Is this the "he's literally me" for boomers?

Is this the "he's literally me" for boomers?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably, but replace tuberculosis with lead poisoning and lung cancer.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hes literally me now and I'm 28 what are you talking about
    I'm in my prime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      28.. dude youre almost an old frick. 2 more years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not a woman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That expiration date would be lowered to 18

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 33 and honestly not joking feel I'm the best I've ever been. It's incredible how much more success you have in life once you just stop giving a frick about failure. I cannot believe I ever had a problem with talking to women, getting a job, playing a sport, learning new skills. I worry about the wrinkles when they come but the only regret I have is not having my attitude when I was 25.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based. In the same boat. I don't even care about the wrinkles. I look better and more fit than most of my friends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm in my prime
      Yeah you look it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he's drunk
        >in vino veritas

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In pace requiescat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >pulls gun and flips it around menacingly

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >flips cup around in a comical fashion

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >makes your friends laugh at you getting rekt by a drunk dentist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. I was a late bloomer

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lumbago. It's a slow and painful death, my brother
    rel af fr fr

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gen X, actually.
    Boomers liked fossils like Clint Eastwood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For Gen X, not boomers

      is Gen X 1960 to 1980????
      Everyone I know born in that ages is a good person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        more like 1963, I think

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they are the absolute worst of all of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For Gen X, not boomers

      [...]
      is Gen X 1960 to 1980????
      Everyone I know born in that ages is a good person.

      more like 1963, I think

      Xoomers prefer based Kurt
      Zoomers think they're a huckleberry but in reality they're no daisy. No daisy at all.

      Gen X is 1965 - 1980 and are also the generation known for mutilating their kids into trannies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the only reason Millennials aren't driving their kids into even deeper perversions is that they aren't having any. Only reason. Every Millennial I know who actually has kids is riddled with anxiety for them about the looming high school years. All their kids have some degree of autism or are generally moronic in some way because of screens.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True, there would be a lot more troony kids if millennials were having kids at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gen X is December 1969 through April 1972 (except for people born on February 29, 1972 who are now considered "core" Millennials.)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy women have always been a thing, the difference is Gen X is where they started letting women make the decisions

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes the "literally me" for millenial hipsters too

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For Gen X, not boomers

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's Johnny Ringo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HEY LUNGER!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why Johnny Ringo. You look like somebody just walked ovah your grave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You were just too high-strung.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A man like Ringo just wants revenge.
      >Revenge... revenge for what?
      >Being born.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like every antifa homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The difference is that Ringo can back his talk up, whereas antifa bands need the entire pack to even start to do anything

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ringo only murders defenseless people and his posse thinks he's a bad ass for it. Doc being a degenerate doesn't like him, and when he tries to frick with his friend he was going to kill him multiple times but his friends wouldn't let him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he literally pretends that he is on his deathbed so he could do the job without Wyatt knowing about it and keeping him from doing it again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        me when I was an edgy teenager

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like I should hate him, what does Cinemaphile think?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's an educated man. I hate em

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even know 'em

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He reminds me of myself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're no daisy at all

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY GOD
    >OH GOD HE'S GOING TO DO IT
    >OH MY SCIENCE
    "I'm your Huckleberry..."
    >*squirts*
    >*jizzes*
    >*refreshes r/all*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's I'm here Huckleberry anyone that opposes this can meet me in the square at denton

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what? no that's completely wrong you moron, the phrase existed before Tombstone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're so drunk you are probably seeing double.

          My apologies it's actually I'm here, Huckleberry
          I missed the punctuation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're so drunk you are probably seeing double.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one could pretend to be that cool if they tried. Now op let's have a spelling contest.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    release the russell cut

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why you doin' all this
    >Wyatt Earp is my friend
    >psssh, i got lots a friends
    >well i don't

    kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's literally me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The short answer is Noooooooooo.

    Long answer: Boomers and Xoomers liked edgy characters and anti-heroes to some extent but didn't identify with them like you cancerous Millenni-zoomers. That's why the film reduces many of his scenes to a montage and cut a few of them that they shot and instead making it a film about Wyatt Earp. He's the "everyman" hero that boomers and xoomers identify with.

    Based Kurt is a boomer and xoomer hero. Millennials made Val a meme later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My dad was born in the early 60s, loves Tombstone. He still thinks Doc is the best character. Then again he also loves Falling Down, maybe my dad is just edgy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your dad knows what every non-mentally ill person knows that Doc was the best character. That Val Kilmer didn't get an award for carrying that movie is a disgrace.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Powers Boothe also did a good job of being an over the top bad guy, the Terminator dude was pretty comical as Johnny Ringo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            t. Lunger you probably don't even play for blood

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            your dad knows what every non-mentally ill person knows that Doc was the best character. That Val Kilmer didn't get an award for carrying that movie is a disgrace.

            My dad was born in the early 60s, loves Tombstone. He still thinks Doc is the best character. Then again he also loves Falling Down, maybe my dad is just edgy.

            The casting for this film really was superb.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the Terminator dude was pretty comical as Johnny Ringo.
            Bien was perfect. As an alcoholic IRL he had the perfect blend of edgy hard-ass who was ultimately a bully coward. Same with Johnny Tyler, madcap and Ike Clanton. Recurring theme in the film.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All good characters are chaotic neutral

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >That Val Kilmer didn't get an award for carrying that movie is a disgrace.
          There was a rival Wyatt Earp movie that came out the next year. lol Nobody would want to wade into that drama and piss off Kevin Costner at the peak of his career.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it was a good movie, but Tombstone was better and the only reason it is still talked about was because of Val Kilmer nailing the role. Nobody talks about Kevin Coster as Wyatt Earp.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Nobody talks about Kevin Coster as Wyatt Earp
              to be fair that's partly because the first half of dances with wolves and especially open range were much better

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            His movies are almost as bland and forgettable as his acting

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Quaid was the better doc, imo.
            >"kiss my rebel dick!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this level of delusional fiction
      Well done

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno what to tell you. Gen-X liked the film in the 90's but no one got moronic about Doc Holiday until reddit Millennials got social media and sperged at each other. Not blaming them, just pointing out that "literally me"-moronation didn't really apply pre- social media.

        I realize you really really really want to bully older generations but the truth is they're always going to be far more insulated from the infinite ways you sad fricks have embarrassed yourselves on the internet simply because they never had the opportunity when they were young.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this level of histrionic projection
          Embarrassing. I’m probably older than you. And since the movie was released in theaters, Kilmer was considered the best performance. Just because homosexuals on Reddit started making memes about it decades later doesn’t mean they started a precedent.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No one ever said it wasn't the best performance, ESL moron. The question was if Gen-X and Boomers overly-identified with the character as a meme the way Millennials and Zoomers do. They didn't.

            >Just because homosexuals on Reddit started making memes about it decades later doesn’t mean they started a precedent.
            It literally does.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      While it is true that Boomers tend to idolize quite a bit of Kurt Russell in fiction, it's also untrue that they didn't latch onto depictions of rugged everymen and identify with them. Older traditionalist Boomers relentlessly emulate Sam Elliot in general, and of course his depiction of Virgil as a rough, soft-spoken man unafraid to speak his mind yet refined enough to be respected and at times feared. In the same sense that (younger) Millennials tend to latch onto iconoclast characters with a penchant for rebellion, Boomers tend to relate to those that represent some vestige of traditionalism and living more simply.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's also untrue that they didn't latch onto depictions of rugged everymen and identify with them.
        No, but it's also not unlikely they didn't not necessarily find other characters not unrelatable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't of course not disagree, but it's not as if the notion one wouldn't find a rugged man unrelatable entirely disagreeable. It's not something I can't find without merit, not that I am saying I don't one way or the other even though I might not have been entirely clear or unclear. Though I am not one to say if I can't believe it impossible others wouldn't disagree.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't not get what you're saying, bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >identify
        just so you know no one "identified" with anyone like ten years ago, this is some bullshit newfangled term for liking a character.
        I've never identified with any character in my life, no one is like me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People have identified and emulated fictional character since storytelling was invented. This generation is not special in any way in that regard, I don't know what the frick you're saying.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This was one of the main points of Unforgiven, and even touched upon in Red Dead Redemption.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a concept for a godless society. Millenials and zoomers are lost souls, whose identity is solely defined via consoomerism.gndwj

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, because he's literally me.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's the "he's literally me" for huckleberries

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no. only moronic children think fictional characters are "literally" them
    adults laugh at these kids

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the main difference is you smoke skin wagons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you were retired from owning motherfrickers, wyatt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skin it billy bob. Jerk that pistol and go to work.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xoomers prefer based Kurt
    Zoomers think they're a huckleberry but in reality they're no daisy. No daisy at all.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers are the lead, anon. "Literally me" betas belong to the younger folk as the good lord intended.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    smoking skin wagons is how I describe blowjobs from now on.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but I'm gen X

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only has one friend that he is loyal to the death for that puts up with his drunken bullshit
    literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: "Doc, you oughta be in bed, what the hell you doin' this for anyway?"
      Doc Holliday: "Wyatt Earp is my friend."
      Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: "Hell, I got lots of friends."
      Doc Holliday: "...I don't."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yea this is the line that hits a lot of people, the movie is corny but val kilmer fricking made that movie good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the movie is corny

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >couldn't go a thread without posting a picture of yourself with 3.png

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are going to make me watch Tombstone again for the millionth time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're a daisy if you do.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a zoomer and I wish I was Val Kilmer's Doc Holliday

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tombstone makes Doc Holliday out to be some superhero, when in reality the only person he ever killed he did in cold blood. He didn't even kill anyone at the OK corral

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was literally a drunk degenerate that was friends with Wyatt Earp, and only lived as long as he did because Wyatt Earp and his brothers protected him from the law.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        his lady, big nose kate.... big nose was slang for a lady you could pay for blowjobs at the time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No she was a israeliteess, you idiot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she probably was, but you are thinking of the gal that Wyatt Earp ended up marrying.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              tell me if this isn't a israelite, moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                eh not all brown eyed eastern europeans are israeli, but she does look pretty israeli.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Hungarian israelite "devil" woman destroys a man and then abandons him
            What? No way...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Hungarian
              so she was a gypsy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. Roma are a different ethnic group entirely. It's like having criminals on entirely separate ends of the IQ spectrum existing in the same geographical area. I live in Florida and we've actually had gypsy gangs running cell phone theft scams in the past few years.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bro, gypsy's are every negative stereotype about the israelites, they are fricking bottom of the barrel scum. You fricking mutts really never had to deal with them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You fricking mutts really never had to deal with them.
                First of all, this is an American board so you can drop the smugness. Secondly, if you weren't ESL you'd realize I never implied they weren't israelite-like. In fact, quite the opposite. I implied they are low-functioning israelites, or that israelites are high-functioning gypsies, which is a common observation. Lurk and stfu europoor.

                Cinemaphile needs to ban non-Americans or at least non-native English countries from all high traffic boards.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope mutt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was literally a drunk degenerate that was friends with Wyatt Earp, and only lived as long as he did because Wyatt Earp and his brothers protected him from the law.

      he's only a legend of the wild west because he road the coattails of the earps.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        other way around, Doc was already famous when he and the Earp brothers got together.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the only reason they became friends is they got thrown out of every town they were in, if you think the earp's were good people then you should read up on them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You aren't going to find western grifters and being good people as two common traits of many people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tombstone makes Doc Holliday out to be some superhero, when in reality the only person he ever killed he did in cold blood
      What? He was a fricking Confederate Cavalryman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He stabbed a guy in the heart that called him out for cheating at poker, and shot a guy in the back that accused him of cheating at poker. Back then being notorious and having a name echoed in peoples minds. psychologically when every one has heard your name from reading the newspaper you became a scary figure. Some drunk moron murdered Bill Hickock in cold blood over a game over poker.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hickock was legit by most accounts though and was losing his vision at that point in his life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he got shot in a bar playing poker, there wasn't really anything he could do about it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            and the moron that shot him immediately got the shit beat out of him and hanged.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the myth that there was some manhunt and trial is so fricking moronic, Wild Bill was the most popular person in the US. They fricking lynched his ass on the spot.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He was shot by a c**t, when he talked it reminds one of a c**t flapping, his droopy eye looks like the lid of a c**t.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >when you talk it looks like a c**t moving

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what's this from?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm barely legal age to post here and I know fricking Deadwood.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you stupid wienersucker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you from San Francisco by chance?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Deadwood is one of the greatest shows ever made, and bar-none the best Western, although some would argue it's a mistake to qualify it as such. Go watch it as soon as possible anon, I promise you will only be disappointed when it ends as it was canceled before the final season.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did they ever explain how McCall escaped from a death sentence, joined up with George Hearst's geological company, took on a different name and fixed his stutter?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                same actor played two roles.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >3 including a one-line role in the movie
                Based Fricking Dillahunt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why it's called 'authentic', not 'accurate'.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh joos
    You fricking tools.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I SPOTTED THE israelite!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You. Are. Not. Immune. To. Criticism.
      also White Privilege is a projecting israelite-created myth but israeli Privilege is very, very real

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying gypsy's aren't israelites
    they are racially israeli

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wyatt Earp and his brothers were fricking criminal murderers hiding behind a badge.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      btw, the federal government was going to use the Pinkertons to assassinate them until the Texas Rangers got involved on the Earp's behalf.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >until the Texas Rangers got involved on the Earp's behalf.
        this is fricking bullshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what? are you just trolling now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          almost all of the 'cowboy' gang defectors that joined Earp to avenge his brothers were texas rangers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the cowboys weren't even a gang, they were a union of cattlemen that formed because the cattle barons were fricking c**ts.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But then they started robbing people, so

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you giant homosexual wtf are you thinking

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's one of the most crungo things I've ever seen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's 100% newbie memery that was "in" before the good/evil tic-tac-toe meme. I always thought it was stupid and projection before it was "projection."

        that "x265 10-bit" looks grainy as frick, dude. x264 for the win.
        >Disc Title: Tombstone 1993 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-HD MA 5.1- Zen@BluRG
        >Length: 2:09:37 (h:m:s)
        >Size: 18.5 Gb
        >Total Bitrate: 20.4 Mbps

        You are full of shit, Mr. Shrunkenpixel. x265 10 bit is kino, buttery framerate, and half the size on disk. The grain you're seeing is the actual film grain.

        You 264gays should be hosed and floured. If it weren't for you we'd be in the future of encodes by now and wouldn't have to sift through mountains of 264shit. I hate finding something that was hard to find, it isn't even that old, and it is only in 264. What a waste of time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and half the size on disk
          Sorry sweaty, I only archive films in full quality

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One had an all-star cast
    Kurt Russel
    Val Kilmer
    Sam Elliot
    Michael Beihn
    Bill Paxton
    Powers Boothe
    fricking Charlton Heston even was in it.
    I'll even add Jason Priestly because he was big at the time from Beverly Hills 90210

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      forgot Billy bob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heston had a minor role but he commanded the screen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and the movie was a fricking pile of shit. A great cast can't save a horrible script, awful editing, bad acting, pointless scenes with bad pacing. Tombstone is garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will not acknowledge your moronic comment

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You just did. So you like the shitty picnic scene? You like the scene where Wyatt is crying with blood on his hands as he stumbles into the rain? The plot armor in the "NO! NOOO! NOOO!!!" scene? The movie is fricking bad. Get some better taste.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            fricking homosexual contrarians should be shot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not even being contrarian. The movie is bad, I should have turned it off at the picnic scene. I knew once the women were shown getting off the wagon and one was doing drugs it would be a stupid movie. And I was right. As much as I love Russell, he couldn't save the movie. As much as I love westerns, the shootouts and plot did nothing. Gunfight at the O.K. Coral shits on this movie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the movie is bad
                didn't even read the rest of your stupid post. you don't know shit about what makes a movie good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i mean you're wrong but i think i hate the buttblasted tombstone defense force even more

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you could just let them enjoy a movie they liked instead of trying to piss them off. It's not like this thread comes up that often, maybe once every few months.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nah there's a weird fandom for this mediocre flick and they shill it here often

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm actually right. Who in their right mind likes the picnic scene? Russell's acting is pretty bad most of the time. There's no interesting conflict that happens, it's just there. The pacing of the film is all over the place, especially near the end "HEY! LET RIIIIIDE!" then the movie slogs on for another 20 minutes. People only like the movie because it's baby's first Hollywood western and Val Kilmer. I've never been more let down by a movie other than Zatoichi from 2003. They're both equally shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >interesting conflict
                He's married. The doey-eyed actress is luring him, a hero with good moral foundation, into thinking about his state of things. He's stuffy. But he can't help but think, while experiencing a taste of it during this very picnic, what life could be like with such a wild, free woman. She entices him into the ride. He has fun. He is still married and now in a conundrum. He is a man. He has feelings. Wants. He COULD drop all this other shit and eat room service while travelling the countryside without a care.

                >no conflict
                God damn you are such an insufferable rube.
                >pacing
                Coming from you? You don't even know what the frick you're talking about. lol you actually think that you're the one out of everyone else that knows what tempo and rhythm is?
                >people only like it
                Oh? Tell me, o great sage, what is your choice kinos? This should be a great treat for us all.

                I'll wait.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well i agree with the pacing criticism. the movie falls apart near the end. i want a recut because right now it's a mediocre mess but i think there's a better movie buried in there. russell said something similar and he has (or had) the footage yet here we are

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No he's correct. The movie has great individual performances but the pacing and plot are god awful.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and the movie was a fricking pile of shit. A great cast can't save a horrible script, awful editing, bad acting, pointless scenes with bad pacing. Tombstone is garbage.

            t. Ike Clanton posting from beyond the grave

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the plot armor in the "NO! NOOO! NOOO!!!" scene?
            By all accounts that happened in actual life the same way you goddam churl.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              in real life they tracked down curly bill and assassinated him, there was some firing back but it didn't matter because they had them surrounded.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                guess you shouldn't be on the bad side of the texas rangers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >half of the 'Cowboy gang' that included many Texas Rangers defected with Earp and became federalized Marshall's that went around indiscriminately murdering people that wanted better pay from the cattle lords were the bad guys.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >we just wanted better pay, that was why we had to rob those people and raid ranches across the border

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                unironically, yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you were expected to give your life fighting for your ranch owners territory, and they didn't pay jack shit other than give you room and board.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                feudalism ftw

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Billy The Kid in your path.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                billy the kid assassinated an entire county and state politicians and escaped from the US Army, escaped prison, mother fricker was such a badass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he never escaped prison, he escaped a county jail.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think you missed the point fren

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >in real life they tracked down curly bill and assassinated him, there was some firing back but it didn't matter because they had them surrounded.
                Shit got more dramatic with Doc and Texas Jack, who got shot off his horse and surrounded in real life.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You ever seen anything like that before?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hell I ain't never even heard of anything like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same moron every thread spitting the same words but only just enough to make them seem legit.

          pacing
          editing
          acting
          script/writing

          It's bullshit and unsupported every time and they do this in EVERY. SINGLE. THREAD. Idk why, other than needing (You).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hey, fren wanna go shoot them up at the OK coral? You are on shotgun, they might be less nervy with a drunken butthole poker cheat on the howister.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >drunken butthole poker cheat
              What an awful thing to say to me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Age quod agis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ixnay on the hombre.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let the israelite Apella believe it, not me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Temet nosce.

                Anyone happen to know if this is still the best version available? I was going to make a bunch of new VP9 webms from the movie but I want to make sure I have the best quality version first
                >Tombstone.1993.1080p.BluRay.x264-AVCHD

                Anyone happen to know if this is still the best version available? I was going to make a bunch of new VP9 webms from the movie but I want to make sure I have the best quality version first
                >Tombstone.1993.1080p.BluRay.x264-AVCHD

                >x264
                No. 265 is superior in every way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Juventus stultorum magister

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mentioning Priestly
      >leaving out Thomas Haden Church
      fix this shit now you fricking prick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol forgot about him because he's fricking forgettable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Robert Mitchum? Stephen Lang? Michael Rooker? Billy Zane? Thomas Haden Church?

          THOMAS STINKING HADEN CHURCH?!?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He also left out this kino machine. In a timeline not ruled over by demons, this homie has his own Cable trilogy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick could you forget Billy Zane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit. It just never stops. Who else was in this we haven't listed yet?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i hate living in the creative wasteland of current content
    >i'll just shit on things that came out before I was born
    fricking lmao

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn have tuberculosis
    why even live?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone happen to know if this is still the best version available? I was going to make a bunch of new VP9 webms from the movie but I want to make sure I have the best quality version first
    >Tombstone.1993.1080p.BluRay.x264-AVCHD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tombstone 1993 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-HD MA 5.1- Zen_BluRG
      >16.4 GB

      Took me awhile to find it. Rips have been shit and hard to find for Tombstone for years for some reason. Maybe it's because it's so kino that a lot of homosexuals own in legit. 4K is FINALLY coming this fall, though, so you can wait for that and keep your fingers crossed it doesn't look like grainy shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t believe it’s taken this long to release a 4k. Wtf is wrong with these morons.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Disney

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >4k is coming
        Okay thanks I'll wait for that then

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who would win on the wild west frontier the texas rangers or the pinkertons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Texas Rangers give no shits I would bet on them via numbers and also not tolerating any bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Texas Ranger and it's not even close, Pinkertons were just assassins and hired thugs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Texas rangers obviously if the numbers were equal. Pinkertons were city-slickers that had strenght in numbers and tremendous resources backing them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that and texas rangers were battle hardened veterans that worked closely with indian tribes to hunt commanches and were expert trackers, they also had a tight-knit group with the governments in the territories. they were basically commanche's with a badge.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          people forget how awful the commanches were. they were fricking brutal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't forgotten anon. I will never forget

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Texas became a state because of the Mexican government's inability to safeguard against the Commanches.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No it wasn't homosexual, a group of patriots from Tennessee Left their wives and said frick this lets go take over these mexicans fast forward 5 yrs and they did. Mexico couldn't take Texas you ignoramus

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't think boomers relate that strongly to dying gunfighters

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick boomers

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, Doc Holliday (rightfully) hated israelites too much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been trying to find more on this and failing miserably. Please give a qrd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean be had a falling out with Wyatt over calling him a israelite-boy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          satan pls

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw all you ever wanted was to sit in a cozy saloon and larp as Doc Holiday with randos playing poker
    >Rockstar turns the game into GTA: Wild West griefing simulator shitshow
    >then abandons the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      griefing was the only way to have fun in that shitty game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doc Holliday was a griefer in the movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doc Holliday was a griefer in the movie.

        I guess I should be more specific. Being able to ambush people in the wilderness is entirely kino. There is a push/tackle/grapple mechanic that lets you run up on random players and push them off cliffs and many treasures are located on the side of steep drops. Nothing has ever been more satisfying to me than pulling that off. You can also rope them and throw them off bridges or feed them to alligators. Griefing can absolutely be fun in RDO.

        What I was specifically referring to was places like saloons and the cities and towns where the ambiance can get ruined in an instant.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I know, I like the single player game. I just hunt animals and skin them most of the time or fish between helping some lady getting robbed by a gang that always attacks me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i tried to target simgays with a mic because they'd seethe the hardest

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah i tried to target simgays with a mic because they'd seethe the hardest
            The smart ones moved to bootleg RP servers on PC. Anyone trying to do that on console deserves to get bullied.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The extent at which these fricking morons mishandled online is beyond infuriating.
      Also the singleplayer story is good but massively overrated and the morality system is a fricking joke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cost-Benefit analysis. Simple as. They would always make more return on every $1 spent by putting that money into GTAO or GTA VI. The game will get a re-launch for next gen consoles after GTA VI, probably with Mexico expansion and new narrative content but it'll be pushing 10 years after the original game was released.

        If they had done the game right the first time they probably wouldn't have been able to test certain code for GTA VI's online, which was the entire point of RDO in the first place. There is a reason the game was released as a "beta" and it was so nonsensically designed. Just testing code for GTA.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Cost-Benefit analysis. Simple as
          They still went about their dripfeed in the most moronic way possible. There are like 15 unique horse coats they never even ported from sp to mp when they could have charged gold for all of them
          You know what else is great benefit for your money? When your billion-dollar game is made fun of by millions as a loading-simulator, you try to fricking fix it instead of ignoring it for 8 years until some modder realizes your billion dollar game is loading things as inefficiently as fricking possible.
          People always say rockstar is doing what makes the most money, but in reality they are still horribly fricking up a ton of things that most certainly reduced their potential profits

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're bad at online. They were a decade late in even getting into it. I just think you can be bad at online AND only concerned with making money online. The two aren't mutually exclusive. That's why GTAO being "successful" was a big problem for them. It (along with the political/cultural changes of the Obama era) ruined them. Undone by their own success and put in the position where the things they're actually good at are less important than the things they aren't.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best part was watching him get more and more psychotic as he got sicker to the point where even the tough guys were starting to get unsettled.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, that was Wyatt Earp. Doc Holliday represents Chad Millennials.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doc Holliday knew that he was dying and wasn't scared of death. So he encouraged everyone that wasn't terminal to try and kill him and made them understand their own mortality. He was basically the drunk at the bar that tries to fight everybody.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yep, nothing is scarier than trying to be scary to someone that has nothing to lose, also doc holliday was a sophisticated gentlemen from the aristocracy of the south.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are no historical records of Ringo's death. He just disappeared. Also they never challenged Wyatt Earp to a duel, they were running scared at that point and Earp wasn't going to give them legitimacy to a gun fight at noon behind a tree.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man Val Kilmer should have gotten an Oscar for that one. Incredible performance. Fricking stole that whole movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *ahem*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well, bye

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God is not mocked, Cy.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    190 posts
    Must be a peach of a thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm (You)r huckleberry

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The earp's were gangsters with a badge, they were fricking pieces of shit irl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reddit comment

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys like room service?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The way you post...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I stand corrected Wyatt you are and oakie from muskogee
        What did doc mean by this? Wyatt never lived in Oklahoma.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Check the subs. He says "You're Ann Oak" as-in famed American sharpshooter Annie Oakley. He was saying Wyatt is a good shot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he called him an Oak, as in an Oak tree that stands firm in it's place hard against the elements.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Listen, Mr. Kansas Law Dog. Law don't go around here. Savvy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      breh, I'm retired now fr fr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that "x265 10-bit" looks grainy as frick, dude. x264 for the win.
        >Disc Title: Tombstone 1993 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-HD MA 5.1- Zen@BluRG
        >Length: 2:09:37 (h:m:s)
        >Size: 18.5 Gb
        >Total Bitrate: 20.4 Mbps

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I have an 8gb one which was the best I could find at the time. I'd swap now but apparently we are finally getting 4k so I'll just wait for that one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's 100% newbie memery that was "in" before the good/evil tic-tac-toe meme. I always thought it was stupid and projection before it was "projection."

            [...]
            You are full of shit, Mr. Shrunkenpixel. x265 10 bit is kino, buttery framerate, and half the size on disk. The grain you're seeing is the actual film grain.

            You 264gays should be hosed and floured. If it weren't for you we'd be in the future of encodes by now and wouldn't have to sift through mountains of 264shit. I hate finding something that was hard to find, it isn't even that old, and it is only in 264. What a waste of time.

            It was joke. They're identical other than the x265 being half the size.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >half the size
              >same quality

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              oh ok

              >too high strung
              what does this mean, I'm a zoomer btw if that means anything

              Too little butter spread over too much toast.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I have an 8gb one which was the best I could find at the time. I'd swap now but apparently we are finally getting 4k so I'll just wait for that one.

          It also depends on the source of the encode and who encoded it as to what kind of quality you get.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is what Wyatt Earp looked like IRL, he looks like a sadistic mother fricker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hard times make hard men.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        go back

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm your huckleberry
    what did he mean by this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he meant 'hey butthole, you ain't shit and I'll kill you right here and right now pussy'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah pretty much this, but also more intimidating unlike that string of profanity that zoomers use today to pick a fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      huckle-bearer was a term for people carrying a coffin in the south.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >huckle-bearer
        This was debunked on Cinemaphile you fricking tourist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        source???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was saying "I'm Urhuk El Bari", which was the identity he assumed during a string of adventures in Arab lands many years prior.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ben Affleck posts here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My fights not with you Doc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I beg to differ, we are playing for blood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was just foolin' about

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                say when

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is this the "he's literally me" for boomers?

    Maybe if they're prostitute fricking alcoholics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doc wasn't me but Texas Jack Vermillion in real life was absolutely me.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Huckleberries hold a place in archaic American English slang. The phrase "a huckleberry over my persimmon" was used to mean "a bit beyond my abilities." "I'm your huckleberry" is a way of saying that one is just the right person for a given job.[9] The range of slang meanings of huckleberry in the 19th century was broad, also referring to significant persons or nice persons.[10][11]
    My bet was on Huck Finn reference of some type. I was wrong? Still uncertain.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm your huckleberry" is a way of saying that one is just the right person for a given job
      yeah this is known, but youtubers made zoomers moronic for views.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      didn't tom sawyer trick huckleberry finn into painting his moms fence before he ran off with Black person jim?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know I didn't read it. Literally sitting beside me for nearly ten years and I haven't picked it up. I always feel like I'm saving it for the right time...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          breh if you never read Mark Twain, you really should.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's what everyone always says but I can only read it the first time once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huckleberry was a deep south word of that era for 'I will get the job done"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but why the word huckleberry
        because it was what children would use as an excuse to get out of hard work to pick huckleberries, Doc means that killing Johnny Ringo would be an easy and simple task

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit, zoomers don't even know lingo that I knew as a child.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen Wyatt Earp's 'Peacemaker' pistols in a museum I think it was in Wyoming. I wanted to start a youtube channel about it and then realized I'd have to use an anime avatar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you are thinking of Cody, Wyoming. They have Wild BIll Hickocks .45 navy revolvers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they also have the gatling gun used in Giranamo's last battle.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Johnny Ringo, You're no daisy, no daisy at all...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poor soul, he was just too high strung

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >too high strung
        what does this mean, I'm a zoomer btw if that means anything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          high strung string instruments snap because of the tension

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            zoomies have never played a stringed instrument so they will never know.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doc Holliday was a southern aristocrat, his parents were rich plantation owners and he had access to the highest levels of education and art that money could afford, he didn't become 'Doc Holliday' until he got tuberculosis that was untreatable in that age. Knowing that he was going to die he went around the country being a shitty gambler, ran in with the Earp's that got in on a racket together, they separated ways for a few years before reuniting in Tombstone, where the Earp's tried to establish a gambling racket and Doc was their card shark.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T ANY OF YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO PLAY FOR DUBS?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >when the drunk frick with a death wish at the bar calls you out

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    264 jumps frames. Instead of, say, a smooth motion like a hand waving or a car moving along, the 264 one skips frames. It's extremely noticeable in panning and zooming shots. Watch as the treeline stutters into the foreground. Or, instead of sliding past, the background behind the car skips past. Dut. Dut. Dut. Dut. I can't unsee it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >handwave
      Like those neon signs in Vegas.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >participate in a tombstone discussion
    >go to bar as usual
    >girls has jonny ringo and doc holliday tattoos
    I always knew the universe revolved around me. So I am already dead and in hell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her you're her huckleberry. Her barstool will be saturated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I did, she invited me to a rodeo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You died, this is hell, and I'm the devil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        alright devil, send that b***h over to frick me again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's the temptation of corruption, the devil only want's to own your soul. don't do it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's the temptation of corruption, the devil only want's to own your soul. don't do it.

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