Is this really what a typical American dinner looks like?
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Is this really what a typical American dinner looks like?
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They should be fatter.
Such a fun movie.
>Is this really what a typical American dinner looks like?
Yes, we eat this daily.
Pretty much
Special occasions or when we really get hungry
Yep. American cuisine is basically preparation for nuclear winter. We are raised to put on as much extra weight as possible before the inevitable apocalypse, so we can survive purely on our fat stores for up to one year.
I've seen that a few times but not frequently. Not even once a month all the time except October-December.
only on very special occastions
Average American meal at the Cheesecake Factory:
>Bread with Butter = 150-200 calories per roll
>Buffalo Chicken Wings = 285 calories per wing
>Bacon Cheeseburger with Fires = 2,210 calories
>1 Slice of Oreo Cheesecake for Dessert = 1,600 calories
>1-3 Large Sodas = 150-450 calories
Total (lets say with 1 bread and 3 wings and 2 sodas) = 5,115 calories
That's a feast but with most people you will only see that on holidays and large family gatherings.
>285 calories per wing
What...? How? How much fricking sugar do they melt into their sauce? We are talking about little single wings/legs like from Wing Stop and the like, right?
For comparison Wingstop wings wings are 80 calories a piece. The frick kind of gigantic sugary wings are they selling at Cheesecake Factory. Secondhand know a guy who worked there. He did did fat.
They inject high-fructose syrup into the wings as well
You dip that shit in RANCH you homosexual european skeleton. One wing also includes a celery and carrot stick, which also goes into the ranch bucket, because it's fricking GOD'S dip you Black person.
Black person I am American and I hate ranch. I would eat 30 of those wings no problem.
every friday night with my neighbors for game night
They’re actually sitting around a table and eating together instead of at the coffee table with the TV on. Matilda was far more accurate.
god this screenshot gives me chills. a cracker suburban existence is a death knell to one's self
Missing the Cool Ranch® Doritos®
Only one three liter? Gonna need more fizzy drink than that.
I talk about baby Jesus a bit more than they did, but otherwise yeah.
>sun still shining outside
>already having dinner
americans are insane
It's 7:30pm where I live and the sun is still out. I'm not waiting until almost 9pm to eat, Nigel.
americans have to go to sleep early because they work so many long hours. Most americans are in bed by 9pm
The sun is up until like 8:30 pm here in Texas, moron.
It goes down even later in Europe, like in France at some times of the summer it'll still be bright outside by 10-11pm.
Sounds like Hell. Can't wait for daylight savings ends.
This and Blades of Glory are actual classic comedy
I eat pic related 5 days out of the week. I live directly across from a Costco so I pick up one of these bad boys for $9.99 for dinner every night basically. Any leftovers are breakfast/lunch the next day.
>5 pieces pep
>7 pieces cheese
What the frick why?
frick its been so long since I had Cosco Pizza like 2 decades but my kid brain tells me I enjoyed it like a better Little Ceasers
you have to have patience with savage nations like the US. they are still young and without any cultural merits, so of course they act like children and stuff junk into their bodies.
Tell the kids to worsh up!
I usually have chicken piccata at least three days a week, then only salads.
This thread is making me want Dominos for dinner. I put chicken breast in the fridge yesterday though. If it's still a bit frozen I might get pizza.