>it's kino for all audiences. even /misc/cels because it shows how petty and deceptive israelites are especially in the later seasons.
Required non-sports viewing for Cinemaphileartans
Who made you sound like such a redditor? Your dad? Makes sense because I was doing most of the fricking while he watched and you were begging for a nipple, cornholing homosexual
I dig the comfiness too, always did ever since I was a kid. It must be something about the 90's, or maybe we watched kid shows that aired in the 90's so we just associate that comfiness with anything from the 90's.
For me it's the funny slightly edgy story lines and watching how people in the 90's still mostly lived interacting with each other before social media ruined it all. And yes, Cinemaphile is a social media website
the first time I watched it I needed a few episodes to get into it. but then I started to love it and have rewatched it soon after.
it is one of the best sitcoms together with fraiser
No, it's a terrible show. It's not funny at all. There are entire episodes about things like a guy pretending to be a marine biologist and stuff like that. It's not funny and nobody thinks it's funny. They just laugh because they've been programmed to.
If you want to watch an actual funny tv show watch Friends or Big Bang Theory.
Sorry that I like shows that are actually funny like Friends or BBT. Seinfeld is just israelites being mean to each other. It isn't funny and nobody likes it.
Big Bang Theory is funny and has funny people in funny situations and they say funny things.
Seinfeld is just a israelite saying some israeli thing to somebody over and over and people getting mad at each other. Like there's an episode where Jerry won't date a woman with man hands. That's not funny. It's stupid.
>Big Bang Theory is funny and has funny people in funny situations and they say funny things.
None of it's funny. It's the kind of shit actual consoomer nerds would find funny
>If you want to watch an actual funny tv show watch Friends or Big Bang Theory.
Based. Seinfeld isn't funny. Nobody under 70 likes it. Like I'm supposed to laugh because a bunch of rich people couldn't get a table at a Chinese restaurant in less than five minutes. That's not funny at all.
Well of course it doesnt make sense to you. You in the 20th century we didnt have Door Dash etc and people also had to use pay phones, so its a comment on the awkwardness of having to wait for things. You being a zoomer wouldnt get that because anything you want can just be holographically beamed into your brain whenever you want.
>You in the 20th century we didnt have Door Dash etc and people also had to use pay phones
israelite Yorkians did. One of the episodes of Shitfield involves Elaine running into Jerry's Asian DoorDash driver. And Jerry had a carphone and called a guy who stole his car on it in one ep.
Well of course it doesnt make sense to you. You in the 20th century we didnt have Door Dash etc and people also had to use pay phones, so its a comment on the awkwardness of having to wait for things. You being a zoomer wouldnt get that because anything you want can just be holographically beamed into your brain whenever you want.
Small dick energy. You don't even know the lore of the show as well as somebody who hates it. They all had cell phones and used food delivery all the fricking time. Elaine even worked as a food delivery person for Mr. Pinn or whatever.
>Seinfeld is not funny. It's just another shitty Netflix show like all the others. I don't even think they're making new episodes of it.
They aren't. Netflix decided it sucked and stopped making new eps. And if it isnt good enough for Netflix to make new eps it must totally suck
like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George Costanza: Whatever.
Cosmo Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George Costanza: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
Cosmo Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
Cosmo Kramer: Hole in one, huh?
I personally enjoyed the more macabre and outlandish episodes, like Susan's death.
If rumors are to be believed, she was killed off because the writers didn't know what to do with her and the cast didn't have chemistry with her comedically. Imagine the parallel universe where George gets married and the series stagnates instead of becoming wacky and flanderized... Would it still be as fondly remembered?
You won't like it because no one does. It was only considered "funny" because it was watched by a bunch of dumb boomers who talked about it at work the next day.
these are my favourite sitcom moments regardless of show >entire episode has different plotlines and moments with tiny bits that give a big payoff in the end
Been watching it for like 25 years. Watch it pretty much daily. Always running on shuffle on my TV. It's the background of my life. It's that good, OP.
"This" is the best sitcom ever
Better than King of Queens? Doubt it.
You sound like a fat titty b***h rn ngl
You sound like a boomer rn ngl
Shit taste in television. Kys homosexual redditor c**t
>31 / 6 / 16 / 1
This is way more important to him than it is to you. Just leave it. Let him have this. It’s all he has.
Wow, homosexual has an opinion who gives a frick
watch curb after this
What a dumbass opinion
no
>watch israelite show #735
You should kys and feel bad for being a brain dead leech on society
And you should watch me frick your mom after that
Maybe you should look for noose after curb
curb is better. they can cuss
Curb is Seinfeld taken to its logical conclusion. Great show but god I hate israelites.
More than your mothers ass thats for sure.
it's kino for all audiences. even /misc/cels because it shows how petty and deceptive israelites are especially in the later seasons.
>it's kino for all audiences. even /misc/cels because it shows how petty and deceptive israelites are especially in the later seasons.
Required non-sports viewing for Cinemaphileartans
It's good if you are a loser
Yes, its the best Sitcom of all time
Yes, absolutely, but you should start it in autumn when it's colder
Who made you sound like such a redditor? Your dad? Makes sense because I was doing most of the fricking while he watched and you were begging for a nipple, cornholing homosexual
I'm not your dad homosexual, stop asking me questions
I was watching it recently when George says
>we're living in a society.
>Its a Hal episode
Hal Senberg
Whats your favourite thing about Seinfeld? For me its how comfy it is
the New York setting
Adult themes which you cant relate to as a teen.
it's all about the characters and relataility despite the over the topness.
I personally enjoyed the more macabre and outlandish episodes, like Susan's death.
I dig the comfiness too, always did ever since I was a kid. It must be something about the 90's, or maybe we watched kid shows that aired in the 90's so we just associate that comfiness with anything from the 90's.
For me it's the funny slightly edgy story lines and watching how people in the 90's still mostly lived interacting with each other before social media ruined it all. And yes, Cinemaphile is a social media website
For me it's Elaine's curls.
For me its george Elaine
>tfw you only get one good leg shot in the whole series and no blue jeans ass at all
Damn she was so fricking hot
cutest she ever looked and the only time I've ever wanted to frick
>didn't want to frick her when her hair was down and she was dishevelled in jerry's apartment
gay?
I do not remember that
The whiteness.
Hadn't seen it till last year and needed something new to watch and fricking loved it, just finished another rewatch the other night
>"He's a Black person!"
What was his angle here? Did he think the audience would side with him?
by far the best episode
>he was a Black person, jerry! a Black person!
the first time I watched it I needed a few episodes to get into it. but then I started to love it and have rewatched it soon after.
it is one of the best sitcoms together with fraiser
Hoochie Mama!
jery get ipad
only good ting about king of Queens was Leah Remini
>unironically caring how many people post in a thread
shiczo
No, it's a terrible show. It's not funny at all. There are entire episodes about things like a guy pretending to be a marine biologist and stuff like that. It's not funny and nobody thinks it's funny. They just laugh because they've been programmed to.
If you want to watch an actual funny tv show watch Friends or Big Bang Theory.
Mega cope
Nobody thinks Seinfeld is funny, anon. I don't like it and nobody else likes it.
Seriously get a life lad
t. Paid NetFliz shills
How much did NetFlix pay you for these posts?
$100 per post
>watch Friends or Big Bang Theory.
get a load of this goy
>watch an actual funny tv show watch Friends or Big Bang Theory.
weak b8
Sorry that I like shows that are actually funny like Friends or BBT. Seinfeld is just israelites being mean to each other. It isn't funny and nobody likes it.
>LE BAZINGA
>LE QUIRKY NERDY JOKES
high iq comedy right here. Do you also enjoy Rick and Morty?
Big Bang Theory is funny and has funny people in funny situations and they say funny things.
Seinfeld is just a israelite saying some israeli thing to somebody over and over and people getting mad at each other. Like there's an episode where Jerry won't date a woman with man hands. That's not funny. It's stupid.
>Big Bang Theory is funny and has funny people in funny situations and they say funny things.
None of it's funny. It's the kind of shit actual consoomer nerds would find funny
Yes. Rick & Morty >>>>>>>>>>> Seinfeld. Rick & Morty is probably the best animated show in tv history.
couldn't agree more
seinfeld is for old people anyway
>If you want to watch an actual funny tv show watch Friends or Big Bang Theory.
Based. Seinfeld isn't funny. Nobody under 70 likes it. Like I'm supposed to laugh because a bunch of rich people couldn't get a table at a Chinese restaurant in less than five minutes. That's not funny at all.
Well of course it doesnt make sense to you. You in the 20th century we didnt have Door Dash etc and people also had to use pay phones, so its a comment on the awkwardness of having to wait for things. You being a zoomer wouldnt get that because anything you want can just be holographically beamed into your brain whenever you want.
>You in the 20th century we didnt have Door Dash etc and people also had to use pay phones
israelite Yorkians did. One of the episodes of Shitfield involves Elaine running into Jerry's Asian DoorDash driver. And Jerry had a carphone and called a guy who stole his car on it in one ep.
None of that's funny.
Big dick energy.
Small dick energy. You don't even know the lore of the show as well as somebody who hates it. They all had cell phones and used food delivery all the fricking time. Elaine even worked as a food delivery person for Mr. Pinn or whatever.
Are you moronic? I have been ordering food for decades
>Big Bang Theory
Confirmed for bait
TBBT is even funnier after you find out how much it makes Redditors seethe to be portrayed exactly how they are.
Almost had me but you blew it recommending BBT.
Do you double dip?
Normal Words but a israelite Guy!
Seinfeld is not funny. It's just another shitty Netflix show like all the others. I don't even think they're making new episodes of it.
>Seinfeld is not funny. It's just another shitty Netflix show like all the others. I don't even think they're making new episodes of it.
They aren't. Netflix decided it sucked and stopped making new eps. And if it isnt good enough for Netflix to make new eps it must totally suck
>it moved
h-h-hooootel
One of those times I knew I was George Costanza. See also
>wants to have sex with a giant
>wants to incorporate food into sex
like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George Costanza: Whatever.
Cosmo Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George Costanza: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
Cosmo Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
Cosmo Kramer: Hole in one, huh?
This isnt funny and nobody thinks it's funny.
jason alexander is just insanely good
If rumors are to be believed, she was killed off because the writers didn't know what to do with her and the cast didn't have chemistry with her comedically. Imagine the parallel universe where George gets married and the series stagnates instead of becoming wacky and flanderized... Would it still be as fondly remembered?
cursed
blursed
Elaine is agonizingly close to a nip slip here
OP here. Am watching the first episode rn. It's decent so far, but will see how I like it when I finished it.
You won't like it because no one does. It was only considered "funny" because it was watched by a bunch of dumb boomers who talked about it at work the next day.
Now I know where Louis CK got that concept with the standups between scenes in Louie from.
This will sound like omega cope, but season 2 is where the show starts to get it's footing.
Seinfeld is so funny, best sittcom ever
Please stop responding to obvious trolls.
Its just one guy replying to himself
these are my favourite sitcom moments regardless of show
>entire episode has different plotlines and moments with tiny bits that give a big payoff in the end
you see seinfeld being posted on teevee, you just know its a boomer thread.
We must return........
>you will never live in the 90s in NY
I know anon, it hurts
Everything up to season 7 is amazing
OP here, finished the first episode now. Was really good, I will keep watching.
The frist 2 seasons are them figuring the show out, Season 3 is the first true Seinfeld season so keep on going, it only gets better
The Chinese Restaurant is the point where Seinfeld became Seinfeld
Call it.
Been watching it for like 25 years. Watch it pretty much daily. Always running on shuffle on my TV. It's the background of my life. It's that good, OP.
Then you gonna love this site
https://watchseinfeld.net/
George bros i dont feel so good.......
Kramer is exactly like that.
He and George are two sides of the same coin.
Kramer is a proactive character. He doesn't live a normal life but he's always working on something zany.
It's okay, not as good as other 90's sitcoms like Friends or Frasier
Delete yourself
Where'd that table come from?
From 4:3
You tell me
It's not even remotely funny. But it's well written and still a decent show. It's just not really a comedy - the finale is amazing.
>the finale is amazing.
The finale sucks
yes but it goes downhill hard in the last two seasons. middle seasons are the peak of sitcom television
The last two seasons are the best though