>the guy with the top hat telling his daughter to be a good girl in the life boat was her dad
>frick that other b***h and her toy pig
She was a D-lister in her time, the Titanic was her claim to fame.
The others were just happy to have survived.
Ramming speed, Ramming speed! Midshipman!
Fell deeds awake: ice and slaughter!
Decks shall be shaken, hull plating be splintered,
Let third class gates be locked and no warning bell sounded!
Let not a single irishman, irishwoman, nay an irishchild survive!
Steam now, Steam now! Steam to the berg!
>mfw Hornblower was actually in this movie
Kek
The actor who played Cal's right hand man played the crazy Captain in a couple of Hornblower movies.
the remake will be michael b jordan as jack
some pasty mystery meat mutt will be rose
fassbender is cal
captain will be idris elba
yeah das rite
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1673476883927957505
what are the odds?
>Proud gentleman Britisher tries to marry an American
>turns out she's a prostitute
>disaster also strikes
Many such cases!
>nothing personal irishmen
>Expect no rescue for there is none