Is this true? I have to confess, I haven't watched in movie in over two months.
I have, however, marathoned about 9 (fünf) kinoes.
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Is this true? I have to confess, I haven't watched in movie in over two months.
>twittercap
>is this le heckin' trueirino
>kinoes
I bet you're assigned someone at parties.
>I bet you're assigned someone at parties.
what does that mean
I think its a mix of saying "you must be fun at parties" and calling him a troony
>"hey anon, you should get to know so and so. He's also into whatever dumb shit you like so you guys can go talk instead of looking mopey sitting on the couch not talking to anyone or being awkward in conversations"
In this context it means that one/various friends take turns in keeping you busy so that you don't actively participate with the rest of the party because you are weird and if you are not kept in check you will make it obvious and the people will ask them why they involved with a weirdo like you (which means their social status is now perceived lower).
>I bet you're assigned someone at parties.
Nice, stealing that
miss me with that boomer shit
>miss me
I don't think about you at all.
im gonna adooooolt
there's also talking about work and the weather.
As an adult I find any man that cannot talk about football detestable. Please don't seat me next to one.
The thing about arsenal is they alway try and walk it in.
He's talking about football, not soccer, Nigel.
Wooosh
I'm sorry, Jamarquis, but maybe you should accurately refer to it as handegg to avoid such unfortunate misunderstandings in the future. Cheerio!
love those big beautiful beasts
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
What was wenger thinking?
I literally did this line as a joke to a football gay once and they answered sincerely agreeing "yeah i know but..."
Ive tried throwing this out in conversation, but Im american so no one gets it
What the frick is there to even talk about?
>bro did you see that guy chase that other guy and jump on him? That guy's a beast bro.
>you ever see a man who could run like that?Dude what a beast
I'd sock you in the fricking face if you started talking about your low IQ homosexual sport to me
>I'd sock you in the fricking face if you started talking about your low IQ homosexual sport to me
The only acceptable response to morons babbling about corner routes.
>moments from the game
>player performance
>gameplay strategies
>ways to improve the team
>prospects
>predicting the rest of the season
You wouldn't do anything you limp wristed gay.
>Discussing stats of who is the niggest nig who can run fast for 5 seconds and catch a ball
>predicting rest of the season of 2 hour boredom fests filled with commercials and nig worship
Jesus how boring can you be. Id rather shoot myself
That's fine. I'm sure you would fit in more comfortably talking about Ru Paul or the Bachelor with the ladies of the office.
>talk to the ladies in the office instead
>get laid
>talk to the guys about sports
>don’t get laid
Oh, are they setting you up on dates with their sons?
No I’m having sex with them while their sons are watching sports with their dads.
>now kneel for the Black folk, son
>talk to the ladies in the office instead
>get laid
lol by who? Their gay bffs?
Is this how americans view sports?
Hoky kek
No most Americans love it. I am usually an outlier. And no one in this thread can even point out one thing wrong with what I said, they know it’s true and that they just worship overpaid monkeys who throw a ball
I dont even watch sports but this post is absolutely pathetic. This is like saying all video game discussions are is just talking about pushing buttons.
At least playing video games isn't an inherently homoerotic activity where you admire other men's physiques
Is that what you do when the sports are on TV? You gay, homie.
Go fantasize in your mancave about the Broncos tackling you while jacking off in your tom Brady jersey you closeted gay
This sounds more like you’re just gay, friend.
I'm not a sports fan but now you're just coming across as some insecure and scrawny nerd who's coping. There's plenty of skill required in many sports and it is very impressive to watch people perform at the highest level in the world
See
We get it you love brown and black people.
You only love them when they're fricking your wife.
sure thing, pedro or jamal or whatever your slave name is, mutt.
>perform at the highest level in the world
>football
>hates sports
>thinks he could physically hurt anybody
Tiny hands typed this post.
>watching sportsball makes me strong
What a delusional homosexual.
>Scared of sports
>Refers to it as "sportsball"
>Calls others homosexual
If the wiener fits, Tyrone.
Goddamn this is the gayest shit I've ever read. Obsessing over sports doesn't make you a tough guy in any fricking capacity. In fact most sports fanatics are obese, effeminate, slop-consuming subhumans.
likewise I find any man that can only talk about football detestable
Typical goyball fan.
>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
>HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
>DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
>EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS
God bless israel
Thank you for the laugh, anon
>i worship Blacks the post
lol. lmao. rofl even
Did you like how that guy ran the ball?
a lot of limpwrists triggered by this
All the sportscucks at my work are skinnyfat toads with beer guts
Imagine paying money for a shirt with another man's name on it
there's a defensive tackle who won the superbowl for kansas city named sneed and I've seriously considered buying the jersey
>9 (fünf)
>corn syrup
Change that to can of light beer and it's golden.
>bring up local politics
I seriously doubt most of the people in my town even can name the mayor, much less half the councilpeople or any policy setters, unless someone in particular does something that hits the news cycle.
>my dancing monkeys controlled by israelites are beating your dancing monkeys controlled by israelites! I’m so glad I picked blue!
Both footballs are boring as frick. Both to watch and talk about. Hockey is a real sport
this thread is gay. enjoy the webum
More entertaining than an entire season of commercialball
As a professional sports bettor I don’t have a problem with this. But if you were to talk sports with me a couple years ago when I wasn’t making money off it then I’d just fricking nod and then leave, now I can talk sports with bros all day
Works for me. Deal.
being a football fan in 2023 is basically saying your wife fricks other men
ball sports are for mongoloids.
>oh look they're running up the field
>now they're running down the field
>now they're running up the field
>oh he kicked the ball
>oh he picked up the ball
>oh he dropped the ball
if you're a man you watch combat.
>NOOOO YOU HAVE DIFFERENT SUBJECTIVE TASTES FROM ME I MUST SHUT OFF ALL SOCIAL CONTACT
frick this normy npc shit, how am I supposed to make friends when everyone is like this, I was raised differently, it's not my fault I don't know how to act gangsta or know anything about football, what am I supposed to do, feign interest in your gay shit
there is nothing gayer than sports
Marriage
Don't get so confident, sport.
>football
What kind of gay ass homosexual wants to talk about Black person kneel ball? So you sit there watching 2 minutes of Black person-kneel then watch 10 minutes of Black person-kneel BLM ads? I guess if you’re interested in the sport of football in it of itself fine but I assume you’re talking about the NFL, which is just some israelited, rigged Black person-kneel-palooza. Unironically lol does anyone actually watch professional sports anymore? Besides like, Hockey?
The only thing to talk about handegg is that college sports are a cancer and should be illegal
Lmao you're circumcised
This but the opposite.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT MY HECCIN Black personBALL YOU CANT JUST NOT WATCH OBESE Black folk EVERY SUNDAY NOOOOO
Imagine having an opinion on Black folk throwing a ball around other than "I hope they all get aids"
>implying they don’t have AIDS already
ngmi
the other 1% is negotiating the price for sex at an asian massage parlor with chinese ladies who barely speak english
don't they use a calculator to show the price? then you just type in your counter offer?
Anon, you need to stop trying to have sex with your geometry tutor.
>try and talk kino to people you just met as small talk
>all they want to talk about is low brow comedies or dumb blockbuster shit with Tom Cruise in it
No. We're past peak TV. Audiences are too spread out now. Nobody even tries to get on the same page like this.
Maybe 15-20 years ago this would still be true. The streaming era has made entertaining too niche and segmented. There are no "watercooler shows" anymore. I spend a lot of time on this board, but when I talk about movies/tv with other people they often bring up supposedly popular shows that I have never even heard of.
>people at my job start talking about sports
>try to avoid conversation because I have no fricking idea what they’re talking about
>somehow get roped into it once in a while
>respond with ”haha…yeah…” to literally everything
Did I do good, Cinemaphile?
I'd start with browsing Cinemaphile those football generals are pretty fun. It's more about the people watch it with than the game itself, if that makes any sense.
>It's more about the people watch it with than the game itself, if that makes any sense.
Yes
The intricacies of watch repair is a fun conversation if you and the person you're speaking to both have knowledge of it
There was no organic tv series popular, word of mouth series this year
blue eye samurai but i wouldnt say its super popular. It definently has been propped up by word of mouth to the point where it has been renewed for a 2nd season. Its also probably the best show this year
It's woke and had muted reception. Even stuff such as Succession was more talked about
If that was true I'd be completely fine in a conversation haha. Why even make this thread wtf
I've talked to a few bartenders about this and they all said that when a couple who are on a date starts talking about movies or TV shows, it almost always ends up with the woman bailing within like half an hour
I don't have any friends or do any socializing at all.
I just be by myself.
>yeah so tv is like literally in a renaissance right now my dude
>my guy we are in content heaven
are people really saying this thoughever
I think mayhaps a few do thoughbeist
99% of my socializing is asking the only good-ol'-boy at work questions about "hunting" and pots and pans.
Manchildren are not adults.
We just gossip and tell stories from work. Or reminisce about stuff we did in the past.
I sat near these two guys in an office who spoke every day about what shows they'd watched
I think between them they'd seen everything that can be seen
(so long as it was on Netflix or Prime and released after 2015 of course)
They never spoke about anything else
I'm the movie guy at work, whenever someone is talking about a movie and they forget the title or what year it came out, they'll come to me and ask. It feels pretty cool sometimes when its a girl whos asking
To those girls you're the fat comic book guy from family guy
I just don’t like football and can’t get in to it no matter how much I try it’s so alienating when that seems to be the default mode of conversation for everybody
my dad loves football and sometimes I'm at a family gathering with him and my sisters husbands and I'm the moron who asks dumbass questions as if I'm talking about the sport and not sounding like a woman
This is true but it's also because people are afraid to bring up anything political or religious. Even then, these adult subjects have been completely tainted by the culture war, so if I wanted to participate in a nuanced conversation somehow it leads back to trans rights or trump. I actually tried really hard to bring up local politics in my friend group, things which are actually very important to "adults", but everyone was too bored by it. However, you mention Israel v. Palestine, and suddenly everyone has a very important opinion!
They only pretend to be passionate and know what they’re talking about with whatever is trending, before Palestine shit it was Ukraine
I used to be socially awkward around other people until I realized that not every conversation has to be deep and meaningful. Now I thoroughly enjoy talking about absolutely nothing with my coworkers.
>Is this true?
TRUTH:
there are two groups of people
1. people without children
2. people with children
group 1: just carries on like they're 20 for their entire life, telling you about this band or that movie, career shit, etc
group 2: are no longer the most important person in their lives (the children are, obvs) and they act differently
everyone past a certain age knows it's true
no judgement
This is 100% true
Also: both groups are just going through the motions and their lives are meaningless.
No it's people asking me what music I like and me attempting to explain that I don't really listen to music while they scratch their head for 10 minutes
from my experience people only seem to want to talk about their jobs or complain about their lives and other people
>Love football and always talked about it at my old job
>New job
>Full of Drumpftards who stopped watching because of "that kneel down shit"
press them on why they dont like it, theyll eventually cave to some Black person loving platitude, its hilarious
>coworkers having normie conversation
>hey anon have you seen the current thing
>no
>they now conspire to ruin your life
That makes up maybe 2% of me socialising.
t. secret normie
In my experience this is about the only thing people talk about in an office, other than ubiquitous small talk about the weather and shit. Just the most popular slop thats being shoved, and never any criticism because thats too negative and risks disagreement. The culture has made everyone so god damn fragile for anyone to risk anything more.
The more blue collar the job the more people seem to be willing to open up and just be themselves though, and at the end of the day everyone still gets along.
But I attribute this mostly to just the differimg ratios of women and their proclivity to either freak out, or just quietly put you on their shit list and proceed to be petty and vindictive.
not at all. my interactions with women is basically me ripping on them and them giggling. with men we talk about israelites and white genocide
>church Christmas party
>sat next to the preacher
>talk about how I've been into DDO and he says he's been playing BG3
>mention I've been waiting for the new Love Live mobile game
It was a pretty good time
Im 31. Most people I know talk about restaurants that are “SO GOOD” or home improvement and travel.
And there’s nothing wrong with that
takes less obnoxious people like myself to bring up other discussions, I was talking to this zoomer b***h about space the other day and she gave me a funny look before saying "i have this extreme fear of floating off into the abyss of space" but more zoomerfied
twitter tard’s quality of posting has gone way down
>go on a date
>talk work and general life topics
>she starts asking about shows I watch
>House and Lost have been over at least a decade now
>don't watch TV shows anyway
>she starts talking about Better Call Saul
>use my knowledge from Cinemaphile to keep the conversation going
She wanted to see me again. But in general I don't socialize unless there's work or sex involved
Only conversation I get is here. People in daily life are too clinically moronic to have an actual conversation not wearing kid gloves. Normies literally live a lie.
You responded to me:
by mistake. I said there’s nothing wrong with liking the game of football but you’re talking about the ~~*NFL*~~ or worse, ~~*college ball*~~. Easiest way to tell if someone is some creepy normie. Probably wears a “back the blue” shirt and a Patriots hat lmao
Yeah, you want to know what's really low test? Replying to everyone's posts.
Watching homosexual soap opera sports is low test. Playing sports is fun
I can't imagine being interested in anything less than sports. I'd genuinely rather talk about bushes or sidewalks or fricking Jesus ffs
>not caring about homosexual/nigball means you don't like any sport or competition
tell me you're a homosexual without telling me you're a homosexual
low IQ nonce