Is this supposed to be a comedy or something?

Is this supposed to be a comedy or something?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goes on about how cool and professional he is for 30 minutes
      >misses
      What do you think?

      Then why wasn't it funnier?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're not laughing harder

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        subtle humor. If it was funnier it would had been Natural Born Killers/Hitman 2007.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Natural Born Killers
          One of the shittiest films I've ever watched, I do genuinely not get the interest in it.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goes on about how cool and professional he is for 30 minutes
    >misses
    What do you think?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he dress like a German tourist?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I dress like a German tourist I saw once in London. Nobody wants to interact with a German tourist.

      except for gypsies…they don’t mind

      so he’s wrong again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gypsy says they witnessed a murder
        >gypsy is now the prime suspect

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          gypsies are ALWAYS the prime suspects

          rightfully so

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was lying about that. It's a costume from some movie he likes. He's an autistic fanboy at heart.

      "German Tourist" may as well be code for "Autist" in most contexts. They're aliens where-ever they go.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's stupid. The guy at the end would have fricked him up.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DER K_.ller

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it was meta humor. Having stuntmen and fight coordinators and special effects work really hard on a long fight scene and then have it be 90% black and completely unwatchable in the finished product.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically yes

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am glad Killer posting lasted only 2 weeks

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cope

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you fricking idiot. It's always depressing when any tone that isn't in the most simplistic primary colors just completely blows moron's minds.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it's a 2/10 comedy instead of a 4/10 action movie. Big whoop

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it seems to be about Fincher's feelings about being a filmmaker. Wanting to do this great work (that goofy opening spiel), fricking up (missing "the shot") and everyone around him going into meltdown. The two assassin assassins were probably depictions of the type of people producers and studios send in to "fix" a movie that they feel isn't going the way they wanted. They "cut up" (edited) his GF (movie), and from his PoV he feels the female one, the civil one with a polite veneer was the real viper. The big guy was just a mindless bruiser-for-hire (but still a rapist, so that's why Fincher has him get ganked in the gooch by a broken chair-leg).

    It's funny that he holds this level of hostility even after all these years. Starting specifically with the clusterfrick of Alien 3. Possibly carrying some real anger about TGWTDT. But that's a movie he was just completely stupid to try and do anyway. Add SONY and that crazy israelite produceress and he was literally asking for it.

    Maybe even that's in the movie to, that some part of him loves things going to shit otherwise it would all be too boring. That's probably what the ending means where he's starting to think about de-retiring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny that at the very end he knows very well not to frick with the israelite at the very top.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only one that had the resources to continue to go after him…he let him live.

        And he didn’t even bother wearing a mask or something, so now that billionaire knows what he looks like

        what an absolute moron

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No shit, 20 minute autistic dialogue, followed by him getting his teeth kicked in the entire movie and then finally saying to himself
    >Well I guess I wasn't special ;_;
    It's le based

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile moron filtered by a fricking Fincher genre film

    Truly embarrassing, OP.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally me characters may come off as comedic to normoids

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I SAID I LOVE THE SMITHS!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    >Talks about going to great lengths to infiltrate a house
    >Walks in
    >Gets his ass kicked and barely makes it out alive
    >Has to run away from the guys dog because he fricked up when drugging it
    The comedy is him and everyone else treating themselves like super serious John Wick style badasses when they're all next to useless

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Killer is fighting that big guy
      >goes to the kitchen and takes a knife from a drawer
      >looks at it
      >turns out he accidentally armed jimself with a cheese grater instead

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Big guy has lots of guns in his house
        >Knows a guy is breaking in
        >Ambushes him by the bathroom instead of just shooting him

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