Is this shit even worth bothering with?

Is this shit even worth bothering with?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is shit a bad thing if i like the word

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it wasn’t you wouldn’t have posted about it.

      Nutvchancws are you’re some ad intern trying to generate traction with controversy

      Here’s a better tip: life weights, take a shower, and get laid.

      Okay, why is Cinemaphile of all the places has the most ChatGPT bots?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        here is your reply

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit can be used in various ways with different meanings like fahgettabouit or "finestkind" (great flick).
      >"This new Tool album is the shit!"
      >"This new Tool album is shit."
      Very subtle difference.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it wasn’t you wouldn’t have posted about it.

    Nutvchancws are you’re some ad intern trying to generate traction with controversy

    Here’s a better tip: life weights, take a shower, and get laid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's a better tip if you have nothing better to do with your life then jump onto Cinemaphile and talk shit on people that are just asking a simple question and maybe you're the pathetic one you fricking moron

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Monsters?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather see her kissing other women than a black dude so I don't really see the problem.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah fine but I don’t feel like compromising. Do we have to have weird sex sodomy triangles in the monster show? All this is is some shitty drama unrelated to Godzilla with 45 seconds of a monster showing up and doing something stupid at the end of an episode.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps but pozz is pozz and this shit has no business being in a show about dumb monsters.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why an ugly israeli one? That's the real question. Probably a humilation ritual for that bug lady to get more roles.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who fricking knows. It’s apple ffs. The thing is I thought Tojo was sort of immune to that kind of stuff but I guess they’re not if it’s outsourced?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop viewing Japs as some kind of pariah of good content and morals, they're just as corrupt and ESG slaves as anyone else. For money, they'd let these israeli feminist writers make Godzilla a black transsexual.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you try to sound more intelligent than you actually are, you end up sounding way dumber than you actually are.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Calls the US army guy a facist for being suspect over Keiko due to being Japanese

      >even though the US army was enemies to the actual Facist in WW2 which included Imperial Japan.

      Are the showrunners this moronic and are unaware of history or are they secretly pro imperial japan and thus nazism?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that real dialogue from this show? Will not be fricking watching.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't know he meant to say that Keiko was already a mother.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Although him saying "racist" sounds anachronistic. Instead the word should've been something like "prejudiced" or "intolerant"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Answer this guy

        Is that real dialogue from this show? Will not be fricking watching.

        , anon. We need to know.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Monarch gets usurped by beaurocratic officers who want to cut the funding so it would go somewhere else (nukes I guess) and when Bill tries to argue his point the new guy in charge says something like "You don't know FBI found some dirty shit in yout girlfriend's past lmao" so he attacked him and then the next scene they're in their office and Bill punches the wall calling him a racist because Keiko is Japanese (in fact it's about how Keiko is a single mother).

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >”Racist!”
            Won’t be watching this israeli garbage.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well that seems way less moronic, at least. Not too fond of what I saw here

            >most obnoxious character in the whole show is the character they want us to care about the most
            why is it always like that?

            , though.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    15% of each episode is worth watching the rest is useless filler of minorities whining

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have no problem with chinks being in a Godzilla project, it's their creation after all. Why we need to also be subjected to shitskins I have no idea.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just like for all mankind? two minutes of kaiju stuff and 45 minutes of woman/minority drama every episode?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two minutes an episode is being genrous

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight
    who built the giant rock throne for Kong? Atlanteans?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk if I’d take anything from this show as being canon with the movies

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's definitely attempting to tie into the movies, with all the stuff about "g-day" from the 2014 movie and now Apex too, but yeah everything is of little to no consequence to the overarching story.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most obnoxious character in the whole show is the character they want us to care about the most
    why is it always like that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's so annoying. i was excited when i thought she was gonna die in the cold

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla will be saving all of them. What I like about it is that the series doesn't try to force a different look on Godzilla. Like I thought they were going to push some kinda nihilistic bs on him but no we're meant to root for him and Monarch isn't all that bad either after all.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this a leak?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's from an interview with the Russells. They're cute together I just don't know it needed a clip showing Godzilla exploding the dragon's head.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this Godzilla killing Rodan or some other schmuck?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, Ion Dragon. Some dumbass who should've just left Godzilla alone but it's probably just some animal. Godzilla only spares those with some common sense.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Godzilla doesn’t spare anyone other than those he arbitrarily respects like Mothra and Kong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This particular Godzilla spared every single one of his subjects who attacked him as long as he gave them a choice "bow or die" but Ion Dragon is not like that, just a feral animal that invades the surface world without his permission so Godzilla acts like an exterminator here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He probably kills Scylla and maybe one other in the next movie so perhaps he just gave them last chance in the comics when they fought him before. I don't blame him. If they can't cooperate they can frick off.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know in the comics Rodan and everyone are supposedly alive but in the movies Godzilla went around exterminating them all

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're all alive Godzilla just told them to go to sleep to stay our of trouble. He doesn't want them to fight with humans or each other but what he really should do and these movies would've done that if they were smarter, would be to turn them into a giant monster army. Any fricking villain would have no chance.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was excited that she died when she fell in the hole and then the bug came out
        but then two other main characters fell down the same hole so that obviously means the other side is the setting of the next episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans have all gone nuts. Something this ugly and alien simply would not have been in a major media project 10 years ago.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >~~*Americans*~~
        If only Americans were legally allowed to make films.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is that zestoid?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to be part of this
      >BTW I'll tag along, complain nonstop, and act like a b***h to everyone

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a spy for the main human villains of the series. That's about it but there's no way she's going to die.
        I'm surprised they're acting as if Keiko died in 1959. But I know there will be a twist that she survived the fall and landed in the Hollow Earth. She's probably dead by now but I know it can't be so simple.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just seeing this picture makes me never want to watch this show.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made it as far into the first episode as her appearance and then shut it off never to be re-visited. Americans will never make a good "Godzilla" anything.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally me

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can skip the entire show and start at the last ten minutes of episode 8. everything up until this point has been literally completely and utterly pointless.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watched like 4 episodes and was bored out of my mine for most of them. show would be a 1000x better if it was only the stuff in the past

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm halfway into the 7th episode and I'm finally giving up. The characters are annoying, severe case of why don't they just take 2 minutes to explain to other characters what's going on, and so far after almost 8 hours there's been about 5 minutes of monsters.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the first time Godzilla has sold out to israeliteery? Godzilla has been unpozzed until now.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure the kiss in Astro Monster is the only PDA in the entire series up until hollyisraelite pozz got introduced.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure the kiss in Astro Monster is the only PDA in the entire series up until hollyisraelite pozz got introduced.

        You are actually diseased.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          KYS you creepy pedo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go frick off to /misc/ you tourist nobody invited you. This franchise is free from your moronic fetishes.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go pay your apple subscription, homosexual. Won’t be watching this show titled “Godzilla” but it’s actually about LGBTQBIPOCHIV* issues or whatever. You have a problem.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we just want to get married
            became
            >we just want to mutilate you kids genitals without your consent
            pretty quickly.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cool now frick off to your board if you live your obsessions 24/7 and don't let people talk movies and shows.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We are talking about the show, you disingenuous homosexual. It’s about blacks and dykes. So that’s what we’re talking about. Sorry we’re not obsessed with them and praise this shit like a religion like you do. This shit has nothing to do with Godzilla so that’s why we’re talking about gays instead of Godzilla because gays is what the show is about. butthole. Go complain to the writers of this slop, not us.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have live outside of your obsessions?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                probably shouldn't force your politics into media then homosexual, deal with it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the actual politics?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I need an edit of that where the one pinned to the wall "people just trying to watch a monster movie" and the one with the horn is "hollywood Black person homosexual pozz."

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever that means.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have live outside of your obsessions?

                >just talk about the show chud!
                >noooo not about the plots or characters!!!

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla coming from some rift out of "hollow earth" is moronic as frick. Nukes made him the way he is. It's like they didn't understand Godzilla at all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, this Godzilla was born with his powers. Radioactivity gives him energy.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, no. Skip it, it's trash. It has almost nothing to do with Godzilla, its character building is essentially, "Woe is me". There isn't even Monster action every episode and in grand total it's probably less than 10 minutes.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUMPSCARE you homosexuals

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing about pirating stuff is saying “dang this shit isn’t even worth pirating”

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of you homosexuals genuinely unironically have problems with Nick Adams and Kumi Mizuno in Invasion of Astro-Monster and when did you find out you're actually a big homo? Because you sure as hell not beating those allegations.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Great first three episodes.
    >Fumbles through 4-5.
    >Get much hyped 6th episode. Not that great, but Godzilla finally appears.
    >Episode basically goes "Let's go after Godzilla!" "lolno"
    >Focus on worst character in 7.
    >8 would probably work way better if the other fumbles didn't happen.
    I really want a to have a cut of this series chopped down to like 5-6 episodes. Because when it's the 50s characters and Godzilla is in focus it good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can make an edit but the 50s scenes may feel a bit choppy when put together. I'd actually put them together in two chunks one at the beginning and the other showin old Shaw remembering. Delete the boring backstories of modern characters no one cares about and you have it. You can make it into a 2h long movie probably.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's something I was thinking. Because you can damn near cut the entirety of episode 7. You can even cut episode 4 blizzard shit down to an action sequence as well.
        It'll probably be a little choppy, but at least shit is happening and plot is moving in every episode.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone will probably do a kaijucut at the least but I doubt anyone cares enough about this shit to do an edit like they did for that kenobi show which made it at least watchable if not quite good.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's not enough material for that. One day maybe when they will be two or three seasons. Except I don't know if they'll be continuing the gimmick with two Russells.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should have just been about the founding of Monarch. All the modern stuff is terrible, and I don't get why they lean so much on the "mystery" when we already know the events of the movies, the Asian brother and sister plot about finding the dad is so dreadfully boring.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sister at least had an interesting thing going with her Godzilla PTSD. Ya know, until she didn't anymore.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ey, what’s a m’otta with you? I’m swimmin ‘ere!

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it depends or do you have ADHD cuz it's good but it's kind of slow

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >added a random nig with dreads (ofc) because......
    Let me guess, she's also lesbian?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Not yet. She might be but no one cares. As long as Godzilla is straight I don't give a frick.

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