Is this really what getting married is like?

Is this really what getting married is like?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is anyone here gonna know?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fbpb

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Potentially. Are you incredibly wealthy?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha hey it's the king tut guy

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    possibly

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of. I’m not married but my two younger siblings are and everything surrounding their nuptials was kind of like this. It didn’t cause anyone of the fathers to have a crisis, as far as I could tell.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's what it's like being rich and your daughter getting married. she was incredibly annoying in this movie

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steve Martin was never funny

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the family supposed to be obscenely wealthy or middle class?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the predicted price of the wedding she had was a quarter of a million dollars. they were wealthy

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HE COULDA WON A GRAMMY
    >BURIED IN HIS JAMMIES
    >KING TUT

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I aways found Kimberly Williams beautiful. Her and Courtney Thorne-Smith are dynamite hot sister combo on that shitty Jim Belushi sitcom.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been a groomsman twice, and a best man once. It's cool to wear a tuxedo and be part of a ceremony, but it's also a hassle. It's kinda like being a waiter. People always telling you what to do, where to stand, and to go do little tasks. It's fun, but you feel obligated to make dumb toasts and dance and talk to fricking everybody. After a few hours it feels like a job.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The friend I thought might ask me to be his best man didn't even make me a groomsman. Sobering to realise I valued the friendship so much more than he did. I'll never be either now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn... That sucks, bro. At least you didn't have pay tons of cash for a bachelor party.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >friend for over 10 years didn't make me a groomsman
        >still wants me to drive halfway across the US for his bachelor party which will then likely cost me a couple hundred dollars in additional supplies

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was married so bad bros. I'm just so ugly and autistic no women would want to be around me. I feel like it's a curse to crave companionship so much but also repulsive that it'll never happen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      take steps into being happy with yourself, whatever it may be

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understand you can't depend on other people making you happy but I've always wanted a family. I would love to take care of a wife and come home to a couple kids.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          of course, i knew that's what you meant but it's more likely those other things come if you are able to be happy with who you are first

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up you moron.
        I’m 42 and haven’t had a steady relationship 12 years. My career is cut off at the knees and I’m basically fricked, have you ever met a man in his 50s single? Maybe a friend of your dads way back? They live out a sad pathetic existence.
        >dude just be happy with yourself.
        Shut the frick up.
        Basic needs as a human start with air, food, and companionship. Shelter comes next, yes that’s right, having intimacy is more important than shelter,

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I cannot believe you turbowizards are lumping sex in with food and water. I get that your bored of jacking off but you won't die without sex.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            One of the problems that stem from a lack of sex can be an increased risk for literally dropping dead suddenly. This isn’t a joke. According to scientific research conducted by Tufts University, having sex — and have more sex than less sex, significantly reduced the risk of people dying without warning.
            This actually has nothing to do with our psychological needs, though some psychologists have argued that sex is actually a very real psychological need, others maintain that sex is an activity we conduct in order to meet other needs.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >have you ever met a man in his 50s single? Maybe a friend of your dads way back? They live out a sad pathetic existence.
          I'm 38 and becoming apprehensive about ending up single at 50. It's becoming a tangible scenario. I've never known any single 50 year old men as an acquaintance or family friend but the few interactions I've had with them over my life hasn't portrayed their existence as positive. A 50 year old man without a family is a sad thing tbh but I suspect it's going to become a very common thing.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            A 38 year old man without a family is sad af as well. It's not like you sedentary homosexuals are going to live well into your 70s. Your way passed your middle age.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >A 38 year old man without a family is sad af as well.
              Touche but it's also not particularly uncommon. Currently men beyond 50 without families are an anomaly.
              > It's not like you sedentary homosexuals are going to live well into your 70s.
              I'm very healthy. I'm sure I'll live well into my 70s. Whether it will be desirable to or not is up for debate.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me, I have enough family. A nephew and a niece, sisters, brothers, and many cousins. I devoted myself to their care, education, and happiness long ago. When I die, I shall die fulfilled.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have a wife though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have no wife. I never had the time or the money to win one.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like a miserable c**t and i was trying to say to look for ways to fix that so that someone would even consider being with you. how the frick was i supposed to know you were 42 and a schizo?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep

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